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(Politico)   Mark Sanford to face off against Colbert's sister. Thank God I bought stock in Orville Redenbacher   (politico.com) divider line 14
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2013-03-20 10:49:57 AM
5 votes:
Its funny. Colbert wouldn't have made it this far most likely without her brother.

And sanford would have lost his junkyard years ago if not for his son.
2013-03-20 01:02:06 PM
4 votes:
Really?
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2013-03-20 10:06:51 AM
3 votes:

EZ Writer: That said, Sanford is still a douche...


And a big dummy.
2013-03-20 11:01:03 AM
2 votes:

penthesilea: Colbert's sister?
Is her name a word of power or something that calls forth evil?
Is she like Beetlejuice and we're just all trying to avoid accidentally having her show up?
It's not just Fark. News headlines, blogs, and twitter keeps doing it too.

/Elizabeth Colbert Busch
//Elizabeth Colbert Busch
///Elizabeth Colbert Busch


She's actually on the ballot as "Colbert's Sister"
2013-03-20 10:16:07 AM
2 votes:

SlothB77: Why should we take Stephen Colbert's sister any more seriously than if, say, Tim Tebow's sister if he has a sister and she ran for elected office?

He's a popular, squeaky clean personality that leans republican.  I'm sure the criticism towards her from farkers would be nonstop.


At this point, it isn't Colbert's Sister vs. generic republican.  It's someone not Mark Sanford vs. Mark Sanford.

I'll be voting for her against him for one single reason - out of the two choices, there's no way she can't be less slimy.  It's the same reasoning I used to vote for Alvin Greene, a probably retarded, unemployed, grown man living with his father and waiting for his slot on a sex offender registry to open up when he ran against Jim DeMint.
2013-03-20 10:04:30 AM
2 votes:
Why should we take Stephen Colbert's sister any more seriously than if, say, Tim Tebow's sister if he has a sister and she ran for elected office?

He's a popular, squeaky clean personality that leans republican.  I'm sure the criticism towards her from farkers would be nonstop.
2013-03-21 05:47:58 AM
1 votes:

rufus-t-firefly: And we should take Elizabeth Colbert Busch seriously because she's had a rewarding professional career and she's chosen to try public service. You know - like any citizen should be able to choose. And she hasn't tried to get public attention before - she's simply running for her local congressional seat. And she hyphenated her name LONG before her brother was famous.


This is true.

The fact that I and most of America would be extremely amused by Stephen Colbert's coverage of his sister's winning an election is just gravy.

But then, Stephen Colbert is ridiculously amusing anyway. My goddaughter calls his show and Jon Stewart's "the real news," and considers any other current-events programming, be it Fox, MSNBC or NPR, to be absolute cussword by comparison. We let her watch both because they bleep the swears and any racy jokes go right over her head, plus she pleaded and did extra chores and was really good; that and I'm a really crap godmother. She is five years old and recently informed her preschool teacher that she wants to be a pundit or a space mercenary when she grows up.
2013-03-20 11:33:15 AM
1 votes:
I found that the best popcorn is the cheap stuff in pound bags from Walmart. Nearly all of it popped. The Redenbacher corn, at least a third of it did not pop at all. More old maids than a nunnery.
2013-03-20 11:28:18 AM
1 votes:

SlothB77: Why should we take Stephen Colbert's sister any more seriously than if, say, Tim Tebow's sister if he has a sister and she ran for elected office?

He's a popular, squeaky clean personality that leans republican.  I'm sure the criticism towards her from farkers would be nonstop.


Man those liberals in your imagination said such horrible things! You should fight back at them by being a total douche about Colbert's sister for the next couple of months.
2013-03-20 11:06:37 AM
1 votes:

SlothB77: Ok, Sanford is a horrible choice for the Republicans, but what are sister Colbert's qualifications outside of being Stephen Colbert's sister?


She's a great Republican.

Also, there will be a runoff for the GOP slot on the ballot - so it might not be Sanford (I mean, it will totally be Sanford unless he manages to completely fark up in the next few weeks).
2013-03-20 10:48:46 AM
1 votes:
Colbert's sister?
Is her name a word of power or something that calls forth evil?
Is she like Beetlejuice and we're just all trying to avoid accidentally having her show up?
It's not just Fark. News headlines, blogs, and twitter keeps doing it too.

/Elizabeth Colbert Busch
//Elizabeth Colbert Busch
///Elizabeth Colbert Busch
2013-03-20 10:42:04 AM
1 votes:

Karac: SlothB77: Ok, Sanford is a horrible choice for the Republicans, but what are sister Colbert's qualifications outside of being Stephen Colbert's sister?

Family values.



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2013-03-20 10:32:41 AM
1 votes:
I like Sanford. He was never one of these moralizing family crusaders to begin with, and when some hot spanish tail showed up, he was all over it. Niiiice. clinton-glasses.jpg.
2013-03-20 10:11:28 AM
1 votes:
Won't he be too busy hiking the Appalachian Trail?
 
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