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(The Atlantic Wire)   Lulemon: We're very sorry the world can see your bits when you go "down dog" in our yoga pants, the manufacturer farked up and sent us a bad batch with too-thin material. Manufacturer: No this batch is exactly like every other one we've shipped   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 184
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2013-03-20 12:20:41 PM

DirkTheDaring: cowsspinach: Girls who wear yoga pants in public are ridiculous. As an avid yogi I find it a huge fashion mistake.

Sounds like a real boo-boo.


Mainstreamers.
 
2013-03-20 12:22:58 PM

ristst: Elzar: What sheer yoga pants might look like...
[img850.imageshack.us image 320x173]

Got behind a chick wearing this stuff at the grocery store last week.  Slowly followed her through every single aisle in the store, never once taking my eyes off the glorious sight ahead of me.

I didn't have a cart or a basket....so I'm pretty sure she knew what I was doing.

/see ya at the next perv meeting


Eh, she was in 3 inch heels with a short cropped jacket perfect hair and makeup.  I didn't follow her around the store, but I'm pretty sure that she aware of her callipygian nature and was displaying it.  If she's dispaying I can look.
 
2013-03-20 12:24:36 PM

Magorn: Mentat: [i1282.photobucket.com image 190x265]

Well that a promising start to a thread every farker is hoping turns into a "hot girls in see-through yoga pants thread"

/how DARE you suggest this is a bookmark?

and serious question for any mythical farkettes taht may show up:  It has been my anecdotal experience that many  women consider panties an optional/undesireable thing when wearing yoga pantsand work-out clothes in general.  Is this true or do I just happen to hang with strange women?


It's true.
 
2013-03-20 12:24:40 PM

kumanoki: SlothB77: Second: pretty sure that is what most of the girls shopping at Lululemon are going for.  If they didn't want super tight yoga pants that leave nothing to the imagination, they wouldn't be in that store.

Asking for it?


Asking to be embarrassed because she didn't check a mirror first? Yes.

See #7 and #5.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-baffling-things-about-womens- cl othes/
 
2013-03-20 12:25:21 PM

Elegy: Sorta SFW

Sorta SFW

Sorta SFW


www.mediaite.com
 
2013-03-20 12:25:54 PM
back in HS my girlfriend was on the drill team and the girls all wore tights/yoga type pants to practice in and all of them had a pair of Umbro style soccer shorts over the tights---I asked why and she explained that you didn't wear underwear underneath the tights because the lady bits couldn't breathe and then you were more susceptible to yeast infections----and the shorts were worn over so you couldn't see the lady bits. Maybe it was true maybe not, but it might be an explanation why this is such a big deal.
 
2013-03-20 12:26:03 PM

jaytkay: Coastalgrl: Because when you plunk down $100 for pants, generally women dont want them to be see through. Especially in yoga where downward bending positions prevail.

Cuz women wear yoga pants when modesty is their utmost concern


Well, I actually use them for yoga but I dont feel comfortable running to the store in them on the way home. The people in yoga dont care, they just want to be comfy. I may in regular work out pants but not yoga. I wear them as an alternative to hot shorts. Which no one needs to see me in. When one is sweating that much in yoga, you dont want to be sticking to things. It makes life simpler.
 
2013-03-20 12:26:09 PM

Spadababababababa Spadina Bus: What Would John Galt Do?


Enjoy the yoga pants then sell you kleenex for double the normal price because you made a mess and have no other option.
 
2013-03-20 12:26:21 PM

kumanoki: SlothB77: Second: pretty sure that is what most of the girls shopping at Lululemon are going for.  If they didn't want super tight yoga pants that leave nothing to the imagination, they wouldn't be in that store.

Asking for it?


Let's just say they were intentional.  Lululemon walks a very fine line between acceptable to wear in public and X-rated.  Their customers want to push the 'acceptable to wear in public' envelop as far as they can.  Sometimes, it goes too far.  That is why they get to charge $100 for a pair of pants.  It is trendy and edgy.  And gets the boys attention.
 
2013-03-20 12:27:11 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: I don't know what a down dog is, but I am not sure I would want to be given one


s.pixogs.com
 
2013-03-20 12:29:08 PM

cowsspinach: Girls who wear yoga pants in public are ridiculous. As an avid yogi I find it a huge fashion mistake.


Shhhhhhhhh!

Negative waves, Moriarty, negative waves.

/all right...it IS a huge fashion mistake. but let's not fix it right away quick
 
2013-03-20 12:30:35 PM

Magorn: Mentat: [i1282.photobucket.com image 190x265]

Well that a promising start to a thread every farker is hoping turns into a "hot girls in see-through yoga pants thread"

/how DARE you suggest this is a bookmark?

and serious question for any mythical farkettes taht may show up:  It has been my anecdotal experience that many  women consider panties an optional/undesireable thing when wearing yoga pantsand work-out clothes in general.  Is this true or do I just happen to hang with strange women?


Well, it's true for me. I hate panty wedgies in yoga pants. But some women think I'm gross for that.
 
2013-03-20 12:30:54 PM
I'm on my phone so I'm not posting a clickable link, but this is most relevant and somewhat NSFW

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?layout=mobile&client=mv-google&v=Imrmobg P nyI&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fm.youtube.com%2F&has_verified=1
 
2013-03-20 12:31:12 PM

jaytkay: Coastalgrl: Because when you plunk down $100 for pants, generally women dont want them to be see through. Especially in yoga where downward bending positions prevail.

Cuz women wear yoga pants when modesty is their utmost concern


This.  Real yoginis are focused on their meditation, not the bodies around them. ("Yogis" are male practitioners.)  If you wear the pants in public, you're an AW shouting, "I do yoga."

Taiwanese factory has a fabric supply problem.  It always will.

$100 for yoga pants is stupid.
 
2013-03-20 12:32:13 PM
Yesterday's yoga pants thread was pretty disappointing.

Today's isn't looking much better...
 
2013-03-20 12:32:45 PM
CSB:

I once was seeing a chick that was obsessed with Lululemon and she dragged me along to "help" her pick out her new yoga outfit. I am entirely convinced every chick piece of clothing there is made for male enjoyment.   Sufficed to say, I am now a fan of lululemon changing rooms...
 
2013-03-20 12:33:35 PM

dv-ous: kumanoki: SlothB77: Second: pretty sure that is what most of the girls shopping at Lululemon are going for.  If they didn't want super tight yoga pants that leave nothing to the imagination, they wouldn't be in that store.

Asking for it?

Asking to be embarrassed because she didn't check a mirror first? Yes.



That's the thing with those pants.  When you're in front of a mirror they appear to be opaque.  Now think about what parts may become stretched out during poses that would reduce that opaqueness greatly.

I always thought they knew they were being exposed until I asked someone I knew about it and they were like "really, you can completely see through in that area when I am doing anything with outstretched legs?"

Yoga is awesome.
 
2013-03-20 12:34:28 PM
yoga pants. = tights with the feet cut off.
 
2013-03-20 12:36:21 PM

Langdon Alger: back in HS my girlfriend was on the drill team and the girls all wore tights/yoga type pants to practice in and all of them had a pair of Umbro style soccer shorts over the tights---I asked why and she explained that you didn't wear underwear underneath the tights because the lady bits couldn't breathe and then you were more susceptible to yeast infections----and the shorts were worn over so you couldn't see the lady bits. Maybe it was true maybe not, but it might be an explanation why this is such a big deal.


I was standing in a hallway at a community college when a cheerleader came up with her pre-yoga-craze yoga/workout pants (I think they had less spandex in them with more jersey). Every breath or movement she took, her buttocks started quivering and the ripples moved out like a sexy rock tossed into a heady pond of love pudding. She stood there for 5 minutes or so just  quivering and rippling and shimmying...

Till the day I die...I swear...till the day I die.
 
2013-03-20 12:36:35 PM

Krymson Tyde: I'm on my phone so I'm not posting a clickable link, but this is most relevant and somewhat NSFW

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?layout=mobile&client=mv-google&v=Imrmobg P nyI&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fm.youtube.com%2F&has_verified=1


People's Court and Judge Judy?
 
2013-03-20 12:36:53 PM

Sgt.Zim: Yesterday's yoga pants thread was pretty disappointing.

Today's isn't looking much better...


How's this?
i211.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-20 12:37:01 PM

kumanoki: SlothB77: Second: pretty sure that is what most of the girls shopping at Lululemon are going for.  If they didn't want super tight yoga pants that leave nothing to the imagination, they wouldn't be in that store.

Asking for it?


Shopping for it.
 
2013-03-20 12:38:55 PM
Lululemon in Bethesda MD has had a lot more pressing problems than see-through yoga pants.

In a town filled with WTF? news, this one was particularly WTF-y.
 
2013-03-20 12:39:09 PM
The entire point is that it shows off the geesh. Sweatpants would do just as well for yoga, nobody wears them.
 
2013-03-20 12:39:16 PM
NOT A BOOKMARK!
 
2013-03-20 12:39:51 PM

Coastalgrl: scottydoesntknow: Elzar: What sheer yoga pants might look like...
[img850.imageshack.us image 320x173]

Ahhh I was wondering how "sheer" they really were. I don't see why everyone's complaining.

Because when you plunk down $100 for pants, generally women dont want them to be see through. Especially in yoga where downward bending positions prevail.

Ive purchased nearly everything but pants from lululemon. Can't swallow the price tag.


What *can* you swallow?


/Sorry, couldn't help myself, you left yourself wide open for that.
//Heh, heh, wide open
///I'll stop now
 
2013-03-20 12:40:07 PM
As a former Lulu fan, I find this whole thing fascinating.

The current CEO is the CEO responsible for the over expansion of Starbucks. She took a brand with a rabid following and made fans angry.

The pants were indeed great quality, which is why I was willing to pay. Now not so much.

Imagine geek rage when they fark up comic movies. Angry Lulu devotees are like 100x worse.
 
2013-03-20 12:40:34 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Krymson Tyde: I'm on my phone so I'm not posting a clickable link, but this is most relevant and somewhat NSFW

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?layout=mobile&client=mv-google&v=Imrmobg P nyI&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fm.youtube.com%2F&has_verified=1

People's Court and Judge Judy?


Hmmmmm, sometimes my phone plays tricks with web addresses.
Go to you tube and search for 'milf in leggings HD 1'.
 
2013-03-20 12:40:38 PM
What the hell is Lululemon anyhow?  Liz Lemon's sister?  A lemon that did it for the lulz?  One doozy of a car full of problems?
 
2013-03-20 12:41:56 PM
A Lululemon is a camel toe pokemon.
 
2013-03-20 12:42:22 PM
yoga pants were cool when only fit chicks were wearing them...
now fatties and dogs are the norm.
 
2013-03-20 12:42:24 PM
What is all the fuss about? The women who buy these things know they are showing off their asses.

Outrage + Lawyers = Profits4Lawyers
 
2013-03-20 12:42:51 PM

cowsspinach: Girls who wear yoga pants in public are ridiculous. As an avid yogi I find it a huge fashion mistake.


Correct, when it's huge, it is a mistake.
 
2013-03-20 12:43:04 PM
I just figure some of the fat asses trying to deny the fact that their fatass can still fit in a medium set of yoga pants has more to do with this than the material.
 
2013-03-20 12:43:07 PM
Lemon.
 
2013-03-20 12:43:44 PM

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2013-03-20 12:10:30 PM


ristst: Elzar: What sheer yoga pants might look like...
[img850.imageshack.us image 320x173]

Got behind a chick wearing this stuff at the grocery store last week. Slowly followed her through every single aisle in the store, never once taking my eyes off the glorious sight ahead of me.

I didn't have a cart or a basket....so I'm pretty sure she knew what I was doing.

/see ya at the next perv meeting

Amateur. Just make sure you fill it with wine and magnum condoms.

Sleeping pills and rope.


Stay classy, Fark.
 
2013-03-20 12:45:35 PM
yoga pants thread?
 
2013-03-20 12:50:02 PM

Theaetetus: Random Anonymous Blackmail: redmid17

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2013-03-20 12:10:30 PM


ristst: Elzar: What sheer yoga pants might look like...
[img850.imageshack.us image 320x173]

Got behind a chick wearing this stuff at the grocery store last week. Slowly followed her through every single aisle in the store, never once taking my eyes off the glorious sight ahead of me.

I didn't have a cart or a basket....so I'm pretty sure she knew what I was doing.

/see ya at the next perv meeting

Amateur. Just make sure you fill it with wine and magnum condoms.

Sleeping pills and rope.

Stay classy, Fark.


I guess you use more base techniques than we do apparently?
 
2013-03-20 12:50:14 PM

scottydoesntknow: Elzar: What sheer yoga pants might look like...
[img850.imageshack.us image 320x173]

Ahhh I was wondering how "sheer" they really were. I don't see why everyone's complaining.


Pretty much any thin material when stretched will get thinner.  Every pair of yoga pants I've seen does this.  Methinks it has something to do with the thread count but I am by no means an expert on yoga pants manufacturing.  I just like the way they look, and could really care less about the exposure part.  If she's okay with it, I'm okay with it.
 
2013-03-20 12:51:00 PM

belhade: Coastalgrl: scottydoesntknow: Elzar: What sheer yoga pants might look like...
[img850.imageshack.us image 320x173]

Ahhh I was wondering how "sheer" they really were. I don't see why everyone's complaining.

Because when you plunk down $100 for pants, generally women dont want them to be see through. Especially in yoga where downward bending positions prevail.

Ive purchased nearly everything but pants from lululemon. Can't swallow the price tag.

What *can* you swallow?


/Sorry, couldn't help myself, you left yourself wide open for that.
//Heh, heh, wide open
///I'll stop now


Lol. Nah I need more coffee. Apparently an entire pot of espresso was not enough this morning.
 
2013-03-20 12:51:11 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-20 12:52:59 PM
Wait, are people biatching about yoga pants threads now?  First it was "can't have boobies on the main page because some people get offended", and now TIGHTS are offending people?

Go churn some butter, Jebediah.
 
2013-03-20 12:57:57 PM

lordjupiter: Wait, are people biatching about yoga pants threads now?  First it was "can't have boobies on the main page because some people get offended", and now TIGHTS are offending people?

Go churn some butter, Jebediah.


meh. like the company's attempt at deferring the issue, some people are just petarded.
 
2013-03-20 12:58:03 PM

Krymson Tyde: milf in leggings HD 1


She wears a thong underneath the leggings. What the heck is that for?
 
2013-03-20 12:59:22 PM

mayIFark: scarmig: chubby muppet: [media.peopleofwalmart.com image 600x375]
Why see through yoga pants issues shouldn't be taken lightly.

No one takes her lightly.

How could anyone take such a heavy thing lightly?


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-20 01:00:02 PM

Mr. Eugenides: Eh, she was in 3 inch heels with a short cropped jacket perfect hair and makeup. I didn't follow her around the store, but I'm pretty sure that she aware of her callipygian nature and was displaying it. If she's dispaying I can look.


I learned a thing.
 
2013-03-20 01:00:13 PM

dericwater: She wears a thong underneath the leggings. What the heck is that for?


It's so you can see it.
 
2013-03-20 01:01:28 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

/Approves of down dog.
 
2013-03-20 01:02:55 PM

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2013-03-20 01:03:50 PM
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