sendtodave: ladyfortuna: something more exciting than waterYou think that water is boring?Water is the source of all life! Seven-tenths of this Earth's surface is water.Why, do you realize that 70 percent of you is water?
MemeSlave: No Brawndo references?
ModernLuddite: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: ModernLuddite: AT NO POINT SHOULD YOU EVER ATTEMPT TO EAT ACTUAL FRUIT.I can buy a whole box of cereal for the price of 2 or 3 apples, and the apples are never even ripe and taste like fecking cardboard.Sometimes the store puts the real apples next to those plastic display apples. Maybe you bought those instead?
Why Would I Read the Article: Billy Bathsalt: Why does every farking thing need some kind of sweetener in it?Because our brains run on sugar, and sugar is addicting, so our brains tell our body we need more sugar when we get sugar, and the food industry knows this, so they sugar up our brains and get us addicted to sugar so we continue to buy their sugary products for our brain in higher and higher quantities./ sugar//brains
ModernLuddite: AT NO POINT SHOULD YOU EVER ATTEMPT TO EAT ACTUAL FRUIT.
Billy Bathsalt: Why does every farking thing need some kind of sweetener in it?
ladyfortuna: something more exciting than water
EvilEgg: ShawnDoc: Brontes: Bet it has corn in it though. 4 servings of corn (syrup) in every bottle.Nope.Aspartame?
ShawnDoc: Brontes: Bet it has corn in it though. 4 servings of corn (syrup) in every bottle.Nope.
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