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(CBS Atlanta)   Coca Cola to unveil Fruitwater next month. WARNING: Fruitwater® contains no fruit   (atlanta.cbslocal.com) divider line 45
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2013-03-19 11:07:28 PM  
8 votes:
I know for a fact that Gatorade contains neither alligators nor AIDS.
2013-03-19 10:47:40 PM  
4 votes:

Betep: Warning: Coca Cola has no Coke either.

/Just sayin'


Warning: Baby powder has no babies.

/what a country
2013-03-19 10:44:24 PM  
4 votes:
Ok, no fruit, but the real question is- does it have electrolytes ?
2013-03-19 10:08:34 PM  
4 votes:
Of course it doesn't have fruit. It's pronounced Frui Twater.

/with a short a.
2013-03-19 08:13:39 PM  
4 votes:
WARNING: Fruitwater® contains no water
2013-03-19 11:06:59 PM  
3 votes:

SpdrJay: Call me when they invent Slurm...


fc01.deviantart.net
2013-03-19 10:51:41 PM  
3 votes:

Betep: Warning: Coca Cola has no Coke either.

/Just sayin'


Coca-cola has dihydrogen monoxide, one of the most dangerous chemicals known to man.
2013-03-19 10:46:10 PM  
3 votes:
Just off hand, if you read the fine print, it also doesn't contain water.  They had to use hexane tro dissolve the :"flavor compounds".
2013-03-20 12:43:44 AM  
2 votes:

sendtodave: ladyfortuna: something more exciting than water

You think that water is boring?

Water is the source of all life! Seven-tenths of this Earth's surface is water.

Why, do you realize that 70 percent of you is water?


Yes, you are mostly water, you ugly bag.
2013-03-19 11:26:32 PM  
2 votes:
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-19 11:00:13 PM  
2 votes:

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: hardinparamedic: Betep: Warning: Coca Cola has no Coke either.

/Just sayin'

Coca-cola has dihydrogen monoxide, one of the most dangerous chemicals known to man.

Dangerous, yes, but used wisely it can improve athletic performance and put out fires. So sayeth this.


Oh, so you need to foist that dangerous fire retardant on an unsuspecting public?
2013-03-19 10:55:26 PM  
2 votes:
Sounds like someone may have taunted Happy Fun Ball.
2013-03-19 10:45:00 PM  
2 votes:
2013-03-20 07:44:43 AM  
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

Contains neither fruit or zebras.
Does contain 'tattoos'.
2013-03-20 06:32:51 AM  
1 votes:
7UP does not contain 7 extra lives.
2013-03-20 01:52:12 AM  
1 votes:

supervacaneous: sendtodave: ladyfortuna: something more exciting than water

You think that water is boring?

Water is the source of all life! Seven-tenths of this Earth's surface is water.

Why, do you realize that 70 percent of you is water?

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I love you. I want you inside me.
2013-03-20 01:40:46 AM  
1 votes:

sendtodave: ladyfortuna: something more exciting than water

You think that water is boring?

Water is the source of all life! Seven-tenths of this Earth's surface is water.

Why, do you realize that 70 percent of you is water?


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-20 01:29:33 AM  
1 votes:
The thirst mutilator!
2013-03-20 01:20:19 AM  
1 votes:

alienated: This thread has given me so many laughs. Thanks, subby and all posters.


Some posters for the posters

gnosticbent.files.wordpress.com theuglygoat.toeknuckles.com
2013-03-20 01:18:29 AM  
1 votes:

FormlessOne: Don't ask what's in Orange Julius. You really don't want to know.


wiki.tarantino.info
2013-03-20 01:02:18 AM  
1 votes:
RC Cola cannot be remote controlled.

Sprite contains no sprites, pixies or other faerie folk.
2013-03-20 12:53:19 AM  
1 votes:
Dr. pepper doesn't contain any doctors. Or pepper.
2013-03-20 12:52:57 AM  
1 votes:
No fruit, but may contain peanuts.
2013-03-20 12:47:12 AM  
1 votes:

Kurmudgeon: Betep: Warning: Coca Cola has no Coke either.

Mountain Dew has no mountains.


Also, no real dew.
2013-03-20 12:30:06 AM  
1 votes:

MemeSlave: No Brawndo references?


Well... other than the "electrolytes" reference up there... nope, not at all.
2013-03-20 12:24:56 AM  
1 votes:
thefilmexperience.net

/hot like real girl scouts. or something...
2013-03-20 12:16:28 AM  
1 votes:

Billy Bathsalt: Why does every farking thing need some kind of sweetener in it?


Try unsweetened cranberry juice not from concentrate. It's like getting punched in the face (in a good way).
2013-03-20 12:14:44 AM  
1 votes:
chomposaurus.files.wordpress.com

/I suppose you're telling me this stuff has no meat?
//DON'T tell me, I want to believe...
2013-03-20 12:10:33 AM  
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: Betep: Warning: Coca Cola has no Coke either.

/Just sayin'

Coca-cola has dihydrogen monoxide, one of the most dangerous chemicals known to man.


That stuff is used in nuclear power plants. They use it in the production of weaponry. It's a byproduct of volcanos. The WHO estimates that 388,000 people die worldwide, EVERY YEAR, from inhalation of this substance, many of them women, children, and the disadvantaged.

And did you know that the 9/11 hijackers were ADDICTED to dihydrogen monoxide?
2013-03-20 12:06:40 AM  
1 votes:
TFA: as well as the proliferation of options such bottled teas and flavored waters

That's some fine editing work there, Lou
2013-03-20 12:05:26 AM  
1 votes:

ThatGuyGreg: WARNING: Fruitwater® contains no water


*may contain Beverly
2013-03-20 12:03:38 AM  
1 votes:
FruitWater and crackers...a great pick me up.

a.tgcdn.net
2013-03-19 11:49:27 PM  
1 votes:
They must have gotten the name from Archie Bunker.
2013-03-19 11:26:01 PM  
1 votes:

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: ModernLuddite: AT NO POINT SHOULD YOU EVER ATTEMPT TO EAT ACTUAL FRUIT.

I can buy a whole box of cereal for the price of 2 or 3 apples, and the apples are never even ripe and taste like fecking cardboard.


Sometimes the store puts the real apples next to those plastic display apples. Maybe you bought those instead?
2013-03-19 11:25:24 PM  
1 votes:

sheep snorter: i.imgur.com


So on the one hand, it's really gay. But then, on the other hand, it contains sin gas, which is my favorite.
2013-03-19 11:18:18 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-19 11:14:53 PM  
1 votes:

theorellior: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Warning: Baby powder has no babies.

Neither does baby oil.


Well, I'm not using that to fap anymore.
2013-03-19 10:58:41 PM  
1 votes:
It may not have fruit.

But it's got what plants crave.

/ Enjoy your Fruitwater, America!
2013-03-19 10:58:38 PM  
1 votes:

GoldDude: Shouldn't that be FrootWater?


"PhreautWatür" looks more yogapants.
2013-03-19 10:58:21 PM  
1 votes:
The appropriate term is HomosexualWater.
2013-03-19 10:53:41 PM  
1 votes:
Shouldn't that be FrootWater?
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-03-19 10:53:37 PM  
1 votes:
Does anyone really grab a mass produced bottled beverage like this and expect it to have any fruit?  Next up, no vitamins in Vitaminwater, Mello Yello isn't mellow... and vaguely green instead of yellow.  Crazy world...
2013-03-19 10:49:15 PM  
1 votes:

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Warning: Baby powder has no babies.


Neither does baby oil.
2013-03-19 10:49:07 PM  
1 votes:

Brontes: Bet it has corn in it though.  4 servings of corn (syrup) in every bottle.


Maybe it has high hydrogen oxygen syrup in it.
2013-03-19 10:43:21 PM  
1 votes:
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