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(WTKR)   Stoner apologizes to parents after getting busted making meth in their home. "It was no Heisenburg operation or nothing like that. It's just simple things that can be put together and done out of a single bottle,"   (wtkr.com) divider line 14
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2013-03-20 08:04:22 PM
2 votes:
P.S.A.'s about drugs lie.

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I have been to Montana and their meth whores are not nearly this cute...
2013-03-20 09:38:41 AM
2 votes:

vudukungfu: Little tweaker gets a 3 year vacation on my dime?
I say put him to work making little rocks out of big rocks.
He doesn't need TV while he's away and he doesn't need hot meals.
Let him think about what he did and how he let his family down.
Maybe he'll appreciate the finer things in life, like the ability to relax.
But don't let him rest. He can work on building up some character and learn a trade,
like making little rocks out of big rocks.


If only there was some kind of chemical that would keep him pounding on those big rocks for hours on end with no breaks and 100% intense focus...
2013-03-20 09:05:55 AM
2 votes:

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: nekom: Never touched meth, never will, but it is my understanding that the "one pot shot" produces really BAD quality meth with loads of impurities.

Yeah, same here. I don't have any desire to try meth, but geez, if it's going to be around (and clearly it is), could we just legalize and regulate amphetamines so that people aren't smoking whatever some guy that got a C- in remedial high school chemistry cooked up in the trailer park?



Except it's funnier that way.
2013-03-21 09:17:56 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: OneFretAway: Maul555: you trolling the pot heads subby?

Came to point out that this kid is a tweaker, not a stoner.  Get your nomenclature correct, Smitty.

Came for stoner indignation, leaving validated.


You're fooling yourself, OneFretAway was merely being pedantic, not indignant. Subby failed miserably.
2013-03-20 04:46:00 PM
1 votes:

barefoot in the head: Well, it's a good thing that there is a tv show that popularises this sort of thing, so that some of you can explain to the rest what kind of sordid crap he was referring to.

That's just dandy. Yay tv.

Let's have a show about a serial killer so we can all relate to the next mass murd ... ahh shiat.


Would you prefer a show about the people who made cigarette ads?
2013-03-20 11:21:06 AM
1 votes:

roc6783: I'm, I'm simply saying that drugs, uh... find a way.


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Chaos theory?
2013-03-20 11:03:28 AM
1 votes:

OneFretAway: Maul555: you trolling the pot heads subby?

Came to point out that this kid is a tweaker, not a stoner.  Get your nomenclature correct, Smitty.


To be fair, the mom in the article says she knew he smoked pot, so he was both.

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vudukungfu: They certainly shouldn't have access to drugs.


If there is one thing the history of drugs has taught us it's that drugs will not be contained. Drugs break free, they expand to new territories and crash through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh... well, there it is.

I'm, I'm simply saying that drugs, uh... find a way.
2013-03-20 10:08:02 AM
1 votes:
The only thing that would have made this story better:


"DING! DING DING DING! DING DING!" Kuykendall's wheelchair-bound mother Shir said. "DING! DINGDINGDINGDINGDING! DING DING! DING! DING DINGDING! DING!"
2013-03-20 09:37:56 AM
1 votes:
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2013-03-20 09:35:42 AM
1 votes:

Maul555: you trolling the pot heads subby?



I is trolled.
2013-03-20 09:24:53 AM
1 votes:

qsblues:
But meth related deaths are far more entertaining.


I think maybe MDPV (found in many 'bath salts') has even meth beat, if we're going by pure entertainment value.
2013-03-20 09:18:28 AM
1 votes:

nekom: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: nekom: Never touched meth, never will, but it is my understanding that the "one pot shot" produces really BAD quality meth with loads of impurities.

Yeah, same here. I don't have any desire to try meth, but geez, if it's going to be around (and clearly it is), could we just legalize and regulate amphetamines so that people aren't smoking whatever some guy that got a C- in remedial high school chemistry cooked up in the trailer park?

Prohibition of alcohol was a good example of that. How many people died drinking bathtub gin as opposed to commercially produced spirits?


I'm pretty sure that more people died in connection with crystal meth in the past few years than people did while drinking bad alcohol during the entire 18 years of Prohibition.

But meth related deaths are far more entertaining.
2013-03-20 09:10:06 AM
1 votes:
This only proves we need moar laws, lock up the pseudoephedrine, moar cops busting down people's doors!  JIHAAAAAAAAAAAD!
2013-03-20 08:06:54 AM
1 votes:
i don't get WHY people make meth?

when they sell it OTC in stores?

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