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(SFGate)   "Hey, it's Sunday night. Let's go to the strip club." "Naw, I'm tired." "Aw, c'mon, it will be fun. It's not like we're going to lose our legs or anything"   ( divider line
    More: Scary, amputations  
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13628 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2013 at 12:43 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-20 12:13:39 PM  
5 votes:
Nothing good happens at 3:30 AM.  Nothing.
2013-03-20 12:49:48 PM  
2 votes:

basemetal: Nothing good happens at 3:30 AM.  Nothing.

I've heard this many times, and all I can say is that you're doing it wrong.
2013-03-20 04:10:49 PM  
1 vote:
Listen up you primitive screwheads, 3:30 am Sunday night means they were out on SATURDAY NIGHT which then bleeds into SUNDAY A.M.
2013-03-20 03:22:59 PM  
1 vote:
A night at a strip club usually costs me an arm and a leg.
2013-03-20 01:37:19 PM  
1 vote:

WeenerGord: abfalter: I went to a strip club once and there was an old guy sitting there in a wheelchair.  One of the girls there said that his son pays the cover, wheels him in, and leaves him there for a few hours each day.   Guy was sitting in the chair and I am not sure he even knew where he was.

I'd lke to say that was the saddest thing I've ever seen in a strip club but....

Wait till you get that old and see if you don't wish somebody would do that for you.

Yeah, I don't really see a problem with this either.
2013-03-20 12:51:39 PM  
1 vote:
This reminds me of the time me and a buddy were just hassling some goofy blonde kid in a cantina and some old guy came out of nowhere and chopped my friend's arm off with a light saber.
2013-03-20 12:49:25 PM  
1 vote:

basemetal: Nothing good happens at 3:30 AM.  Nothing.

I've had plenty of fun nights that went later than that.
2013-03-20 12:48:22 PM  
1 vote:
A fight, which allegedly included racial slurs

Why does this matter when one of the people involved in the fight is a forty year old who caused the amputation of three legs outside of a strip club at 3:30am? Think we need him any more pathetic?
2013-03-20 12:46:14 PM  
1 vote:
This next Halloween they can go back as Lt. Dan and Forest who keeps complaining that the strippers taste like cigarettes.
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