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(SFGate)   "Hey, it's Sunday night. Let's go to the strip club." "Naw, I'm tired." "Aw, c'mon, it will be fun. It's not like we're going to lose our legs or anything"   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 61
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2013-03-20 12:13:39 PM
Nothing good happens at 3:30 AM.  Nothing.
 
2013-03-20 12:45:22 PM
Drunk: sometimes bad.  Rowdy: sometimes bad.  Drunk & rowdy: always bad.
 
2013-03-20 12:46:12 PM

Carn: Drunk: sometimes bad.  Rowdy: sometimes bad.  Drunk & rowdy: always bad.


And horny.  Don't forget horny.
 
2013-03-20 12:46:14 PM
This next Halloween they can go back as Lt. Dan and Forest who keeps complaining that the strippers taste like cigarettes.
 
2013-03-20 12:46:16 PM

basemetal: Nothing good happens at 3:30 AM.  Nothing.


all of my kids have been made at 3:30AM or later...

/maybe you have a point
 
2013-03-20 12:48:22 PM
A fight, which allegedly included racial slurs

Why does this matter when one of the people involved in the fight is a forty year old who caused the amputation of three legs outside of a strip club at 3:30am? Think we need him any more pathetic?
 
2013-03-20 12:48:53 PM
FTA: Meeks is charged with attempted manslaughter and DUI.

I thought manslaughter was an unintentional death, i.e. something you cannot attempt to cause.
 
2013-03-20 12:49:25 PM

basemetal: Nothing good happens at 3:30 AM.  Nothing.


I've had plenty of fun nights that went later than that.
 
2013-03-20 12:49:48 PM

basemetal: Nothing good happens at 3:30 AM.  Nothing.


I've heard this many times, and all I can say is that you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-03-20 12:51:39 PM
This reminds me of the time me and a buddy were just hassling some goofy blonde kid in a cantina and some old guy came out of nowhere and chopped my friend's arm off with a light saber.
 
2013-03-20 12:52:18 PM

LeroyBourne: Carn: Drunk: sometimes bad.  Rowdy: sometimes bad.  Drunk & rowdy: always bad.

And horny.  Don't forget horny.


Drunk & rowdy & horny = impending disaster.
 
2013-03-20 12:53:52 PM
Attempted manslaughter?

/ accidental murder?
 
2013-03-20 12:54:15 PM
Who goes to a strip club on a Sunday?
 
2013-03-20 12:55:40 PM
"Hey, es domingo por la noche. Vamos a ir al club de striptease". "Naw, estoy cansado". "Oh, vamos, será divertido. No es que vamos a perder nuestras piernas ni nada"
/ftfy
//drunk black guy------->  >..<   >..< (2 latino guys)
 
2013-03-20 12:56:40 PM
Tough break
 
2013-03-20 12:58:13 PM
When asked what caused the fight, the victim replied: "No clue, I'm stumped!"
 
2013-03-20 01:00:24 PM
Last lap dance they are ever going to have.
 
2013-03-20 01:05:08 PM

bigxnyc: Last lap dance they are ever going to have.


Are you kidding? The chair is going to get them all kinds of free dances. Until frank comes along and ruins everything.
 
2013-03-20 01:08:06 PM
Naw, man. Imma stay here, chill with mah monkay
 
2013-03-20 01:13:24 PM

Robots are Strong: bigxnyc: Last lap dance they are ever going to have.

Are you kidding? The chair is going to get them all kinds of free dances. Until frank comes along and ruins everything.


I went to a strip club once and there was an old guy sitting there in a wheelchair.  One of the girls there said that his son pays the cover, wheels him in, and leaves him there for a few hours each day.   Guy was sitting in the chair and I am not sure he even knew where he was.

I'd lke to say that was the saddest thing I've ever seen in a strip club but....
 
2013-03-20 01:15:52 PM

abfalter: I went to a strip club once and there was an old guy sitting there in a wheelchair.  One of the girls there said that his son pays the cover, wheels him in, and leaves him there for a few hours each day.   Guy was sitting in the chair and I am not sure he even knew where he was.

I'd lke to say that was the saddest thing I've ever seen in a strip club but....



Wait till you get that old and see if you don't wish somebody would do that for you.
 
2013-03-20 01:22:46 PM
The guy who had to take 3 legs down to the garbage bin was not pleased.
 
2013-03-20 01:24:13 PM

abfalter: Robots are Strong: bigxnyc: Last lap dance they are ever going to have.

Are you kidding? The chair is going to get them all kinds of free dances. Until frank comes along and ruins everything.

I went to a strip club once and there was an old guy sitting there in a wheelchair.  One of the girls there said that his son pays the cover, wheels him in, and leaves him there for a few hours each day.   Guy was sitting in the chair and I am not sure he even knew where he was.

I'd lke to say that was the saddest thing I've ever seen in a strip club but....


"Hey, How come Tuco doesn't drop off his uncle no more?"

"Didn't yo hear?  Tuco's dead, man.  Got shot by DEA."

"Dayum, that's harsh.  So, ain't nobody bringing the old coot around no more?  That's sad.  The girls made his bell ring."
 
2013-03-20 01:25:07 PM
It's not the first time that someone has gone out for a few drinks and ended up legless.
 
2013-03-20 01:37:19 PM

WeenerGord: abfalter: I went to a strip club once and there was an old guy sitting there in a wheelchair.  One of the girls there said that his son pays the cover, wheels him in, and leaves him there for a few hours each day.   Guy was sitting in the chair and I am not sure he even knew where he was.

I'd lke to say that was the saddest thing I've ever seen in a strip club but....


Wait till you get that old and see if you don't wish somebody would do that for you.



Yeah, I don't really see a problem with this either.
 
2013-03-20 01:39:50 PM
A fight, which allegedly included racial slurs, broke out inside the club at about 3:30 a.m. Sunday
Mom always said nuthin' good gonna happen after midnight - sadly she wuz right.
 
2013-03-20 01:43:31 PM

Mugato: Who goes to a strip club on a Sunday?


jews
 
2013-03-20 01:44:47 PM
Almost two weeks ago.  This happened ALMOST TWO WEEKS AGO.
 
2013-03-20 01:46:38 PM

chitownmike: Mugato: Who goes to a strip club on a Sunday?

jews


It's always annoying watching them try to get change to stay in the dancer's garter.
 
2013-03-20 01:56:53 PM

Mugato: Who goes to a strip club on a Sunday?


Who doesn't?
 
2013-03-20 01:57:10 PM

Mugato: chitownmike: Mugato: Who goes to a strip club on a Sunday?

jews

It's always annoying watching them try to get change to stay in the dancer's garter.


what? you've never heard of a silver dollar?

/jews love sterling silver
 
2013-03-20 02:00:26 PM

Tillmaster: It's not the first time that someone has gone out for a few drinks and ended up legless.


LEGLESS MAN IN TOPLESS BAR
www.imfdb.org
/thanks, half-soldier
 
2013-03-20 02:03:45 PM

Rapmaster2000: This reminds me of the time me and a buddy were just hassling some goofy blonde kid in a cantina and some old guy came out of nowhere and chopped my friend's arm off with a light saber.


I was there! My buddy went to talk to some guy at a table and got shot!

I can't go in there anymore. Too many bad memories.
 
2013-03-20 02:04:20 PM

MBooda: Tillmaster: It's not the first time that someone has gone out for a few drinks and ended up legless.

LEGLESS MAN IN TOPLESS BAR
[www.imfdb.org image 600x256]
/thanks, half-soldier


I was going to go with "bottomless", but that'll do.
 
2013-03-20 02:10:00 PM
That kingofcarlsbad guy in the comments is a world-class dickhead.
 
2013-03-20 02:24:45 PM
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Legless body in bottomless bar?

/mosh girl's cousin?
 
2013-03-20 02:29:45 PM

HairyTwatter: Almost two weeks ago.  This happened ALMOST TWO WEEKS AGO.


Story's got legs.
 
2013-03-20 02:33:13 PM
Why doesn't this fall under self-defense? Or, do they have to charge him with something? I mean it was two on one... I would think he could be fearing for his life.
 
2013-03-20 02:41:54 PM

basemetal: Nothing good happens at 3:30 AM.  Nothing.


Very Bad Things
 
2013-03-20 02:47:29 PM
i15.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-20 02:52:21 PM
If those men had had guns, this never would've happened.

And because they were unarmed, now they're unlegged.
 
2013-03-20 02:59:04 PM

basemetal: Nothing good happens at 3:30 AM.  Nothing.


Getting a blowjob from the drunk girl you met at the bar is pretty good.
 
2013-03-20 03:06:04 PM
http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2013/03/sams_hofbrau_decapitation_ s trip_club_dtla.php

I was there a week before this happened. It's a seedy seedy place, but also a farking blast. Their pizza is great too!
 
2013-03-20 03:19:11 PM

roughridersfan: Rapmaster2000: This reminds me of the time me and a buddy were just hassling some goofy blonde kid in a cantina and some old guy came out of nowhere and chopped my friend's arm off with a light saber.

I was there! My buddy went to talk to some guy at a table and got shot!

I can't go in there anymore. Too many bad memories.


I don't believe this... I was there with the 49th imperial running logistics in the hanger, working off a hangover when some fugitives came in and started shooting up the place!!! I was blasted in the arm. Guess I did alright, claimed ptsd and got transferred to this insanely large battleship.
 
2013-03-20 03:22:59 PM
A night at a strip club usually costs me an arm and a leg.
 
2013-03-20 03:31:12 PM
There is nothing sadder on both sides of the stage than a Sunday night in the booby bar.
 
2013-03-20 03:55:45 PM

Skarekrough: There is nothing sadder on both sides of the stage than a Sunday night in the booby bar.


Anybody other than me read that in John Malkovich's voice?

"Nuthin' could be sadder
Than the agent
Lost his bladder
On the aaaaaaaairplane..."
 
2013-03-20 03:59:19 PM
Attempted manslaughter?  That makes no sense.  I was under the impression that manslaughter was the charge when a death is the result of incompetence, stupidity, or negligence, for example, drunk driving.  If you are purposely trying to kill someone, it's attempted murder.

Can someone with a law GED clarify this for me?
 
2013-03-20 04:00:02 PM
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2013-03-20 04:04:18 PM

chubby muppet: [t1.gstatic.com image 308x164]


Lol, I was thinking exactly that.
 
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