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(Sun Sentinel)   Partying skinny dipping Spring Breaker told cops they were on a power trip. Cops then demonstrated their power   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 89
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2013-03-20 11:15:48 AM  
ROLL TIDE
 
2013-03-20 11:27:58 AM  
media.jinni.com

You have no idea what men of power can do!
 
2013-03-20 11:51:21 AM  
Cops are always on a power trip.
 
2013-03-20 12:03:30 PM  
Paging CruiserTwelve?
 
2013-03-20 01:10:57 PM  
Lets all sit back and watch as Farkers take the kids side and bash the cops.
 
2013-03-20 01:12:07 PM  
Travis J. Grogan, of Patterson, NY --  along with another dude and a couple of women-- were partying in a Marco Island condo's pool when cops arrived at 4:30 a.m.  in response to a noise complaint

This 'article' was written by an adult?
 
2013-03-20 01:15:54 PM  
taser the pool?

/dnrtfa
 
2013-03-20 01:16:03 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Lets all sit back and watch as Farkers take the kids side and bash the cops.


This. Bring on the cop hate! This was freedom of speech!
 
2013-03-20 01:16:43 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Travis J. Grogan, of Patterson, NY --  along with another dude and a couple of women-- were partying in a Marco Island condo's pool when cops arrived at 4:30 a.m.  in response to a noise complaint

This 'article' was written by an adult?


First thing I thought of too. Maybe it was this guy? But then again, he didn't reveal the dude's attempt of boning the women.
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-20 01:16:48 PM  

inner ted: taser the pool?


Now that is some awesome thinking. +1 to you!
 
2013-03-20 01:17:43 PM  

Crewmannumber6: This 'article' was written by an adult?


The "butt-naked" reference is particularly egregious in this context.

I hate that dumbass phrase, anyway. It's never been anything but a low-brow corruption of the ALREADY low-brow "buck-naked," perpetuated by giggling schmucks who think poo-poo wee-wee talk is hilarious.
 
2013-03-20 01:19:37 PM  
I am disappointed that the article did not include any helpful pictures of what a skinny-dipping Spring Breaker might look like.
 
2013-03-20 01:22:57 PM  
From the real article it sounded like the cops tried hard to just get drunkie to just go home.
 
2013-03-20 01:25:28 PM  
Nobody from either sex wants to see a "dude" skinnydipping.
 
2013-03-20 01:27:27 PM  
Are cops okay to bash again? After Newtown it was a bit of a gray area. Are cops back to being the foot soldiers of Hitler?
 
2013-03-20 01:29:15 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-20 01:29:15 PM  
mimg.ugo.com
No one man should have all that power
The clocks tickin' I just count the hours
 
2013-03-20 01:32:21 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Lets all sit back and watch as Farkers take the kids side and bash the cops.


No one except the under bridge dwellers are going to do that.
 
2013-03-20 01:33:09 PM  
For once, I think the Fla. tag may have been miss-applied since the idiot (in this case) was from out of state.

/lets keep the homegrown Florida idiocy pure and non infiltrated, just like their gene pool.
 
2013-03-20 01:33:37 PM  
Note:
It doesn't matter if the cops are on a power trip.  Don't curse at them and try not to say anything but "no sir" and "yes sir."  Doesn't matter how much it hurts your pride.  Unless you really don't have anything better to do that day.

You might "win" against THE MAN in the long run, but I can guarantee he can ruin your day/week very easily.
 
2013-03-20 01:34:28 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Lets all sit back and watch as Farkers take the kids side and bash the cops.


No race angle in this situation, but the attitude reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR465HoCWFQ
 
2013-03-20 01:34:37 PM  

susler: Popcorn Johnny: Lets all sit back and watch as Farkers take the kids side and bash the cops.

No one except the under bridge dwellers are going to do that.


Because the kids were neked, and that's sinful!
 
2013-03-20 01:36:07 PM  
People spend Spring Break on Marco Island?

The average age there is dead.
 
2013-03-20 01:37:48 PM  
Want to be assholes and stay in the water?
www.visualwalkthroughs.com
 
2013-03-20 01:38:58 PM  

olapbill: [mimg.ugo.com image 480x270]
No one man should have all that power
The clocks tickin' I just count the hours


Pretty bad ass sequence that was.

So what's to become of the next Saint's Row? I thought it was getting close to release.
 
2013-03-20 01:40:11 PM  

duffblue: Are cops okay to bash again? After Newtown it was a bit of a gray area. Are cops back to being the foot soldiers of Hitler?


Never stopped. After all remember even Hitler and his foot soldiers did some things that were really good for the people. Well their people. Ok some of their people.
 
2013-03-20 01:40:15 PM  
I like the fact that irony crept into this situation involving an utter douchebag, but when did Snark become a part of journalism?
 
2013-03-20 01:42:14 PM  

The Muthaship: People spend Spring Break on Marco Island?

The average age there is dead.


that's why PD.
you can hear the retirement watches ticking.
 
2013-03-20 01:45:20 PM  
Dude. Who's the dude that wrote the article? Dude?
 
2013-03-20 01:47:05 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-20 01:50:08 PM  
Ok, I'm curious.   And?
 
2013-03-20 01:51:07 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Note:
It doesn't matter if the cops are on a power trip.  Don't curse at them and try not to say anything but "no sir" and "yes sir."  Doesn't matter how much it hurts your pride.  Unless you really don't have anything better to do that day.

You might "win" against THE MAN in the long run, but I can guarantee he can ruin your day/week very easily.


THIS!

After watching drunk assholes get arrested at the bar I was bouncing at for St Pattys day I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/When you are asked to leave you leave, or we will make you leave. It isn't a suggestion and it isn't up for debate.
 
2013-03-20 01:54:11 PM  

MythDragon: olapbill: [mimg.ugo.com image 480x270]
No one man should have all that power
The clocks tickin' I just count the hours

Pretty bad ass sequence that was.

So what's to become of the next Saint's Row? I thought it was getting close to release.


http://www.forbes.com/sites/danielnyegriffiths/2013/03/15/saints-row -4 -august-launch-announced/

coming in August
 
2013-03-20 02:00:25 PM  
Um, anyone else getting "To keep reading, sign up now for digital access."?
 
2013-03-20 02:00:27 PM  
STOP FARKING GREENLIGHTING SUN-SENTINEL LINK

On my mobile device, every SS link (sssssslllllllooooooooowwwwwwlllllyyyy) redirects me to a registration page. When I click "no thanks" the site (ssssssllllllllloooooowwwwwwwlllllyy) boots me out onto the main SS page, where, if I want the article, I have to do a (sssssllllllooooooowwwwww) search based on the amusing yet often uninformative fark headlines.

Seriously. Stop greenlighting this shiat. Every Florida story for the past two days has been an SS link, and I have been unable to read any of them.

/must be a feature partner
 
2013-03-20 02:02:24 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Travis J. Grogan, of Patterson, NY --  along with another dude and a couple of women-- were partying in a Marco Island condo's pool when cops arrived at 4:30 a.m.  in response to a noise complaint

This 'article' was written by an adult?


It was written for people in Florida.
 
2013-03-20 02:02:42 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Lets all sit back and watch as Farkers take the kids side and bash the cops.


Nope. This time, I agree with the cops. Kid shoulda shut the fark up, said "yes, officer, sorry, we'll keep it down." Instead, he acted like a drunken asshole (which, according to TFA's description of beer bottles everywhere, he probably was) and mouthed off for no good reason. So he got to sleep it off in the city/county jail and will have to pay a fine. Maybe he'll learn his lesson.

Cops are not always wrong, this wasn't a power trip. This was a snotty little drunken shiathead (most likely some helicopter parents' little special snowflake) who got what he deserved.
 
2013-03-20 02:03:53 PM  
Travis J. Grogan, of Patterson, NY

Hey NY, quit sending your derp to Florida.
 
2013-03-20 02:04:11 PM  
If you taze someone who is in the water (well grounded), does it have more or less impact?
 
2013-03-20 02:04:41 PM  

thorthor: For once, I think the Fla. tag may have been miss-applied since the idiot (in this case) was from out of state.

/lets keep the homegrown Florida idiocy pure and non infiltrated, just like their gene pool.


THANK you. We don't need drunk Jersey schmucks tainting our weird.
 
2013-03-20 02:04:48 PM  

inner ted: taser the pool?

/dnrtfa


My guess too.

/Also didn't rtfa
 
2013-03-20 02:05:42 PM  

Elegy: STOP FARKING GREENLIGHTING SUN-SENTINEL LINK

On my mobile device, every SS link (sssssslllllllooooooooowwwwwwlllllyyyy) redirects me to a registration page. When I click "no thanks" the site (ssssssllllllllloooooowwwwwwwlllllyy) boots me out onto the main SS page, where, if I want the article, I have to do a (sssssllllllooooooowwwwww) search based on the amusing yet often uninformative fark headlines.

Seriously. Stop greenlighting this shiat. Every Florida story for the past two days has been an SS link, and I have been unable to read any of them.

/must be a feature partner


Did this to me with Opera. I switched to the standard android browser and had no problems other than the crappy writing.
 
2013-03-20 02:05:52 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Popcorn Johnny: Lets all sit back and watch as Farkers take the kids side and bash the cops.

No race angle in this situation, but the attitude reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR465HoCWFQ


Came here to make sure that got covered.  "Obey the Law."
 
2013-03-20 02:09:59 PM  

meatsack_01: Travis J. Grogan, of Patterson, NY

Hey NY, quit sending your derp to Florida.


Yeah, they're WAY over quota already!
 
2013-03-20 02:10:57 PM  

meatsack_01: Travis J. Grogan, of Patterson, NY

Hey NY, quit sending your derp to Florida.


The problem is the halfbacks from NY. They move to FLA and then move halfway back and end up in NC with all their derpiness. If I hear one more time that you cant get a good slice of pizza in NC, I'll get stabby. If NY was so farking great why did you ever leave? You ever notice how New Yorkers think they are doing you a favor by living in your state?
 
2013-03-20 02:12:41 PM  
Partying skinny dipping Spring Breakers?

upload.wikimedia.org

Prefers electric angel rock-n-rollers.
 
2013-03-20 02:14:22 PM  

Elegy: STOP FARKING GREENLIGHTING SUN-SENTINEL LINK

On my mobile device, every SS link (sssssslllllllooooooooowwwwwwlllllyyyy) redirects me to a registration page. When I click "no thanks" the site (ssssssllllllllloooooowwwwwwwlllllyy) boots me out onto the main SS page, where, if I want the article, I have to do a (sssssllllllooooooowwwwww) search based on the amusing yet often uninformative fark headlines.

Seriously. Stop greenlighting this shiat. Every Florida story for the past two days has been an SS link, and I have been unable to read any of them.

/must be a feature partner


THIS
/not on a mobile
 
2013-03-20 02:15:02 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Note:
It doesn't matter if the cops are on a power trip.  Don't curse at them and try not to say anything but "no sir" and "yes sir."  Doesn't matter how much it hurts your pride.  Unless you really don't have anything better to do that day.

You might "win" against THE MAN in the long run, but I can guarantee he can ruin your day/week very easily.


Yep. As someone who has played it both ways, whether innocent or guilty, fair or unfair, just keep your mouth shut and let your attorney sort it all out later. Nothing good ever happens when your start spouting off to the cops.
 
2013-03-20 02:15:19 PM  
If they where smart... LOL they would have gone somewhere that would appreciate the business.
 
2013-03-20 02:16:18 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Travis J. Grogan, of Patterson, NY --  along with another dude and a couple of women-- were partying in a Marco Island condo's pool when cops arrived at 4:30 a.m.  in response to a noise complaint

This 'article' was written by an adult?


Yeah what I came here to say.
 
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