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(Travel + Leisure)   Does feeding stingrays in the Caymans lead to unwanted pregnancy? Steve Irwin unavailable for comment   (travelandleisure.com) divider line 42
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2013-03-19 09:27:28 PM
It is fun, though. A little freaky at first.
 
2013-03-19 09:29:37 PM
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Yes.
 
2013-03-19 09:31:30 PM
Truly disappointing story, no hot human/fish sex, no magical fish aphrodisical powers, nothing.
 
2013-03-19 09:31:59 PM
Those stingrays are pushy Mother Effers. They know you have fish food, and the just HIT you until you give it up ( even if you don't have it, someone in your part does. You still get hit).
 
2013-03-19 09:32:58 PM
Sometimes they're just little pricks
 
2013-03-19 09:34:24 PM

farkingismybusiness: [images.franchiseherald.com image 600x375]
Yes.


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2013-03-19 09:41:37 PM
Thats one of the more novel excuses for turning up pregnant "hey its not my fault, I was just feeding the thing then one thing led to another....."
 
2013-03-19 09:42:19 PM
I'd like to see the human/ray hybrid resulting from such an encounter.

The kid could be called Man Ray!
 
2013-03-19 09:43:59 PM
She's pregnant?

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I'm happy for her. Just wish she'd shut up about it.
 
2013-03-19 09:49:25 PM
One thing to remember if you're having ray babies is that you need to find a qualified sturgeon to perform the sea-section.
 
2013-03-19 09:50:37 PM

theorellior: I'd like to see the human/ray hybrid resulting from such an encounter.


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Can't happen.
 
2013-03-19 09:50:53 PM

LordOfThePings: She's pregnant?

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I'm happy for her. Just wish she'd shut up about it.


Heh... nice reference
 
2013-03-19 09:50:54 PM
My girlfriend got knocked by one of those things. It is very difficult to walk them to school. We call them the twin rays.
 
2013-03-19 09:52:15 PM
These guys do not have teeth.

/ farmer's dream I know
 
2013-03-19 09:54:56 PM
I came looking for Jane and John Doe.  Leaving feeling dumb.
 
2013-03-19 09:58:58 PM

anfrind: Can't happen.


Oh, please. Jamie is a man/walrus hybrid, what does he know?
 
2013-03-19 09:58:59 PM
Steve Irwin? Who cares.

Bindi Irwin?

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Progressing nicely.
 
2013-03-19 09:59:42 PM

illannoyin: Progressing nicely.


CRIKEY!
 
2013-03-19 10:05:47 PM
Is he unavailable for comment because he's dead?
 
2013-03-19 10:08:53 PM
True fact.  The collective noun for stingrays is fever.  Yes, a fever of rays.
 
2013-03-19 10:13:05 PM
Oh, don't be silly. Booze leads to unwanted pregnancy. Sting rays* just lead to scarring.

*Note spelling. Sting Rays sometimes lead to unwanted pregnancy. At least Sting Ray drivers do.
 
2013-03-19 10:25:07 PM

MrHappyRotter: True fact.  The collective noun for stingrays is fever.  Yes, a fever of rays.


A Troubling of Goldfish
A Shiver of Sharks
 
2013-03-19 10:25:39 PM

theorellior: illannoyin: Progressing nicely.

CRIKEY!


Down boys, she's only 14.  But soon.
 
2013-03-19 10:28:30 PM
Just went there a few months ago.  Thankfully the stingrays did not impregnate my girlfriend!
 
2013-03-19 10:29:14 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: MrHappyRotter: True fact.  The collective noun for stingrays is fever.  Yes, a fever of rays.

A Troubling of Goldfish
A Shiver of Sharks


I'm half-convinced that people just make that stuff up:

"Uhhh, hey, Joe, what should we call a group of orangutans?"
"I dunno, Phil, how about a cupholder?"
"Okay, a cupholder of orangutans. What about parakeets?"
"Hahaha, tell 'em it's a dispensary of parakeets. LOL."
 
2013-03-19 10:31:08 PM

theorellior: Ryker's Peninsula: MrHappyRotter: True fact.  The collective noun for stingrays is fever.  Yes, a fever of rays.

A Troubling of Goldfish
A Shiver of Sharks

I'm half-convinced that people just make that stuff up:

"Uhhh, hey, Joe, what should we call a group of orangutans?"
"I dunno, Phil, how about a cupholder?"
"Okay, a cupholder of orangutans. What about parakeets?"
"Hahaha, tell 'em it's a dispensary of parakeets. LOL."


That would explain why it's called a taint of tilapia.
 
2013-03-19 10:37:56 PM

MrHappyRotter: theorellior: Ryker's Peninsula: MrHappyRotter: True fact.  The collective noun for stingrays is fever.  Yes, a fever of rays.

A Troubling of Goldfish
A Shiver of Sharks

I'm half-convinced that people just make that stuff up:

"Uhhh, hey, Joe, what should we call a group of orangutans?"
"I dunno, Phil, how about a cupholder?"
"Okay, a cupholder of orangutans. What about parakeets?"
"Hahaha, tell 'em it's a dispensary of parakeets. LOL."

That would explain why it's called a taint of tilapia.


I once met a girl that had tilapia taint.
Once.
 
2013-03-19 10:41:03 PM

theorellior: I'd like to see the human/ray hybrid resulting from such an encounter.

The kid could be called Man Ray!


www.hollyturner.co.uk
 
2013-03-19 10:42:40 PM
You'd have to be a contortionist or 16 years old to get a girl pregnant in a Sting Ray.  Tried it a few times and I still have the scars.

Damn side pipes.
 
2013-03-19 10:43:33 PM

MrHappyRotter: One thing to remember if you're having ray babies is that you need to find a qualified sturgeon to perform the sea-section.


End of thread. Thank you and good night.
 
2013-03-19 10:51:48 PM

mekkab: Those stingrays are pushy Mother Effers. They know you have fish food, and the just HIT you until you give it up ( even if you don't have it, someone in your part does. You still get hit).


Even ones in a controlled environment can get pushy for food. The ones at Sea World Orlando know damn well how to splash people and they like to splash you and then grab the food.
 
2013-03-19 11:09:36 PM
Did it at 18 in 1980. Avoided having kids since.
Didn't have any prior.

And it was a ton of fun.

/The not having kids part
//And the feeding stingrays part
 
2013-03-19 11:16:47 PM
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Kinda got an Olivia Munn thing going on.....

/Has a seat right over there
 
2013-03-19 11:19:16 PM

LovingTeacher: Truly disappointing story, no hot human/fish sex, no magical fish aphrodisical powers, nothing.


www.conspirazzi.com
 
2013-03-19 11:26:42 PM
If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
 
2013-03-19 11:33:40 PM
I went to sting ray city when I visited the Cayman Islands. I only remember little pieces, because I was still hammered from drinking all night on the cruise ship. I was told I had a good time.
 
2013-03-19 11:44:47 PM

Brick-House: theorellior: illannoyin: Progressing nicely.

CRIKEY!

Down boys, she's only 14.  But soon.


It'll still be creepy four years from now.
 
2013-03-20 12:18:17 AM
I can totally believe this.  On the tour boat we were on just a month ago, the two unattached 30/40 somethings were throwing themselves at the boat captain.  Told him where they were stay and that he should stop by for a drink.  I guess he fixes cable too.
 
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2013-03-20 01:53:35 AM
0/10
 
2013-03-20 02:13:58 AM

MrHappyRotter: True fact.  The collective noun for stingrays is fever.  Yes, a fever of rays.


Fever Ray
 
2013-03-20 10:27:40 AM
Cruise ship stopped there and we did the Stingray Island excursion.  It was an awesome experience.  Even seen a barracuda between the boats.  It just sat there motionless, and guide said they don't bother anyone.  Creepy.
 
2013-03-20 11:06:39 AM

Sliding Carp: MrHappyRotter: True fact.  The collective noun for stingrays is fever.  Yes, a fever of rays.


I thought it was a sugar of rays
 
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