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(Sun Sentinel)   Partying skinny dipping Spring Breaker told cops they were on a power trip. Cops then demonstrated their power   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 89
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2013-03-20 02:18:31 PM

Crewmannumber6: Travis J. Grogan, of Patterson, NY --  along with another dude and a couple of women-- were partying in a Marco Island condo's pool when cops arrived at 4:30 a.m.  in response to a noise complaint

This 'article' was written by an adult?


Same thing I thought. I noticed the column is called Flori-Duh so apparently the casual slang is intentional but it bothers me in what is supposed to be a newspaper.

Also, taking the kid in wasn't a "power play". It was doing their job. Had they beat the holy crap out of him first that would have been a power trip.
 
2013-03-20 02:18:50 PM
"hey e-dawg, am I gonna have to flush this terd?"

"stay cool Devlin, lemme handle it"

"Like what law dawg!"

PBC BABY!
 
2013-03-20 02:20:07 PM

Aigoo: This was a snotty little drunken shiathead (most likely some helicopter parents' little special snowflake) who got what he deserved.


A whole world of them are going to find out, one at a time, what happens when you find a stranger in the alps. They have been given free range to mouth off all their lives. then one fine day, they find themselves in the company of someone who takes exception to their self-entitlement and they come down on them like a pile of bricks and they have no idea the entire rest of the world is much much harsher than even that.

fark 'em
 
2013-03-20 02:21:13 PM

Mr. Titanium: If you taze someone who is in the water (well grounded), does it have more or less impact?


Grounding doesn't have much to do with it, but the water could make it go either way depending on how long they've been in the pool and how much water is on their skin.

Assuming the probesprobes hit above the water line then you may get an increased effect as a result of the person's skin conductivity being increased as a result of a higher moisture level from soaking in the pool. Alternately, if there is a lot of water still on the surface of the skin the effect may be reduced as the water provides an alternate current path.
 
2013-03-20 02:24:24 PM

MaxxLarge: Crewmannumber6: This 'article' was written by an adult?

The "butt-naked" reference is particularly egregious in this context.

I hate that dumbass phrase, anyway. It's never been anything but a low-brow corruption of the ALREADY low-brow "buck-naked," perpetuated by giggling schmucks who think poo-poo wee-wee talk is hilarious.


*snicker*
 
2013-03-20 02:32:39 PM
Sometimes police brutality is well deserved.
 
2013-03-20 02:33:41 PM

MaxxLarge: giggling schmucks who think poo-poo wee-wee talk is hilarious


That kind of humor is just as funny to me today as it was when I was a kid - it just never gets old with me. Just last week, I took my elderly dad to the hardware store. We were out in the middle where everyone could see us and I just let rip this thunderclap fart that shook the very foundation of that store. Then I double-tapped it for good measure. Dad, in a fit of panic, immediately darts out of there and makes a beeline for the exit. The thing is, everyone heard the fart, and when they looked around, all they saw was dad bailing out. They all thought he did it and started laughing at him. I just erupted. I was crying so hard I couldn't hardly stand up. Revenge will be a biatch, but it was just the height of bro humor.
 
2013-03-20 02:44:28 PM

ChrisDe: Nobody from either sex wants to see a "dude" skinnydipping.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-20 02:44:53 PM
What happened to the naked chicks?
 
2013-03-20 02:45:36 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Note:
It doesn't matter if the cops are on a power trip.  Don't curse at them and try not to say anything but "no sir" and "yes sir."  Doesn't matter how much it hurts your pride.  Unless you really don't have anything better to do that day.

You might "win" against THE MAN in the long run, but I can guarantee he can ruin your day/week very easily.


Ain't that the truth. I keep telling my adolescent relatives that whether you like it or not, these people can ruin your lives quite easily (having learned the hard way). Being polite and cooperative gets you far. Screaming in a cop's face and giving them any sort of attitude whatsoever is...highly unrecommended. Especially when you know you're in the wrong. And you're drunk. That's a tasering.
 
2013-03-20 02:46:42 PM
I've been in that guy's position - busted skinny dipping somewhere I wasn't supposed to be with some chicks.

I was polite, so the worst thing that happened to us was that they shined a flashlight on us and told us to leave.
 
2013-03-20 02:47:05 PM
Whoever keeps linking articles to this dumb website sun sentinal will get banned.
 
2013-03-20 02:47:19 PM

Deep Contact: What happened to the naked chicks?


I imagine the cops watched them get dressed, and let them scamper off into the night.
 
2013-03-20 02:47:36 PM

thorthor: For once, I think the Fla. tag may have been miss-applied since the idiot (in this case) was from out of state.

/lets keep the homegrown Florida idiocy pure and non infiltrated, just like their gene pool.


There wouldn't be a Florida tag if it wasnt for out-of-staters making the news here.
 
2013-03-20 03:00:34 PM

Crewmannumber6: Travis J. Grogan, of Patterson, NY --  along with another dude and a couple of women-- were partying in a Marco Island condo's pool when cops arrived at 4:30 a.m.  in response to a noise complaint

This 'article' was written by an adult?


The irony is that Fark, attempting to mock bad journalism, is helping perpetuate bad journalism by linking to it.  Because Fark links to it, the bad journalism articles get many hits, and therefore help keep bad media outlets and "journalists" in business.

The double irony is that if Fark completed their objective of making bad media into decent media, Fark would have nothing to link to and therefore wouldn't exist.

So it's in everyone's best interest if bad journalism exists.  Fark makes money off them.  They make money off Fark.  And it gives you something to do during the day.
 
2013-03-20 03:01:18 PM

Onkel Buck: Satanic_Hamster: Note:
It doesn't matter if the cops are on a power trip.  Don't curse at them and try not to say anything but "no sir" and "yes sir."  Doesn't matter how much it hurts your pride.  Unless you really don't have anything better to do that day.

You might "win" against THE MAN in the long run, but I can guarantee he can ruin your day/week very easily.

THIS!

After watching drunk assholes get arrested at the bar I was bouncing at for St Pattys day I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/When you are asked to leave you leave, or we will make you leave. It isn't a suggestion and it isn't up for debate.


www.fbastard.com
 
2013-03-20 03:07:21 PM
Cops are always on a power trip. That's why most of the dickless little shiats get into that line of work in the first place.
 
2013-03-20 03:23:45 PM

vudukungfu: Aigoo: This was a snotty little drunken shiathead (most likely some helicopter parents' little special snowflake) who got what he deserved.

A whole world of them are going to find out, one at a time, what happens when you find a stranger in the alps. They have been given free range to mouth off all their lives. then one fine day, they find themselves in the company of someone who takes exception to their self-entitlement and they come down on them like a pile of bricks and they have no idea the entire rest of the world is much much harsher than even that.

fark 'em


Yep. to quote R Heinlein, "Never handicap your kids by making their life easy". Set the rules...and expect them to figure out a way around them and what the consequence of doing so entails. that's called teaching civility.
 
2013-03-20 03:28:25 PM

gshepnyc: Cops are always on a power trip. That's why most of the dickless little shiats get into that line of work in the first place.


Great, another apologist for little entitled snowflakes and their parents who can't be bothered to actually raise kids.
 
2013-03-20 03:36:35 PM
First of all it is buck naked. Secondly the cops didn't take him to jail for being drunk and disorderly and naked in a public place?
 
2013-03-20 03:50:55 PM

Elegy: STOP FARKING GREENLIGHTING SUN-SENTINEL LINK

On my mobile device, every SS link (sssssslllllllooooooooowwwwwwlllllyyyy) redirects me to a registration page. When I click "no thanks" the site (ssssssllllllllloooooowwwwwwwlllllyy) boots me out onto the main SS page, where, if I want the article, I have to do a (sssssllllllooooooowwwwww) search based on the amusing yet often uninformative fark headlines.

Seriously. Stop greenlighting this shiat. Every Florida story for the past two days has been an SS link, and I have been unable to read any of them.

/must be a feature partner


Does it here too. I have to click the X to get it to stop in Firefox. This is a laptop with Firefox and Win7, not a mobile device.
 
2013-03-20 03:56:03 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: thorthor: For once, I think the Fla. tag may have been miss-applied since the idiot (in this case) was from out of state.

/lets keep the homegrown Florida idiocy pure and non infiltrated, just like their gene pool.

There wouldn't be a Florida tag if it wasnt for out-of-staters making the news here.


Hah! Nice try but I've spent a lot of time in Florida. No no... It's best if you just own your tag. There are some very "special" people down there.
 
2013-03-20 04:04:56 PM
Link works fine in Internet Explorer, LOL

Speaking of LOL, I chorted when I noticed the column was called "FloriDUH".
 
2013-03-20 04:51:43 PM
Issue is not if link "works", it does, issue is the paywall. Visitors are allowed 5? articles a month then you gotta pay to read any more.
 
2013-03-20 05:30:00 PM

plewis: I like the fact that irony crept into this situation involving an utter douchebag, but when did Snark become a part of journalism?


Since internet.
 
2013-03-20 05:46:16 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Note:
It doesn't matter if the cops are on a power trip.  Don't curse at them and try not to say anything but "no sir" and "yes sir."  Doesn't matter how much it hurts your pride.  Unless you really don't have anything better to do that day.

You might "win" against THE MAN in the long run, but I can guarantee he can ruin your day/week very easily.


Yeah, especially on spring break. Even if you are 110% right, nobody but nobody is going to be sympathetic to a scrawny spoiled drunken brat who got arrested for yelling and screaming at the cops. "The cops kicked down my door without a warrant, stole all my beer, broke my stereo, Tasered me, dragged me down to jail and wouldn't let me use the phone for fifteen hours!" Judge: How old are you? "I'm 19!" Judge: Pay the fine and don't ever come back to Florida again. And be glad I'm not doubling the fine for battery on a police officer when you threw up on him.
 
2013-03-20 07:53:53 PM

meatsack_01: Travis J. Grogan, of Patterson, NY

Hey NY, quit sending your derp to Florida.


Hy Florida, quit getting your peanut butter on our chocolate.
 
2013-03-20 07:59:29 PM

Elegy: STOP FARKING GREENLIGHTING SUN-SENTINEL LINK

On my mobile device, every SS link (sssssslllllllooooooooowwwwwwlllllyyyy) redirects me to a registration page. When I click "no thanks" the site (ssssssllllllllloooooowwwwwwwlllllyy) boots me out onto the main SS page, where, if I want the article, I have to do a (sssssllllllooooooowwwwww) search based on the amusing yet often uninformative fark headlines.

Seriously. Stop greenlighting this shiat. Every Florida story for the past two days has been an SS link, and I have been unable to read any of them.

/must be a feature partner


Get a home and a computer, ya vagabond, and your problem will be solved.
 
2013-03-20 08:01:32 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Satanic_Hamster: Note:
It doesn't matter if the cops are on a power trip.  Don't curse at them and try not to say anything but "no sir" and "yes sir."  Doesn't matter how much it hurts your pride.  Unless you really don't have anything better to do that day.

You might "win" against THE MAN in the long run, but I can guarantee he can ruin your day/week very easily.

Yep. As someone who has played it both ways, whether innocent or guilty, fair or unfair, just keep your mouth shut and let your attorney sort it all out later. Nothing good ever happens when your start spouting off to the cops.


I wonder about all those YouTube videos depicting successful  defiances  of border control and DUI checkpoints.
 
2013-03-20 09:00:56 PM

gshepnyc: Cops are always on a power trip. That's why most of the dickless little shiats get into that line of work in the first place.


Funny how a lot of Farkers believe that they're also the only folks in society professional enough to posses and handle firearms.
 
2013-03-20 09:23:22 PM

Elegy: On my mobile device, every SS link (sssssslllllllooooooooowwwwwwlllllyyyy) redirects me to a registration page.


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-03-20 10:14:42 PM

Ontos: gshepnyc: Cops are always on a power trip. That's why most of the dickless little shiats get into that line of work in the first place.

Funny how a lot of Farkers believe that they're also the only folks in society professional enough to posses and handle firearms.


"A lot" meaning less than one? I've never seen that sentiment expressed by anyone.
 
2013-03-20 10:36:26 PM
Yeah, that was a pretty dumbass comment for an entitled, drunk, rich white kid to make to a cop.  That ranks right up there with "I pay your salary!"

/Have done spring break on Marco island, years ago.  Invited by spoiled rich coonts to go have fun.  Fun was had.
 
2013-03-20 11:07:23 PM

nickerj1: Crewmannumber6: Travis J. Grogan, of Patterson, NY --  along with another dude and a couple of women-- were partying in a Marco Island condo's pool when cops arrived at 4:30 a.m.  in response to a noise complaint

This 'article' was written by an adult?

The irony is that Fark, attempting to mock bad journalism, is helping perpetuate bad journalism by linking to it.  Because Fark links to it, the bad journalism articles get many hits, and therefore help keep bad media outlets and "journalists" in business.

The double irony is that if Fark completed their objective of making bad media into decent media, Fark would have nothing to link to and therefore wouldn't exist.

So it's in everyone's best interest if bad journalism exists.  Fark makes money off them.  They make money off Fark.  And it gives you something to do during the day.


Dude, you might want to consider de-caf. Just sayin'
 
2013-03-21 07:23:37 AM

Mazzic518: Onkel Buck: Satanic_Hamster: Note:
It doesn't matter if the cops are on a power trip.  Don't curse at them and try not to say anything but "no sir" and "yes sir."  Doesn't matter how much it hurts your pride.  Unless you really don't have anything better to do that day.

You might "win" against THE MAN in the long run, but I can guarantee he can ruin your day/week very easily.

THIS!

After watching drunk assholes get arrested at the bar I was bouncing at for St Pattys day I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/When you are asked to leave you leave, or we will make you leave. It isn't a suggestion and it isn't up for debate.

[www.fbastard.com image 769x595]


Thats the same thing I said to the guy who the cops were throwing in their cruiser, except he was crying from mace and begging not to be taken to jail.
 
2013-03-21 07:32:48 AM

Onkel Buck: he was crying from mace


I hope the cops maced him.
 
2013-03-21 09:08:48 AM

Onkel Buck: Mazzic518: Onkel Buck: Satanic_Hamster: Note:
It doesn't matter if the cops are on a power trip.  Don't curse at them and try not to say anything but "no sir" and "yes sir."  Doesn't matter how much it hurts your pride.  Unless you really don't have anything better to do that day.

You might "win" against THE MAN in the long run, but I can guarantee he can ruin your day/week very easily.

THIS!

After watching drunk assholes get arrested at the bar I was bouncing at for St Pattys day I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/When you are asked to leave you leave, or we will make you leave. It isn't a suggestion and it isn't up for debate.

[www.fbastard.com image 769x595]

Thats the same thing I said to the guy who the cops were throwing in their cruiser, except he was crying from mace and begging not to be taken to jail.


I hope you get ass cancer
 
2013-03-21 09:50:17 AM

The Muthaship: Onkel Buck: he was crying from mace

I hope the cops maced him.


Yes. Yes they did, and they warned him numerous times that he would be maced if he did not comply and he basically told the cop to go for it.

Mazzic518: Onkel Buck: Mazzic518: Onkel Buck: Satanic_Hamster: Note:
It doesn't matter if the cops are on a power trip.  Don't curse at them and try not to say anything but "no sir" and "yes sir."  Doesn't matter how much it hurts your pride.  Unless you really don't have anything better to do that day.

You might "win" against THE MAN in the long run, but I can guarantee he can ruin your day/week very easily.

THIS!

After watching drunk assholes get arrested at the bar I was bouncing at for St Pattys day I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/When you are asked to leave you leave, or we will make you leave. It isn't a suggestion and it isn't up for debate.

[www.fbastard.com image 769x595]

Thats the same thing I said to the guy who the cops were throwing in their cruiser, except he was crying from mace and begging not to be taken to jail.

I hope you get ass cancer


You'll get over it. The guy was extremely drunk and belligerent. He was warned numerous times by security and staff alike to tone it down. When he grabbed a waitresses ass it was time for him to go. I have no sympathy for cum stains who get that drunk and act like that. If you want to wish cancer on me for removing a drunk asshole from a bar who assaulted a staff member, then I have to question your priorities and I wish brain cancer on you because you're obviously not using it.
 
2013-03-21 09:52:36 AM

Onkel Buck: After watching drunk assholes get arrested at the bar I was bouncing at for St Pattys day I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/When you are asked to leave you leave, or we will make you leave. It isn't a suggestion and it isn't up for debate.


I don't know how of them it was gonna take to kick my ass
i47.photobucket.com
But I knew how many they were gonna use

/drunk in PUBLIC
 
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