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(SeattlePI)   If you woke up to what sounded like gunfire in your neighborhood last night, relax. It was just a couple of drunks shooting Roman candles at each other   (seattlepi.com) divider line 62
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2013-03-20 12:13:48 AM  

Yogimus: Is this what Obama's america has come to?!


Never heard of him.
 
2013-03-20 12:18:43 AM  
Lived about 5 blocks from there behind the On The Boards theater.  Area didn't really strike me as the drunk and shooting roman candles type place.  Well except for patrons of Ozzie's and the Steamline Tavern.
 
2013-03-20 12:24:03 AM  
thisdistractedglobe.com

/approves
 
2013-03-20 12:50:36 AM  
"Anywhere near 24th and 80th? That's where I'm at.

You sank my battleship.
 
2013-03-20 01:16:41 AM  
Between growing up in a redneck town with a greater total gun caliber than IQ quotient and living in Baltimore's Brooklyn Park... Yeah, that probably *WAS* gunfire.
 
2013-03-20 01:32:41 AM  
 A man and a woman, both drunk, shooting Roman candles at each other,


The only answer is to ban men and women.
 
2013-03-20 01:56:01 AM  

squibbits: A man and a woman, both drunk, shooting Roman candles at each other,


The only answer is to ban men and women.


I wish I lived their lives... just for that minute.
 
2013-03-20 01:57:17 AM  

Yogimus: squibbits: A man and a woman, both drunk, shooting Roman candles at each other,


The only answer is to ban men and women.

I wish I lived their lives... just for that minute.


You've never had a roman candle fight?
 
2013-03-20 03:47:11 AM  

CruJones: katerbug72: I did wake to the sound of gunfire last night, it was my neighbour shooting at a skunk. We had a possum of our own to contend with.

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I once killed a possum with a slingshot.  Probably my manliest moment.

/nasty creatures


You mean harmless andwith a strong immune system so they probably don't carry any diseases you would catch?

Thay are slow, dumb, near blind, and ime lazy too. You could scoot one out with a broom.
 
2013-03-20 03:49:54 AM  
I could see maybe mistaking a very nearby firework for a far off shotgun. I live near duck hunting areas and only the knowledge that it is hunting season verifies much of the popping as gunfire.
 
2013-03-20 05:52:18 AM  

doglover: Yogimus: squibbits: A man and a woman, both drunk, shooting Roman candles at each other,


The only answer is to ban men and women.

I wish I lived their lives... just for that minute.

You've never had a roman candle fight?


Not with a girl, alone, in the middle of the night.
 
2013-03-20 10:42:28 AM  

illannoyin: NSFW Link


Man, getting drunk with David Letterman looks amusing.
 
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