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(CBS Atlanta)   Coca Cola to unveil Fruitwater next month. WARNING: Fruitwater® contains no fruit   (atlanta.cbslocal.com) divider line 173
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2013-03-20 08:10:18 AM  
Tang drinker.
cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com
 
2013-03-20 08:19:20 AM  
Might I suggest "Frootwater" (tm)?
 
2013-03-20 08:22:26 AM  
i.imgur.com

"Not 'The Craw'! . . ."
 
2013-03-20 08:38:53 AM  
How long will the hipsters drink this stuff before it become un-hip to do so and the only ones left drinking it are fat white chicks?
 
2013-03-20 08:51:23 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: ModernLuddite: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: ModernLuddite: AT NO POINT SHOULD YOU EVER ATTEMPT TO EAT ACTUAL FRUIT.

I can buy a whole box of cereal for the price of 2 or 3 apples, and the apples are never even ripe and taste like fecking cardboard.

Sometimes the store puts the real apples next to those plastic display apples. Maybe you bought those instead?

No, the store only sells apples that were picked 2,000 miles away before they ever went ripe, and were then treated with chemicals to make them look ripe.


This is why you drive out of your way to find a back-road fresh fruits and vegetables stand
 
2013-03-20 08:54:12 AM  
is this really a surprise?
 
2013-03-20 08:54:53 AM  
You guys don't seem to understand.  It's called "Fruitwater" not because of what it contains, but who it is being marketed to.
 
2013-03-20 08:55:18 AM  
PepsiCo CEO:  we don't sell beverages, we sell Dreams.
 
2013-03-20 09:38:27 AM  
 
2013-03-20 10:15:45 AM  

Mad_Season: 7UP does not contain 7 extra lives.


Actually, "7UP" would refer to the seventh player in a multiplayer game, not the number of lives.

/pendantic
 
2013-03-20 10:38:55 AM  

CaptSacto: The Atlanta-based company confirmed Monday that it would introduce a line of zero-calorie, carbonated, fruit-flavored waters called "Fruitwater" starting April 1

Hmm...


Came for this. Seems like it is too convenient.
 
2013-03-20 10:57:03 AM  

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Betep: Warning: Coca Cola has no Coke either.

/Just sayin'

Warning: Baby powder has no babies.

/what a country


Girl Scout cookies taste NOTHING like Girl Scouts.

/and my van does NOT have free candy either.
 
2013-03-20 11:12:43 AM  
Doctor Pepper isn't really a doctor.
 
2013-03-20 12:02:04 PM  
I think the family car broke down in Fruitwater once.  Nice town.
 
2013-03-20 12:25:32 PM  

Deep Contact: Tang drinker.
[cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com image 480x721]


I'd like to give her a taste test to verify that.
 
2013-03-20 01:36:26 PM  

theorellior: Mad_Season: 7UP does not contain 7 extra lives.

Actually, "7UP" would refer to the seventh player in a multiplayer game, not the number of lives.

/pendantic


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1-up

We're both right.

/but at least I know how to spell "pedantic"
//and "anal-retentive"
 
2013-03-20 01:40:46 PM  
So what? Coca Cola doesn't contain any cocaine (anymore) either...
www.karlloren.com
 
2013-03-20 02:16:10 PM  

cwolf20: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: ModernLuddite: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: ModernLuddite: AT NO POINT SHOULD YOU EVER ATTEMPT TO EAT ACTUAL FRUIT.

I can buy a whole box of cereal for the price of 2 or 3 apples, and the apples are never even ripe and taste like fecking cardboard.

Sometimes the store puts the real apples next to those plastic display apples. Maybe you bought those instead?

No, the store only sells apples that were picked 2,000 miles away before they ever went ripe, and were then treated with chemicals to make them look ripe.

This is why you drive out of your way to find a back-road fresh fruits and vegetables stand


Also, consider Jazz, Fuji, Gala, Macintosh, and Granny Smith apples. The "Delicious" variety is almost always anything but. They're usually overripe under the peel, mealy, and unappetizing.
 
2013-03-20 02:56:42 PM  
old Dutch cleanser is not from Holland, nor is it appropriate for cleaning an elderly Dutch person.
 
2013-03-20 03:42:09 PM  
And Coke has no coke in it. Nothing has anything in it.
 
2013-03-20 07:53:41 PM  
I hate sucralose.

Stevia is so much better if you can't have sugar.
 
2013-03-20 09:26:37 PM  

Oldiron_79: old Dutch cleanser is not from Holland, nor is it appropriate for cleaning an elderly Dutch person.


I dunno, works pretty well in my experience.
 
2013-03-22 12:54:03 AM  
I wonder if this is one of those "sugary drinks" that can kill you.
Charles, c/o
Valplan.com
 
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