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(State Journal)   Exotic dancer in West Virginia files suit over payment system. In related news: They have 'Exotic Dancers' in West Virginia   (statejournal.com) divider line 120
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2013-03-20 11:24:32 AM
Yeah, they do.  And they're not toothless hicks, they're WVU students stripping to pay their way through college.
 
2013-03-20 11:49:11 AM
i'm guessing that "not-squaredance" is considered exotic there.
 
2013-03-20 12:20:12 PM
Man Le Garrett, Krystal McLaughlin and Jane Roe filed the most recent state court lawsuit

Clearly Krystal's parents had already planned for her future career, but I have no idea how Man ended up on the pole.
 
2013-03-20 12:27:05 PM
I assume almost anything that comes into West Virginia is exotic.
 
2013-03-20 12:28:21 PM

nekom: Yeah, they do.  And they're not toothless hicks, they're WVU students stripping to pay their way through college.


So you're saying they have at least one tooth?
 
2013-03-20 12:28:54 PM
by exotic they mean "more than three teeth"
 
2013-03-20 12:28:58 PM
Well, anyone not in your immediate family is exotic to some.
 
2013-03-20 12:30:17 PM
Well yeah, grandma has to get her meth money somehow.

/what?
//she's only 27
 
2013-03-20 12:30:23 PM
I've seen the clubs in WV, there's a large number of them set up in double-wide trailers...pure class.
 
2013-03-20 12:31:09 PM
Ask this guy

www.theage.com.au

...about exotic dancers in WV
 
2013-03-20 12:31:12 PM
Of course they do.  They're called "cousins".
 
2013-03-20 12:31:15 PM

nekom: Yeah, they do.  And they're not toothless hicks, they're WVU students stripping to pay their way through college.


So minimal stretch marks since they've only gotten to having one kid so far
 
2013-03-20 12:31:25 PM
Has anyone mentioned that exotic in WV means having teeth?

/because I was going to say that.
//dammit
 
2013-03-20 12:31:56 PM
Ah Martinsburg, the pus filled canker on the phallus of WV.

/library was the only good thing in the 'burg
 
2013-03-20 12:32:06 PM
They can be fully nude in West Virginia as well.
 
2013-03-20 12:33:26 PM

Girion47: I've seen the clubs in WV, there's a large number of them set up in double-wide trailers...pure class.


IIRC, "double wide" didn't just apply to the trailers.
 
2013-03-20 12:34:14 PM
Subbys Mom.
 
2013-03-20 12:34:39 PM
We used to go to a strip club in Paw Paw, WV. Really.
 
2013-03-20 12:34:52 PM
 
2013-03-20 12:34:58 PM

Grestep: They can be fully nude in West Virginia as well.


Fully nude + booze + smoking indoors.

/or so I've heard.
 
2013-03-20 12:35:25 PM
Really? I figured all the hot women just hung out at the library all day.
 
2013-03-20 12:36:02 PM
It's all according to how you define exotic? Fat girls dancing nekkid to banjo music is exotic to many.
 
2013-03-20 12:36:12 PM

FlashHarry: i'm guessing that "not-squaredance" is considered exotic there.


Exotic means different, unusual or foreign so in this case it means cousin instead of sister
 
2013-03-20 12:36:46 PM
Wow, ok. So you pay $20 for a one song lap dance, and half gets kicked back to the house. I wish I made $10 every 5 mins.
 
2013-03-20 12:38:10 PM
I more shocked to find out they have lawyers in WV.
 
2013-03-20 12:38:31 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Grestep: They can be fully nude in West Virginia as well.

Fully nude + booze + smoking indoors.

/or so I've heard.


T's Lounge, Pompano, FL.

Full nude/full liquor/smoking

/or so I've known
 
2013-03-20 12:39:25 PM
$35 for each private dance, $30 for each 30-minute Champagne Room dance, ... $10 for each 5-minute private dance, $25 for each 15-minute private dance

How many types of "private dances" are there? How much do they charge for the dances, $50 each? Those fees seem pretty high, but by working there you agree to pay them. Don't like it, get another job.

/just wait until the IRS gets a hold of these girls names and makes them pay back taxes.
 
2013-03-20 12:39:43 PM

LeroyBourne: Wow, ok. So you pay $20 for a one song lap dance, and half gets kicked back to the house. I wish I made $10 every 5 mins.


Nothing is stopping you from moving to WV and becoming a stripper.

Go for it sport.
 
2013-03-20 12:40:23 PM
I've been to a couple of WV strip clubs, and there was some scary shiat in there. Those are some broad broads
 
2013-03-20 12:40:39 PM

nekom: Yeah, they do.  And they're not toothless hicks, they're WVU students stripping to pay their way through college.


Hmm...booklearnin' girls?  That IS exotic.
 
2013-03-20 12:40:46 PM

vernonFL: We used to go to a strip club in Paw Paw, WV. Really.


I was arrested for trying to sell books in Paw Paw. I got out of it. No one there could prove they were books.


/not really arrested
//did really go door to door trying to sell books
 
2013-03-20 12:41:42 PM

Grestep: They can be fully nude in West Virginia as well.


Indeed, and serve alcohol. IIRC here in PA they can only be fully nude if no alcohol is served. Or something like that. People drink in the parking lot. My 21st birthday involved a strip club outside of Morgantown. The beer, by the way, is free. Was anyway. Buddy's brother in law got a DUI. Good times.
 
2013-03-20 12:42:09 PM
West Virginia titty bars are well known as some of the coolest places to hang out in the DC Metro area.  No pasties, no rules!  They were naked, totally naked.

//Actually, there are lots of rules.  Like no dancing.  I went there w/a race car driver once (in a large group of people) and he got kicked out for it.  "No one dances 'cept the strippers, bub."  The was the night before I went to law school.
 
2013-03-20 12:43:33 PM

flynn80: I more shocked to find out they have lawyers in WV.


Seriously? They sue for EVERYTHING in WV.
 
2013-03-20 12:43:39 PM
In WV exotic refers to someone that's not a blood relative.
 
2013-03-20 12:44:05 PM

Pavia_Resistance: vernonFL: We used to go to a strip club in Paw Paw, WV. Really.

I was arrested for trying to sell books in Paw Paw. I got out of it. No one there could prove they were books.


/not really arrested
//did really go door to door trying to sell books


As an Amazon Marketplace dealer I got a chuckle out of that. Were you doing this in the 19th century, when door to door salesmen would take sample sets of books out looking for subscribers to the series?
 
2013-03-20 12:44:11 PM
Please- the correct term is "ecdysiast."  "Exotic dancer" always makes me think of those Balinese girls wearing gold costumes.  Which, perhaps, is what the people of WV are into.  Maybe they're more comopolitan than I gave them credit for.
 
2013-03-20 12:44:13 PM

mrlewish: LeroyBourne: Wow, ok. So you pay $20 for a one song lap dance, and half gets kicked back to the house. I wish I made $10 every 5 mins.

Nothing is stopping you from moving to WV and becoming a stripper.

Go for it sport.


I could make a nice profit from cash made to keep my clothes on.
 
2013-03-20 12:46:24 PM
In West virginia "Exotic" means that they are not related to you.
 
2013-03-20 12:46:48 PM

flynn80: I more shocked to find out they have lawyers in WV.


Spent a couple years in small town WV. Tons of lawyers in the phone book.
 
2013-03-20 12:47:10 PM
about ten years ago, i spent a few days in Bluefield, WV, and across the street from our hotel was a strip club.    i didn't venture inside (the Mrs. wouldn't approve), but a few guys that were in our tour group did.  from my understanding, the quality of the women were *exactly* what you would expect in the heart ofAppalachia.

/not that there's anything wrong with that
//the all-in-one gas station/grocery store/liquor and beer store/gambling parlor/porn shop next door was pretty cool though
 
2013-03-20 12:47:57 PM
Hmmm. I always thought that where almost heaven was. Right along side the Blue Ridge Mountains and the Shenandoah River
 
2013-03-20 12:48:48 PM
 Came here for the inevitable toothless/incestuous/overweight WV references.
 /not leaving disappointed
 //old stereotypes never die
 ///neither do slashies
 
2013-03-20 12:49:44 PM
What's a shower show and is the massage setting used?
 
2013-03-20 12:50:12 PM

squealie: Came here for the inevitable toothless/incestuous/overweight WV references.
 /not leaving disappointed
 //old stereotypes never die
 ///neither do slashies


The stereotype would die sooner if it weren't so accurate.
 
2013-03-20 12:50:21 PM
And this thread is fine without pics....
 
2013-03-20 12:50:57 PM

vernonFL: We used to go to a strip club in Paw Paw, WV. Really.


There was a strip bar in Springfield, WV (Mother McCrees) where the prettiest girl looked like Andrea Martin.

Not that Andrea was 'ugly', per se, but not 'stripper pretty'. (or busty)
 
2013-03-20 12:53:31 PM
"It seems to be an industry problem," Greenberg said. "The problem is clubs are charging employees to come to work. It's devastating when you think about it ... you pay for the privilege of coming to work."

ah, sex workers.  well will they need be getting screwed?
 
2013-03-20 12:54:48 PM
If they have to pay their employer so they can dance, to me that = "Fugly"!
 
2013-03-20 12:54:54 PM
I've been to 2 of the clubs listed in TFA.  Pretty meh, but hey, drinks and naked girls isn't ALL bad.
 
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