FARK.com: (7655280) Chuck Norris has lost his beard, source of all his power. Reportedly spotted being mugged by gang of Girl Scouts. (with pic of some random old, weakling guy)

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		Chuck Norris has lost his beard, source of all his power. Reportedly spotted being mugged by gang of Girl Scouts. (with pic of some random old, weakling guy) (movies.yahoo.com)		16
		More: Sad, Chuck Norris, theatrical trailers, The Expendables 2, laments, beards, Joe Piscopo, hairline, Jean Claude Van Damme

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JRaynor		2013-03-20 11:06:03 AM

Chuck Norris has lost his beard? So he's getting divorced?

movieman_1979		2013-03-20 11:14:56 AM

Story so nice, they green lit it twice

chewielouie		2013-03-20 11:15:24 AM

Would still kick Bruce Lee's ass.

Maud Dib		2013-03-20 11:17:37 AM

chewielouie: Would still kick Bruce Lee's ass.

The hell you say.

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Lionel Mandrake		2013-03-20 11:19:45 AM

chewielouie: Would still kick Bruce Lee's ass.

Rann Xerox		2013-03-20 11:22:28 AM

movieman_1979: Story so nice, they green lit it twice

Jimmy-Modmin Two-Times strikes again!

Coco LaFemme		2013-03-20 11:25:49 AM

We need two threads about Chuck Norris' lack of beard? Really? I know this is Fark, but get some standards, modmins.

scottydoesntknow		2013-03-20 11:26:44 AM

He looks like David Carradine...after coming out of the closet

ScaryBottles		2013-03-20 11:26:49 AM

So he finally came out huh? About time.

karnal		2013-03-20 11:30:04 AM

Very similar to the Chuck Norris Fark story from yesterday.....

.....Admins wasting time

Maud Dib		2013-03-20 11:31:40 AM

Truly, it is the beginning of a thousand years of Darkness.
DARKNESS.

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lantawa		2013-03-20 11:33:14 AM

ScaryBottles: So he finally came out huh? About time.

Oh yes. He's one of the three percent.....

Pinner		2013-03-20 11:38:34 AM

Oh no... he's turning into a old lesbian!

dslknowitall		2013-03-20 11:49:52 AM

The truth is it took all the power he had in his beard to save us from the 1000 years of darkness, that's what happened. It sacrificed itself to save us!

velvet_fog		2013-03-20 12:01:13 PM

First Tom Cruise, now Chuck Norris.

Gunderson		2013-03-20 12:05:48 PM

chewielouie: Would still kick Bruce Lee's ass.

Even I could kick Bruce Lee's ass.

/He's dead, Jim

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