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(JackFM)   Canadian Health Ministry PSA, Social Farting. "If you only fart with friends, you're not a farter"   (1027jackfm.com) divider line 14
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2013-03-20 11:32:19 AM  
"If you only fart with friends, you're not a farter"

If you only Fark with friends, you're not a Farker.
 
2013-03-20 11:40:45 AM  
Cause your friends don't fart
And if they don't fart 
Well they're no friends of mine
 
2013-03-20 12:45:47 PM  

hno3000: Cause your friends don't fart
And if they don't fart 
Well they're no friends of mine


fark you. fark you. fark you.

I say, we can fart where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can fart like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
 
2013-03-20 02:13:32 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: hno3000: Cause your friends don't fart
And if they don't fart
Well they're no friends of mine

fark you. fark you. fark you.

I say, we can fart where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can fart like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind


We can fark, we can fark
Everything is under control
We can fark, we can fark
We're doing it from pole to pole
We can fark, we can fark
Everybody look at your hands
We can fark, we can fark
Everybody's taking the chance

Farky dance
Oh well the farky dance
Yes, farky dance
 
2013-03-20 05:24:15 PM  
I'm a full time farter, but only a social smoker.
 
2013-03-20 09:00:12 PM  
If you don't smoke I won't fart.
 
2013-03-20 09:45:05 PM  

Savage Bacon: StoPPeRmobile: hno3000: Cause your friends don't fart
And if they don't fart
Well they're no friends of mine

fark you. fark you. fark you.

I say, we can fart where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can fart like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind

We can fark, we can fark
Everything is under control
We can fark, we can fark
We're doing it from pole to pole
We can fark, we can fark
Everybody look at your hands
We can fark, we can fark
Everybody's taking the chance

Farky dance
Oh well the farky dance
Yes, farky dance




Unless the word is Farkers I only see |=uck.

ymmv
 
2013-03-20 10:23:47 PM  

oryx: If you don't smoke I won't fart.


I appreciate the thought but I can't reciprocate. I'm farting whether you smoke or not.
 
2013-03-20 10:46:22 PM  
I don't bring my own, so when I'm with friends, I'll usually bum a fart off one of them.
 
2013-03-20 11:20:56 PM  
Not gonna watch, fart humor guarantees a laugh and I like my comedy to be of higher quality than reliance on material which guarantees a laugh, thereby demonstrating a lack of talent.
 
2013-03-20 11:33:43 PM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Not gonna watch, fart humor guarantees a laugh and I like my comedy to be of higher quality than reliance on material which guarantees a laugh, thereby demonstrating a lack of talent.


Aren't you special.
 
2013-03-20 11:46:48 PM  

Smackledorfer: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Not gonna watch, fart humor guarantees a laugh and I like my comedy to be of higher quality than reliance on material which guarantees a laugh, thereby demonstrating a lack of talent.

Aren't you special.


That's why he queefs.
 
2013-03-20 11:59:20 PM  
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2013-03-21 03:46:21 AM  
After watching that, I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
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