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(Houston Press)   Hell yes you still would if given half a chance (you won't). Happy 50th Kathy Ireland   (blogs.houstonpress.com) divider line 7
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2013-03-20 03:29:04 PM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img542.imageshack.us image 425x556]

aaaah my first lust......


and yes yes I would in a heart beat....


Happy Birthday my dear


CSB:
When I was a very young man, either in 8th grade or a freshman in HS, MY older sister was doing college visits and as she was being highly recruited because of her SATS she got an invite to attend a "medieval feast" at the local college put on by the MD equivalent of the SCA (called Markland).  Being a cool big sis, and knowing I was into that sort of thing, she got a ticket for me to come along as well.  The girl sitting next to me (a college senior) was THE prettiest girl I had ever seen in my damn life and then some,  I spent the whole night trying to keep up a slightly intelligent conversation (in retrospect probably failing HORRIBLY) with her and not drool all over myself.  At the end of the night I screwed up my courage to awkwardly hit on her, telling he she was so pretty she should thing about being a model.   She smiled warmly and thanked me and then turned back to the other person she was talking to.  I rememebered her name clearly because it was to me, at the time both unusual and cool ( I was such a celto-phile at the time I took Patrick as my confirmation name)  It was, of course Kathy Ireland

You can't imagine the shock that it caused to my , uh, system,  a few years later when her first SI Swinsuit issue came out
2013-03-20 03:00:37 PM
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Another who lead to the death of many kittens and crusty clothing:

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/Maybe she's why I have a long hair fetish.....
2013-03-20 02:10:19 PM
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She might be 50 but her breasts are not a day over 27.
2013-03-20 01:47:07 PM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus: Kathy Ireland > Paulina Porizkova > Elle MacPherson.


Wow, you sure farked that all up.

Allow me to retort:

Elle MacPherson > Paulina Porizkova > [pre-herp] Stephanie Seymour > Kathy Ireland
2013-03-20 01:44:41 PM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus: Kathy Ireland > Paulina Porizkova


YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
2013-03-20 01:09:24 PM
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I have to admit this chick does literally nothing for me.  She doesn't have an ass to speak of and her face is squished.  Call me a studman or whatever, but I always thought she looked like an alien.

/would still hit it
2013-03-20 12:25:41 PM
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red5ish: I like this picture because it gives the false impression that she is a normal person. She rocks that jersey.
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the guy on the left looks strikingly like scott bacula.
 
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