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(Houston Press)   Hell yes you still would if given half a chance (you won't). Happy 50th Kathy Ireland   (blogs.houstonpress.com) divider line 118
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2013-03-20 10:53:36 AM  
img542.imageshack.us

aaaah my first lust......


and yes yes I would in a heart beat....


Happy Birthday my dear
 
2013-03-20 11:00:13 AM  
Suddenly... life has new meaning... to me.
 
2013-03-20 11:08:17 AM  
How is bookmark formed?
 
2013-03-20 11:10:35 AM  
I would if given 0.00001% chance. In college, my dorm wallpaper was pages torn out of the SI swimsuit editions of Kathy's pics. She was the women who changed my opinion from "girls are cute" to "girls are HOT!" Ah, those were the days...

//I have normal stuff on my walls now
 
2013-03-20 11:13:57 AM  
Ah, she was magnificent.

Although that pic in the article, the 'now' pic?  That looks like female televangelist hair!
 
2013-03-20 11:19:04 AM  
WELL ImageShack didn't like my last post...


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Is there any point in this woman's life she isn't stunning?!
 
2013-03-20 11:22:19 AM  
ye gods.....

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You can keep your current crop of SI models. I'm not saying they aint hot, I'm just saying they'll never touch this.
 
2013-03-20 11:24:34 AM  
www.cyclelicio.us

Never before and never since have I wanted to be a water droplet or a bicycle seat so badly
 
2013-03-20 11:32:27 AM  
I think I know where I got my fitness chick fetish
img801.imageshack.us
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2013-03-20 11:43:11 AM  
Bathe her and bring her to me
 
2013-03-20 11:48:32 AM  

CDP: Bathe her and bring her to me


To hell with bathing, just bring her to me.
 
2013-03-20 12:05:30 PM  
I would [verb] her in her [noun].

/not crazy about the Jackie O hairstyle though.
 
2013-03-20 12:07:43 PM  
I'd hit that!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-20 12:08:36 PM  
Take out those dentures and lets get to business woman
 
2013-03-20 12:08:36 PM  
Sptiffy

/bookmarked
 
2013-03-20 12:08:44 PM  
Your furniture sucks and your clothes look like old curtains.  Wanna make out?
 
2013-03-20 12:10:16 PM  
Oh Boy!  Kathy Ireland Thread!
A lovely song about a lovely girl.
 
2013-03-20 12:10:54 PM  
The old man has had this poster in his garage for years. It's quite faded by now.

randumbuzz.com
 
2013-03-20 12:12:09 PM  
I like this picture because it gives the false impression that she is a normal person. She rocks that jersey.
img21.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-20 12:13:24 PM  
 
2013-03-20 12:16:09 PM  
I watched 'loaded weapon 1' a few weeks ago. Man, that movie hasn't aged well. She has though.
 
2013-03-20 12:18:36 PM  
But isn't she a loony?
 
2013-03-20 12:20:41 PM  
Oh good Lord yes, that 25th Anniversary Swimsuit issue and the HBO special that came with it....well I was born in '73, you do the math.

But damn baby, whomever told you that hairstyle was good, throw a tastefully decorated Ottoman at them or something.
 
2013-03-20 12:24:50 PM  

NuttierThanEver: [www.cyclelicio.us image 496x374]

Never before and never since have I wanted to be a water droplet or a bicycle seat so badly


greatest sideboob pic evar.
 
2013-03-20 12:25:41 PM  

red5ish: I like this picture because it gives the false impression that she is a normal person. She rocks that jersey.
[img21.imageshack.us image 615x800]


the guy on the left looks strikingly like scott bacula.
 
2013-03-20 12:26:38 PM  

HulkHands: NuttierThanEver: [www.cyclelicio.us image 496x374]

Never before and never since have I wanted to be a water droplet or a bicycle seat so badly

greatest sideboob pic evar.


I think I remember that show from my dialup BBS days.. 2400 bps.
 
2013-03-20 12:27:23 PM  

chard: red5ish: I like this picture because it gives the false impression that she is a normal person. She rocks that jersey.
[img21.imageshack.us image 615x800]

the guy on the left looks strikingly like scott bacula.


It is.  From the movie they did together, Necessary Roughness.
 
2013-03-20 12:29:58 PM  

chard: red5ish: I like this picture because it gives the false impression that she is a normal person. She rocks that jersey.
[img21.imageshack.us image 615x800]

the guy on the left looks strikingly like scott bacula.


The self semblance of people to themselves is remarkable.

It would have been more remarkable if he'd looked like Calvin Coolidge.
 
2013-03-20 12:30:18 PM  

funk_soul_bubby: The old man has had this poster in his garage for years. It's quite faded by now.

[randumbuzz.com image 850x585]


me too.

hell i think it's still in storage somewhere at my parents' house...
 
2013-03-20 12:31:04 PM  
"Dull Surprise!"

/Obligatory.
 
2013-03-20 12:31:38 PM  
What's the deal with the Stepford hairdo?
 
2013-03-20 12:33:59 PM  

mainsail: But isn't she a loony?


Not quite Naomi Campbell but far too close for my personal taste. I'd be lying through my arse if i tried to deny that they both give great photo though.
 
2013-03-20 12:38:31 PM  
The next MST3K DVD release is going to be great:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-20 12:41:23 PM  
Absolutely, while she choked me with extra wide neon shoe laces.
 
2013-03-20 12:47:03 PM  
I saw Cindy Crawford in person, playing pool in a bar in San Francisco, years ago. In person she looked like anybody else who just happened to be the most beautiful woman within eight hundred miles.
 
2013-03-20 12:47:38 PM  
Apparently, people were so eager to drool over Ireland they forgot to say wtf on that headline. WTF?
 
2013-03-20 12:47:56 PM  
Huh, an old woman without a buzz cut? How is this possible?
 
2013-03-20 12:51:57 PM  

Sinbox: mainsail: But isn't she a loony?

Not quite Naomi Campbell but far too close for my personal taste. I'd be lying through my arse if i tried to deny that they both give great photo though.


Conceding Ireland's immense hotness from the start to avoid being branded StudMan69, I still have to say I never found her attractive because early in her career I saw her speaking on TV, and she proved herself to be the most vapid woman I've ever had the displeasure of listening to. No amount of muting could help me thereafter.

Now Elle MacPherson, on the other hand...at *least* as hot as Ireland and with a reasonable intellect.

I've made my choice!
 
2013-03-20 12:55:52 PM  

axeeugene: the most vapid woman


Quoted for truth.
 
2013-03-20 12:57:59 PM  

axeeugene: Conceding Ireland's immense hotness from the start to avoid being branded StudMan69, I still have to say I never found her attractive because early in her career I saw her speaking on TV, and she proved herself to be the most vapid woman I've ever had the displeasure of listening to. No amount of muting could help me thereafter.

Now Elle MacPherson, on the other hand...at *least* as hot as Ireland and with a reasonable intellect.

I've made my choice!



Kathy Ireland > Paulina Porizkova > Elle MacPherson. But I'm sure that none of them would even talk to me.

boy oh boy ImageShack does not like the Ireland photos today...
 
2013-03-20 01:03:41 PM  
I would.... oh. I've just been informed by my attorney, that because of that pesky restraining order, I can't say what I would... dang..

//Ah... yes... beautiful girls..
 
2013-03-20 01:04:57 PM  
In my highschool locker I used to have her picture from SI in the yellow bikini. One day one of the assistant principals walked by and he slowed down to admire the picture. He gave me a wink and said "Well done son. Well done."
 
2013-03-20 01:06:36 PM  

axeeugene: Sinbox: mainsail: But isn't she a loony?

Not quite Naomi Campbell but far too close for my personal taste. I'd be lying through my arse if i tried to deny that they both give great photo though.

Conceding Ireland's immense hotness from the start to avoid being branded StudMan69, I still have to say I never found her attractive because early in her career I saw her speaking on TV, and she proved herself to be the most vapid woman I've ever had the displeasure of listening to. No amount of muting could help me thereafter.

Now Elle MacPherson, on the other hand...at *least* as hot as Ireland and with a reasonable intellect.

I've made my choice!


I am not the type to usually view it but I chanced upon her when she (Ms. Ireland) was appearing on "Morning Joe" around four-to-six months ago and she...well to put it kindly her elevator didn't appear to go all the way to the Penthouse. Also she's one of those "proselytize-even-though-the-topic's-not-religion"-type religious types.

/not (completely) an atheist.
/just know my audience.
/also have no great amount of love for virulently-anti-choice women.
 
2013-03-20 01:09:24 PM  
I have to admit this chick does literally nothing for me.  She doesn't have an ass to speak of and her face is squished.  Call me a studman or whatever, but I always thought she looked like an alien.

/would still hit it
 
2013-03-20 01:12:06 PM  
If we're going to talk about SI swimsuit models from that era, I'll always choose Stacey Williams. 
I have often searched for the origins of my brunette fetish and I believe Stacey Williams is where I first came to love the dark haired ladies.
 
2013-03-20 01:16:16 PM  
 
2013-03-20 01:44:41 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Kathy Ireland > Paulina Porizkova


YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
 
2013-03-20 01:45:07 PM  

Barry McCackiner: I have to admit this chick does literally nothing for me.  She doesn't have an ass to speak of and her face is squished.  Call me a studman or whatever, but I always thought she looked like an alien.

/would still hit it


Yup. Long torso, short legs, shoulders too broad, skinny legs. Head like a Rapa Nui statue. Don't get it.
 
2013-03-20 01:45:28 PM  
Maybe cause I'm not from that "ear", but... her face looks photoshopped in all of these pictures. Like there's something weird about it. The first one at the top there almost looks like a Dolan make up.

She's got the 80's body (read: ugh, not my thing). Pop culture-hot girls were hot in the 50's and 60's, then in the 70's and 80's they got weird looking, but then went back to normal in the 90's and 00's.
 
2013-03-20 01:47:07 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Kathy Ireland > Paulina Porizkova > Elle MacPherson.


Wow, you sure farked that all up.

Allow me to retort:

Elle MacPherson > Paulina Porizkova > [pre-herp] Stephanie Seymour > Kathy Ireland
 
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