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(Motorsports Talk)   Westboro Baptist Church to picket NASCAR race, because God hates left turns   (motorsportstalk.nbcsports.com) divider line 54
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2013-03-20 05:33:27 AM
Why?  It's a well known fact that there has never been a gay NASCAR driver, crew member or fan.  Carbon monoxide cures you of the queer.
 
2013-03-20 05:57:42 AM
NASCARs not really straight.. they are turning quite a bit.

I'd say they probably love dragracing, but...
 
2013-03-20 07:45:14 AM
Oh, this will end well. A bunch of protesters waving offensive signs in front of thousands of drunk rednecks amped up on the sound of those magnificent engines.

If there's a crash (crosses fingers) all of the protesters will be introduced to some "southern hospitality"
 
2013-03-20 07:53:06 AM
God
Hates
Fans


 
2013-03-20 08:14:08 AM
They'll cancel at the last minute.
 
2013-03-20 08:29:45 AM
Queers4Gears

So much for stereotypes.
 
2013-03-20 08:53:30 AM
Attention whores want attention.  And litigants want to litigate.
 
2013-03-20 09:20:37 AM
I would have gone for the God Hates Flags angle on that headline, but to each his own. NTTAWWT
 
2013-03-20 09:27:18 AM
hmm, a well known group that has a long long history of shiatting all over the troops going to a NASCAR event in a very visible way. What could possibly go wrong?

I hope they do not chicken out and take the beatdown of a lifetime.
 
2013-03-20 09:32:39 AM
GOD
LIKES
REAL
SPORTS
 
2013-03-20 09:42:07 AM

relaxitsjustme: Why?  It's a well known fact that there has never been a gay NASCAR driver, crew member or fan.  Carbon monoxide cures you of the queer.


I see Gaytona.com hasn't been updated since 2011, which makes me more than a little sad.
 
2013-03-20 09:48:15 AM
First off, justdontlook.jpg.

Second off, I wonder sometimes why people don't try to counter-sue that group.  They're clearly trying to incite whatever fight comes to them, so they can get their lawyer-money on.  And yet they keep winning in court, probably because they know which jurisdictions to actually go for and which to steer clear of (for avoiding "activist judges," they'd probably say).  Just makes no sense to me that people keep this cycle going over and over again.

\and in case you're wondering, I've decided that I'm not naming them ever again in a post
\\they don't deserve to ever be named
 
2013-03-20 09:52:00 AM

FriarReb98: Second off, I wonder sometimes why people don't try to counter-sue that group.  They're clearly trying to incite whatever fight comes to them, so they can get their lawyer-money on.  And yet they keep winning in court, probably because they know which jurisdictions to actually go for and which to steer clear of (for avoiding "activist judges," they'd probably say).  Just makes no sense to me that people keep this cycle going over and over again.


Alternatively, these people that do mass shootings...why not be productive with 'em? Ship 'em to wherever those morons are. Then we can at least not feel too bad about discussing the shooter in the national media.
 
2013-03-20 09:58:03 AM
Shouldn't WBC be put to death for working on Sunday?
 
2013-03-20 09:59:25 AM

FriarReb98: First off, justdontlook.jpg.

Second off, I wonder sometimes why people don't try to counter-sue that group.  They're clearly trying to incite whatever fight comes to them, so they can get their lawyer-money on.  And yet they keep winning in court, probably because they know which jurisdictions to actually go for and which to steer clear of (for avoiding "activist judges," they'd probably say).  Just makes no sense to me that people keep this cycle going over and over again.

\and in case you're wondering, I've decided that I'm not naming them ever again in a post
\\they don't deserve to ever be named


Because counter-suing is what these guys want... they want attention.   If the media would ignore them... everyone walking past them would ignore them... they'd be gone in a year.    The group's only source of nourishment is attention, and unfortunately, they get plenty of it, because people are too ignorant to realize they just need to be ignored to go away.
 
2013-03-20 10:01:07 AM

sammyk: hmm, a well known group that has a long long history of shiatting all over the troops going to a NASCAR event in a very visible way. What could possibly go wrong?

I hope they do not chicken out and take the beatdown of a lifetime.


I think this is their goal. They are probably running low on funds and need a good lawsuit to make ends meet. They want an altercation so they can sue the venue, NASCAR, the promoters and of course the person who kicks their ass (who will most likely be piss poor).
 
2013-03-20 10:20:17 AM
img58.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-20 10:33:56 AM
It's hard to know who to root against here.  Whoever wins, we all lose.
 
2013-03-20 10:36:19 AM
isiria.files.wordpress.com

Explains why those people asking for one go unanswered.
 
2013-03-20 10:46:04 AM
These f*ckwits are almost enough to make me favor drone strikes on US soil
 
2013-03-20 10:51:25 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: These f*ckwits are almost enough to make me favor drone strikes on US soil


Yeah, NASCAR fans can be annoying, but the real problem is the WBC.
 
2013-03-20 10:51:28 AM
I'd like to protest that there are now two races at that snooze fest of a track.
 
2013-03-20 10:57:41 AM

FirstNationalBastard: MaudlinMutantMollusk: These f*ckwits are almost enough to make me favor drone strikes on US soil

Yeah, NASCAR fans can be annoying, but the real problem is the WBC.


Heh... nice
 
2013-03-20 11:09:29 AM

relaxitsjustme: It's a well known fact that there has never been a gay NASCAR driver, crew member or fan.


www.sportsposterwarehouse.com
 
2013-03-20 11:10:02 AM

dletter: FriarReb98: First off, justdontlook.jpg.

Second off, I wonder sometimes why people don't try to counter-sue that group.  They're clearly trying to incite whatever fight comes to them, so they can get their lawyer-money on.  And yet they keep winning in court, probably because they know which jurisdictions to actually go for and which to steer clear of (for avoiding "activist judges," they'd probably say).  Just makes no sense to me that people keep this cycle going over and over again.

\and in case you're wondering, I've decided that I'm not naming them ever again in a post
\\they don't deserve to ever be named

Because counter-suing is what these guys want... they want attention money.   If the media would ignore them... everyone walking past them would ignore them... they not only didn't get a dime from lawsuits, but started to bleed funds like a punctured aorta, they'd be gone in a year.    The group's only source of nourishment is attention money, and unfortunately, they get plenty of it, because people are too ignorant to realize they just need to be ignored to go away.


ftfy
 
2013-03-20 11:18:03 AM

Kurmudgeon: relaxitsjustme: It's a well known fact that there has never been a gay NASCAR driver, crew member or fan.

[www.sportsposterwarehouse.com image 325x205]


They've toned it down a bit...

assets.speedtv.com

Maybe it's because of the hot wife...

blogs.babycenter.com
 
2013-03-20 11:27:54 AM

mjones73: Kurmudgeon: relaxitsjustme: It's a well known fact that there has never been a gay NASCAR driver, crew member or fan.

[www.sportsposterwarehouse.com image 325x205]

They've toned it down a bit...

[assets.speedtv.com image 400x225]

Maybe it's because of the hot wife...

[blogs.babycenter.com image 400x600]


You can tell he's evil. Look at him stroking his beard.
 
2013-03-20 11:28:47 AM

OtherLittleGuy: dletter: FriarReb98: First off, justdontlook.jpg.

Second off, I wonder sometimes why people don't try to counter-sue that group.  They're clearly trying to incite whatever fight comes to them, so they can get their lawyer-money on.  And yet they keep winning in court, probably because they know which jurisdictions to actually go for and which to steer clear of (for avoiding "activist judges," they'd probably say).  Just makes no sense to me that people keep this cycle going over and over again.

\and in case you're wondering, I've decided that I'm not naming them ever again in a post
\\they don't deserve to ever be named

Because counter-suing is what these guys want... they want attention money.   If the media would ignore them... everyone walking past them would ignore them... they not only didn't get a dime from lawsuits, but started to bleed funds like a punctured aorta, they'd be gone in a year.    The group's only source of nourishment is attention money, and unfortunately, they get plenty of it, because people are too ignorant to realize they just need to be ignored to go away.

ftfy


Agree with you crossout, but, the only way they don't get money on lawsuits is if everyone lets them do their  "thing" but ignores them.... the lawsuits come from the confrontations and being "blocked out" of protesting.   Yes, the ultimate nourishment is the "money", but, the money comes from the attention... the attention is the root cause.  Remove that, they wither away.
 
2013-03-20 11:41:49 AM
Could we possibly re-calibrate the idols to, oh I don't know, drop a meteorite on their building?  Sure it'd let He Who Shall Not Be Named win, but damnit it'd be worth it!
 
2013-03-20 12:11:23 PM
Who doesn't hate left turns?   Go WBC?

/ i keed i keed
/// slashies come in threes
 
2013-03-20 12:20:26 PM
The WBC picketed my house. They didn't do too bad of a job:

www.cotewrites.com
 
2013-03-20 12:25:44 PM
Hmm, NASCAR and Westboro are both truly awful things, so perhaps some good might come of this yet.  Let's not be so dismissive until we see the results.  I mean, what if NASCAR decides to shut down because they're tired of being picketed?  Everybody wins!
 
2013-03-20 12:52:33 PM

relaxitsjustme: Why?  It's a well known fact that there has never been a gay NASCAR driver, crew member or fan.  Carbon monoxide cures you of the queer.


www.mikemulhern.net
 
2013-03-20 01:09:10 PM
heh they are stepping up there game now , they are going to try to piss off the entire southern US in one master stroke.
 
2013-03-20 02:07:22 PM

Kurmudgeon: relaxitsjustme: It's a well known fact that there has never been a gay NASCAR driver, crew member or fan.

[www.sportsposterwarehouse.com image 325x205]


Tad_Waxpole: relaxitsjustme: Why?  It's a well known fact that there has never been a gay NASCAR driver, crew member or fan.  Carbon monoxide cures you of the queer.

[www.mikemulhern.net image 600x400]


You're both wrong.....

i.usatoday.net
 
2013-03-20 02:24:20 PM
God hates Jimmy Johnson.
 
2013-03-20 02:31:35 PM

dentalhilljack: Kurmudgeon: relaxitsjustme: It's a well known fact that there has never been a gay NASCAR driver, crew member or fan.

[www.sportsposterwarehouse.com image 325x205]

Tad_Waxpole: relaxitsjustme: Why?  It's a well known fact that there has never been a gay NASCAR driver, crew member or fan.  Carbon monoxide cures you of the queer.

[www.mikemulhern.net image 600x400]

You're both wrong.....


DeLana Harvick would like a word. I'm on my phone, or I'd post the link.
 
2013-03-20 02:59:47 PM
8 to 10 am?? Bad time to protest.
The 'necks will still be milking the cows and slopping the pigs .....
 
2013-03-20 03:32:19 PM
Are you sure you meant picket and not recruit?
 
2013-03-20 03:47:28 PM
If they had any balls at all, the would picket at Talladega or Darlington. Or the night race at Bristol. And bring a god hates Earnhardt sign.
 
2013-03-20 04:18:27 PM
manteresting.com

/oblig
 
2013-03-20 04:33:21 PM
i640.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-20 04:58:21 PM

dentalhilljack: Kurmudgeon: relaxitsjustme: It's a well known fact that there has never been a gay NASCAR driver, crew member or fan.

[www.sportsposterwarehouse.com image 325x205]

Tad_Waxpole: relaxitsjustme: Why?  It's a well known fact that there has never been a gay NASCAR driver, crew member or fan.  Carbon monoxide cures you of the queer.

[www.mikemulhern.net image 600x400]

You're both wrong.....


Nope. Tony is going through life banging as many hot blondes as he can, and doing a damn fine job of it too.
 
2013-03-20 05:40:20 PM
All that and none of you mentioned Tim Richmond?
 
2013-03-20 05:52:53 PM
They're going to picket from 8am - 10am???  What's the point?
 
2013-03-20 05:58:52 PM

Snarfangel: The WBC picketed my house. They didn't do too bad of a job:

[www.cotewrites.com image 450x337]


That looks FAAAAAAAB-U-LOUUUSSS!
 
2013-03-20 07:40:55 PM
If there was ever a time when we needed someone to get hit by an errant flying engine...
 
2013-03-20 10:02:56 PM
 
2013-03-20 10:32:41 PM
I can only image the amount of beer cans hurled at them.  Being a NASCAR fan we usually start drinking around 8am at the races.
 
2013-03-21 08:30:13 AM

laid back w/bud light: I can only image the amount of beer cans hurled at them.  Being a NASCAR fan we usually start drinking around 8am at the races.


But, doesn't going to drink that early keep you from your job?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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