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(Politico)   Mark Sanford to face off against Colbert's sister. Thank God I bought stock in Orville Redenbacher   (politico.com) divider line 96
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2013-03-20 09:51:13 AM  
Mr. Redenbacher is dead.  If you bought "stocks" in him, they are worthless.
 
2013-03-20 09:52:13 AM  
Is she hot?
 
2013-03-20 09:53:06 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Is she hot?


She's sweet looking like a young aunt.
 
2013-03-20 09:53:43 AM  
Well this outta be good

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2013-03-20 09:56:47 AM  

mrshowrules: Crewmannumber6: Is she hot?

She's sweet looking like a young beloved aunt.


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// also, Sanford? Really?
// it's like you don't want anyone to take you seriously
 
2013-03-20 09:58:14 AM  

Dr Dreidel: // also, Sanford? Really?
// it's like you don't want anyone to take you seriously


Are you talking about taking Sanford seriously or S.C.?

/we take one more seriously than the other
//okay, not really but still
 
2013-03-20 09:58:25 AM  
Before I endorse her, I'll have to see her sex tape
 
2013-03-20 09:58:40 AM  

Dr Dreidel: // also, Sanford? Really?
// it's like you don't want anyone to take you seriously


He's one of the most famous adulterers now.
 
2013-03-20 10:00:12 AM  
How long before Sanford finds a new trail to hike?
 
2013-03-20 10:00:51 AM  
Ok, Sanford is a horrible choice for the Republicans, but what are sister Colbert's qualifications outside of being Stephen Colbert's sister?
 
2013-03-20 10:00:58 AM  
If everyone in this country lost their job for having an affair, the job market would be wide. farking. open.

That said, Sanford is still a douche...
 
2013-03-20 10:01:18 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Before I endorse her, I'll have to see her sex tape


We get it, she's a woman.
 
2013-03-20 10:04:06 AM  
Not on Politics tab because why?
 
2013-03-20 10:04:08 AM  
Does not Sanford still have to face a run off with the second place finisher?
 
2013-03-20 10:04:30 AM  
Why should we take Stephen Colbert's sister any more seriously than if, say, Tim Tebow's sister if he has a sister and she ran for elected office?

He's a popular, squeaky clean personality that leans republican.  I'm sure the criticism towards her from farkers would be nonstop.
 
2013-03-20 10:05:09 AM  

EZ Writer: If everyone in this country lost their job for having an affair, the job market would be wide. farking. open.

That said, Sanford is still a douche...


Not many adulterers go MIA for such a long time at such an important job either.
 
2013-03-20 10:05:13 AM  
And then I see it on Politics tab. Way to make me look like a dork, Modmins.
 
2013-03-20 10:05:22 AM  

SlothB77: Ok, Sanford is a horrible choice for the Republicans, but what are sister Colbert's qualifications outside of being Stephen Colbert's sister?


Family values.
 
2013-03-20 10:05:23 AM  
I'd love it if Colbert's sister could win this seat. It's not going to happen.

I'm also shocked, SHOCKED to discover lowcountry voters are stupid enough to vote for that asshole Sanford.
 
2013-03-20 10:06:51 AM  

EZ Writer: That said, Sanford is still a douche...


And a big dummy.
 
2013-03-20 10:07:24 AM  

SlothB77: Why should we take Stephen Colbert's sister any more seriously than if, say, Tim Tebow's sister if he has a sister and she ran for elected office?

He's a popular, squeaky clean personality that leans republican.  I'm sure the criticism towards her from farkers would be nonstop.


You asked the question twice in 5 minutes when Wikipedia is a google search away.

// what a shame it is to lose one's mind
 
2013-03-20 10:09:31 AM  
derped in one
 
2013-03-20 10:09:48 AM  

SlothB77: Ok, Sanford is a horrible choice for the Republicans, but what are sister Colbert's qualifications outside of being Stephen Colbert's sister?


If only their was a way of looking that up.  Seriously though, she has a very impressive business management resume.
 
2013-03-20 10:11:28 AM  
Won't he be too busy hiking the Appalachian Trail?
 
2013-03-20 10:16:07 AM  

SlothB77: Why should we take Stephen Colbert's sister any more seriously than if, say, Tim Tebow's sister if he has a sister and she ran for elected office?

He's a popular, squeaky clean personality that leans republican.  I'm sure the criticism towards her from farkers would be nonstop.


At this point, it isn't Colbert's Sister vs. generic republican.  It's someone not Mark Sanford vs. Mark Sanford.

I'll be voting for her against him for one single reason - out of the two choices, there's no way she can't be less slimy.  It's the same reasoning I used to vote for Alvin Greene, a probably retarded, unemployed, grown man living with his father and waiting for his slot on a sex offender registry to open up when he ran against Jim DeMint.
 
2013-03-20 10:18:19 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Crewmannumber6: Before I endorse her, I'll have to see her sex tape

We get it, she's a woman.


I've been married a long time
 
2013-03-20 10:20:42 AM  

kqc7011: Does not Sanford still have to face a run off with the second place finisher?


That was my impression. He got less then 40% of the vote and they may need a recount to decide who he runs-off against. I've heard there's a pretty strong "anyone but Sanford" sentiment, so he's not a lock just yet.
 
2013-03-20 10:21:31 AM  
Sanford married his mistress, don't count him out. People love takes of redemption.
 
2013-03-20 10:21:45 AM  
Doe she hike?
 
2013-03-20 10:22:08 AM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Sanford married his mistress, don't count him out. People love takes of redemption.


Tales.
 
2013-03-20 10:22:27 AM  

SlothB77: Ok, Sanford is a horrible choice for the Republicans, but what are sister Colbert's qualifications outside of being Stephen Colbert's sister?


Well, she is actually making it to the final election, where Ted Turner's son didn't even place well.  How long before Amy Poehler's kid can run?  They need a politician that can really work the word 'really'.

/Really!
//this is why Seth Meyers should have a kid
///Really?
 
2013-03-20 10:23:48 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Is she hot?


That's a no.

static.tvguide.com
 
2013-03-20 10:26:32 AM  

12349876: EZ Writer: If everyone in this country lost their job for having an affair, the job market would be wide. farking. open.

That said, Sanford is still a douche...

Not many adulterers go MIA for such a long time at such an important job either.


I would totally play that up in the race. The guy just up and disappearing is more offensive to me than the actual affair.
 
2013-03-20 10:26:39 AM  

EZ Writer: If everyone in this country lost their job for having an affair, the job market would be wide. farking. open.



True, But, if you went AWOL from your job to bang your mistress in another continent, I'm pretty sure you'd lose your job.
 
2013-03-20 10:27:38 AM  

Cast: Crewmannumber6: Is she hot?

That's a no.


But she does look like a traditional SC woman which will help her (in my eyes) if she looked like an uppity elitist she would not get the female vote and it would be no-contest.
 
2013-03-20 10:28:32 AM  
The voters of SC might want a bit more than four years of stability from a guy who abandon his family, friends, staff, and state over poon.
 
2013-03-20 10:29:59 AM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Sanford married his mistress, don't count him out. People love takes of redemption.


I think it's important to remember that the Sanford scandal was a scandal before we knew sex was involved. The affair was just the icing on the "wtf, did the governor just go AWOL? Who is running this state?" cake.
 
2013-03-20 10:31:24 AM  

dr_blasto: EZ Writer: If everyone in this country lost their job for having an affair, the job market would be wide. farking. open.


True, But, if you went AWOL from your job to bang your mistress in another continent, I'm pretty sure you'd lose your job.



So you're saying there's a chance...
 
2013-03-20 10:32:41 AM  
I like Sanford. He was never one of these moralizing family crusaders to begin with, and when some hot spanish tail showed up, he was all over it. Niiiice. clinton-glasses.jpg.
 
2013-03-20 10:38:50 AM  

nmrsnr: thismomentinblackhistory: Sanford married his mistress, don't count him out. People love takes of redemption.

I think it's important to remember that the Sanford scandal was a scandal before we knew sex was involved. The affair was just the icing on the "wtf, did the governor just go AWOL? Who is running this state?" cake.


True that, sir. Inevitably the SC voters have a longer and more complex relationship with him than those of us that only heard about him when the national media issued his Amber Alert.

I'm just saying you never know. I've seen crazier things happen.
 
2013-03-20 10:41:23 AM  

SlothB77: Why should we take Stephen Colbert's sister any more seriously than if, say, Tim Tebow's sister if he has a sister and she ran for elected office?

He's a popular, squeaky clean personality that leans republican.  I'm sure the criticism towards her from farkers would be nonstop.


Wow. Trolling? I bit
 
2013-03-20 10:41:38 AM  

Cast: Crewmannumber6: Is she hot?

That's a no.

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She'll have to fall back on her accomplishments and experience.
 
2013-03-20 10:42:04 AM  

Karac: SlothB77: Ok, Sanford is a horrible choice for the Republicans, but what are sister Colbert's qualifications outside of being Stephen Colbert's sister?

Family values.



www.ohsnap.ca
 
2013-03-20 10:42:21 AM  
Scumbags championing the sleazebags...
 
2013-03-20 10:43:56 AM  
The fact that they're even considering the guy who stole taxpayer money to fund sex trysts in Argentina with his mistress speaks worlds to the "family values" of South Carolina's 1st.
 
2013-03-20 10:45:18 AM  

SlothB77: Why should we take Stephen Colbert's sister any more seriously than if, say, Tim Tebow's sister if he has a sister and she ran for elected office?


He's a popular, squeaky clean personality that leans republican.  I'm sure the criticism towards her from farkers would be nonstop.

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-20 10:46:30 AM  
Maybe he'll try to bone Colbert's sister.
 
2013-03-20 10:48:46 AM  
Colbert's sister?
Is her name a word of power or something that calls forth evil?
Is she like Beetlejuice and we're just all trying to avoid accidentally having her show up?
It's not just Fark. News headlines, blogs, and twitter keeps doing it too.

/Elizabeth Colbert Busch
//Elizabeth Colbert Busch
///Elizabeth Colbert Busch
 
2013-03-20 10:49:47 AM  

firefly212: The fact that they're even considering the guy who stole taxpayer money to fund sex trysts in Argentina with his mistress speaks worlds to the "family values" of South Carolina's 1st.


Well, he did manage to go to Argentina for the purpose of having sex with a love interest without getting arrested for drug smuggling.  So that makes him no UNC professor.
 
2013-03-20 10:49:57 AM  
Its funny. Colbert wouldn't have made it this far most likely without her brother.

And sanford would have lost his junkyard years ago if not for his son.
 
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