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(New York Daily News)   Woman who pushed her husband out of a 17th floor window blames break-away glass   (nydailynews.com) divider line 22
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2013-03-20 10:11:46 AM
3 votes:
That's like the time my first wife died while she was cleaning my gun.
It also reminds me of when my second wife drowned in our toilet.
Then there was the incident when, oh and this was funny, my third wife stepped backward and over the edge at the Grand Canyon while I was trying to take her picture.
My fourth wife -- don't even get me started on trying to explain why she would bake a cyanide cake.
And then just last night, my fifth wife choked to death on her vibrator. I have no idea what she was trying to do.

Anyway, that means I'm single ladies.
2013-03-20 08:15:27 AM
3 votes:
There needs to be a hot/defenestration scale.
2013-03-20 11:43:38 AM
2 votes:

xcv: Maud Dib: reillan: EZ Writer: Rapmaster2000: Tulsa has a 17 story building?  That must be one big Wal-Mart.

This

:p

Tulsa has this.

At 203 m (667 ft) in height, the 52-story tower was the tallest building in any of the five "Plains States".

WOW.
I'll bet you can see it all the way from the feed lot.

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The university building even looks like how I imagine grain silos look


Tulsa became an alternate universe in 1963.  Tulsa has an alternate 2013 that looks the way the future was supposed to look.
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These are the cars of Tulsa.

blog.nwautos.com
2013-03-20 11:05:46 AM
2 votes:

reillan: EZ Writer: Rapmaster2000: Tulsa has a 17 story building?  That must be one big Wal-Mart.

This

:p

Tulsa has this.

"

At 203 m (667 ft) in height, the 52-story tower was the tallest building in any of the five "Plains States"

That's like being the fastest kid in the Special Olympics...
2013-03-20 10:18:16 AM
2 votes:

Generation_D: So why have "breakaway glass" on a 17th floor?


What? You want people to cut themselves on glass shards? Far safer to have an entire section of building snap off and break away.

It's time for a ban on fully automatic assault windows. And blonde chicks built like linebackers.

/BTW, dear Daily News, it's "rationale", not "rational".
2013-03-20 10:11:21 AM
2 votes:

Mr Guy: Wait, on what possibly grounds do they have for asking the repairman if he feared the lady he was working for, the one time he had contact with her?  How on earth is that relevant information?

What did the line of questioning go like:

Attorney:  So that biatch, kinda crazy eyes right?
Rosala:  biatches be crazy.


As the 12 men of the jury nod knowingly.
2013-03-20 10:07:39 AM
2 votes:

abhorrent1: But Rosales also told the jury that he feared that Amber Hilberling might push him through the broken window after he entered.
Seems odd. Why would he think that? Did he assume she was going on a "Push people out the window" spree?


"Oh my god!  I pushed my husband out the window!  Quit fix it because the RUSH!  OH MY GOD THE RUSHFIX THAT WINDOW YOU GLORIOUS FALLING BASTARD."

He only wrote it down, because it seemed like it was going to come up later.
2013-03-20 10:05:21 AM
2 votes:
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So - d'ya feel better now, little girl?
2013-03-20 10:02:44 AM
2 votes:

abhorrent1: But Rosales also told the jury that he feared that Amber Hilberling might push him through the broken window after he entered.
Seems odd. Why would he think that? Did he assume she was going on a "Push people out the window" spree?


He probably has experience with pregnant ladies.
2013-03-20 10:00:39 AM
2 votes:
Wait, on what possibly grounds do they have for asking the repairman if he feared the lady he was working for, the one time he had contact with her?  How on earth is that relevant information?

What did the line of questioning go like:

Attorney:  So that biatch, kinda crazy eyes right?
Rosala:  biatches be crazy.
2013-03-20 09:56:48 AM
2 votes:
Tulsa has a 17 story building?  That must be one big Wal-Mart.
2013-03-20 08:06:55 PM
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: Random Anonymous Blackmail: you cannot expect a pane of glass to support the weight of a human being.

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That's not expectation, that's FAITH. Screw that.
2013-03-20 11:40:51 AM
1 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: you cannot expect a pane of glass to support the weight of a human being.


blog.pilkingtonselfcleaningglass.co.uk
2013-03-20 11:36:38 AM
1 votes:

lack of warmth: PoochUMD: According to another article, she was abusive to him, told his parents that if they stayed together she'd probably end up killing him and the fight happened after she found out he packed his bags and was leaving her.

Doesn't sound like self defense to me.

Did she send the bags with him?


She shoved the bags into his arms and that's what propelled him out the window. The bags were filled with gold and when he hit the ground all the nearby villagers raided the bounty. Then Robin swung into the window and fought the Sheriff, killing him with the dagger he had earlier gifted to Marian. The witch was about to finish them off but then Azeem, sensing what was going on like a glass repairman with the powers of Spider-man, burst through the door and hurled his knife through her unholy chest. His promise has been fulfilled.

You know it's true...everything I do...
2013-03-20 11:17:18 AM
1 votes:

SmackLT: ...and gravity


Not scientifically valid - it's only a theory. Just like evolution.

TEACH THE CONTROVERSY.
2013-03-20 10:53:46 AM
1 votes:

buckler: And in related news:

RELATED: CALIFORNIA WOMAN TRIED TO CUT HUSBAND'S PENIS WITH SCISSORS, COPS


I saw that. Wondering how you use a cop to cut a penis? Does the cop carry a pen15 knife?
2013-03-20 10:52:13 AM
1 votes:

Egoy3k: There are very specific building codes pertaining to the glass used in highrise buildings for this very reason but a building not being built to code does not mean that you can kill people with impunity. What this is going to come down to is if she expected the glass to break or not. If she had a reasonable expectation that the glass would not break then she's safe, if not then not. She's going to have to take the stand a convince the jury. Good news for her shes a woman and she isn't ugly. She'll probably walk.


If she is still pregnant, then it is more of a waddle.
2013-03-20 10:26:54 AM
1 votes:

WhyKnot: Mr Guy: abhorrent1: But Rosales also told the jury that he feared that Amber Hilberling might push him through the broken window after he entered.
Seems odd. Why would he think that? Did he assume she was going on a "Push people out the window" spree?

"Oh my god!  I pushed my husband out the window!  Quit fix it because the RUSH!  OH MY GOD THE RUSH!  FIX THAT WINDOW YOU GLORIOUS FALLING BASTARD."

He only wrote it down, because it seemed like it was going to come up later.

Like a lion she stalked her prey, waiting for him to drop his guard ever so slightly. As Rosala examined the broken shares of glass that littered the now destroyed living, he felt her warm breath on the back of his neck.

"Sure would be tragic if you fell out of the window similar to my husband"


All I saw was the dame standing there in the glare of the fluorescents waving her arms like a huge puppet and the curse I spit out filled the apartment and my own ears. I wrenched the door knob over, felt the latch start to slide, brought it out with a splash of power and almost ran up the side of a wall as the door fishtailed. The chain bit in, gouging a furrow in the door jamb, then jumped to the end of the latch and held.

Somehow I had managed a sweeping curve around the babe, and opened the door. For a few seconds she had been living on stolen time because instead of getting out of the way she had tried to stay in the path of the lock stile. I stood there and let myself shake. The butt that had fallen out of my mouth had burned a hole in the leg of my pants and I flipped it out the window. The stink of burned cigarettes and cheap booze hung in the air like smoke and I was thinking of every damn thing I ever wanted to say to a hairbrained woman so I could have it ready when I got my hands on her.

That was as far as I got. She was there in the apartment beside me, the door slammed shut and she said, "Thanks, mister."

I knew the dame was bad news. Real bad news.
2013-03-20 10:12:54 AM
1 votes:

Mr Guy: abhorrent1: But Rosales also told the jury that he feared that Amber Hilberling might push him through the broken window after he entered.
Seems odd. Why would he think that? Did he assume she was going on a "Push people out the window" spree?

"Oh my god!  I pushed my husband out the window!  Quit fix it because the RUSH!  OH MY GOD THE RUSH!  FIX THAT WINDOW YOU GLORIOUS FALLING BASTARD."

He only wrote it down, because it seemed like it was going to come up later.


Like a lion she stalked her prey, waiting for him to drop his guard ever so slightly. As Rosala examined the broken shares of glass that littered the now destroyed living, he felt her warm breath on the back of his neck.

"Sure would be tragic if you fell out of the window similar to my husband"
2013-03-20 09:29:57 AM
1 votes:
I blame society.
2013-03-20 09:26:53 AM
1 votes:
So why have "breakaway glass" on a 17th floor?
2013-03-20 08:41:35 AM
1 votes:
If the sexes were reversed, there wouldn't be much sympathy. "Your honor, sure, I pushed my wife through the window, but it was too thin! I thought it would bounce her back like a trampoline."

So in the interests of equality and public order, put her away.
 
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