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2013-03-20 10:50:18 AM

Cast: Crewmannumber6: Is she hot?

That's a no.

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Well, he got all the looks in the family.

Yes, I would believe she's to the right of Sarah Palin, and would give good odds that she would still show up on the Repour.
 
2013-03-20 10:51:30 AM
I have no fawking clue who you're talking about....and yes, ignorance IS bliss--reduces the background noise so I can focus on whether or not Emma is doing 50 Shades!
 
2013-03-20 10:57:21 AM
How in the hell can Steven Colbert make fun of this? And yet he must.
 
2013-03-20 10:59:27 AM

Lochsteppe: Cast: Crewmannumber6: Is she hot?

That's a no.

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She'll have to fall back on her accomplishments and experience.


.000002/10.
You're fired.

blog.scratchmenot.com
 
2013-03-20 11:01:03 AM

penthesilea: Colbert's sister?
Is her name a word of power or something that calls forth evil?
Is she like Beetlejuice and we're just all trying to avoid accidentally having her show up?
It's not just Fark. News headlines, blogs, and twitter keeps doing it too.

/Elizabeth Colbert Busch
//Elizabeth Colbert Busch
///Elizabeth Colbert Busch


She's actually on the ballot as "Colbert's Sister"
 
2013-03-20 11:05:00 AM
If you're not from South Carolina's first congressional district, you shouldn't care. Take care of the problems at home first folks.
 
2013-03-20 11:06:37 AM

SlothB77: Ok, Sanford is a horrible choice for the Republicans, but what are sister Colbert's qualifications outside of being Stephen Colbert's sister?


She's a great Republican.

Also, there will be a runoff for the GOP slot on the ballot - so it might not be Sanford (I mean, it will totally be Sanford unless he manages to completely fark up in the next few weeks).
 
2013-03-20 11:08:30 AM

Maud Dib: Lochsteppe: Cast: Crewmannumber6: Is she hot?

That's a no.

[static.tvguide.com image 300x206]

She'll have to fall back on her accomplishments and experience.

.000002/10.
You're fired.

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Wasn't trolling; it was a tongue-in-cheek swipe at the folks who value looks over substance.
 
2013-03-20 11:10:12 AM

SlothB77: Why should we take Stephen Colbert's sister any more seriously than if, say, Tim Tebow's sister if he has a sister and she ran for elected office?

He's a popular, squeaky clean personality that leans republican.  I'm sure the criticism towards her from farkers would be nonstop.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know you're just trolling, but the best part is that many wingnuts actually think this. They are so addlepated that they don't know that Colbert is joking

The Irony of Satire: Political Ideology and the Motivation to See What You Want to See in The Colbert Report
"conservatives were more likely to report that Colbert only pretends to be joking and genuinely meant what he said... Conservatism also significantly predicted perceptions that Colbert disliked liberalism. "
 
2013-03-20 11:11:33 AM
Colbert-Busch is a democrat but everyone here is saying she's a stupid republickballz. WTF is this this I don't even
 
2013-03-20 11:15:00 AM

SlothB77: Why should we take Stephen Colbert's sister any more seriously than if, say, Tim Tebow's sister if he has a sister and she ran for elected office?

He's a popular, squeaky clean personality that leans republican.  I'm sure the criticism towards her from farkers would be nonstop.


Someone knows nothing about Stephen Colbert.

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,677356,00.html

Are you a Democrat?

Listen, it's a secret ballot. Yeah, I'm a Democrat. I'm not asking anybody to vote for Democrats or Republicans. I say everyone should vote for both candidates -- except me. Just let me vote for Kerry. Then we'll be fine.


And we should take Elizabeth Colbert Busch seriously because she's had a rewarding professional career and she's chosen to try public service. You know - like any citizen should be able to choose. And she hasn't tried to get public attention before - she's simply running for her local congressional seat. And she hyphenated her name LONG before her brother was famous.

If Tim Tebow's hypothetical sister just felt like running for Congress, she wouldn't be taken seriously - unless she had more going for her than "She's Tim Tebow's sister."
 
2013-03-20 11:16:55 AM
"Furthermore, it was wrong of me to say I was building houses for the underprivileged when I was actually having four-way sex in a cave in Brazil."
 
2013-03-20 11:19:59 AM

Cast: Crewmannumber6: Is she hot?

That's a no.

[static.tvguide.com image 300x206]


Looks like she's got the wonky Colbert ear...
 
2013-03-20 11:23:19 AM

Dr Dreidel: SlothB77: Why should we take Stephen Colbert's sister any more seriously than if, say, Tim Tebow's sister if he has a sister and she ran for elected office?

He's a popular, squeaky clean personality that leans republican.  I'm sure the criticism towards her from farkers would be nonstop.

You asked the question twice in 5 minutes when Wikipedia is a google search away.

// what a shame it is to lose one's mind

 
2013-03-20 11:24:17 AM
Really - so no one even looked her up to see what she has done with her life? here you go...


"Elizabeth proudly serves as an advisor to the Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics Coalition (STEM,) dedicated to attracting under-represented and financially-disadvantaged youth to those fields of study. She also sits on the Charleston School of Law's Maritime Institute Advisory Board, as well having been a former member of the Advisory Committee of the College of Charleston's Intermodal Transportation and Logistics Management Program.

For the past five years, Elizabeth has been the Director of Business Development at Clemson University's Restoration Institute at the former Naval Shipyard in North Charleston in South Carolina. As Director, she has played a key role in bringing about the world's largest wind turbine/grid simulator facility-recognized internationally for both its technology and unique capabilities. Elizabeth also spearheaded the South Carolina Wind Industry's Economic impact findings, which concluded that this sector has already generated thousands of jobs and millions in wages and revenue for SC, with projections of exponential increases in all three areas over the next few years."

http://colbertbuschforcongress.com/meet-elizabeth/
 
2013-03-20 11:25:18 AM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: SlothB77: Why should we take Stephen Colbert's sister any more seriously than if, say, Tim Tebow's sister if he has a sister and she ran for elected office?

He's a popular, squeaky clean personality that leans republican.  I'm sure the criticism towards her from farkers would be nonstop.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know you're just trolling, but the best part is that many wingnuts actually think this. They are so addlepated that they don't know that Colbert is joking

The Irony of Satire: Political Ideology and the Motivation to See What You Want to See in The Colbert Report
"conservatives were more likely to report that Colbert only pretends to be joking and genuinely meant what he said... Conservatism also significantly predicted perceptions that Colbert disliked liberalism. "


My roommate has a *liberal* friend who thinks Colbert is a crazy conservative.

Apparently not the brightest crayon in the box.
 
2013-03-20 11:28:18 AM

SlothB77: Why should we take Stephen Colbert's sister any more seriously than if, say, Tim Tebow's sister if he has a sister and she ran for elected office?

He's a popular, squeaky clean personality that leans republican.  I'm sure the criticism towards her from farkers would be nonstop.


Man those liberals in your imagination said such horrible things! You should fight back at them by being a total douche about Colbert's sister for the next couple of months.
 
2013-03-20 11:32:47 AM

JackieRabbit: If you're not from South Carolina's first congressional district, you shouldn't care. Take care of the problems at home first folks.


I'm from SC-1.  Colbert-Busch has my vote.  It may have been different if a different republican had won the primary but there is no way I'll vote for Mark Sanford.
 
2013-03-20 11:33:15 AM
I found that the best popcorn is the cheap stuff in pound bags from Walmart. Nearly all of it popped. The Redenbacher corn, at least a third of it did not pop at all. More old maids than a nunnery.
 
2013-03-20 11:38:57 AM

SlothB77: Why should we take Stephen Colbert's sister any more seriously than if, say, Tim Tebow's sister if he has a sister and she ran for elected office?

He's a popular, squeaky clean personality that leans republican.  I'm sure the criticism towards her from farkers would be nonstop.


Well, Stephen is a charismatic, smart fellow and Elizabeth was raised by the same parents and has a similar genetic makeup. One could reasonably expect that they would have a lot in common. If you agree with Stephen on a lot of issues it's likely (but of course not guaranteed) that she would have a similar view on issues.

One could also infer from the nature of Stephen's knowledge in the political arena that if we are inferring Elizabeth to be similar in knowledge and personality that she would as well have accumulated serious knowledge of politics.

However the Tebow family has shown no interest in politics nor have they shown they have much interest in anything else to make an effective politician, so reasonably one might approach a theoretical Tebow sister with more skepticism.

Of course this assumes a country of rational, intelligent people. So, no, I don't know why most of this country would take her any more seriously.
 
2013-03-20 11:42:00 AM
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2013-03-20 11:46:22 AM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: SlothB77: Why should we take Stephen Colbert's sister any more seriously than if, say, Tim Tebow's sister if he has a sister and she ran for elected office?

He's a popular, squeaky clean personality that leans republican.  I'm sure the criticism towards her from farkers would be nonstop.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know you're just trolling, but the best part is that many wingnuts actually think this. They are so addlepated that they don't know that Colbert is joking

The Irony of Satire: Political Ideology and the Motivation to See What You Want to See in The Colbert Report
"conservatives were more likely to report that Colbert only pretends to be joking and genuinely meant what he said... Conservatism also significantly predicted perceptions that Colbert disliked liberalism. "



I almost made that same mistake. HIs last sentence was about Tebow, not Colbert.
 
2013-03-20 11:54:48 AM

SlothB77: Why should we take Stephen Colbert's sister any more seriously than if, say, Tim Tebow's sister if he has a sister and she ran for elected office?

He's a popular, squeaky clean personality that leans republican.  I'm sure the criticism towards her from farkers would be nonstop.


See you what you did there?  Stop doing it. It made you look bad and it made the human race look bad should any aliens be monitoring our communications.
 
2013-03-20 11:57:41 AM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know you're just trolling, but the best part is that many wingnuts actually think this. They are so addlepated that they don't know that Colbert is joking


I'm pretty sure the "he" being referred to is Tebow, not Colbert. Read the sentence instead as "[Tebow is] a popular, squeaky clean personality that leans republican. I'm sure the criticism towards [Tebow's sister] from farkers would be nonstop."

which, while still trolling, at least isn't delusional to the point of thinking Colbert is actually Republican.

/I see what the problem is... Pronoun trouble.
 
2013-03-20 11:58:55 AM
Congressman Underwood does not look forward to having to work with either of them.
media.salon.com
 
2013-03-20 12:02:14 PM
I apologize for the voters of the Low Country.
It really is as bad as you think it is.
 
2013-03-20 12:02:38 PM
Ah the party of family values and personal responsibility puts up mark f*cking sanford.

The guy who abandoned his job as governor to have an affair in South America. Wtf.

Makes for a nice little snapshot of the modern GOP actually.

Proceed.
 
2013-03-20 12:12:57 PM

monoski: Cast: Crewmannumber6: Is she hot?

That's a no.

But she does look like a traditional SC woman which will help her (in my eyes) if she looked like an uppity elitist she would not get the female vote and it would be no-contest.


She looks like a cross between Anne Ramsay and Joan Cusack.
 
2013-03-20 12:14:04 PM

SlothB77: Ok, Sanford is a horrible choice for the Republicans, but what are sister Colbert's qualifications outside of being Stephen Colbert's sister?


She's not Sanford.
 
2013-03-20 12:24:58 PM

SlothB77: Why should we take Stephen Colbert's sister any more seriously than if, say, Tim Tebow's sister if he has a sister and she ran for elected office?


I dunno, does Tebow's sister have a resume like this?

source: Wiki

After graduating, she completed a South Carolina State Ports Authority business development internship, and worked for Associated Maritime Industries Inc, as a liaison between the AMI and the U.S. Federal and State Governments.[12] She then worked as the Regional Director for Sales and Marketing and the Director of Business Development at OOCL (USA), where she was responsible for international maritime relations and South Atlantic and North American sales.[13][14] She left OOCL in 2008, when she was hired to be the Director of Business Development at Clemson University's Restoration Institute, describe the Charleston Post and Courier as "the school's corporate matchmaker" for the University's development projects for wind turbine testing, water studies, and renewable energy.[12][15] Colbert Busch also works as the Director of Sales and Marketing Clemson's Wind Turbine Drivetrain Testing Facility.[16]
Colbert Busch is a founder and former member of the Executive Board of Directors of Charleston Women in International Trade, and former member of the College of Charleston's Business College Alumni Advisory Board.[17] She's also served as chairwoman of the 2006 S.C. International Trade Conference, the chairwoman of the Maritime Association Port of Charleston and is board member of the Charleston Metro Chamber of Commerce.[18][19]


No?
 
2013-03-20 12:25:00 PM
Back in fall 2008 ConAgra was a bargain at $16 a share. And just to prove how stupid the market crash was THERE WAS NOTHING TO JUSTIFY THE DROP IN PRICE. Hell, with the spike in grain prices their value should have risen.

With a current P/E of about 22 it's not that great a buy, but as a company it's something you can put your teeth into. It's trading at a slight premium right now, should be around 28-30, not 35, but it pays dividends so regularly you could count on them.
 
2013-03-20 12:28:49 PM
Note to self: Read thread before replying to an early comment.
 
2013-03-20 12:50:19 PM

KCCO: JackieRabbit: If you're not from South Carolina's first congressional district, you shouldn't care. Take care of the problems at home first folks.

I'm from SC-1.  Colbert-Busch has my vote.  It may have been different if a different republican had won the primary but there is no way I'll vote for Mark Sanford.


I met Sanford when I lived in Charleston. He was just a member of congress then. Daddy got him a job. I though he was stick-stupid. Fritz Hollings often ridiculed him publicly for blindly taking GOP positions that would put South Carolinians out of work. Sanford once got in front of the local cameras to suggest closing down a federal program that he considered pork barrel spending. That program pumped $200M and 1000 jobs into Charleston's economy annually. Hollings was beyond pissed. I was a bit shocked when Sanford was elected governor.
 
2013-03-20 01:02:06 PM
Really?
i531.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-20 01:27:48 PM
Colbert should announce he's supporting Sanford and then say stuff like, "I appreciate his strong support for our national trail system."
 
2013-03-20 01:36:35 PM

WhoopAssWayne: I like Sanford. He was never one of these moralizing family crusaders to begin with, and when some hot spanish tail showed up, he was all over it. Niiiice. clinton-glasses.jpg.


And we know the guy has brass balls the size of church bells. He asked his ex-wife to run his new campaign. When she balked, he responded her that, hey, this time maybe he could pay her. It really takes a massive pair to expect an ex that you have humiliated on the world stage to work for you - and try to get her to work for free on the first attempt.
 
2013-03-20 02:07:55 PM

Dr Dreidel: // also, Sanford? Really?
// it's like you don't want anyone to take you seriously


Who started taking South Carolina seriously? When did this happen?
 
2013-03-20 02:22:52 PM

Packersfan823: Really?
[i531.photobucket.com image 160x122]


Thank god, I was beginning to lose faith in you guys :)
 
2013-03-20 03:11:29 PM
Ok, I live in SC, I feel like I have front row tickets to the circus.
 
2013-03-20 04:01:24 PM

kqc7011: Does not Sanford still have to face a run off with the second place finisher?


yeah this is premature.
 
2013-03-20 05:08:57 PM
This is gonna be like taking your redneck uncle on a date with the new French girl in class

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-20 07:57:14 PM

SlothB77: Why should we take Stephen Colbert's sister any more seriously than if, say, Tim Tebow's sister if he has a sister and she ran for elected office?

He's a popular, squeaky clean personality that leans republican.  I'm sure the criticism towards her from farkers would be nonstop.


Colbert most certainly does not lean republican he is extremely progressive. Or are you talking about his fake persona that he uses to make fun of Republicans?
 
2013-03-20 09:09:23 PM

LineNoise: Its funny. Colbert wouldn't have made it this far most likely without her brother.


Meh. She beat some old black dude that apparently runs every time in a special Democratic primary in South Carolina.  Steven is apparently helping her with fundraising, but she could have done this much without him.
 
2013-03-20 10:31:09 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Sanford married his mistress, don't count him out. People love takes of redemption.


Not now. All she has to do is stick the knife in about his four sons' hearts being shattered with worry during fathers' day and suddenly no father there. There's footage of that. He is not there for his sons any more, they wete expendable, and he's not there for you, voters.
 
2013-03-21 01:37:26 AM

Cast: Crewmannumber6: Is she hot?

That's a no.


She's got the Colbert ear.
 
2013-03-21 05:47:58 AM

rufus-t-firefly: And we should take Elizabeth Colbert Busch seriously because she's had a rewarding professional career and she's chosen to try public service. You know - like any citizen should be able to choose. And she hasn't tried to get public attention before - she's simply running for her local congressional seat. And she hyphenated her name LONG before her brother was famous.


This is true.

The fact that I and most of America would be extremely amused by Stephen Colbert's coverage of his sister's winning an election is just gravy.

But then, Stephen Colbert is ridiculously amusing anyway. My goddaughter calls his show and Jon Stewart's "the real news," and considers any other current-events programming, be it Fox, MSNBC or NPR, to be absolute cussword by comparison. We let her watch both because they bleep the swears and any racy jokes go right over her head, plus she pleaded and did extra chores and was really good; that and I'm a really crap godmother. She is five years old and recently informed her preschool teacher that she wants to be a pundit or a space mercenary when she grows up.
 
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