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(CNN)   One-handed violinist helps other disabled people play music. He doesn't offer much in the way of applause, though   (cnn.com) divider line 29
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2013-03-20 07:46:43 AM  
how does he masturbate with only one hand?

i thought normal people switch hands
but he's not able to

i bet he cries himself to sleep
 
2013-03-20 08:21:39 AM  
Oh, he applauds, but you can only hear it once you've attained nirvana.
 
2013-03-20 08:24:43 AM  

Sybarite: Oh, he applauds, but you can only hear it once you've attained nirvana.


I thought you could only attain nirvana with a drug addled wife and a shotgun.
 
2013-03-20 08:32:39 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: how does he masturbate with only one hand?

i thought normal people switch hands
but he's not able to

i bet he cries himself to sleep


He doesn't masturbate, he just sort of fiddles.
 
2013-03-20 09:24:16 AM  
I wonder if he ever helped a twelve inch pianist.
 
2013-03-20 09:36:23 AM  

UberDave: I wonder if he ever helped a twelve inch pianist.


Sounds like a hell of an organ recital.
 
2013-03-20 09:50:58 AM  
Apparently he used to be a kiddy fiddler when he was younger.
 
2013-03-20 09:52:08 AM  
Obviously subby is unfamiliar with the sound of one hand clapping.
 
2013-03-20 09:53:10 AM  
i3.ytimg.com

/oblig
 
2013-03-20 09:58:12 AM  
 
2013-03-20 09:59:40 AM  
 
2013-03-20 10:00:20 AM  
Shakes one tiny fist
 
2013-03-20 10:01:37 AM  

StrikitRich: /oblig


He grabbed it with his dick!!
 
2013-03-20 10:26:34 AM  

Benjamin Orr: StrikitRich: /oblig

He grabbed it with his dick!!


Which is why I noted the video as prolly NSFW.  Watch the video with the volume lowered.
 
2013-03-20 10:29:08 AM  
Amazing music done with one hand? Done!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgzq2gBUgng
 
2013-03-20 10:44:04 AM  

Sybarite: Oh, he applauds, but you can only hear it once you've attained nirvana.


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Lisa: Bart, I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?
Bart: Piece of cake.
(Bart opens and closes his right fist quickly, making a sound.)
Lisa: No, Bart. It's a 3000-year-old riddle with no answer. It's supposed to clear your mind of conscious thought.
Bart: No answer? Lisa, listen up.
(Bart quickly opens and closes his fist again.)
 
2013-03-20 11:44:02 AM  
Came for Hollywood Knights references, leaving satisfied.

/Turk came too
 
2013-03-20 11:48:49 AM  
I perform one-handed for this violinist.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-20 11:55:07 AM  

Wellon Dowd: I perform one-handed for this violinist.


Don't we all?
 
2013-03-20 12:14:37 PM  

Giltric: Came for Hollywood Knights references, leaving satisfied.

/Turk came too


A little
 
2013-03-20 01:19:50 PM  
StrikitRich

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2013-03-20 01:19:51 PM  
HA!!! here I thought I was the only one going straight to hell in a handbasket because I laughed at the headline -- by the responses in the thread, y'all are going to be right there with me!!!

/has the keys to the gates of hell.
 
2013-03-20 03:15:39 PM  
OK so it's not like he can't control the bow. Now a one-armed violinist, that would be something.
 
2013-03-20 03:39:33 PM  
But we know foor certain which hand he uses to masturbate.

So, what do people with no hands do?
 
2013-03-20 03:44:34 PM  

wambu: But we know foor certain which hand he uses to masturbate.

So, what do people with no hands do?


...rely on someone to give them a hand?
 
2013-03-20 04:38:22 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: wambu: But we know foor certain which hand he uses to masturbate.

So, what do people with no hands do?

...rely on someone to give them a hand?


i55.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-21 10:07:03 AM  

Giltric: Came for Hollywood Knights references, leaving satisfied.

/Turk came too


But not satisfied enough to vote? ;-(
 
2013-03-21 01:49:01 PM  

StrikitRich: Giltric: Came for Hollywood Knights references, leaving satisfied.

/Turk came too

But not satisfied enough to vote? ;-(



Hah sorry. I thought those were for people with multiple alts and low self esteem.


Voted plurally.
 
2013-03-22 08:10:25 AM  

Giltric: StrikitRich: Giltric: Came for Hollywood Knights references, leaving satisfied.

/Turk came too

But not satisfied enough to vote? ;-(


Hah sorry. I thought those were for people with multiple alts and low self esteem.


Voted plurally.


You forgot to include low user numbers on your list ;)
 
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