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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Man hospitalized after falling into toilet pit, had to make doo for 70 minutes until rescuers could get him out   (ajc.com) divider line 48
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2013-03-20 12:18:02 AM  
Still better than visiting New Jersey.
 
2013-03-20 12:28:38 AM  
Ain't that the shiats. Badum Tish. I'll be here all week folks. Don't forget to tip your waiter.
 
2013-03-20 12:31:44 AM  
Poop thread?
 
2013-03-20 12:40:26 AM  
Amazing how mis-spelling 1 word turns a headline into a classic.
 
2013-03-20 12:59:02 AM  
talk about being in deep doo doo!
 
2013-03-20 01:18:23 AM  
Maybe with all that experience he can get a job as an extra in the remake of Schindler's List, or Slumdog Millionaire.
 
2013-03-20 03:05:40 AM  
I bet he was pissed off

And on
 
2013-03-20 03:05:56 AM  
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I got the poo on me!
 
2013-03-20 03:13:42 AM  
I can't hear about or see those pit toilets ever again without remembering the story about a woman that threw a newborn in one.

/shiver
 
2013-03-20 03:15:21 AM  
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2013-03-20 03:15:41 AM  
Well crap
 
2013-03-20 03:15:47 AM  
My father once fell in a grease trap, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2013-03-20 03:16:04 AM  
Did it happen on Scaturday ? That would be an amazing coincidence .
 
2013-03-20 03:20:11 AM  
Article a few years back, , , , , Man tapes garbage bags over his feet and climbs down into pit toilet to watch the ladies do their thing.
He got caught when one lady looked into the pit and saw his face looking up.

/Reminds me of another article where in a pub guy is pissing into a urinal and sees an eye looking back. Perv went into a back room, disconnected the drain and stuck his face into the space to get pissed on.
//Sorry, not going to search for the links tonight. I'd waste a few hours looking at all the other perv articles that pop up.
 
2013-03-20 03:21:19 AM  
Awww man....  poop.
 
2013-03-20 03:22:04 AM  
Oh and the classic, moving the outhouse a few feet back at the crappy campground for the late night visitors.
Then returning it back after the victim climbs back out.
 
2013-03-20 03:30:07 AM  

wtfisthat: Ain't that the shiats. Badum Tish. I'll be here all week folks. Don't forget to tip your waiter.



Yeah, that was a real shiatty thing to happen.

/Try the veal
 
2013-03-20 03:31:40 AM  
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2013-03-20 03:34:07 AM  
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2013-03-20 03:38:09 AM  

RY28: Did it happen on Scaturday ? That would be an amazing coincidence .


I doubt it even happened.

What I'm saying is something about this story stinks.
 
2013-03-20 03:54:32 AM  
That stinks
 
2013-03-20 03:58:54 AM  
Despite what George Carlin said about swimming in the East River (IIRC), ... I hope this guy gets checked out for e. colie or MRSA or whatever else he might have picked up. *SHUDDER*
 
2013-03-20 04:00:25 AM  
Damn it. COLI. Bedtime...
 
2013-03-20 04:05:03 AM  
What a load crap

/low hanging poop
//errrr..fruit
 
2013-03-20 04:18:21 AM  
A childhood friend of mine lived in a wood cabin/house of sorts built out in a rural area. It was a pretty ramshackle place built by his father's own hands, I believed. Roomy, but the place leaned and was drafty. In any case, for its two floors and 4 occupants, there was but one bathroom, downstairs. The bathroom was quite literally a toilet seat placed on a walker set into the floor at chair level, over a hole cut into the floor. Waste went down into their open basement (which was really more just a dirt pit beneath their house. Reaked to high heavens.

Well, one day, we woke up and heard his cat meowing but couldn't find him anywhere.

Yep.
 
2013-03-20 04:50:15 AM  

Benjamin Orr: Well crap


I think I see what you did there. If you did something, bravo!
 
2013-03-20 04:58:23 AM  
JED! Someone dun fell into the toilet hole agin..
 
2013-03-20 05:47:26 AM  
In Germany, people pay good money for this experience.
 
2013-03-20 06:06:33 AM  
He's the ballsiest  out house cleaner in Fallujah we got!
 
2013-03-20 06:36:14 AM  
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He may have looked something like this after having fallen in.
 
2013-03-20 06:54:23 AM  

awalkingecho: A childhood friend of mine lived in a wood cabin/house of sorts built out in a rural area. It was a pretty ramshackle place built by his father's own hands, I believed. Roomy, but the place leaned and was drafty. In any case, for its two floors and 4 occupants, there was but one bathroom, downstairs. The bathroom was quite literally a toilet seat placed on a walker set into the floor at chair level, over a hole cut into the floor. Waste went down into their open basement (which was really more just a dirt pit beneath their house. Reaked to high heavens.

Well, one day, we woke up and heard his cat meowing but couldn't find him anywhere.

Yep.



Until you said basement I was thinking we had the same friend.  Theirs was a big 2 story with two big open rooms on top of each other with 4x4 beams as columns.  They had a bucket under a similar walker looking thing with a toilet seat.  The house was all DC with about 4 total little lights.  They did have a fridge outside and a bank of batteries they would jumper cable to the pickup for about an hour each night.  It was enough to run the small fridge and the lights for a day.  No running water, electric outlets, or phone.  Walls were 2x4 and thin plywood.  The roof was salvaged metal from an old barn so it already had nail holes in all the wrong places (drip drip drip).  Baths were outside on a plastic tarp with a bucket of soapy and a bucket of clean.  Once every two weeks or so they would all go to a campground to get a real shower.

When it rained my friend came to school wet if he forgot to put his clean clothes in a trash bag the night before.

I also knew a dude that lived in a teepee and a dude that lived in an 8'x8' cabin built into a hill so you could only see part of the front.  Just a door and a peephole.  The cabin dude only had a couple of teeth and they were green so we called him greenteeth.  He would always walk around naked.  He stalked tourist hikers on his property (he didn't own anything..  was just squatting on state land) and would shoot at trees near them.  He had a trickle of a stream that ran down about 20 feet from the cabin into an oil barrel with an old porcelain clawfoot tub in front of it and a hose faucet.  He would build a fire under the barrel and spend his days in that tub.

When they show that cialis commerical with the people in the tubs all I can think about is them making a crazy loner redneck version.  Something about when you are alone, in the woods, in your tub, and want to wack it you need to be ready.  He wouldn't be able to appreciate it though.  He blew his head off about 25 years ago.

I don't know where he took a dump.  Probably in the bathtub and just let it overflow out.
 
2013-03-20 07:05:11 AM  
"... an opening into a pit where human waste is left to decompose."

This is how a yuppie tries to describe an outhouse.
 
2013-03-20 07:32:24 AM  
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2013-03-20 07:34:29 AM  
FAIL: There is no such word as doo.

//Way too many other options for a poop headline than to start making up words.
 
2013-03-20 07:46:47 AM  
Manure? I HATE MANURE
 
2013-03-20 08:12:41 AM  
You go get him.
No... you go get him
I ain't going in there, you go get him
I got the last one, its your turn.
That was a farken cat in a tree and doesn't count.
Its still your turn.
Well I'm not going in, so there...
I should have called in sick today.
 
2013-03-20 08:22:27 AM  
Smart guy. When he fell in, he yelled "Fire! Fire" because he knew that no one would come running if he yelled"shiat! shiat!"
 
2013-03-20 08:50:40 AM  
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duties
 
2013-03-20 11:43:16 AM  
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2013-03-20 11:58:04 AM  

Oldiron_79: Manure? I HATE MANURE


Came for this...leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-20 12:00:32 PM  
 
2013-03-20 12:34:45 PM  
As someone who fell through the collapse lid of a septic tank, these replies sure are kicking me.
 
2013-03-20 01:03:19 PM  

sheep snorter: Reminds me of another article where in a pub guy is pissing into a urinal and sees an eye looking back. Perv went into a back room, disconnected the drain and stuck his face into the space to get pissed on.


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The All-Powerful Atheismo: RY28: Did it happen on Scaturday ? That would be an amazing coincidence .

I doubt it even happened.

What I'm saying is something about this story stinks.


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2013-03-20 03:42:03 PM  
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2013-03-20 03:44:57 PM  

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2013-03-21 05:19:17 AM  
But is it in his raccoon wounds?
 
2013-03-21 04:02:56 PM  

WeenerGord: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 442x398]


AHHHH!!!  I am scared of that WTF is that thing?!!!  x.O
 
2013-03-22 03:29:03 AM  

Skyday: WeenerGord: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 442x398]

AHHHH!!!  I am scared of that WTF is that thing?!!!  x.O


The flukeman from X Files
 
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