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(SFGate)   "Hey, it's Sunday night. Let's go to the strip club." "Naw, I'm tired." "Aw, c'mon, it will be fun. It's not like we're going to lose our legs or anything"   ( divider line
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2013-03-20 04:10:49 PM  
Listen up you primitive screwheads, 3:30 am Sunday night means they were out on SATURDAY NIGHT which then bleeds into SUNDAY A.M.
2013-03-20 04:13:42 PM

Legless Strippers?
2013-03-20 04:25:41 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Mugato: Who goes to a strip club on a Sunday?

Who doesn't?

Well Sunday girls are usually the equivalent to day shift girls but technically this was the Saturday night shift.
2013-03-20 04:28:54 PM  

chitownmike: Mugato: Who goes to a strip club on a Sunday?


Jews don't recognize the divinity of Jesus.
Protestants don't recognize the authority of the Pope.
Baptists don't recognize each other at the strip club on Sunday afternoon.
2013-03-20 04:39:43 PM  
The guy will probably claim the Dukes put him up to it.
2013-03-20 05:30:07 PM  

Rapmaster2000: basemetal: Nothing good happens at 3:30 AM.  Nothing.

I've heard this many times, and all I can say is that you're doing it wrong.

Trust me, I've been there.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Getting a blowjob from the drunk girl you met at the bar is pretty good.

Her father would probably say that nothing good happens after 3:30 AM.......
2013-03-20 05:37:08 PM  

generallyso: I thought manslaughter was an unintentional death, i.e. something you cannot attempt to cause.

Manslaughter can be intention or unintentional (negligent). It is pretty much just murder that you didn't plan out in advance.

Decide to kill someone + sit outside their house and wait + kill them as the pull in the driveway = murder.

You are walking down the street + a person bumps into you + in a rage you stab them to death = manslaughter.

If that person bumps into you and you throw them to the ground intending just to be a jerk, but they crack their skull on the sidewalk and die, it could very well be charged as manslaughter because you acted so recklessly that you should have realized someone could die from it.

You can certainly attempt to commit intentional manslaughter. The negligent/reckless stuff not so much (but those can be charged as intentional lesser crimes like assault).
2013-03-20 07:37:09 PM  
I've been to a strip club on every day of the week, and even once during the day time. Achievement unlocked?
2013-03-20 09:14:20 PM  

GhettoWinter: s trip_club_dtla.php

I was there a week before this happened. It's a seedy seedy place, but also a farking blast. Their pizza is great too!

When I was new to LA I had heard of a German beer hall sort of bar downtown and while driving around aimlessly I found this place. I later learned my friends were talking about Wurstkuche.
2013-03-20 10:47:03 PM  

Mugato: Who goes to a strip club on a Sunday?

You're missing something important.  3:30am on Sunday.  That party got started on Saturday.
2013-03-21 08:12:11 AM  
Reason 6 why I won't go to a strip club.
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