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(Yahoo)   Chuck Norris has lost his beard, source of all his power. Reportedly spotted being mugged by gang of Girl Scouts. (with pic of some random old, weakling guy)   (movies.yahoo.com) divider line 16
    More: Sad, Chuck Norris, theatrical trailers, The Expendables 2, laments, beards, Joe Piscopo, hairline, Jean Claude Van Damme  
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2013-03-20 11:06:03 AM
Chuck Norris has lost his beard? So he's getting divorced?
 
2013-03-20 11:14:56 AM
Story so nice, they green lit it twice
 
2013-03-20 11:15:24 AM
Would still kick Bruce Lee's ass.
 
2013-03-20 11:17:37 AM

chewielouie: Would still kick Bruce Lee's ass.


The hell you say.

media.comicvine.com
 
2013-03-20 11:19:45 AM

chewielouie: Would still kick Bruce Lee's ass.


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2013-03-20 11:22:28 AM

movieman_1979: Story so nice, they green lit it twice


Jimmy-Modmin Two-Times strikes again!
 
2013-03-20 11:25:49 AM
We need two threads about Chuck Norris' lack of beard? Really?  I know this is Fark, but get some standards, modmins.
 
2013-03-20 11:26:44 AM
He looks like David Carradine...after coming out of the closet
 
2013-03-20 11:26:49 AM
So he finally came out huh? About time.
 
2013-03-20 11:30:04 AM
Very similar to the Chuck Norris Fark story from yesterday.....


.....Admins wasting time
 
2013-03-20 11:31:40 AM
Truly, it is the beginning of a thousand years of Darkness.
DARKNESS.

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2013-03-20 11:33:14 AM

ScaryBottles: So he finally came out huh? About time.


Oh yes. He's one of the three percent.....
 
2013-03-20 11:38:34 AM
Oh no... he's turning into a old lesbian!
 
2013-03-20 11:49:52 AM
The truth is it took all the power he had in his beard to save us from the 1000 years of darkness, that's what happened. It sacrificed itself to save us!
 
2013-03-20 12:01:13 PM
First Tom Cruise, now Chuck Norris.
 
2013-03-20 12:05:48 PM

chewielouie: Would still kick Bruce Lee's ass.


Even I could kick Bruce Lee's ass.

/He's dead, Jim
 
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