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(NBC Sports)   Paternity suit dropped against Michael Jordan. It looks like there will be no heir Jordan   ( nbcsports.msnbc.com) divider line
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2013-03-20 08:23:22 AM  
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Have no idea what subby is talking about.
 
2013-03-20 08:28:32 AM  

EyeballKid: [images.usatoday.com image 245x248]
Have no idea what subby is talking about.


Yeah, there's still an Heir Jordan joke that could have been made, but saying "no heir Jordan" doesn't work for a man who already has sons.
 
2013-03-20 09:02:56 AM  
Done in one.
 
2013-03-20 11:00:13 AM  
I don't know what to think about that. The kid does look an awful lot like him.
 
2013-03-20 11:51:52 AM  
Bastards are never rightful heirs. They serve in the Black Watch. Watch some Game of Thrones already.
 
2013-03-20 12:59:47 PM  
There's my problem right there......I keep submitting headlines loosely based on widely accepted facts.  I'm gonna try a more dadaist approach to what is or isn't real and see if my green light rate improves.
 
2013-03-20 01:44:59 PM  
She probably heard his HOF acceptance speech and decided she didn't want her son associated with the asshole.
 
2013-03-20 05:03:45 PM  

The Muthaship: She probably heard his HOF acceptance speech and decided she didn't want her son associated with the asshole.


I forgot about that and just listened to it again. Man that guy was a insecure little prick. Which would be an incredibly hard act to keep up when everyone kisses your ass and calls you the greatest of all time.
 
2013-03-20 07:14:30 PM  
so, this lady now gets gloria allred. gets a paternity test. proves yes or no. then if yes, CHA-CHING.
 
2013-03-21 07:59:47 AM  

elguerodiablo: Man that guy was a insecure little prick. Which would be an incredibly hard act to keep up when everyone kisses your ass and calls you the greatest of all time.


When you get away with gambling on basketball games, you get a little arrogant.
 
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