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(Phoenix New Times)   Arizona wants to go full "Where birth certifcit whe" on anyone who uses a public restroom   (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) divider line 22
    More: Amusing, restrooms, Representative John Kavanagh, United States House Committee on Appropriations, bathrooms  
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2013-03-19 05:12:13 PM  
5 votes:
Give me your tired, your poor, your transgendered masses yearning to take a pee...
2013-03-19 06:33:47 PM  
4 votes:
So basically, the GOP wants to ensure that they are only cruising for *genuine* men and boys in the restroom. We wouldn't want to be caught crusing with a post-op F to M, right?
2013-03-19 04:45:16 PM  
4 votes:
Kavanagh's strike-everything amendment to Senate Bill 1432, which proposes the following:

B. A PERSON COMMITS DISORDERLY CONDUCT IF THE PERSON INTENTIONALLY ENTERS A PUBLIC RESTROOM, BATHROOM, SHOWER, BATH, DRESSING ROOM OR LOCKER ROOM AND A SIGN INDICATES THAT THE ROOM IS FOR THE EXCLUSIVE USE OF PERSONS OF ONE SEX AND THE PERSON IS NOT LEGALLY CLASSIFIED ON THE PERSON'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE AS A MEMBER OF THAT SEX.

C. SUBSECTION B OF THIS SECTION DOES NOT APPLY TO A PERSON WHO ENTERS A PUBLIC RESTROOM, BATHROOM, SHOWER, BATH, DRESSING ROOM OR LOCKER ROOM AND WHO IS OF A DIFFERENT SEX THAN THAT INDICATED ON THE SIGN IF THE PERSON IS ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

1. ENTERING AS PART OF THE PERSON'S JOB RESPONSIBILITIES.
2. ENTERING TO GIVE AID OR ASSISTANCE TO ANOTHER PERSON.
3. A CHILD WHO NEEDS ASSISTANCE.
4. PHYSICALLY DISABLED.


So ... was he caught with a tranny recently?
2013-03-19 06:37:33 PM  
2 votes:
If I go in a public restroom and someone asks me "paper, please", it better be because their stall is out of toilet paper.
2013-03-19 05:47:49 PM  
2 votes:
img810.imageshack.us

Would like a word.
2013-03-19 05:43:56 PM  
2 votes:
Don't you see what they're trying to do???

1. Require birth certificate in order to use bathroom
2. Invite Obama down to "public" event
3. Serve him lots of beer...

It's brilliant, really...
2013-03-19 05:22:10 PM  
2 votes:
i3.kym-cdn.com
2013-03-19 08:25:45 PM  
1 votes:

grimlock1972: Arizona's derp level is now so far off the scale is can no longer be measured.



"ciberido, do we have derpsign?"
www.duneinfo.com
"grimlock1972, we have derpsign the likes of which even God has never seen. "
2013-03-19 07:56:25 PM  
1 votes:
TFA:  Republican Representative...

NO shiat...A REPUBLICAN??1?
2013-03-19 07:45:12 PM  
1 votes:

Amos Quito: [www.nmedia.net image 400x276]

Who needs birth certificates when there are plenty of highly trained specialists ready and willing to guard our lavatories?


/Just a grab 'll do ya


shinybadge.com

ok sir or ma'am i jes needs ta see yer state-issued ID and then i needs to checks insid'ja asshole...
2013-03-19 07:27:33 PM  
1 votes:
Having separate 'men' and 'women' restrooms should be illegal and unethical as having 'white' and 'colored' restrooms.

There should be one main room with the sinks, hand dryers, baby changing table, etc. and modesty stalls for everyone who doesn't want to be seen. If you don't want to see, just don't look.

"Separate but Equal" does not work.
2013-03-19 06:57:07 PM  
1 votes:

nekom: It's only March, but so far this may well be the dumbest idea I've heard all year. It has been pointed out that transsexuals (post or pre-op) are FAR better off going to the ladies room. But let's ask the Farkettes: Does that bother ANY of you at all? Honestly?

/I've seen women in the mens room at concerts, no one cared.


This is only because the men were patiently waiting for the women to say, 'ok who wants a blow job', and didnt want to jinx it.
2013-03-19 06:15:41 PM  
1 votes:
I can't remember the last time I saw a public ladies room without stall doors. Why is this a thing? Who cares if the lady in the next stall has a peener in her undies. It's not like I have to look at it.
xcv
2013-03-19 06:15:01 PM  
1 votes:
Criminalizing the mentally ill, that always works out well.
2013-03-19 06:12:53 PM  
1 votes:
It's just a trick to get Obama's birth certificate next time he needs to take a presidential shiat at a Target in Glendale.
2013-03-19 06:07:31 PM  
1 votes:

HoratioGates: Forget the transgenders, what if the men's room is out of order?


I'm

out of order?  I'm out of order?  You're out of order!  This whole courtroom is out of order!  Attica!  Attica!  Attica!

/obscure?
2013-03-19 05:46:43 PM  
1 votes:
Representative Kavanagh,

No transsexual is interested in your dick and this isn't going to make them any more interested.
2013-03-19 05:43:59 PM  
1 votes:

grinding_journalist: The meme is "whar xxxxx whar" not "where xxx whe".

/if you use memes, use them responsibly


i.imgur.com
2013-03-19 05:42:54 PM  
1 votes:

grinding_journalist: The meme is "whar xxxxx whar" not "where xxx whe".

/if you use memes, use them responsibly


I'd vote for a ban on high capacity memes
2013-03-19 05:38:59 PM  
1 votes:
The meme is "whar xxxxx whar" not "where xxx whe".

/if you use memes, use them responsibly
2013-03-19 05:29:06 PM  
1 votes:

cman: FYI: Fark is twice as hard when one is high from marijuana.


I hear that stuff can make you post the same tfd thread twice.
2013-03-19 05:10:59 PM  
1 votes:

nekom: It has been pointed out that transsexuals (post or pre-op) are FAR better off going to the ladies room. But let's ask the Farkettes: Does that bother ANY of you at all? Honestly?


Doesn't bother me.  Then again, I don't live in Arizona where everyone seems to be afraid of their own shadow.
 
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