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(FilmDrunk)   Sarah Silverman's playing a Christian prostitute in a Seth MacFarlane western. Wrap your brain around that one   (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) divider line 64
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2013-03-20 08:38:18 AM
10% of the money shot has to go to the church
 
2013-03-20 09:20:01 AM
Sweet.

This ought'a be good.

Nothing will ever beat Blazing Saddles, though.
 
2013-03-20 09:21:07 AM
A Christian prostitute? Is she in the House or the Senate?
 
2013-03-20 09:23:55 AM
Mary Magdalene approves.
 
2013-03-20 09:25:26 AM

Bullroarer_Took: Nothing will ever beat Blazing Saddles, though.


This has a chance to top that ones musical number though
 
2013-03-20 09:27:29 AM
She's going to have to be in makeup by 5 a.m. every day. She looks really Jewish. NTTAWTT.
 
2013-03-20 09:44:59 AM
Sources say Silverman would play the town's well-worn prostitute, who engages in all sorts of lewd activities but refuses to have sex with her fiancé (Ribisi), believing that as Christians the couple should wait until marriage before lying down together.

Sounds like a movie about the Republican National Convention. Haven't we had enough?
 
2013-03-20 09:48:14 AM
Oh sign me up to be one of SS's 'extras'...

/gangbang scene, right?
 
2013-03-20 09:52:31 AM
Twenty years too late.

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2013-03-20 10:04:03 AM
if it puts her in something tight and she doesn't speak...
 
2013-03-20 10:04:08 AM
Maybe doggy style now.
Otherwise, meh.

/Yes, 20 years too late.
 
2013-03-20 10:11:07 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Maybe doggy style now.
Otherwise, meh.

/Yes, 20 years too late.


I disagree, I'd fark the jew out of her.
 
2013-03-20 10:16:46 AM

ChrisDe: She's going to have to be in makeup by 5 a.m. every day. She looks really Jewish. NTTAWTT.


You know who else looked jewish?
 
2013-03-20 10:31:05 AM
Sarah Silverman, I loved Madeline Kahn, I worshipped Madeline Kahn, Madeline Kahn was a fantasy of mine, Sarah Silverman  you are no Madeline Kahn.

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2013-03-20 10:33:16 AM
I 'd show her my God-head.
 
2013-03-20 10:48:03 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: HotIgneous Intruder: Maybe doggy style now.
Otherwise, meh.

/Yes, 20 years too late.

I disagree, I'd fark the jew out of her.


/if jew know what I mean?
//eh?
///eh?
 
2013-03-20 10:48:58 AM
I'd be more impressed if she was playing a Muslim prostitute.

But then neither her nor McFarland have the political or cultural courage to do that.
 
2013-03-20 10:51:41 AM
Seth MacFarlane + Sarah Silverman + Christian prostitute = in-depth discussion of her genitals, STD's, and underaged clients while poking fun at Jesus.
 
2013-03-20 10:53:06 AM
Well-worn prostitute? How did that role not go to Chelsea Handler?
 
2013-03-20 10:54:57 AM
There is a racist joke about a Jewish prostitute here somewhere but damned if I can find it...
 
2013-03-20 10:59:47 AM

Pentaxian: Sarah Silverman, I loved Madeline Kahn, I worshipped Madeline Kahn, Madeline Kahn was a fantasy of mine, Sarah Silverman  you are no Madeline Kahn.

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Lilly Lilly legs Lilly...
 
2013-03-20 11:01:40 AM

EyeballKid: A Christian prostitute? Is she in the House or the Senate?


*A CLAP THAT STARTS SLOW BUT SOON BECOMES SO THUNDEROUS, THE SOUND OF IT WILL EVENTUALLY BE HEARD BY THE ALIENS THAT INHABIT ALPHA CENTAURI*
 
2013-03-20 11:04:08 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: HotIgneous Intruder: Maybe doggy style now.
Otherwise, meh.

/Yes, 20 years too late.

I disagree, I'd fark the jew out of her.


And I'd fark it riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight back in.

// after she showers
 
2013-03-20 11:09:26 AM

Burr: There is a racist joke about a Jewish prostitute here somewhere but damned if I can find it...


Just the tip?
 
2013-03-20 11:20:10 AM

LowbrowDeluxe: Burr: There is a racist joke about a Jewish prostitute here somewhere but damned if I can find it...

Just the tip?


Ahh, there is one!
 
2013-03-20 11:26:09 AM
Dr Dreidel:
// after she showers

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2013-03-20 11:28:13 AM
Not sure how much is surgery/makeup/whatever, but she's really pretty for a woman her age.

Until she opens her mouth.
 
2013-03-20 11:31:15 AM

douchebag/hater: I'd be more impressed if she was playing a Muslim prostitute.

But then neither her nor McFarland have the political or cultural courage to do that.


Your mother does though...
 
2013-03-20 11:32:47 AM
Extra twist: it's not a comedy
 
2013-03-20 11:41:50 AM
Silverman playing a Christian prostitute?  Okay.  I'll bet she plays it like a Jew, though... or at least Jew-ish.
 
2013-03-20 11:42:09 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Twenty years too late.

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My thoughts exactly.
 
2013-03-20 11:44:32 AM

Burr: There is a racist joke about a Jewish prostitute here somewhere but damned if I can find it...


Something about long noses and haggling over price?
 
2013-03-20 11:48:07 AM
Nothing wrong with her age, from my view.  Seems she's barely a month older than me.
 
2013-03-20 11:56:22 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Twenty years too late.

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Yea, at least twenty years.
 
2013-03-20 12:10:07 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Quantum Apostrophe: Twenty years too late.

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Yea, at least twenty years.


So her prices shouldn't be too high... right? Because I'm on a budget.
 
2013-03-20 12:39:25 PM
christian nun prostitute

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2013-03-20 01:42:04 PM

Sybarite: Well-worn prostitute? How did that role not go to Chelsea Handler?


Look, if you want a well worn christian prostitute played by a Jewish person, why not go with Lisa Eddelstein?

She has that "slightly more mature" look, and is way more attractive then Silverman IMO (at least she is aging better)
 
2013-03-20 01:51:50 PM
Am I missing something? What's all this talk about Sarah Silverman looking old and haggard? Last time I saw her I thought she looked good, especially for being in her early 40's.
 
2013-03-20 01:54:27 PM
Lotta Jay leno/studman69 in this thread.

/just buy some earplugs and stop being a pussy.
 
2013-03-20 01:55:35 PM

Evil-Imposter: Am I missing something? What's all this talk about Sarah Silverman looking old and haggard? Last time I saw her I thought she looked good, especially for being in her early 40's.


Beats me.
 
2013-03-20 01:58:33 PM

Evil-Imposter: Am I missing something? What's all this talk about Sarah Silverman looking old and haggard? Last time I saw her I thought she looked good, especially for being in her early 40's.


Agreed

Image linked below  is definitely Not Safe For Work

http://bostondrunks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/sarah-silverman-n ud e.jpg
 
2013-03-20 02:43:40 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Quantum Apostrophe: Twenty years too late.

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Yea, at least twenty years.


I'm always seeing that pic as some sort of example of how horrible she looks. To me she looks like a normal chick in a swimsuit. I wouldn't say no.
 
2013-03-20 02:52:08 PM

Principal Clarinet: Evil-Imposter: Am I missing something? What's all this talk about Sarah Silverman looking old and haggard? Last time I saw her I thought she looked good, especially for being in her early 40's.

Agreed

Image linked below  is definitely Not Safe For Work

http://bostondrunks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/sarah-silverman-n ud e.jpg

 
2013-03-20 02:59:48 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Quantum Apostrophe: Twenty years too late.

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Yea, at least twenty years.


Well the swimsuit is awful, but she is very hittable Sir Sharpknees.
 
2013-03-20 03:12:48 PM
If she is going to be nude I hope this time she is meant to be in shape and not like last time where she was meant to be out of shape.
 
2013-03-20 03:17:53 PM
Silverman is not funny. She is a tacky, crass woman who desperately wants to be one of the boys. I almost feel sorry for her.
 
2013-03-20 03:32:47 PM
Looks good with her clothes on.
 
2013-03-20 03:36:06 PM
She is one of the all-too-common new breed of comedians who want to imitate the masters who came before them.  They see that giants like Pryor and Carlin used profanity and shock-value in their acts, so they think "Wow, I'll do even *more* of that!"  Unfortunately, in the process of ramping up the crudeness and "edginess", they seem to forget one little thing: oh yeah, to also be funny.

As Ebert is fond of saying, they know the notes but not the music.

(All the above applies to MacFarlane too, so I guess they're made for each other.)
 
2013-03-20 03:43:58 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Maybe doggy style now.
Otherwise, meh.

/Yes, 20 years too late.


There is a clip on the internets of some movie which she has an extended locker room shower scene with Michelle Williams and some other chick.  Based on that evidence, I have to say, yes, yes, I certainly would
 
2013-03-20 04:18:04 PM

Magorn: HotIgneous Intruder: Maybe doggy style now.
Otherwise, meh.

/Yes, 20 years too late.

There is a clip on the internets of some movie which she has an extended locker room shower scene with Michelle Williams and some other chick.  Based on that evidence, I have to say, yes, yes, I certainly would


The polite thing to do is provide a link to such videos.
 
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