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(The Atlantic Wire)   Lulemon: We're very sorry the world can see your bits when you go "down dog" in our yoga pants, the manufacturer farked up and sent us a bad batch with too-thin material. Manufacturer: No this batch is exactly like every other one we've shipped   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 37
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2013-03-20 12:08:16 PM  
6 votes:
media.peopleofwalmart.com
Why see through yoga pants issues shouldn't be taken lightly.
2013-03-20 12:04:34 PM  
6 votes:
cdn1.thefamouspeople.com

"Ommmmm...Dat ass...Ommmmmm."
2013-03-20 12:19:37 PM  
5 votes:

cowsspinach: Girls who wear yoga pants in public are ridiculous. As an avid yogi I find it a huge fashion mistake.


Sounds like a real boo-boo.
2013-03-20 02:51:01 PM  
4 votes:

Janusdog: Wow. An entire thread of men who seem to think women give a shiat about men liking what they see. No, boys, it's about not having a butt that looks fat. No woman I know buys them to show you their twat.

Turn off the porn, fellas.


It's funny because you have 'anus' in your name.
2013-03-20 12:41:56 PM  
4 votes:
A Lululemon is a camel toe pokemon.
2013-03-20 12:09:48 PM  
4 votes:

ristst: Elzar: What sheer yoga pants might look like...
[img850.imageshack.us image 320x173]

Got behind a chick wearing this stuff at the grocery store last week.  Slowly followed her through every single aisle in the store, never once taking my eyes off the glorious sight ahead of me.

I didn't have a cart or a basket....so I'm pretty sure she knew what I was doing.

/see ya at the next perv meeting


We meeting across from the gym again, or is it warm enough for that place by the beach?
2013-03-20 05:06:14 PM  
3 votes:

GanjSmokr: Sin_City_Superhero: Janusdog: Christ, not everything is for men. Get over it.

That doesn't sound right.

Yea, I gotta agree with you.  That doesn't sound right at all...


Yea I ran it through google translate and it still didn't make sense.
2013-03-20 01:31:50 PM  
3 votes:
uploads.neatorama.com
2013-03-20 12:05:37 PM  
3 votes:
Namanastay!
2013-03-20 01:52:20 PM  
2 votes:

Janusdog: Wow. An entire thread of men who seem to think women give a shiat about men liking what they see. No, boys, it's about not having a butt that looks fat. No woman I know buys them to show you their twat.

Turn off the porn, fellas.


Do you hear what you're saying?! Can you hear it? This is a beautiful woman walking around almost naked, and you want to tell her to stop?! That's the dumbest thing I ever heard! I mean, it's incomprehens- I'm not gonna let you do it. No, no, no, no. You can't! You can't! This is something that comes about once in a lifetime! When we were boys, looking through our bedroom windows, we would think: "Why can't there be a woman out there, taking her clothes off?" And now that wish's almost come true, and you want us to throw it away? No, I'm not gonna let you do it. No, no, no. Don't do it. Don't do it! For my sake! God knows I don't ask you for much!  Now, come on. Please. Please! I'm beggin' ya! Please! Come on! Please!
2013-03-20 01:40:36 PM  
2 votes:
Now I have an "upward Dog"
2013-03-20 01:02:55 PM  
2 votes:

www.religionfacts.com

"106...dat ass...107...dat ass...108...dat ass...1...dat ass...2...dat ass..."

2013-03-20 12:52:59 PM  
2 votes:
Wait, are people biatching about yoga pants threads now?  First it was "can't have boobies on the main page because some people get offended", and now TIGHTS are offending people?

Go churn some butter, Jebediah.
2013-03-20 12:19:51 PM  
2 votes:

GanjSmokr: cretinbob: Oh FFS, not a third time

Yes, a third time.

And with any luck, we'll eventually have a fourth and possibly a fifth yoga pants thread.

/sure beats the hell out of having yet another gun thread...


The only thing that stops a bad girl in yoga pants is a good girl in yoga pants.
2013-03-20 12:18:53 PM  
2 votes:
2013-03-20 12:15:07 PM  
2 votes:
It's getting so you can't post a pic of a bound up rump on Fark anymore...

www.tqmeats.com
2013-03-20 12:13:18 PM  
2 votes:
redmid17

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2013-03-20 12:10:30 PM


ristst: Elzar: What sheer yoga pants might look like...
[img850.imageshack.us image 320x173]

Got behind a chick wearing this stuff at the grocery store last week. Slowly followed her through every single aisle in the store, never once taking my eyes off the glorious sight ahead of me.

I didn't have a cart or a basket....so I'm pretty sure she knew what I was doing.

/see ya at the next perv meeting

Amateur. Just make sure you fill it with wine and magnum condoms.


Sleeping pills and rope.
2013-03-20 12:10:30 PM  
2 votes:

ristst: Elzar: What sheer yoga pants might look like...
[img850.imageshack.us image 320x173]

Got behind a chick wearing this stuff at the grocery store last week.  Slowly followed her through every single aisle in the store, never once taking my eyes off the glorious sight ahead of me.

I didn't have a cart or a basket....so I'm pretty sure she knew what I was doing.

/see ya at the next perv meeting


Amateur. Just make sure you fill it with wine and magnum condoms.
2013-03-20 06:20:54 PM  
1 votes:
TFA: "No matter whose at fault [...]"

The English language surrenders.
2013-03-20 05:32:13 PM  
1 votes:

IRQ12: GanjSmokr: Sin_City_Superhero: Janusdog: Christ, not everything is for men. Get over it.

That doesn't sound right.

Yea, I gotta agree with you.  That doesn't sound right at all...

Yea I ran it through google translate and it still didn't make sense.


Ok, I admit I laughed.
2013-03-20 05:11:21 PM  
1 votes:
"Oh the outrage!" shouted not one single heterosexual male.
2013-03-20 04:25:47 PM  
1 votes:

Janusdog: Christ, not everything is for men. Get over it.


That doesn't sound right.
2013-03-20 02:08:09 PM  
1 votes:

cowsspinach: Girls who wear yoga pants in public are ridiculous. As an avid yogi I find it a huge fashion mistake.


www.troll.me
2013-03-20 01:37:09 PM  
1 votes:
creepshots.com
2013-03-20 01:28:27 PM  
1 votes:
gotta do it myself apparently....

www.girlsfromthegym.com
2013-03-20 01:18:33 PM  
1 votes:
Lulemon should compensate people who purchased the faulty pants.
Maybe sponsor a party for them or something.
2013-03-20 12:57:57 PM  
1 votes:

lordjupiter: Wait, are people biatching about yoga pants threads now?  First it was "can't have boobies on the main page because some people get offended", and now TIGHTS are offending people?

Go churn some butter, Jebediah.


meh. like the company's attempt at deferring the issue, some people are just petarded.
2013-03-20 12:36:21 PM  
1 votes:

Langdon Alger: back in HS my girlfriend was on the drill team and the girls all wore tights/yoga type pants to practice in and all of them had a pair of Umbro style soccer shorts over the tights---I asked why and she explained that you didn't wear underwear underneath the tights because the lady bits couldn't breathe and then you were more susceptible to yeast infections----and the shorts were worn over so you couldn't see the lady bits. Maybe it was true maybe not, but it might be an explanation why this is such a big deal.


I was standing in a hallway at a community college when a cheerleader came up with her pre-yoga-craze yoga/workout pants (I think they had less spandex in them with more jersey). Every breath or movement she took, her buttocks started quivering and the ripples moved out like a sexy rock tossed into a heady pond of love pudding. She stood there for 5 minutes or so just  quivering and rippling and shimmying...

Till the day I die...I swear...till the day I die.
2013-03-20 12:29:08 PM  
1 votes:

cowsspinach: Girls who wear yoga pants in public are ridiculous. As an avid yogi I find it a huge fashion mistake.


Shhhhhhhhh!

Negative waves, Moriarty, negative waves.

/all right...it IS a huge fashion mistake. but let's not fix it right away quick
2013-03-20 12:27:11 PM  
1 votes:

MyKingdomForYourHorse: I don't know what a down dog is, but I am not sure I would want to be given one


s.pixogs.com
2013-03-20 12:25:21 PM  
1 votes:

Elegy: Sorta SFW

Sorta SFW

Sorta SFW


www.mediaite.com
2013-03-20 12:18:26 PM  
1 votes:

kumanoki: SlothB77: Second: pretty sure that is what most of the girls shopping at Lululemon are going for.  If they didn't want super tight yoga pants that leave nothing to the imagination, they wouldn't be in that store.

Asking for it?


Asking for what? To be stared at? Yes.

Is that a crime? NO!

I will stare at what I damn please. Any suggestion otherwise is an invasion of my individual freedom.


/Hey, my eyes are up here.
//I am not looking at your eyes.
2013-03-20 12:13:56 PM  
1 votes:

Coastalgrl: Because when you plunk down $100 for pants, generally women dont want them to be see through. Especially in yoga where downward bending positions prevail.


Cuz women wear yoga pants when modesty is their utmost concern
2013-03-20 12:11:48 PM  
1 votes:

redmid17: Amateur. Just make sure you fill it with wine and magnum condoms.


I prefer before I do something like that to at least have a cart and visit the hardware section first. Shovel, nylon rope, contractor bags, zip ties.
2013-03-20 12:10:04 PM  
1 votes:

chubby muppet: [media.peopleofwalmart.com image 600x375]
Why see through yoga pants issues shouldn't be taken lightly.


No one takes her lightly.
2013-03-20 12:07:02 PM  
1 votes:

Elzar: What sheer yoga pants might look like...
[img850.imageshack.us image 320x173]


Got behind a chick wearing this stuff at the grocery store last week.  Slowly followed her through every single aisle in the store, never once taking my eyes off the glorious sight ahead of me.

I didn't have a cart or a basket....so I'm pretty sure she knew what I was doing.

/see ya at the next perv meeting
2013-03-20 11:45:52 AM  
1 votes:
What sheer yoga pants might look like...
img850.imageshack.us
 
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