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(STLToday)   Extreme ice cream craving leads to three felonies   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, St. Charles, felony, First United Methodist Church, Jung, burglary  
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3624 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2013 at 12:43 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-20 12:01:53 PM  
Sounds like this guy needs rehab, but I'm sure it's going to be a rocky road.
2013-03-20 12:14:44 PM
2013-03-20 12:51:17 PM  
Hey, we've all been there.
2013-03-20 01:30:28 PM  
Ben and Jerry posted his bail.
2013-03-20 01:47:44 PM  
During a videotaped interview with Jung, he told police he had a ball cap matching the description of the hat found at the scene, but he didn't know what happened to it

/Pure genius
2013-03-20 02:09:30 PM  
♪ I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passing by. ♫
2013-03-20 03:32:47 PM  
What REAL extreme ice cream is like:
and yes, of course it's from Portland, Oregon.
2013-03-20 04:01:48 PM  
Wow this happened right down the street from me! The Church has a great Lent fish fry with soft serve ice cream. Wonder if he found the machine and just started eating from the tap?
2013-03-20 04:11:05 PM  
He should have used his cap as a bowl and pretended he was at the ball game.
2013-03-20 04:29:01 PM  
ICE Director wanted for questioning.
2013-03-20 04:49:16 PM  
FTA: He was very intoxicated and had ice cream on his face and clothing.

For the record, he could have been very sober and still have ice cream on his face and clothing.

CSB: My brother was on jury duty here for a case where a guy was arrested for burglary for breaking into a church and eating some slim jims. Never mind the fact that the door to the rectory was proven to have been wide open, late at night. At best, he should have just been charged with petty theft. And maybe trespassing.

/nearly killed him.
2013-03-21 12:57:43 AM  
All right, I'll admit it. This must be the very first crime that is directly attributable to marijuana usage.

/Damn munchies
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