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(Independent)   "Do you seriously think I'd do this?" If you ever want to stop people saying "fifty points for Gryffindor" then yeah   (independent.co.uk) divider line 70
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2013-03-20 09:25:20 AM  
A lot of guys would've been hufflepuffing while beating their bludgers.
 
2013-03-20 09:31:30 AM  

syrynxx: A lot of guys would've been hufflepuffing while beating their bludgers.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-20 09:31:37 AM  
This thread is already teeming with so-much-win, starting with headline.
 
2013-03-20 09:33:21 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-20 09:38:44 AM  
I'm usually against cosmetic surgery as a rule, but I'm willing to kick in $10 for her boob job.
 
2013-03-20 09:39:03 AM  
Good. I think we'd all prefer she get naked in a movie we wouldn't be embarrassed to watch.
 
2013-03-20 09:39:11 AM  

syrynxx: A lot of guys would've been hufflepuffing while beating their bludgers.


snitch snitch snitch
 
2013-03-20 09:42:08 AM  
api.ning.com

He knows she'd be right for the project.
 
2013-03-20 09:42:26 AM  

browntimmy: Good. I think we'd all prefer she get naked in a movie we wouldn't be embarrassed to watch.



Jpegs and anigifs on the internet has kept me abreast of all the nood scenes in these types of films for some time now.  Are you telling me you've been enduring the entirety of these terrible movies just to see a few moments of boobs?

And the two images of her that are above my comment just may be my favorite ones of her yet...
 
2013-03-20 09:44:15 AM  

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: [api.ning.com image 247x277]

He knows she'd be right for the project.


God help me....when this gag gets old I will know I no longer can have fun.
 
2013-03-20 09:44:39 AM  

Crewmannumber6: I'm usually against cosmetic surgery as a rule, but I'm willing to kick in $10 for her boob job.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-20 09:45:09 AM  

Skarekrough: Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: [api.ning.com image 247x277]

He knows she'd be right for the project.

God help me....when this gag gets old I will know I no longer can have fun.


It has some of the best staying power I've ever seen.
 
2013-03-20 09:50:20 AM  
www.superficialgallery.com
 
2013-03-20 09:51:42 AM  

Crewmannumber6: I'm usually against cosmetic surgery as a rule, but I'm willing to kick in $10 for her boob job.



Here we go:

Engorgio mammaries!
 
2013-03-20 10:07:17 AM  

browntimmy: Good. I think we'd all prefer she get naked in a movie we wouldn't be embarrassed to watch.


i think her casting would eliminate the embarrassment.
 
2013-03-20 10:19:59 AM  
I just watch her in "Perks of being a wallflower"    she is starting to grow as an actress.  50 shades would be a major setback
 
2013-03-20 10:20:07 AM  

Crewmannumber6: I'm usually against cosmetic surgery as a rule, but I'm willing to kick in $10 for her boob job.


I bet, while not "smother your head" motorboatable, I could get 50hp from The Grangers. They look like an Anthrax album (it's up to you to get that joke).

// willing to try, though
// FOR SCIENCE!
 
2013-03-20 10:24:30 AM  
The Anne Hathaway model seems to be the one that child actresses who want to be taken seriously as adults should emulate.
 
2013-03-20 10:28:23 AM  
I dont get it. She has to do a sleazy movie based on an awful book to legitimatize herself as an actress?
 
2013-03-20 10:40:27 AM  

Crewmannumber6: I'm usually against cosmetic surgery as a rule, but I'm willing to kick in $10 for her boob job.


I would have to examine them very thoroughly and repeatedly before I could consider donating.

/gotta research this shiat
 
2013-03-20 10:41:20 AM  
I vote no one takes that role and it goes to Lindsey Lohan. I think she is perfect for the job in every way.

Someone let Charlie Sheen know to get that set up.
 
2013-03-20 10:42:34 AM  

Wellon Dowd: syrynxx: A lot of guys would've been hufflepuffing while beating their bludgers.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1118]


Something about a cloak of invisibility and surprise butt-sex.

/I'm low on caffeine
//clever it up yourselves
 
2013-03-20 10:46:35 AM  

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: [api.ning.com image 247x277]

He knows she'd be right for the project.


Why prematurely blow up the bit?
 
2013-03-20 10:50:56 AM  

MooseMuffin: Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: [api.ning.com image 247x277]

He knows she'd be right for the project.

Why prematurely blow up the bit?


You're right, it is funnier to go through the whole exchange.
 
Ant
2013-03-20 11:00:13 AM  
Anastasia Steele? Christian Grey? These are the character names? That's farking hilarious! Self parody is the best parody.
 
2013-03-20 11:04:34 AM  

Ant: Anastasia Steele? Christian Grey? These are the character names? That's farking hilarious! Self parody is the best parody.


From what I hear the actual writing of the book is truly awful and yet the author is offering writing classes. I think they go something like this:

Step 1: Write something that get's bored housewives all hot and bothered.
Step 2: Sit back and wait.
Step 3: Profit.
 
2013-03-20 11:05:07 AM  

TheOriginalEd: I dont get it. She has to do a sleazy movie based on an awful book to legitimatize herself as an actress?


Apparently it's necessary in order to wash the embarrassment of starring in a beloved and critically acclaimed film series, which unoriginal assholes use to mock her.

BUT LOL BOOBS!
 
2013-03-20 11:05:44 AM  
Do'h!

get's = gets

/but you already knew that
 
2013-03-20 11:15:43 AM  

Crewmannumber6: I'm usually against cosmetic surgery as a rule, but I'm willing to kick in $10 for her boob job.


I'll give $20 for her to roshambo you as hard as she can.
 
2013-03-20 11:19:25 AM  

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: MooseMuffin: Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: [api.ning.com image 247x277]

He knows she'd be right for the project.

Why prematurely blow up the bit?

You're right, it is funnier to go through the whole exchange.


You could flip it. ask him for other derivative works involving that picture?
 
2013-03-20 11:23:35 AM  

Bullroarer_Took: Crewmannumber6: I'm usually against cosmetic surgery as a rule, but I'm willing to kick in $10 for her boob job.

I'll give $20 for her to roshambo you as hard as she can.


Great! Now I have to look up another word.
 
2013-03-20 11:29:39 AM  

Car_Ramrod: TheOriginalEd: I dont get it. She has to do a sleazy movie based on an awful book to legitimatize herself as an actress?

Apparently it's necessary in order to wash the embarrassment of starring in a beloved and critically acclaimed film series, which unoriginal assholes use to mock her.

BUT LOL BOOBS!


I think if she were in Fifty Shades of Grey, it would only get worse.  There would probably be  guys going to the theater and waiting for the nudity parts so they can yell out "Fifty points for Gryffindor!"
 
2013-03-20 11:57:40 AM  
Actually if she did the movie, and it was filmed properly, it would be more like "1000 points for Gryffindor!"
 
2013-03-20 12:07:55 PM  

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: [api.ning.com image 247x277]

He knows she'd be right for the project.


How? He's always facing the wrong way.....
 
2013-03-20 12:17:58 PM  

Digitalstrange: Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: [api.ning.com image 247x277]

He knows she'd be right for the project.

How? He's always facing the wrong way.....


Because he knows what's going on behind him, you dirty boy. That's why he's stepping in, to keep things decent. He's a gentleman, that Rock.
 
2013-03-20 12:25:13 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: Actually if she did the movie, and it was filmed properly, it would be more like "1000 points for Gryffindor!"


I hear Elizabeth Berkley thinks it's a great idea for a way shake that pesky wholesome image. Real career starter.
 
2013-03-20 12:40:21 PM  

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Car_Ramrod: TheOriginalEd: I dont get it. She has to do a sleazy movie based on an awful book to legitimatize herself as an actress?

Apparently it's necessary in order to wash the embarrassment of starring in a beloved and critically acclaimed film series, which unoriginal assholes use to mock her.

BUT LOL BOOBS!

I think if she were in Fifty Shades of Grey, it would only get worse.  There would probably be  guys going to the theater and waiting for the nudity parts so they can yell out "Fifty points for Gryffindor!"


Followed by, "Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
 
2013-03-20 12:56:34 PM  
It would be hotter if she played Mr. Grey.
 
2013-03-20 01:00:08 PM  
i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
ecl
2013-03-20 01:01:35 PM  

Car_Ramrod: TheOriginalEd: I dont get it. She has to do a sleazy movie based on an awful book to legitimatize herself as an actress?

Apparently it's necessary in order to wash the embarrassment of starring in a beloved and critically acclaimed film series, which unoriginal assholes use to mock her.

BUT LOL BOOBS!


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-20 01:57:24 PM  
www.meh.ro

I think she can pull it off.
 
2013-03-20 01:57:41 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: DoBeDoBeDo: Actually if she did the movie, and it was filmed properly, it would be more like "1000 points for Gryffindor!"

I hear Elizabeth Berkley thinks it's a great idea for a way shake that pesky wholesome image. Real career starter.



Alyssa Milano did it better. NSFW
 
2013-03-20 02:01:01 PM  

Infernalist: [www.meh.ro image 455x664]

I think she can pull it off.


*Heavy sigh* If only...
 
2013-03-20 02:24:16 PM  

Infernalist: [www.meh.ro image 455x664]

I think she can pull it off.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-20 02:40:34 PM  
You know that whole 'Fifty Points for Gryffindor' thing was complete bullshiat created by the tabloids, yes?
 
2013-03-20 02:40:45 PM  
If only this country operated under totalitarian rule, we could force her to do it
 
2013-03-20 03:05:10 PM  
Tip subby: the people stupid enough to say and/or yell that kind of shiat will ALWAYS yell or say that. Showing her boobs will not fix the fact those people are stupid.
 
2013-03-20 03:05:14 PM  

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: He knows she'd be right for the project.


Do you have the original?
 
2013-03-20 03:09:19 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Showing her boobs will not fix the fact those people are stupid.


Empirical research is required.
 
2013-03-20 03:18:41 PM  
I think she should play a dominatrix. Think about it.
 
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