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(My Fox DC)   Wisconsin will shut down one of its most popular nude beaches after struggling for years to curtail sex and drugs on the sandbar and surrounding woods. In other news, there are nude beaches in Wisconsin   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 98
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2013-03-20 08:16:27 AM
Why sure, where do you think dick cheese comes from?

/at least, that's what I was told.
 
2013-03-20 08:26:48 AM
Poppycock, subby. What you're describing is impossible. Nudism is not about base voyeurism. It's certainly not any kind of fetish. And it's absolutely, positively not merely a technique for swingers who want to cut corners. No, nudism is a celebratory lifestyle in which open-minded people who are not defined by sex simply exult in the beauty of the human body and the free-spirited joy that comes from removing all barriers between it and nature. Nudists don't go to nude beaches to satisfy base, crass sexual urges. They have no base, crass sexual urges; they have evolved beyond those things. They are people in harmony with themselves and with each other, with nature and their place in it. With the universe. No, I'm afraid that this must be a bunch of non-nudists who are trying to give real nudists a bad name. That must be what it is.
 
2013-03-20 08:35:42 AM
This is the only nude beach I know of in Wisconsin
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-03-20 08:49:06 AM
Brrrrr......

That's all I'm saying.
 
2013-03-20 08:50:11 AM
Between the mosquitoes and the horseflies, I suspect the death toll is what is really causing the beach to close. Also, as a Wisconsin native, there are very few of us that anyone would want to see nude.
 
2013-03-20 08:51:09 AM
I thought the only people that go to nude beaches are a bunch of horny guys and old/fat ladies and of course anyone you never want to see naked?
 
2013-03-20 08:51:37 AM
nude beach....wisconsin......cheese.....

www.purplecar.net
t.m.i.
 
2013-03-20 08:53:50 AM
Purintanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere might be having a good time.  -Menken
 
2013-03-20 08:55:37 AM
Naked Sconnies....::shudder::
 
2013-03-20 08:55:50 AM
A nude beach. In Wisconsin.

i.qkme.me

/Hope it's at least somewhere up in the North Woods, where the trees can block the view.
 
2013-03-20 08:56:14 AM
I know a guy that went there. Between the gay men trysting in the woods and the Xtian protesters that hounded anyone else it's closing was inevitable.
 
2013-03-20 08:57:29 AM
travistation.files.wordpress.com

i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-20 08:57:39 AM
My favorite beach is a clothing optional beach.  It's not my favorite because of the nudity, but because it is a gorgeous beach with nice waves that is not normally too crowded.
 
2013-03-20 08:57:52 AM
why would females go to a nude beach in Wisconsin? To watch a man's dick try and burrow it's way back into his body for warmth? to see what a fleshy stack of dimes looks like?
 
2013-03-20 08:58:59 AM

Pocket Ninja: Poppycock, subby. What you're describing is impossible. Nudism is not about base voyeurism. It's certainly not any kind of fetish. And it's absolutely, positively not merely a technique for swingers who want to cut corners. No, nudism is a celebratory lifestyle in which open-minded people who are not defined by sex simply exult in the beauty of the human body and the free-spirited joy that comes from removing all barriers between it and nature. Nudists don't go to nude beaches to satisfy base, crass sexual urges. They have no base, crass sexual urges; they have evolved beyond those things. They are people in harmony with themselves and with each other, with nature and their place in it. With the universe.  No, I'm afraid that this must be a bunch of non-nudists who are trying to give real nudists a bad name. That must be what it is.


How can you tell? Is there a secret handshake type thing? Because I think that's what has people all upset.
 
2013-03-20 09:00:08 AM
Pocket Ninja: Is not official organ of the American Naturalist Society.

/but he does have a nice collection of magazines.
 
2013-03-20 09:00:31 AM

Notabunny: Is there a secret handshake type thing?


Sort of.
 
2013-03-20 09:01:41 AM
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-03-20 09:03:12 AM

Running a-puck: My favorite beach is a clothing masturbation optional beach.  It's not my favorite because of the nudity, but because it is a gorgeous beach with nice waves that is not normally too crowded that people fap at.


F
 
2013-03-20 09:04:55 AM
They don't skinny dip in Wisconsin.  They chunky dunk, don'tcha know?

Cheeseheads?  You betcha!
 
2013-03-20 09:08:39 AM
Morons

/Putzes
 
2013-03-20 09:09:55 AM
If only nudists and drug users are at the beach what is the problem then?
 BTW lots of nordic type hot girls in wisconsin /minnesota  the good nude beach going types
 
2013-03-20 09:10:03 AM
My parents were nudists, so we spent most of our time naked.  We actually went to this particular beach one summer break, about twenty years ago.  I remember finding hundreds of sand dollars, stacking them up next to our towels, believing they were worth actual dollars.  Then I dug this massively deep hole in the sand.  The patrol made me fill it in because they were afraid an early morning jogger might fall into it.  I clearly remember eating hamburgers with my dad, who passed away not long after that summer.  And having my first habenaro pepper experience - yikes!  It was an amazing trip.  And even though everyone was nude the entire time, the only nudity I remember was when these two gray haired but muscular men grabbed this poor kid out of the surf, drug him up to the woods, and brutally raped him.  Everyone pretended nothing was happening, but cringed when they used their bare hands to twist his head off his body.  His one eye got as big as a red grapefruit and then popped out of his skull to hang by a dull wet cord.  But the tide took him out to sea and we made a bonfire on the beach to roast hot dogs and marshmallows.


I used to have these terrible dreams of showing up at school completely dressed.  I suppose it's all your perspective on a thing.
 
2013-03-20 09:10:37 AM
I can't imagine nudists doing drugs. Where would they keep the pipe?
 
2013-03-20 09:11:11 AM
It is winter in WI, I am pretty sure nobody is attending.

I knew this chick that wanted me to go there with her, she was smoking hot but 8 pounds of crazy in a 5 pound bag.
 
2013-03-20 09:12:49 AM

Gunny Walker: I can't imagine nudists doing drugs. Where would they keep the pipe?


Surely you can easily imagine them doing crack.
 
2013-03-20 09:15:18 AM

baronbloodbath: They don't skinny dip in Wisconsin.  They chunky dunk, don'tcha know?


There are tons of women in Wisconsin, there's just not that many of them.
 
2013-03-20 09:18:13 AM
it will close the beach, the islands immediately off it and the surrounding woods to the public on weekdays, when wardens say troublemakers tend to operate unseen.
So it's a big problem that people are doing things when no one can see them?

tequilasundae: I know a guy that went there. Between the gay men trysting in the woods and the Xtian protesters that hounded anyone else it's closing was inevitable.


I think I see why they have a problem with this.
 
2013-03-20 09:18:21 AM
Photo of one of the beaches in question:
blog.ericlamb.net
 
2013-03-20 09:20:48 AM

spentmiles: My parents were nudists, so we spent most of our time naked.  We actually went to this particular beach one summer break, about twenty years ago.  I remember finding hundreds of sand dollars, stacking them up next to our towels, believing they were worth actual dollars.  Then I dug this massively deep hole in the sand.  The patrol made me fill it in because they were afraid an early morning jogger might fall into it.  I clearly remember eating hamburgers with my dad, who passed away not long after that summer.  And having my first habenaro pepper experience - yikes!  It was an amazing trip.  And even though everyone was nude the entire time, the only nudity I remember was when these two gray haired but muscular men grabbed this poor kid out of the surf, drug him up to the woods, and brutally raped him.  Everyone pretended nothing was happening, but cringed when they used their bare hands to twist his head off his body.  His one eye got as big as a red grapefruit and then popped out of his skull to hang by a dull wet cord.  But the tide took him out to sea and we made a bonfire on the beach to roast hot dogs and marshmallows.


I used to have these terrible dreams of showing up at school completely dressed.  I suppose it's all your perspective on a thing.


I call BS. Wisconsin isn't on the sea.
 
2013-03-20 09:22:48 AM
FTFA:  sex and drugs on the sandbar and surrounding woods

Speaking as a norwegian who sometimes goes swimming at the local nudist beach (back when we still had summers); those guys are doing it wrong.

IMO the only bad thing about nudist beaches are the people who think they're nothing more than swinger's clubs. Attracts all the wrong people.
 
2013-03-20 09:23:14 AM

spentmiles: I used to have these terrible dreams of showing up at school completely dressed.  I suppose it's all your perspective on a thing.


I love reading your posts.
 
2013-03-20 09:24:51 AM
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2013-03-20 09:25:14 AM
That's kind of funny. One of those nude beaches is about 20 minutes from my place. Problem is, the only people who go there are fat old gay dudes, so most of us stay as far away as possible.

/except for me. I hide up in the trees and masturbate furiously.
 
2013-03-20 09:26:21 AM
We used to surf at Black's Beach in San Diego from time to time, and it was one of those beaches.  There were never any females there when we went.  Let's just say the reality of the "nude beach" experience had no resemblance to what I always thought it would be like.  Nowhere near.

And one of my surf buds would always be going "OOOHHHH look bros, check that dude out!  Look what he's got pierced!"

The rest of us would be going "Shut up man, no way am I looking...SHUT UP, NOT LOOKING!!!"
 
2013-03-20 09:27:42 AM
The Sandbar, thats where my favorite cover band Crystal Shiat plays!

/they also let 16 yo kids drink
 
2013-03-20 09:28:56 AM
I went to a few clothing optional beaches when I was in Europe.  When I was younger it used to be this dream location.  Now, after going to a few of them, it's basically "big deal".  Yes, some of the women there were attractive, but they don't go there and strip down for anything sexual and anything beyond a simple glance makes them get up and leave.  If you're a nudist, it's great to be among others like you.  If you're not, if you're just wanting to scope out naked women, just either stay home and surf internet porn or hit a strip club.
 
2013-03-20 09:29:19 AM
Honestly, think Eurotrip...

/chica
//CHICA!!!
 
2013-03-20 09:30:05 AM

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: That's kind of funny. One of those nude beaches is about 20 minutes from my place. Problem is, the only people who go there are fat old gay dudes, so most of us stay as far away as possible.

/except for me. I hide up in the trees and masturbate furiously.


Picture of Larry Craig just popped into my head. Now I feel ill.
 
2013-03-20 09:31:47 AM
I have a serious question.

How do you hide drugs on a nude beach?  It's not like they have pockets...
 
2013-03-20 09:31:48 AM
Uh oh, Spentmiles vs. Pocket Ninja in a nudism thread.  This is so farking awesome.
 
2013-03-20 09:32:56 AM
How can you tell? Is there a secret handshake type thing?I would imagine the presence or absence of tan lines would be a dead giveaway.
 
2013-03-20 09:34:14 AM

Pocket Ninja: Poppycock, subby. What you're describing is impossible. Nudism is not about base voyeurism. It's certainly not any kind of fetish. And it's absolutely, positively not merely a technique for swingers who want to cut corners. No, nudism is a celebratory lifestyle in which open-minded people who are not defined by sex simply exult in the beauty of the human body and the free-spirited joy that comes from removing all barriers between it and nature. Nudists don't go to nude beaches to satisfy base, crass sexual urges. They have no base, crass sexual urges; they have evolved beyond those things. They are people in harmony with themselves and with each other, with nature and their place in it. With the universe. No, I'm afraid that this must be a bunch of non-nudists who are trying to give real nudists a bad name. That must be what it is.


pffft.

Nothing is "pure" - everything is a mix of idealistic beliefs and base reality, etc.  That said, there are two "worlds" within nudism, and I'm quite serious about that.  One half is upstanding, tries very hard to separate sex from nudity, etc.  The other half indulges in sexuality, and nudity is simply a piece of that.  Sometimes these two groups do have some crossover, but typically only when it comes to fighting to preserve legal rights, etc, or when the two are forced to share a resort (ie, because it's the only one within 200 miles).
 
2013-03-20 09:35:13 AM

stevetherobot: I call BS. Wisconsin isn't on the sea.


I take it you are not familiar with the Great Lakes, but your point is valid since the beach mentioned is on a river.  Which I am glad, for I don't want to touch the same water that touched a nude cheese head.  Not that all our folks are hot, but they don't have a serious cheese addiction.

MI has one nudist group that I am aware of.  They have their own club property, so no one can complain about having to see them.
 
2013-03-20 09:40:45 AM
Meethookz
I have a serious question.

How do you hide drugs on a nude beach? It's not like they have pockets...


Actually, they'd have between 2-3. Depending on their sex.
 
2013-03-20 09:45:24 AM
What a nude beach in Wisconsin may look like:

i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-20 09:47:16 AM
There is a lot of infighting between the AANR, 'liftestyle', and gay nudists.

It would be nice if the pervs didn't scare away the nice looking women.  But I certainly can't blame the women for not showing up to be harassed.
 
2013-03-20 09:49:47 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: This is the only nude beach I know of in Wisconsin
[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x377]


It would help if dude's gaze were towards the lady's face, and not her vagina.
 
2013-03-20 09:50:24 AM

Uncle Tractor: FTFA:  sex and drugs on the sandbar and surrounding woods

Speaking as a norwegian who sometimes goes swimming at the local nudist beach (back when we still had summers); those guys are doing it wrong.

IMO the only bad thing about nudist beaches are the people who think they're nothing more than swinger's clubs. Attracts all the wrong people.


Also obnoxious: the people who have weird hangups involving nudity and sex insisting that anyone who finds a human body to be sexual attractive is some sort of pervert.
 
2013-03-20 09:50:47 AM

StrangeQ: Photo of one of the beaches in question:


Given the weather, that's completely accurate.
 
2013-03-20 09:53:19 AM
I'm surprised to hear that there are any beaches in Wisconsin.
 
2013-03-20 09:56:45 AM
Longtime veteran of the Costa Brava.  You'll see maybe 1 smokin hot chick out of.... say.... 50.  Cote d'Azur you'll see hotter chicks but mostly just topless.  People do go at it but usually only in isolated coves.  The exception is Cap d' Agde where about 20% of the beaches are swinger beaches.
 
2013-03-20 10:02:35 AM
So, they're enjoying themselves.  What's the crime?  Indecent Exposure? Public Indecency?  Frankly, m'dear, as far as I can tell, no one's being bothered except the "Authorities."  It's time that we, as a nation, get back to what's important.  People are going to have sex - HELLO! - it's our very nature.  And, drugs?  You mean, like, tobacco, or alcohol?  Oh wait, those are ok because they're regulated/taxed.  The article's talking about the other Drugs - those that aren't taxed.

The "Authorities" need to go after criminals, not folks who just want to strip and get back to nature, in any way that they see fit.

Nothing to see here.
 
2013-03-20 10:07:19 AM
The Wisconsin River has much summer paddle traffic, so this beach is a old joke among the canoe community. That being said, it's pretty sad that the perverts have to ruin it all for the dudes that just wants extra Vitamin D on their 'nards.

/Go to Europe, it's not a big deal
 
2013-03-20 10:08:24 AM

DirkTheDaring: What a nude beach in Wisconsin may look like:

[i47.tinypic.com image 320x240]


i.imgflip.com
 
2013-03-20 10:16:50 AM
I always take my canoe to the opposite side when we pass. I don't want to see the beached whales.
 
2013-03-20 10:19:18 AM
I realize that anudist beach is not a family entertainment venue. And a lot of you think its stupid and silly to shut it down because the sex. But I'm going to tell that gay mmen looking for hookups at places like this and parks and road side rest area, really make it a cfrappy place to be for people just wanting to go there and relax. I can't go to a park to sit and eat my lunch and read the paper without having a half dozen guys trolling me, looking to see if I'm there to give out quicky blowjobs. Makes me want to post a big sign next to me that reads "Not Gay, Leave Me Alone!" It is that bad! I won't go near those places without my girlfriend with me.
 
2013-03-20 10:23:41 AM
Welcome to Wisconsin !

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-20 10:25:50 AM
The closures begin immediately. The area will remain open on weekends, though.

Well as long as they are closed when everybody's at work, I'm sure that will solve the problem.
 
2013-03-20 10:29:22 AM

lack of warmth: stevetherobot: I call BS. Wisconsin isn't on the sea.

I take it you are not familiar with the Great Lakes, but your point is valid since the beach mentioned is on a river.  Which I am glad, for I don't want to touch the same water that touched a nude cheese head.  Not that all our folks are hot, but they don't have a serious cheese addiction.


Funny you mention this; I have to go to UPS today and pick up some Pinconning I ordered on the sly because it's been three months since my last fix.
 
2013-03-20 10:30:07 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
This proves the theory that atleast one woman in a group picked her friends based on their ability to make her look better.  It's very sad that the 'hot' one is the only one you can tell is wearing both pieces of her suit.

/ I am leaving before my breakfast leaves me
 
2013-03-20 10:30:38 AM

8Fingers: I can't go to a park to sit and eat my lunch and read the paper without having a half dozen guys trolling me, looking to see if I'm there to give out quicky blowjobs.

Makes me want to post a big sign next to me that reads "Not Gay, Leave Me Alone!" It is that bad! I won't go near those places without my girlfriend with me 

So...just like every beach everywhere, just with gays instead of women?
 
2013-03-20 10:41:22 AM

8Fingers: I realize that anudist beach is not a family entertainment venue. And a lot of you think its stupid and silly to shut it down because the sex. But I'm going to tell that gay mmen looking for hookups at places like this and parks and road side rest area, really make it a cfrappy place to be for people just wanting to go there and relax. I can't go to a park to sit and eat my lunch and read the paper without having a half dozen guys trolling me, looking to see if I'm there to give out quicky blowjobs. Makes me want to post a big sign next to me that reads "Not Gay, Leave Me Alone!" It is that bad! I won't go near those places without my girlfriend with me.


Your problem sounds familiar.

beachboy: Welcome to Wisconsin !

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I think I have seen one of those women at that very beach!  I remember thinking what was the point of being naked, with all the folds you couldn't see anything anyway.
 
2013-03-20 10:44:32 AM
*shrugs* I went to Mazo last summer. It was a pretty decent mix of ages/genders. There was even a volleyball game going. It was relaxing and I didn't hear any body snarking or harassment. I also didn't notice any illicit behaviours other than one group of people sneaking in a six pack of beer.
 
2013-03-20 10:49:51 AM

beachboy: Welcome to Wisconsin !

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x371]


Damn you to hell subby for posting that guntfest.
 
2013-03-20 10:56:41 AM
A nude beach in Wisconsin makes about as much sense as a hockey rink in Florida.

/lives in wisconsin
 
2013-03-20 11:05:41 AM

MaliFinn: A nude beach in Wisconsin makes about as much sense as a hockey rink in Florida.

/lives in wisconsin


Why?  We see plenty of near nudism in the stands during GB games, complete with body paint.  It's great for the beer sales, for those that need to get ready for the cold shirtless display and the folks who wish to forget it.  Also, it would make sense to put together a NHL team in Florida, for all the snowbirds who still like hockey.
 
2013-03-20 11:22:06 AM
I have lived in SE Wisconsin my whole life and have never heard of this beach before.  Weird.  The only change this will make is that now they can give tickets for being on the beach when it is "closed".  Who the hell pays attention to the hours for a public beach?

Gunny Walker: I can't imagine nudists doing drugs. Where would they keep the pipe?


Obviously you don't know this guy:

i2.ytimg.com

Latinwolf: I'm surprised to hear that there are any beaches in Wisconsin.


There are plenty of beaches, you just don't get very tan sitting on one in a snowmobile suit.

//At least if you go to any of the Milwaukee beaches, you'll lose weight from the ensuing E. coli infection.
 
2013-03-20 11:30:08 AM

roc6783: There are plenty of beaches, you just don't get very tan sitting on one in a snowmobile suit.


You can probably light the water on fire to stay warm
 
2013-03-20 11:30:27 AM

lack of warmth: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x371]
This proves the theory that atleast one woman in a group picked her friends based on their ability to make her look better.  It's very sad that the 'hot' one is the only one you can tell is wearing both pieces of her suit.

/ I am leaving before my breakfast leaves me


Did you really have to repost that picture? I tried to flash-scroll past the first one, only to land on yours.

You point is well taken, however:
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-20 11:30:58 AM

beachboy: Welcome to Wisconsin !

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x371]


I find it necessary to apply eye bleach.

yeeeah.com
 
2013-03-20 11:32:31 AM

Gunny Walker: I can't imagine nudists doing drugs. Where would they keep the pipe?


You don't want to know.
 
2013-03-20 11:36:59 AM

roc6783: I have lived in SE Wisconsin my whole life and have never heard of this beach before.  Weird.  The only change this will make is that now they can give tickets for being on the beach when it is "closed".  Who the hell pays attention to the hours for a public beach?


Well, the beach is in the NW part of the state and nude beaches aren't publicly announced like Lambeau Field.  It would be funny, trying to explain a ticket for being at a Wisconsin nude beach in March.

 There are plenty of beaches, you just don't get very tan sitting on one in a snowmobile suit.

But you could be still be nude underneath.
 
2013-03-20 11:39:41 AM
No matter how you slice it, taking a privilege away from everyone because of those who abuse it is stupid.  If it's because the authorities are too lazy to crack down on just the abusers, it's stupid.  If it's the only practical way to ensure a problem won't happen, that's not the fault of the authorities, but that it is that way is still stupid
 
2013-03-20 11:52:44 AM
Wow (I know already mentioned but...) Pocket Ninja and Spentmiles in the same thread - my lucky day!


/love spentmiles twisted tales
 
2013-03-20 11:53:37 AM

lack of warmth: roc6783: I have lived in SE Wisconsin my whole life and have never heard of this beach before.  Weird.  The only change this will make is that now they can give tickets for being on the beach when it is "closed".  Who the hell pays attention to the hours for a public beach?

Well, the beach is in the NW part of the state and nude beaches aren't publicly announced like Lambeau Field.  It would be funny, trying to explain a ticket for being at a Wisconsin nude beach in March.

 There are plenty of beaches, you just don't get very tan sitting on one in a snowmobile suit.

But you could be still be nude underneath.


Mazo is not north-west Wisconsin. South-central at best; it's Dane County.
 
2013-03-20 11:58:03 AM
"In other news, there are nude beaches in Wisconsin."

Why?

Have you seen the size of their mosquitoes?
 
2013-03-20 12:01:38 PM

Uncle Tractor: FTFA:  sex and drugs on the sandbar and surrounding woods

Speaking as a norwegian who sometimes goes swimming at the local nudist beach (back when we still had summers); those guys are doing it wrong.

IMO the only bad thing about nudist beaches are the people who think they're nothing more than swinger's clubs. Attracts all the wrong people.


Ah the continuing battle between nudists and swingers.  We are going on a clothing optional cruise in a month, and the battle will be going on there.  Its a swingers cruise, and run by a swingers organization, but for some reason nudist travel agencies list to it and don't mention its a swingers cruise.
 
2013-03-20 12:01:41 PM

stevetherobot: spentmiles: My parents were nudists, so we spent most of our time naked.  We actually went to this particular beach one summer break, about twenty years ago.  I remember finding hundreds of sand dollars, stacking them up next to our towels, believing they were worth actual dollars.  Then I dug this massively deep hole in the sand.  The patrol made me fill it in because they were afraid an early morning jogger might fall into it.  I clearly remember eating hamburgers with my dad, who passed away not long after that summer.  And having my first habenaro pepper experience - yikes!  It was an amazing trip.  And even though everyone was nude the entire time, the only nudity I remember was when these two gray haired but muscular men grabbed this poor kid out of the surf, drug him up to the woods, and brutally raped him.  Everyone pretended nothing was happening, but cringed when they used their bare hands to twist his head off his body.  His one eye got as big as a red grapefruit and then popped out of his skull to hang by a dull wet cord.  But the tide took him out to sea and we made a bonfire on the beach to roast hot dogs and marshmallows.


I used to have these terrible dreams of showing up at school completely dressed.  I suppose it's all your perspective on a thing.

I call BS. Wisconsin isn't on the sea.


great it was only a matter of time before the beach hipster purist chimed in.  Great lake / sea / ocean whats the diff. Its not like you can see Michigan any more than you can see England you snob.

That said the beach in question  is on the Wisconsin River and I have always been meh about it. Most nude beaches / colonies everywhere are full of people you dont want to see naked.
 
2013-03-20 12:03:53 PM
FTA:  "Authorities say that's crossing the line, but they haven't been able to stop the shenanigans."

i139.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-20 12:09:41 PM

lack of warmth: roc6783: I have lived in SE Wisconsin my whole life and have never heard of this beach before.  Weird.  The only change this will make is that now they can give tickets for being on the beach when it is "closed".  Who the hell pays attention to the hours for a public beach?

Well, the beach is in the NW part of the state and nude beaches aren't publicly announced like Lambeau Field.  It would be funny, trying to explain a ticket for being at a Wisconsin nude beach in March.

 There are plenty of beaches, you just don't get very tan sitting on one in a snowmobile suit.

But you could be still be nude underneath.


lack of warmth: roc6783: I have lived in SE Wisconsin my whole life and have never heard of this beach before.  Weird.  The only change this will make is that now they can give tickets for being on the beach when it is "closed".  Who the hell pays attention to the hours for a public beach?

Well, the beach is in the NW part of the state and nude beaches aren't publicly announced like Lambeau Field.  It would be funny, trying to explain a ticket for being at a Wisconsin nude beach in March.

 There are plenty of beaches, you just don't get very tan sitting on one in a snowmobile suit.

But you could be still be nude underneath.


My post should have said SE Wisconsin and Madison, so that is my error.  If you think Mazomanie is in the NW of the state, that is your error.

Also, I'm always naked under my clothes.
 
2013-03-20 12:20:40 PM

roc6783: lack of warmth: roc6783: I have lived in SE Wisconsin my whole life and have never heard of this beach before.  Weird.  The only change this will make is that now they can give tickets for being on the beach when it is "closed".  Who the hell pays attention to the hours for a public beach?

Well, the beach is in the NW part of the state and nude beaches aren't publicly announced like Lambeau Field.  It would be funny, trying to explain a ticket for being at a Wisconsin nude beach in March.

 There are plenty of beaches, you just don't get very tan sitting on one in a snowmobile suit.

But you could be still be nude underneath.

lack of warmth: roc6783: I have lived in SE Wisconsin my whole life and have never heard of this beach before.  Weird.  The only change this will make is that now they can give tickets for being on the beach when it is "closed".  Who the hell pays attention to the hours for a public beach?

Well, the beach is in the NW part of the state and nude beaches aren't publicly announced like Lambeau Field.  It would be funny, trying to explain a ticket for being at a Wisconsin nude beach in March.

 There are plenty of beaches, you just don't get very tan sitting on one in a snowmobile suit.

But you could be still be nude underneath.

My post should have said SE Wisconsin and Madison, so that is my error.  If you think Mazomanie is in the NW of the state, that is your error.

Also, I'm always naked under my clothes.


The problem is that most Milwaukee-area residents seem to think nothing happens west of the Johnson Creek outlet mall.

/To be honest, they are only half wrong
//Lived in both MSN and MKE
 
2013-03-20 12:30:39 PM

Pocket_Fisherman: Ah the continuing battle between nudists and swingers.  We are going on a clothing optional cruise in a month, and the battle will be going on there.  Its a swingers cruise, and run by a swingers organization, but for some reason nudist travel agencies list to it and don't mention its a swingers cruise.


That isn't helping. Nope. Nothing wrong with swingers cruises, no more than there is with nudism, as long as one isn't confused with the other.
 
2013-03-20 12:44:44 PM

spentmiles: My parents were nudists, so we spent most of our time naked.  We actually went to this particular beach one summer break, about twenty years ago.  I remember finding hundreds of sand dollars, stacking them up next to our towels, believing they were worth actual dollars.  Then I dug this massively deep hole in the sand.  The patrol made me fill it in because they were afraid an early morning jogger might fall into it.  I clearly remember eating hamburgers with my dad, who passed away not long after that summer.  And having my first habenaro pepper experience - yikes!  It was an amazing trip.  And even though everyone was nude the entire time, the only nudity I remember was when these two gray haired but muscular men grabbed this poor kid out of the surf, drug him up to the woods, and brutally raped him.  Everyone pretended nothing was happening, but cringed when they used their bare hands to twist his head off his body.  His one eye got as big as a red grapefruit and then popped out of his skull to hang by a dull wet cord.  But the tide took him out to sea and we made a bonfire on the beach to roast hot dogs and marshmallows.


I used to have these terrible dreams of showing up at school completely dressed.  I suppose it's all your perspective on a thing.


Outstanding.
 
2013-03-20 12:47:15 PM

Pocket Ninja: Poppycock, subby. What you're describing is impossible. Nudism is not about base voyeurism. It's certainly not any kind of fetish. And it's absolutely, positively not merely a technique for swingers who want to cut corners. No, nudism is a celebratory lifestyle in which open-minded people who are not defined by sex simply exult in the beauty of the human body and the free-spirited joy that comes from removing all barriers between it and nature. Nudists don't go to nude beaches to satisfy base, crass sexual urges. They have no base, crass sexual urges; they have evolved beyond those things. They are people in harmony with themselves and with each other, with nature and their place in it. With the universe. No, I'm afraid that this must be a bunch of non-nudists who are trying to give real nudists a bad name. That must be what it is.


And I'm now totally groovy, with all of my chakras fueled, aligned, and polished.
 
2013-03-20 01:06:25 PM

maudibjr: The Sandbar, thats where my favorite cover band Crystal Shiat plays!

/they also let 16 yo kids drink


I hear they do a Doors show...
 
2013-03-20 01:11:55 PM

Milo Minderbinder: The problem is that most Milwaukee-area residents seem to think nothing worthwhile happens west of the Johnson Creek outlet mall.

/To be honest, they are only half wrong
//Lived in both MSN and MKE


FTFY and truthiness.
 
2013-03-20 01:31:16 PM

Milo Minderbinder: //Lived in both MSN and MKE


I'm sorry.  Maybe someday you'll get the chance to visit Wisconsin.
 
2013-03-20 01:47:50 PM
Mazo?

(click)

Yep, mazo

/shudder
 
2013-03-20 02:10:11 PM

Okieboy: Wow (I know already mentioned but...) Pocket Ninja and Spentmiles in the same thread - my lucky day!

/love spentmiles twisted tales


...I was gonna say, too. I think they've both been on vacation or something for a while.
 
2013-03-20 02:57:47 PM
How you think nude beaches are is different from how they actually are.
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-20 03:08:59 PM
spentshells:
If only nudists and drug users are at the beach what is the problem then?
 BTW lots of nordic type hot girls in wisconsin /minnesota  the good nude beach going types



Uh, Minnesota.  Yeah sure.  Wisconsin hot girls?  Yeah, not so much.  Grew up in Wisconsin.
 
2013-03-20 06:48:47 PM
My younger brother was one of the WI DNR officers who had to do surveillance there in 2010 and 2011.  He described his written reports on activities there as (in his own words) "reading like gay porn movie scripts".  From his descriptions, it's not the openly gay folks or nudist straight folks that frequent the beach, it's the closeted types who are looking for an anonymous hook-up somewhere close to home so the wife and kids don't get suspicious.  Plus some creepy men who follow the few families around to look at the naked kids and fap while watching them.

I'm glad he's not in that particular job any more, it stressed him more than he'd admit.
 
2013-03-20 07:45:09 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: It is winter in WI, I am pretty sure nobody is attending.
I knew this chick that wanted me to go there with her, she was smoking hot but 8 pounds of crazy in a 5 pound bag.



Was she from Delta Gamma, Madison chapter?  I may know her them.
 
2013-03-20 09:00:34 PM
That stuff never happens on regular beaches, of course.
 
2013-03-20 09:22:44 PM

AccuJack: My younger brother was one of the WI DNR officers who had to do surveillance there in 2010 and 2011.  He described his written reports on activities there as (in his own words) "reading like gay porn movie scripts".  From his descriptions, it's not the openly gay folks or nudist straight folks that frequent the beach, it's the closeted types who are looking for an anonymous hook-up somewhere close to home so the wife and kids don't get suspicious.  Plus some creepy men who follow the few families around to look at the naked kids and fap while watching them.

I'm glad he's not in that particular job any more, it stressed him more than he'd admit.


Please apologize to him for me, never meant to cause him such stress.
 
2013-03-20 10:28:18 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: It would help if dude's gaze were towards the lady's face, and not her vagina.


I didn't notice a speculum...

vagina is in the INSIDE, Vulva is on the outside, and all that can be viewed on a female standing upright is the mons pubis.

Anatomy knowledge is a good thing.
 
2013-03-21 03:50:24 PM
Bellies cover the genital regions.
 
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