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(KHOU Houston)   Sure, you may have had to walk there uphill, both ways, in the snow, but at least your school wasn't infested with aggressive bats. "They're in the hallways chasing people"   (khou.com) divider line 10
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2013-03-20 09:17:50 AM
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i.i.com.com
2013-03-20 08:27:10 AM
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art.penny-arcade.com

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2013-03-20 08:13:03 AM
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Pfft.  These kids are living in the lap of freakin luxury.  When I was in school, the giant bats were an extra item on the lunch menu, and we would trade other, smaller children for them during recess.  WE had velociraptors roaming free in the hallways, and they were the hall monitors to make sure you got to class on time, or you were torn apart, your screams echoing throughout the shcool, (the raptors had headset microphones to broadcast your screams over the PA system), and the scraps and bones were fed to the bats.  Cycle of life, people.

Kids these days have it too easy.
2013-03-20 07:55:25 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-20 07:37:39 AM
2 votes:
I thought every school was infested with aggessive brats.
xcv
2013-03-20 08:15:34 AM
1 votes:
"My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter. I'm like, hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf."
2013-03-20 07:59:07 AM
1 votes:
28.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-20 07:53:34 AM
1 votes:
Jesus Christ, Cerrano!
2013-03-20 07:52:02 AM
1 votes:
They better give out some rabies vaccines (or at least the option to).  It is not uncommon for bats to be carriers of said disease.
/and it has just barely under a 100% mortality rate!  Two (2) people have survived it!  They were put into a coma to do it too.  Great odds.
2013-03-20 07:36:58 AM
1 votes:
I thought those bat eating spiders were EVERYWHERE!!1!!!

/guess not
 
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