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(CBS Atlanta)   Coca Cola to unveil Fruitwater next month. WARNING: Fruitwater® contains no fruit   (atlanta.cbslocal.com) divider line 173
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2013-03-19 06:46:57 PM
warning?  you're giving me a Talking Heads / Tenacious D SONG???
 
2013-03-19 06:51:57 PM
Bet it has corn in it though.  4 servings of corn (syrup) in every bottle.
 
2013-03-19 07:55:41 PM

Brontes: Bet it has corn in it though.  4 servings of corn (syrup) in every bottle.


Nope.
 
2013-03-19 08:02:27 PM

ShawnDoc: Brontes: Bet it has corn in it though.  4 servings of corn (syrup) in every bottle.

Nope.


Aspartame?
 
2013-03-19 08:09:52 PM

EvilEgg: ShawnDoc: Brontes: Bet it has corn in it though.  4 servings of corn (syrup) in every bottle.

Nope.

Aspartame?


Or sucralose.
 
2013-03-19 08:13:39 PM
WARNING: Fruitwater® contains no water
 
2013-03-19 09:30:44 PM
The Atlanta-based company confirmed Monday that it would introduce a line of zero-calorie, carbonated, fruit-flavored waters called "Fruitwater" starting April 1

Hmm...
 
2013-03-19 09:35:15 PM
Flavored seltzer isn't low-calorie, fizzy, and vaguely fruity enough for most people?
 
2013-03-19 09:40:16 PM
Fruitopiawater! The iced tea brewed by hippies but distributed by a heartless, multi-national corporation.
 
2013-03-19 10:08:34 PM
Of course it doesn't have fruit. It's pronounced Frui Twater.

/with a short a.
 
2013-03-19 10:43:21 PM
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2013-03-19 10:44:10 PM
Warning: Coca Cola has no Coke either.

/Just sayin'
 
2013-03-19 10:44:24 PM
Ok, no fruit, but the real question is- does it have electrolytes ?
 
2013-03-19 10:44:34 PM
Well why not.  Kroger already has their no fruit, no corn version
 
2013-03-19 10:45:00 PM
 
2013-03-19 10:45:37 PM

Snarfangel: Of course it doesn't have fruit. It's pronounced Frui Twater.

/with a short a


frui
Latin
Verb
fruī
present active infinitive of fruor

Verb
present active fruor, present infinitive fruī, perfect active fructus sum. (deponent)

I enjoy; I derive pleasure from.
 
2013-03-19 10:46:10 PM
Just off hand, if you read the fine print, it also doesn't contain water.  They had to use hexane tro dissolve the :"flavor compounds".
 
2013-03-19 10:47:40 PM

Betep: Warning: Coca Cola has no Coke either.

/Just sayin'


Warning: Baby powder has no babies.

/what a country
 
2013-03-19 10:49:07 PM

Brontes: Bet it has corn in it though.  4 servings of corn (syrup) in every bottle.


Maybe it has high hydrogen oxygen syrup in it.
 
2013-03-19 10:49:15 PM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Warning: Baby powder has no babies.


Neither does baby oil.
 
2013-03-19 10:49:39 PM
Wegmans sparkling water, orange, lemon, lime, and berry flavors, no sweetener, just whatever those flavors come from in a small amount. I can live with that for something more exciting than water or tea...
 
2013-03-19 10:50:41 PM
Remember Frutopia?
 
2013-03-19 10:50:45 PM

Snarfangel: Of course it doesn't have fruit. It's pronounced Frui Twater.

/with a short a.


It's particularly popular with people who are both analysts and therapists.
 
2013-03-19 10:51:28 PM
I guess VitaminWater wasn't antioxtreeeeeme enough?
 
2013-03-19 10:51:41 PM

Betep: Warning: Coca Cola has no Coke either.

/Just sayin'


Coca-cola has dihydrogen monoxide, one of the most dangerous chemicals known to man.
 
2013-03-19 10:52:03 PM
lh5.googleusercontent.com

Approves.
 
2013-03-19 10:52:37 PM
No Brawndo references?
 
2013-03-19 10:52:40 PM
Seriously though, how hard is it to take some club soda, squirt some lime juice in it, and add sugar and/or stevia to it if you need the sweet?

People are retarded.
 
2013-03-19 10:53:37 PM
Does anyone really grab a mass produced bottled beverage like this and expect it to have any fruit?  Next up, no vitamins in Vitaminwater, Mello Yello isn't mellow... and vaguely green instead of yellow.  Crazy world...
 
2013-03-19 10:53:38 PM
About 5 years ago I found something called Fruit2o, and it was a sugar-free, fruit-flavored, non-carbonated drink.  It was awesome.  Then it got harder to find and I figured they discontinued it.  About that time Veryfine apparently got sold by Kraft and I guess the distribution changed.  I'll have to start looking for it again, it really was good.  Tasted liek actual fruit, not the normal soda version of fruit flavors.
 
2013-03-19 10:53:40 PM

ladyfortuna: something more exciting than water


You think that water is boring?

Water is the source of all life! Seven-tenths of this Earth's surface is water.

Why, do you realize that 70 percent of you is water?
 
2013-03-19 10:53:41 PM
Shouldn't that be FrootWater?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-19 10:55:00 PM

hardinparamedic: Betep: Warning: Coca Cola has no Coke either.

/Just sayin'

Coca-cola has dihydrogen monoxide, one of the most dangerous chemicals known to man.


Dangerous, yes, but used wisely it can improve athletic performance and put out fires. So sayeth this.
 
2013-03-19 10:55:08 PM
I already have water with no fruit in it.

It comes outta my faucet.
 
2013-03-19 10:55:11 PM

GoldDude: Shouldn't that be FrootWater?
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Came in for this. Contains plenty of froot.
 
2013-03-19 10:55:26 PM
Sounds like someone may have taunted Happy Fun Ball.
 
2013-03-19 10:55:53 PM
Sounds like a recipe for failure.  People who actually give a damn about eating fruit are too smart to buy this crap, and people who would fall for it think fruit makes you gay.
 
2013-03-19 10:57:31 PM
Call me when they invent Slurm...
 
2013-03-19 10:57:50 PM
Some of these drinks contain purple.  Purple's a fruit.
 
2013-03-19 10:58:21 PM
The appropriate term is HomosexualWater.
 
2013-03-19 10:58:38 PM

GoldDude: Shouldn't that be FrootWater?


"PhreautWatür" looks more yogapants.
 
2013-03-19 10:58:41 PM
It may not have fruit.

But it's got what plants crave.

/ Enjoy your Fruitwater, America!
 
2013-03-19 10:58:51 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Hopefully it's this stuff reborn...
 
2013-03-19 11:00:13 PM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: hardinparamedic: Betep: Warning: Coca Cola has no Coke either.

/Just sayin'

Coca-cola has dihydrogen monoxide, one of the most dangerous chemicals known to man.

Dangerous, yes, but used wisely it can improve athletic performance and put out fires. So sayeth this.


Oh, so you need to foist that dangerous fire retardant on an unsuspecting public?
 
2013-03-19 11:00:36 PM
Go southern, or Highfalutin fancy schmancy hotel.

pitcher of water plus orange slices floating in it.  Let them sit in there for a few hours maybe 6.  Shake it up if you feel the need.

Voila
 
2013-03-19 11:01:14 PM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Betep: Warning: Coca Cola has no Coke either.

/Just sayin'

Warning: Baby powder has no babies.

/what a country


Oh, this joke was used on Spongebob today.
 
2013-03-19 11:01:17 PM

theorellior: Seriously though, how hard is it to take some club soda, squirt some lime juice in it, and add sugar and/or stevia to it if you need the sweet?

People are retarded.


This guy, he be a wizard.

karmaceutical: Does anyone really grab a mass produced bottled beverage like this and expect it to have any fruit?  Next up, no vitamins in Vitaminwater, Mello Yello isn't mellow... and vaguely green instead of yellow.  Crazy world...


You forgot Powerade, does not aid power or taste buds for that matter.
 
2013-03-19 11:02:44 PM
cancer in a bottle.

no thanks.
 
2013-03-19 11:02:59 PM
What the world wants today

Coca-Cola

Is the real thing.
 
2013-03-19 11:05:19 PM
Fruits are not representative of the contents, but the segment of society to which it's marketed.
 
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