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(Houston Press)   Hell yes you still would if given half a chance (you won't). Happy 50th Kathy Ireland   (blogs.houstonpress.com) divider line 118
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2013-03-20 01:47:07 PM
Since we are the same age, I would be happy to disappoint her.

/needs a new hair style though
//it still wouldn't stop me
 
2013-03-20 01:56:07 PM
Happy B-day Kathy!
i96.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-20 01:57:09 PM
www.miloop.com

Really?  it took this long?
 
2013-03-20 02:06:06 PM

macadamnut: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Kathy Ireland > Paulina Porizkova > Elle MacPherson.

Wow, you sure farked that all up.

Allow me to retort:

Elle MacPherson > Paulina Porizkova > [pre-herp] Stephanie Seymour > Kathy Ireland


Ahh the women that helped get me through my early years.. if you know what I mean and you do know what I mean...
 
2013-03-20 02:08:17 PM

NuttierThanEver: [www.cyclelicio.us image 496x374]

Never before and never since have I wanted to be a water droplet or a bicycle seat so badly


www.cyclelicio.us

That was the first picture I saw of her. Many kittens died because of that picture.
 
2013-03-20 02:09:46 PM

macadamnut: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Kathy Ireland > Paulina Porizkova > Elle MacPherson.

Wow, you sure farked that all up.

Allow me to retort:

Elle MacPherson > Paulina Porizkova > [pre-herp] Stephanie Seymour > Kathy Ireland


Wronnng

Christie Brinkley > Paulina > Kathy > Elle > Cheryl Tiegs
/old school.
 
2013-03-20 02:10:19 PM
She might be 50 but her breasts are not a day over 27.
 
2013-03-20 02:10:52 PM

red5ish: I like this picture because it gives the false impression that she is a normal person. She rocks that jersey.
[img21.imageshack.us image 615x800]


"Oh, boy."
 
2013-03-20 02:11:09 PM

Robert1966: What's the deal with the Stepford hairdo?


Born again. It just happens.

Sorry folks- from that era, it's Paulina first and everyone else gets in line behind her.

I always found it curious that Elle MacPherson was dubbed "The Body" when the woman literally has no ass.
 
2013-03-20 02:17:38 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Is there any point in this woman's life she isn't stunning?!


Election day.
 
2013-03-20 02:21:16 PM

macadamnut: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Is there any point in this woman's life she isn't stunning?!

Election day.


Winnar.
 
2013-03-20 02:29:45 PM
Is she still wanted by The Hague to stand trial for causing the Great Kitten Holocaust?
 
2013-03-20 02:31:02 PM
 
2013-03-20 02:36:43 PM
Meh...sharp knees.
 
2013-03-20 02:52:24 PM
Bonus points for mentioning Alien from LA

I like to roll in her clover and kiss her blarney stone.
 
2013-03-20 02:52:27 PM
needs more bush
 
2013-03-20 02:54:03 PM

Barry McCackiner: I have to admit this chick does literally nothing for me.  She doesn't have an ass to speak of and her face is squished.  Call me a studman or whatever, but I always thought she looked like an alien.

/would still hit it


Studman
 
2013-03-20 02:55:37 PM
A great many kittens died while viewing that Sport Illustrated Swimsuit Edition...extra laundry detergent had to be purchased as well.
 
2013-03-20 02:57:51 PM

funk_soul_bubby: The old man has had this poster in his garage for years. It's quite fadedsoiled by now.

[randumbuzz.com image 850x585]


Fixed
 
2013-03-20 02:58:31 PM
I'd let her play with my shillelagh!

/The shillelagh is my penis
 
2013-03-20 03:00:37 PM
Another who lead to the death of many kittens and crusty clothing:

www.colossuscollectibles.com
24.media.tumblr.com

/Maybe she's why I have a long hair fetish.....
 
2013-03-20 03:11:27 PM

ferretman: the death of many kittens


the death of many kittens

the death of many kittens
 
d3
2013-03-20 03:12:39 PM

axeeugene: Sinbox: mainsail: But isn't she a loony?

Not quite Naomi Campbell but far too close for my personal taste. I'd be lying through my arse if i tried to deny that they both give great photo though.

Conceding Ireland's immense hotness from the start to avoid being branded StudMan69, I still have to say I never found her attractive because early in her career I saw her speaking on TV, and she proved herself to be the most vapid woman I've ever had the displeasure of listening to. No amount of muting could help me thereafter.

Now Elle MacPherson, on the other hand...at *least* as hot as Ireland and with a reasonable intellect.

I've made my choice!


I think that was her Carson interview. Same effect on me. I'd do it as long as she was gagged.
 
2013-03-20 03:16:40 PM
She's got a "Stiffler's mom" thing about her....
 
2013-03-20 03:24:00 PM

Great_Milenko: Really?  it took this long?


Thanks, was waiting
 
2013-03-20 03:25:03 PM
I wonder when she started shaving. Clearly after the picture in the pink bikini and the cherry.
 
2013-03-20 03:29:04 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img542.imageshack.us image 425x556]

aaaah my first lust......


and yes yes I would in a heart beat....


Happy Birthday my dear


CSB:
When I was a very young man, either in 8th grade or a freshman in HS, MY older sister was doing college visits and as she was being highly recruited because of her SATS she got an invite to attend a "medieval feast" at the local college put on by the MD equivalent of the SCA (called Markland).  Being a cool big sis, and knowing I was into that sort of thing, she got a ticket for me to come along as well.  The girl sitting next to me (a college senior) was THE prettiest girl I had ever seen in my damn life and then some,  I spent the whole night trying to keep up a slightly intelligent conversation (in retrospect probably failing HORRIBLY) with her and not drool all over myself.  At the end of the night I screwed up my courage to awkwardly hit on her, telling he she was so pretty she should thing about being a model.   She smiled warmly and thanked me and then turned back to the other person she was talking to.  I rememebered her name clearly because it was to me, at the time both unusual and cool ( I was such a celto-phile at the time I took Patrick as my confirmation name)  It was, of course Kathy Ireland

You can't imagine the shock that it caused to my , uh, system,  a few years later when her first SI Swinsuit issue came out
 
2013-03-20 03:33:08 PM
Kathy Ireland...

Ah, yes...many memories...though, I wasn't too young...she's 50, I'm 43...so I was, what...already in my 20's when she was at her peak of popularity.

But I still loved her. And would have loved her...until I got it right! Or until she gave up on me...
It still woulda been epic though.
 
2013-03-20 03:36:28 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Barry McCackiner: I have to admit this chick does literally nothing for me.  She doesn't have an ass to speak of and her face is squished.  Call me a studman or whatever, but I always thought she looked like an alien.

/would still hit it

Yup. Long torso, short legs, shoulders too broad, skinny legs. Head like a Rapa Nui statue. Don't get it.



Let's not forget to call these two fellas gay...
Cuz they obviously are.
Perhaps you two should hook up for a cocktail...
How much cock and how much tail end up involved is totally up to you two.
 
2013-03-20 03:36:35 PM
i.imgur.com

This one did it for me...
 
2013-03-20 03:42:28 PM
axeeugene:

Now Elle MacPherson, on the other hand...at *least* as hot as Ireland and with a reasonable intellect.

Don't make me laugh! Elle, the fan of using powdered rare white rhino horn for medicinal/beauty purposes? Fark "reasonable intellect", she's an egocentric imbecile.
 
2013-03-20 03:51:45 PM
maybe from behind submitter
 
2013-03-20 03:53:22 PM
Kathy has too many squares going on for me--in her boxy torso and the shape of her head and face and nose and hair... much prefer the sleek elegance of Paulina. As for Elle, I don't care how toothy her grin is and sinewy her limbs are; I cannot see the beauty in her anymore because she is idiotic enough to believe it's worth poaching white rhinos to grind down their horns for alleged medicinal/beautifying benefits/properties which probably only have scientific backing in some crappy publication in China, with inconclusive results, even--if that! Dumbass.
 
2013-03-20 04:07:09 PM

farkplug: axeeugene:

Now Elle MacPherson, on the other hand...at *least* as hot as Ireland and with a reasonable intellect.

Don't make me laugh! Elle, the fan of using powdered rare white rhino horn for medicinal/beauty purposes? Fark "reasonable intellect", she's an egocentric imbecile.


Hey, we all have our idiosyncrasies, some of them offensive and mistaken. My point was not that we should celebrate the genius and high moral standing of Elle MacPherson; it was that she can demonstrably string more than one coherent sentence together and I believe she and I could have a pretty zesty and challenging conversation before farking each other's brains out, whereas a ball gag and a few punishing stupidity slaps would be required before I came within two feet of Kathy Ireland's moronic naughty bits.

Anyway, isn't comparing the relative intellects of supermodels a bit like dancing about architecture?
 
2013-03-20 04:08:05 PM

NuttierThanEver: [www.cyclelicio.us image 496x374]

Never before and never since have I wanted to be a water droplet or a bicycle seat so badly


Oh jeez, the saddle sniffer would love that one.
 
2013-03-20 04:20:36 PM
I always thought her best feature is that she's a homebrewer, too.

homesweetbrew.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-20 04:22:43 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Barry McCackiner: I have to admit this chick does literally nothing for me.  She doesn't have an ass to speak of and her face is squished.  Call me a studman or whatever, but I always thought she looked like an alien.

/would still hit it

Yup. Long torso, short legs, shoulders too broad, skinny legs. Head like a Rapa Nui statue. Don't get it.


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-20 04:23:00 PM

Magorn: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img542.imageshack.us image 425x556]

aaaah my first lust......


and yes yes I would in a heart beat....


Happy Birthday my dear

CSB:
When I was a very young man, either in 8th grade or a freshman in HS, MY older sister was doing college visits and as she was being highly recruited because of her SATS she got an invite to attend a "medieval feast" at the local college put on by the MD equivalent of the SCA (called Markland).  Being a cool big sis, and knowing I was into that sort of thing, she got a ticket for me to come along as well.  The girl sitting next to me (a college senior) was THE prettiest girl I had ever seen in my damn life and then some,  I spent the whole night trying to keep up a slightly intelligent conversation (in retrospect probably failing HORRIBLY) with her and not drool all over myself.  At the end of the night I screwed up my courage to awkwardly hit on her, telling he she was so pretty she should thing about being a model.   She smiled warmly and thanked me and then turned back to the other person she was talking to.  I rememebered her name clearly because it was to me, at the time both unusual and cool ( I was such a celto-phile at the time I took Patrick as my confirmation name)  It was, of course Kathy Ireland

You can't imagine the shock that it caused to my , uh, system,  a few years later when her first SI Swinsuit issue came out


Kathy Ireland in garb!!

I'm not going to be ok...... I mean ... ummmm. ... aaaaarrrhhhhhghghg
 
2013-03-20 04:33:56 PM

darch: Robert1966: What's the deal with the Stepford hairdo?

Born again. It just happens.

Sorry folks- from that era, it's Paulina first and everyone else gets in line behind her.


Why I should have been a rock star.
www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com
 
2013-03-20 04:48:58 PM
I work with her younger cousin.  She is pretty hot, too.
 
2013-03-20 05:04:03 PM
I always thought she had an amazing body, but I have to be honest I never thought her face was particularly above average. Maybe its a girl-next-door thing?
 
2013-03-20 05:43:34 PM
Probably my favourite swimsuit duo picture ever:

p.twimg.com
 
2013-03-20 06:27:01 PM

roughridersfan: Probably my favourite swimsuit duo picture ever:

[p.twimg.com image 800x546]


Kudos to you sir!!
 
2013-03-20 07:10:18 PM
But the moment she opens her mouth something is going in there.   It used to be because of that squeaky voice she had when she was younger but now when she opens her mouth, stupid just spills out.

Still would pick Elle.
 
2013-03-20 07:27:03 PM

funk_soul_bubby: The old man has had this poster in his garage for years. It's quite faded by now.


I believe she is violating the US flag code.
 
2013-03-20 07:43:15 PM

dennysgod: Bonus points for mentioning Alien from LA

I like to roll in her clover and kiss her blarney stone.


See my post upthead.
 
2013-03-20 08:17:39 PM

Ed Grubermann: red5ish: I like this picture because it gives the false impression that she is a normal person. She rocks that jersey.
[img21.imageshack.us image 615x800]

"Oh, boy."


I see what you did there.

/Ziggy says theres a 97 percent probability you are time traveller.
 
2013-03-20 08:29:49 PM
She was never my cup of tea. Small little face on a big head. She looks kinda weird.
 
2013-03-20 08:30:15 PM

Mad Scientist: I always thought her best feature is that she's a homebrewer, too.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-20 08:30:50 PM

Great_Milenko: [www.miloop.com image 450x337]

Really?  it took this long?


C'mon, I was only second. Was it too subtle?! I did consider a picture, but... meh.
 
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