If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Hanford Sentinel)   It's 106 miles to Hanford, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses ... ... hit it   (hanfordsentinel.com) divider line 29
    More: Dumbass, Reedley, pack of cigarettes, Officer Adam Barresi, Ford Crown Victoria, Fresno County, cigarettes, gas  
•       •       •

8063 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2013 at 4:06 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



29 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2013-03-20 12:16:04 AM  
The use of excessive force has been approved
 
2013-03-20 12:23:29 AM  
... Me and the Lord, we have an understanding ...... we are on a mission, from God ...
 
2013-03-20 12:40:07 AM  
They broke my watch!!!
 
2013-03-20 12:40:46 AM  
...the two women fled in a pink 1994 Ford Crown Victoria...
O_o
 
2013-03-20 12:57:45 AM  
The beer isn't free?
 
2013-03-20 01:42:23 AM  
dakotaeast.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-20 04:16:22 AM  
Who do you love?
 
2013-03-20 04:22:37 AM  
Will she go visit the penguin when she gets out?
 
2013-03-20 04:25:33 AM  

CaptSacto: ...the two women fled in a pink 1994 Ford Crown Victoria...
O_o


Getting more of a Thelma & Louise feel rather than Blues Brothers...
 
2013-03-20 04:27:44 AM  
OK, I'll hit it. How's this?

1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-03-20 04:38:56 AM  
Why do I get the feeling that as soon as she arrived at the jail, she jumped out of the vehicle and shouted, "Honey, I'm home!"

Ah, Hanford, an interesting budding little town.  Narry a dull moment to be had.
 
2013-03-20 05:12:05 AM  

Kittypie070: OK, I'll hit it. How's this?

[1-media-cdn.foolz.us image 429x288]


I'm disappointed that TFA didn't involve the Hanford I was thinking of.
 
2013-03-20 05:20:53 AM  
[dealwithit.gif]
 
2013-03-20 05:30:26 AM  
Pier One imports...
 
2013-03-20 05:50:58 AM  
Hanford? Is that close to Harrisonsolo?
 
2013-03-20 06:18:35 AM  
Wait, why wasn't the passenger arrested for theft?
 
2013-03-20 06:33:56 AM  
I have been to Hanford.  No one is rushing to get to Hanford.
 
2013-03-20 06:39:30 AM  
Hanford? That's where they got that Picasso.
 
2013-03-20 07:46:37 AM  
I had so much hope when TFA said "hard left onto mall drive"

/the new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.
 
2013-03-20 08:26:48 AM  

ladyfortuna: CaptSacto: ...the two women fled in a pink 1994 Ford Crown Victoria...
O_o

Getting more of a Thelma & Louise feel rather than Blues Brothers...


More like the daughters of the Blues Brothers.  Thelma & Louise drove a chick car then died, these girls drove a cop car with cop tranny, cop engine and cop tires.  That is why the cops weren't able to get the upper hand.

/odds are that it was a former cop car, no one buys those things from the lot.
//I have seen thousands of crown vic cop cars, I have seen less than five truly civilian crown vics.
 
2013-03-20 08:42:25 AM  
The lady didn't charge her for the first round, so they just assumed it was free.
 
2013-03-20 09:28:59 AM  

lack of warmth: I have seen thousands of crown vic cop cars, I have seen less than five truly civilian crown vics.


Most "civilian" ones are the Mercury Grand Marquis version.

/We've got both kinds of music: Country and Western.
 
2013-03-20 10:31:03 AM  

lack of warmth: More like the daughters of the Blues Brothers. Thelma & Louise drove a chick car then died, these girls drove a cop car with cop tranny, cop engine and cop tires. That is why the cops weren't able to get the upper hand.


And it was a model made before catalytic converters so it ran good on regular gas.
 
2013-03-20 11:35:42 AM  

Barfmaker: lack of warmth: More like the daughters of the Blues Brothers. Thelma & Louise drove a chick car then died, these girls drove a cop car with cop tranny, cop engine and cop tires. That is why the cops weren't able to get the upper hand.

And it was a model made before catalytic converters so it ran good on regular gas.


and it had SCMOTs
 
2013-03-20 12:07:35 PM  

NuttierThanEver: and it had SCMOTs


Uhh, it's  SCMODS

State
County
Municipal
Offender
Data
System
 
2013-03-20 12:35:17 PM  
Ah, Hanford. My hometown. Best ice cream in the world.

/hey. why does the tap water smell like rotten eggs. Still?
 
2013-03-20 02:43:16 PM  
Sorry guys, they mean the boring Hanford in California, not the scary Handford in Washington that has all the plutonium.
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-20 02:55:36 PM  
Ah, Home Sweet Home. I was wondering what the helicopter was doing that far outside of the city.
 
2013-03-21 08:12:55 AM  
I have always loved you
 
Displayed 29 of 29 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


Report