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(Patch)   Auburn man arrested at gas station after he was caught pumping from the wrong nozzle   (barrow.patch.com) divider line 28
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2013-03-20 08:38:00 AM
Toumua Lor, 23, of 205 Mount Moriah Road in Auburn, is charged with public indecency/indecent exposure urn, is charged with public indecency/indecent exposure

Toumua Lor?  Well, that's one Jewish holiday out of the way.
 
2013-03-20 09:23:29 AM
They obviously missed his accomplice, Burnt Umber Man.
 
2013-03-20 09:45:18 AM
Diesel?
 
2013-03-20 09:47:30 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Toumua Lor, 23, of 205 Mount Moriah Road in Auburn, is charged with public indecency/indecent exposure urn, is charged with public indecency/indecent exposure

Toumua Lor?  Well, that's one Jewish holiday out of the way.


That's a Jewish holiday?  I thought it was an Irish lullaby.
 
2013-03-20 09:53:30 AM
I'm surprised they could tell he was pumping his own pump... he is asian after all.
 
2013-03-20 09:59:20 AM
I guess he was bored and something came up.

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line. The objection to it is not that it is predominantly painful, but that it is lacking in sense.

Baltimore Evening Sun (9 August 1926)H. L. Mencken
 
2013-03-20 10:04:57 AM
Why do people get so upset at these exhibitionists? They're harmless; disgusting, but harmless. They only want to shock and are easily ignored. But now the taxpayers will have to feed and house this cretin for several months at least.
 
2013-03-20 10:06:36 AM
I guess the Mystery at the Gas Station has been solved....
 
2013-03-20 10:09:26 AM
keep it in the tank tiger
 
2013-03-20 10:10:14 AM
In his car, eh? I guess what happens in a Chevy Vega doesn't stay in a Chevy Vega.
 
2013-03-20 10:13:12 AM
Who gets aroused in a gas station? Does he have a gasoline fetish?
 
2013-03-20 10:15:52 AM
Masturbating at a gas station isn't normal, but on meth it is.
 
2013-03-20 10:18:23 AM
For nearly 4 bucks a gallon, I shouldn't have to masturbate at the gas station, they should have an attendant there to give me a handjob and a smoothie.
 
2013-03-20 10:21:45 AM
Expected a Republican/10
 
2013-03-20 10:30:51 AM

JackieRabbit: Why do people get so upset at these exhibitionists? They're harmless; disgusting, but harmless.


Remind me never to go to the gas station with you.
 
2013-03-20 10:47:21 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-20 10:55:08 AM

FirstNationalBastard: For nearly 4 bucks a gallon, I shouldn't have to masturbate at the gas station, they should have an attendant there to give me a handjob and a smoothie.


Jiffy Lube
 
2013-03-20 10:56:24 AM

Udo Pier: Who gets aroused in a gas station?


Who doesn't?
 
2013-03-20 11:07:23 AM

Mentalpatient87: JackieRabbit: Why do people get so upset at these exhibitionists? They're harmless; disgusting, but harmless.

Remind me never to go to the gas station with you.


I'll let you hold my hose while I pump if you do, big guy.
 
2013-03-20 11:14:43 AM
Toumua Lor?

Does not approve:

i30.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-20 11:19:14 AM
War Damn Eagle!

/i guess...
//sort of...
///whatever.
 
2013-03-20 11:29:21 AM
He's lucky the friction didn't start a fire.
 
2013-03-20 11:29:28 AM

kumanoki: War Damn Eagle!

/i guess...
//sort of...
///whatever.


The place in the article is Auburn, GA.  A lot closer to Dawg country, sadly.
 
2013-03-20 11:39:55 AM
He's standing all alone in the gas station of love, and he has to use the self-service pumps.
 
2013-03-20 11:48:04 AM
Jeez, just ask for the key and do it in the bathroom like everyone else. If people want to see that, then they can just go on the internet.
 
2013-03-20 12:40:43 PM

pdieten: He's standing all alone in the gas station of love, and he has to use the self-service pumps.


Was he pumping Ethel?

janebooth.files.wordpress.com

Ethel.

/yes i know it's spelled ethyl
 
2013-03-20 06:07:16 PM
"Drug Related Objects" wtf does that even mean.
 
2013-03-20 06:18:37 PM
Why is is that I'm never the lucky bastard that gets surprised by a public masturbat oh my god my eyes kill it with fire
 
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