TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I think she should play a dominatrix. Think about it.
Stantz: You know that whole 'Fifty Points for Gryffindor' thing was complete bullshiat created by the tabloids, yes?
stupiddream: Stantz: You know that whole 'Fifty Points for Gryffindor' thing was complete bullshiat created by the tabloids, yes?How about '50 Shades of Gryffindor' then? I'm sure it's out there but I'm too lazy to Google it.
Infernalist: [www.meh.ro image 455x664]I think she can pull it off.
Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 800x1056] [i.imgur.com image 799x1056]
indarwinsshadow: [www.superficialgallery.com image 300x225]
Fano: Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: He knows she'd be right for the project.Do you have the original?
Braindeath: I vote no one takes that role and it goes to Lindsey Lohan. I think she is perfect for the job in every way.
Dr Dreidel: Crewmannumber6: I'm usually against cosmetic surgery as a rule, but I'm willing to kick in $10 for her boob job.I bet, while not "smother your head" motorboatable, I could get 50hp from The Grangers. They look like an Anthrax album (it's up to you to get that joke).// willing to try, though// FOR SCIENCE!
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