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(State Journal)   Exotic dancer in West Virginia files suit over payment system. In related news: They have 'Exotic Dancers' in West Virginia   (statejournal.com) divider line 30
    More: Interesting, West Virginia, payment system, Berkeley County, Fair Labor Standards Act, independent contractors, right of ways, Krystal McLaughlin  
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2013-03-20 01:17:17 PM  
4 votes:
By the way, I have a sister in law, a cousin, an aunt, an second cousin and a second cousin twice removed living there. It's been a while. I guess I should call her.
2013-03-20 01:02:37 PM  
4 votes:

TheGreatGazoo: There's a reason strip clubs are dark.


So the dancers don't have to get a good look at the fat,ugly, customer?
2013-03-20 12:39:43 PM  
4 votes:

LeroyBourne: Wow, ok. So you pay $20 for a one song lap dance, and half gets kicked back to the house. I wish I made $10 every 5 mins.


Nothing is stopping you from moving to WV and becoming a stripper.

Go for it sport.
2013-03-20 12:44:13 PM  
3 votes:

mrlewish: LeroyBourne: Wow, ok. So you pay $20 for a one song lap dance, and half gets kicked back to the house. I wish I made $10 every 5 mins.

Nothing is stopping you from moving to WV and becoming a stripper.

Go for it sport.


I could make a nice profit from cash made to keep my clothes on.
2013-03-20 12:35:25 PM  
3 votes:
Really? I figured all the hot women just hung out at the library all day.
2013-03-20 12:30:17 PM  
3 votes:
Well yeah, grandma has to get her meth money somehow.

/what?
//she's only 27
2013-03-20 11:49:11 AM  
3 votes:
i'm guessing that "not-squaredance" is considered exotic there.
2013-03-20 12:50:21 PM  
2 votes:
And this thread is fine without pics....
2013-03-20 12:36:02 PM  
2 votes:
It's all according to how you define exotic? Fat girls dancing nekkid to banjo music is exotic to many.
2013-03-20 12:28:58 PM  
2 votes:
Well, anyone not in your immediate family is exotic to some.
2013-03-21 12:43:35 AM  
1 votes:
I'm more shocked that dudes in WV are paying to see someone else's sister naked...
2013-03-20 11:31:14 PM  
1 votes:
to folks in West Virginia people from Illinois must be pretty exotic
2013-03-20 08:28:40 PM  
1 votes:
Parkersburg  WV is awesome! For Ohioans, it's kind of like going to Tijuana for Californians. Best strip club experience ever down there was last year when I went for a friend's bachellor party. On the same night we had a fully nude stripper-fight between two "dancers" (one of which was named Pokey, and the other Gumby I kid you not!), the headliner was a 2' tall stripper who goes by Sassy Cassee. It was amazing to witness, in a sort of Salvador Dali-esque kind of way. I really thought it was a hidden camera TV Reality show until Sassy Cassee got undressed and I realized the whole thing was real.

West Virginia is the one place on earth that makes Ohio look civilized, and that makes their strip clubs magic!
2013-03-20 02:39:41 PM  
1 votes:
The absolute worst joint I have ever been in was in Zanesville, OH. Not a single decent looking woman in the place. I have never seen so much fat and stretch marks.
2013-03-20 01:59:30 PM  
1 votes:

que.guero: Am I too late to suggest that in WV, "exotic" means that she has all her teeth?


Yes, yes you are.  Find some new material.

I've been to strip clubs around Morgantown where the girls are university co-eds and don't look too bad, some downright hot (and with a full set of teeth!).  Then again, the night before my wedding my groomsmen took me to an absolute shiathole near Jane Lew where it was a trailer backed up to a house, and the women were what you'd expect for such a highbrow establishment.  My favorite had to be at a place that has since burned down.  They lost their liquor license so they advertised as BYOB and a $10 cover.  Those patrons at least 21 also got a plastic cup and were directed to the "free" keg.  Those under 21 got a black marker X on their hand that easily washed off.

Grestep: The only strip club I've been to is in WV (for my brother's 21st birthday) and it had decent looking girls.  We were getting ready to leave then the only black girl there came on stage.  All the hill-jacks left the stage seating as soon as she walked out.  When my then-girlfriend-now-wife saw this she walked right up to the stage, gave the girl a $10 bill, and had a quick, not-too-quiet chat about how the guys there were rude jackasses for leaving and how my now-mother-in-law was once a stripper after she moved to Nevada.


One bachelor party I went to we ended up at a club outside town and we sent our groom to the back room with the lone black girl.  He seemed to enjoy himself with "Venus".  Then at the wedding reception we slipped a Bananarama tape to the DJ.

/His new bride loved the song and started dancing.
//He was pissed.
2013-03-20 01:04:31 PM  
1 votes:

nekom: Yeah, they do.  And they're not toothless hicks, they're WVU students stripping to pay their way through college.


Offer not valid in Wheeling.
2013-03-20 01:04:24 PM  
1 votes:
"Some friends of mine asked me if I wanted to go to a strip club, and I didn't... want to.  'Cause, back me up on this, fellas: once you've seen one woman naked, you... wanna see the rest of 'em naked."
2013-03-20 01:01:27 PM  
1 votes:

Bermuda59: In West virginia "Exotic" means that they are not related to you.


And we have a Winner!

(really, I wonder how they are paying their lawyers, ifyouknowwhatImean...)
2013-03-20 12:46:24 PM  
1 votes:
In West virginia "Exotic" means that they are not related to you.
2013-03-20 12:38:10 PM  
1 votes:
I more shocked to find out they have lawyers in WV.
2013-03-20 12:36:12 PM  
1 votes:

FlashHarry: i'm guessing that "not-squaredance" is considered exotic there.


Exotic means different, unusual or foreign so in this case it means cousin instead of sister
2013-03-20 12:34:14 PM  
1 votes:
Subbys Mom.
2013-03-20 12:33:26 PM  
1 votes:

Girion47: I've seen the clubs in WV, there's a large number of them set up in double-wide trailers...pure class.


IIRC, "double wide" didn't just apply to the trailers.
2013-03-20 12:31:25 PM  
1 votes:
Has anyone mentioned that exotic in WV means having teeth?

/because I was going to say that.
//dammit
2013-03-20 12:31:15 PM  
1 votes:

nekom: Yeah, they do.  And they're not toothless hicks, they're WVU students stripping to pay their way through college.


So minimal stretch marks since they've only gotten to having one kid so far
2013-03-20 12:31:09 PM  
1 votes:
Ask this guy

www.theage.com.au

...about exotic dancers in WV
2013-03-20 12:30:23 PM  
1 votes:
I've seen the clubs in WV, there's a large number of them set up in double-wide trailers...pure class.
2013-03-20 12:28:54 PM  
1 votes:
by exotic they mean "more than three teeth"
2013-03-20 12:27:05 PM  
1 votes:
I assume almost anything that comes into West Virginia is exotic.
2013-03-20 11:24:32 AM  
1 votes:
Yeah, they do.  And they're not toothless hicks, they're WVU students stripping to pay their way through college.
 
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