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(CBS Atlanta)   Coca Cola to unveil Fruitwater next month. WARNING: Fruitwater® contains no fruit   (atlanta.cbslocal.com) divider line 25
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2013-03-19 10:55:08 PM
3 votes:
I already have water with no fruit in it.

It comes outta my faucet.
2013-03-19 06:51:57 PM
2 votes:
Bet it has corn in it though.  4 servings of corn (syrup) in every bottle.
2013-03-20 12:43:44 AM
1 votes:

sendtodave: ladyfortuna: something more exciting than water

You think that water is boring?

Water is the source of all life! Seven-tenths of this Earth's surface is water.

Why, do you realize that 70 percent of you is water?


Yes, you are mostly water, you ugly bag.
2013-03-20 12:42:52 AM
1 votes:

MemeSlave: No Brawndo references?


Scroll up.
2013-03-20 12:30:06 AM
1 votes:

MemeSlave: No Brawndo references?


Well... other than the "electrolytes" reference up there... nope, not at all.
2013-03-20 12:06:40 AM
1 votes:
TFA: as well as the proliferation of options such bottled teas and flavored waters

That's some fine editing work there, Lou
2013-03-19 11:48:25 PM
1 votes:

ModernLuddite: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: ModernLuddite: AT NO POINT SHOULD YOU EVER ATTEMPT TO EAT ACTUAL FRUIT.

I can buy a whole box of cereal for the price of 2 or 3 apples, and the apples are never even ripe and taste like fecking cardboard.

Sometimes the store puts the real apples next to those plastic display apples. Maybe you bought those instead?


No, the store only sells apples that were picked 2,000 miles away before they ever went ripe, and were then treated with chemicals to make them look ripe.
2013-03-19 11:39:11 PM
1 votes:

Why Would I Read the Article: Billy Bathsalt: Why does every farking thing need some kind of sweetener in it?

Because our brains run on sugar, and sugar is addicting, so our brains tell our body we need more sugar when we get sugar, and the food industry knows this, so they sugar up our brains and get us addicted to sugar so we continue to buy their sugary products for our brain in higher and higher quantities.

/ sugar
//brains


Why Would I Read the Article: Billy Bathsalt: Why does every farking thing need some kind of sweetener in it?

Because our brains run on sugar, and sugar is addicting, so our brains tell our body we need more sugar when we get sugar, and the food industry knows this, so they sugar up our brains and get us addicted to sugar so we continue to buy their sugary products for our brain in higher and higher quantities.

/ sugar
//brains


This post was very hard to read. I quit almost all sugar three days ago. It's a challenge for my sugar addicted self.
2013-03-19 11:21:29 PM
1 votes:

ModernLuddite: AT NO POINT SHOULD YOU EVER ATTEMPT TO EAT ACTUAL FRUIT.


I can buy a whole box of cereal for the price of 2 or 3 apples, and the apples are never even ripe and taste like fecking cardboard.
2013-03-19 11:11:56 PM
1 votes:

Billy Bathsalt: Why does every farking thing need some kind of sweetener in it?


Evolution.  It's the reward for packing calories.

Also reminds us of the breast milk we enjoyed as infants.
2013-03-19 11:00:36 PM
1 votes:
Go southern, or Highfalutin fancy schmancy hotel.

pitcher of water plus orange slices floating in it.  Let them sit in there for a few hours maybe 6.  Shake it up if you feel the need.

Voila
2013-03-19 10:55:53 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like a recipe for failure.  People who actually give a damn about eating fruit are too smart to buy this crap, and people who would fall for it think fruit makes you gay.
2013-03-19 10:53:41 PM
1 votes:
Shouldn't that be FrootWater?
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2013-03-19 10:53:40 PM
1 votes:

ladyfortuna: something more exciting than water


You think that water is boring?

Water is the source of all life! Seven-tenths of this Earth's surface is water.

Why, do you realize that 70 percent of you is water?
2013-03-19 10:53:38 PM
1 votes:
About 5 years ago I found something called Fruit2o, and it was a sugar-free, fruit-flavored, non-carbonated drink.  It was awesome.  Then it got harder to find and I figured they discontinued it.  About that time Veryfine apparently got sold by Kraft and I guess the distribution changed.  I'll have to start looking for it again, it really was good.  Tasted liek actual fruit, not the normal soda version of fruit flavors.
2013-03-19 10:52:40 PM
1 votes:
Seriously though, how hard is it to take some club soda, squirt some lime juice in it, and add sugar and/or stevia to it if you need the sweet?

People are retarded.
2013-03-19 10:52:03 PM
1 votes:
lh5.googleusercontent.com

Approves.
2013-03-19 10:50:41 PM
1 votes:
Remember Frutopia?
2013-03-19 10:46:10 PM
1 votes:
Just off hand, if you read the fine print, it also doesn't contain water.  They had to use hexane tro dissolve the :"flavor compounds".
2013-03-19 10:44:24 PM
1 votes:
Ok, no fruit, but the real question is- does it have electrolytes ?
2013-03-19 10:08:34 PM
1 votes:
Of course it doesn't have fruit. It's pronounced Frui Twater.

/with a short a.
2013-03-19 09:40:16 PM
1 votes:
Fruitopiawater! The iced tea brewed by hippies but distributed by a heartless, multi-national corporation.
2013-03-19 09:30:44 PM
1 votes:
The Atlanta-based company confirmed Monday that it would introduce a line of zero-calorie, carbonated, fruit-flavored waters called "Fruitwater" starting April 1

Hmm...
2013-03-19 08:09:52 PM
1 votes:

EvilEgg: ShawnDoc: Brontes: Bet it has corn in it though.  4 servings of corn (syrup) in every bottle.

Nope.

Aspartame?


Or sucralose.
2013-03-19 08:02:27 PM
1 votes:

ShawnDoc: Brontes: Bet it has corn in it though.  4 servings of corn (syrup) in every bottle.

Nope.


Aspartame?
 
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