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(My Fox DC)   Wisconsin will shut down one of its most popular nude beaches after struggling for years to curtail sex and drugs on the sandbar and surrounding woods. In other news, there are nude beaches in Wisconsin   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 27
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2013-03-20 09:10:03 AM
14 votes:
My parents were nudists, so we spent most of our time naked.  We actually went to this particular beach one summer break, about twenty years ago.  I remember finding hundreds of sand dollars, stacking them up next to our towels, believing they were worth actual dollars.  Then I dug this massively deep hole in the sand.  The patrol made me fill it in because they were afraid an early morning jogger might fall into it.  I clearly remember eating hamburgers with my dad, who passed away not long after that summer.  And having my first habenaro pepper experience - yikes!  It was an amazing trip.  And even though everyone was nude the entire time, the only nudity I remember was when these two gray haired but muscular men grabbed this poor kid out of the surf, drug him up to the woods, and brutally raped him.  Everyone pretended nothing was happening, but cringed when they used their bare hands to twist his head off his body.  His one eye got as big as a red grapefruit and then popped out of his skull to hang by a dull wet cord.  But the tide took him out to sea and we made a bonfire on the beach to roast hot dogs and marshmallows.


I used to have these terrible dreams of showing up at school completely dressed.  I suppose it's all your perspective on a thing.
2013-03-20 09:15:18 AM
7 votes:

baronbloodbath: They don't skinny dip in Wisconsin.  They chunky dunk, don'tcha know?


There are tons of women in Wisconsin, there's just not that many of them.
2013-03-20 08:26:48 AM
5 votes:
Poppycock, subby. What you're describing is impossible. Nudism is not about base voyeurism. It's certainly not any kind of fetish. And it's absolutely, positively not merely a technique for swingers who want to cut corners. No, nudism is a celebratory lifestyle in which open-minded people who are not defined by sex simply exult in the beauty of the human body and the free-spirited joy that comes from removing all barriers between it and nature. Nudists don't go to nude beaches to satisfy base, crass sexual urges. They have no base, crass sexual urges; they have evolved beyond those things. They are people in harmony with themselves and with each other, with nature and their place in it. With the universe. No, I'm afraid that this must be a bunch of non-nudists who are trying to give real nudists a bad name. That must be what it is.
2013-03-20 09:45:24 AM
3 votes:
What a nude beach in Wisconsin may look like:

i47.tinypic.com
2013-03-20 08:57:52 AM
3 votes:
why would females go to a nude beach in Wisconsin? To watch a man's dick try and burrow it's way back into his body for warmth? to see what a fleshy stack of dimes looks like?
2013-03-20 08:50:11 AM
3 votes:
Between the mosquitoes and the horseflies, I suspect the death toll is what is really causing the beach to close. Also, as a Wisconsin native, there are very few of us that anyone would want to see nude.
2013-03-20 09:18:21 AM
2 votes:
Photo of one of the beaches in question:
blog.ericlamb.net
2013-03-20 09:04:55 AM
2 votes:
They don't skinny dip in Wisconsin.  They chunky dunk, don'tcha know?

Cheeseheads?  You betcha!
2013-03-20 08:57:29 AM
2 votes:
travistation.files.wordpress.com

i306.photobucket.com
2013-03-20 08:55:50 AM
2 votes:
A nude beach. In Wisconsin.

i.qkme.me

/Hope it's at least somewhere up in the North Woods, where the trees can block the view.
2013-03-20 07:45:09 PM
1 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: It is winter in WI, I am pretty sure nobody is attending.
I knew this chick that wanted me to go there with her, she was smoking hot but 8 pounds of crazy in a 5 pound bag.



Was she from Delta Gamma, Madison chapter?  I may know her them.
2013-03-20 01:31:16 PM
1 votes:

Milo Minderbinder: //Lived in both MSN and MKE


I'm sorry.  Maybe someday you'll get the chance to visit Wisconsin.
2013-03-20 12:03:53 PM
1 votes:
FTA:  "Authorities say that's crossing the line, but they haven't been able to stop the shenanigans."

i139.photobucket.com
2013-03-20 11:58:03 AM
1 votes:
"In other news, there are nude beaches in Wisconsin."

Why?

Have you seen the size of their mosquitoes?
2013-03-20 10:30:07 AM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
This proves the theory that atleast one woman in a group picked her friends based on their ability to make her look better.  It's very sad that the 'hot' one is the only one you can tell is wearing both pieces of her suit.

/ I am leaving before my breakfast leaves me
2013-03-20 10:08:24 AM
1 votes:

DirkTheDaring: What a nude beach in Wisconsin may look like:

[i47.tinypic.com image 320x240]


i.imgflip.com
2013-03-20 09:40:45 AM
1 votes:
Meethookz
I have a serious question.

How do you hide drugs on a nude beach? It's not like they have pockets...


Actually, they'd have between 2-3. Depending on their sex.
2013-03-20 09:31:48 AM
1 votes:
Uh oh, Spentmiles vs. Pocket Ninja in a nudism thread.  This is so farking awesome.
2013-03-20 09:30:05 AM
1 votes:

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: That's kind of funny. One of those nude beaches is about 20 minutes from my place. Problem is, the only people who go there are fat old gay dudes, so most of us stay as far away as possible.

/except for me. I hide up in the trees and masturbate furiously.


Picture of Larry Craig just popped into my head. Now I feel ill.
2013-03-20 09:27:42 AM
1 votes:
The Sandbar, thats where my favorite cover band Crystal Shiat plays!

/they also let 16 yo kids drink
2013-03-20 09:26:21 AM
1 votes:
We used to surf at Black's Beach in San Diego from time to time, and it was one of those beaches.  There were never any females there when we went.  Let's just say the reality of the "nude beach" experience had no resemblance to what I always thought it would be like.  Nowhere near.

And one of my surf buds would always be going "OOOHHHH look bros, check that dude out!  Look what he's got pierced!"

The rest of us would be going "Shut up man, no way am I looking...SHUT UP, NOT LOOKING!!!"
2013-03-20 09:25:14 AM
1 votes:
That's kind of funny. One of those nude beaches is about 20 minutes from my place. Problem is, the only people who go there are fat old gay dudes, so most of us stay as far away as possible.

/except for me. I hide up in the trees and masturbate furiously.
2013-03-20 09:00:31 AM
1 votes:

Notabunny: Is there a secret handshake type thing?


Sort of.
2013-03-20 08:56:14 AM
1 votes:
I know a guy that went there. Between the gay men trysting in the woods and the Xtian protesters that hounded anyone else it's closing was inevitable.
2013-03-20 08:53:50 AM
1 votes:
Purintanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere might be having a good time.  -Menken
2013-03-20 08:35:42 AM
1 votes:
This is the only nude beach I know of in Wisconsin
i.cdn.turner.com
2013-03-20 08:16:27 AM
1 votes:
Why sure, where do you think dick cheese comes from?

/at least, that's what I was told.
 
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