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(Independent)   "Do you seriously think I'd do this?" If you ever want to stop people saying "fifty points for Gryffindor" then yeah   (independent.co.uk) divider line 70
    More: Sad, Emma Watson, Shades of Grey, Kenneth Branagh, Keira Knightley  
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2013-03-20 03:22:01 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I think she should play a dominatrix. Think about it.


Okay. Thinking about it.

Ummmmm


Be right back.
 
2013-03-20 03:35:15 PM

Stantz: You know that whole 'Fifty Points for Gryffindor' thing was complete bullshiat created by the tabloids, yes?


How about '50 Shades of Gryffindor' then?  I'm sure it's out there but I'm too lazy to Google it.
 
2013-03-20 03:43:48 PM

stupiddream: Stantz: You know that whole 'Fifty Points for Gryffindor' thing was complete bullshiat created by the tabloids, yes?

How about '50 Shades of Gryffindor' then?  I'm sure it's out there but I'm too lazy to Google it.


it's probably deeply entrenched in the billions of poorly written fanfics out there. She ends up with Malfoy, no doubt
 
2013-03-20 03:59:03 PM

Infernalist: [www.meh.ro image 455x664]

I think she can pull it off.


She'd be the bottom, not the top.

/Works for me, either way...
 
2013-03-20 05:03:31 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 800x1056] [i.imgur.com image 799x1056]


That first one is probably the hottest picture of Emma Watson I've ever seen.
 
2013-03-20 05:16:19 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 800x1056] [i.imgur.com image 799x1056]


sir... you just earned yourself a gold-toned favorite.

i seriously have spent the last ten minutes trying to remember how to type.
 
2013-03-20 05:28:23 PM
I thought you did the crappy softcore porn when your career had hit rock bottom.
 
2013-03-20 06:40:10 PM

indarwinsshadow: [www.superficialgallery.com image 300x225]


Once you post a picture of your girlfriend on the internet, it can never get removed. Just thought you should know.
 
2013-03-20 06:58:22 PM

Fano: Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: He knows she'd be right for the project.

Do you have the original?


Why yes I do.

www.ensemblesirius.com
 
2013-03-20 07:08:03 PM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-20 08:35:32 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 800x1056] [i.imgur.com image 799x1056]


So, what is this from, anywho?  Just a photo shoot, or a movie, or what?

I mean, there is porn, there is smut, and there is just plain hot and those are definitely the latter...
 
2013-03-20 08:42:26 PM
It just so happens that I've been watching the HP Rifftrax off and on for the last few days, so relax. I got this.

-I'd blast her with the end of my skrewt
-I'd Banges her Dervish
-I'd Flourish her Blotts
-I'd subscribe to her Quibbler
-I'd parsel her tongue
-I'd turn her bedroom into a Shrieking Shack

You're welcome.
 
2013-03-20 10:10:22 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 800x1056] [i.imgur.com image 799x1056]


More here: http://emmawatsonupdates.tumblr.com/
 
2013-03-21 12:39:12 AM

Braindeath: I vote no one takes that role and it goes to Lindsey Lohan. I think she is perfect for the job in every way.


No way, Lohan looks too sullied.

Selena Gomez for Anastasia, now that Emma has broken my heart (again).
 
2013-03-21 12:41:25 AM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 800x1056] [i.imgur.com image 799x1056]


OK, somethin's comin' out...

/where do I sign up for sex offender registry?
 
2013-03-21 01:53:02 AM

Wellon Dowd:  


Thankyou sooooooo much for posting those pics! I am literally about to pass out due to lack of blood flow.

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Thankyou again for your glorious contribution!
 
2013-03-21 03:42:11 AM
Well, THIS thread turned out much better than expected.
 
2013-03-21 06:46:55 PM
Christian Grey? Anastasia Steele? The person who wrote that book didn't even TRY to make it not sound like smut, did they?
 
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2013-03-21 10:22:35 PM
"Fifty Shades of Griffindor" would be a good porn parody name/concept.
 
2013-03-21 11:08:41 PM

Dr Dreidel: Crewmannumber6: I'm usually against cosmetic surgery as a rule, but I'm willing to kick in $10 for her boob job.

I bet, while not "smother your head" motorboatable, I could get 50hp from The Grangers. They look like an Anthrax album (it's up to you to get that joke).

// willing to try, though
// FOR SCIENCE!


So you're suggesting we should be Startin up a Posse to put a stop to the consmetic surgery crowd?

I'll join
 
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