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(HyperVocal)   There's showing no remorse, then there's showing up to court with a "KILLER" T-shirt and flipping off victims' families   (hypervocal.com) divider line 39
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14170 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Mar 2013 at 5:34 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-19 04:51:40 PM
20 votes:
So that's what happened to Sid from Toy Story.
2013-03-19 05:50:56 PM
6 votes:
Why didn't CNN talk about how his promising life is now ruined because of this conviction?
2013-03-19 05:49:54 PM
5 votes:
I want to become his pen pal so I can send him letters such as "Had a great day out at the beach with the girlfriend we laid out and swam in the morning then in the afternoon we took out a sailboat. We ended up having sex on the sailboat and then that evening I made love to her on the beach as the sunset. We then had a wonderful steak dinner where the steak could be cut with a fork afterwards we had drinks and danced at a club. We got back to the hotel around 12 am and had sex about three times before taking a shower together then falling asleep in each other's arms. How was your day? Oh wait never mind I don't want to know because you are locked up in prison and will never get out."
2013-03-19 05:47:31 PM
5 votes:
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2013-03-19 06:55:01 PM
4 votes:
scottydoesntknow:

Getting him the help he needed? What kind of "help" would've helped Jeffrey F**king Dahmer?

A little Tabasco sauce?
2013-03-19 05:39:23 PM
4 votes:
"Hey guys, look at the new cutie in general."
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2013-03-19 05:44:27 PM
3 votes:
That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, let's have a tune
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

//Got nothing.
2013-03-19 04:42:15 PM
3 votes:
That boy ain't right.
2013-03-19 06:11:49 PM
2 votes:

hitlersbrain: Lane, who suffers from hallucinations, psychosis and fantasies...

Sounds like he has mental health issues. I would think they'd put him in an mental ward rather than prison. At least study him to maybe figure out how to keep this from happening again.


...said hitler's brain...
2013-03-19 05:51:09 PM
2 votes:
His parents must be very proud.
2013-03-19 05:39:55 PM
2 votes:
The fact that most people think its OK for people to be raped/killed in prison is more sickening than this crime.
2013-03-19 05:10:16 PM
2 votes:
At least he didn't placate himself by crying for mercy, giving a fake apology, or admitting the errors of his ways. I admire such conviction.
2013-03-19 08:24:30 PM
1 votes:
I've never been to PMITA prison but I spent a few days in county jail, and let me tell you, the customer service there is just terrible.
2013-03-19 08:19:12 PM
1 votes:
Hey guys, I just want you all to know that wanting people who do bad things to suffer makes you just as bad as a psychopathic murderer and I'm much better than you all because i blame others for his crimes
2013-03-19 07:17:27 PM
1 votes:

Magnanimous_J: Normally, I'd wish a painful death on a person like this. But this kid is SO young. He could easily live for 60 years in prison. Can you even fathom that amount of time? He has to spend the rest of his long life thinking every single day about what he could be doing if he wasn't in that cage. The accomplishments that he could have achieved, the women he could have been with, the family he could have raised. Things that he could have had, but will never have. He will spend a literal lifetime in tedious routine and shiatty food for year... after year.... After year. He'll never drive a car, drink a beer, smoke pot around a campfire with friends, lay on a beach, or touch a woman, ever again.


And at the end of that interminably long prison sentence, he will have to face the knowledge that he accomplished absolutely nothing and died insignificant and alone, completely forgotten by the world and everyone in it.


That is, provided no one ganks him in 3 weeks.


Eh, most people die that way anyway.
2013-03-19 07:15:42 PM
1 votes:

Ritley: The fact that most people think its OK for people to be raped/killed in prison is more sickening than this crime.


While you are most probably trollin, i'll bite anyway. I don't think most people should be raped and killed in prison. Just this guy.
2013-03-19 07:09:28 PM
1 votes:

MaxxLarge: I'd say the over / under on him getting a shower-shank in the pen is about 3 weeks / 2 months.


You don't gamble much, do you?
2013-03-19 07:08:29 PM
1 votes:

Quaker: Great Janitor: You know, he was found guilty, no possible way he was going to be let free, the families of his victims could not do anything but sit there and watch, might as well go ahead and get one last verbal jab at them, not really going to make any difference.  He will never again be a free man.

This is part of the reason I'm opposed to sentencing anyone to life without the possibility of parole. It gives them very little reason to even think about things that could potentially lead them to becoming a better person, and at the very least it's more likely to make them a bigger problem/danger for prison staff since many people in that situation will feel like they have nothing to lose.

Also, I do believe that anyone CAN change. Not that it will happen for all or even most of them, but given enough time some people genuinely do. And this is especially true for young offenders as in this case. Life can look a lot different at age 47 than it did at 17. So at least allow for the possibility that they might be let out at some point in the future.


I agree. If somebody killed someone I cared about, I would be pissed if they had no chance at parole. If they are never released then I can't hunt them down and kill them.
2013-03-19 07:04:43 PM
1 votes:

Primitive Screwhead: I give it month before the poop just falls out.


and that's a loose estimate.
2013-03-19 06:40:00 PM
1 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: Lane, who suffers from hallucinations, psychosis and fantasies... so vote Republican?

/it's a crime to be mentally ill...it just takes a while for the punishment--not treatment--to kick in


Farking allah you're an azzhole. You just can't let an opportunity pass to express your dislike of people who disagree with you politically.

And YET it's the Republicans who are deemed 'intolerant'. Farking mohammed you're a POS.
2013-03-19 06:37:41 PM
1 votes:

wildcardjack: Sensory deprivation with an unlimited supply of junk food sounds like a start.


Cruel and unusual nourishment?

Death by chocolate?
2013-03-19 06:33:49 PM
1 votes:

Slaxl: It is sick how many people gleefully visualise his oncoming repeated rapings. However it's not more sickening than the crime.


I would disagree simply because this kid who committed the crime is a bad person by his own admission, whereas the people who really want to see him suffer in horrible inhuman ways actually think that they're good people.
2013-03-19 06:23:39 PM
1 votes:

way south: Not many would see the point in spending money on garbage like this.
That monster needs to be sodomized with something sharp and unpleasant.


Ah, another member of the braying mob of bloodthirsty sociopaths outs themselves.
2013-03-19 06:11:43 PM
1 votes:
How sad -- he could have been a great lawyer.
2013-03-19 06:11:03 PM
1 votes:

Ritley: The fact that most people think its OK for people to be raped/killed in prison is more sickening than this crime.


Wow... as butthurt as you appear to be, its nothing compared to what's waiting for him. hehe
2013-03-19 06:09:02 PM
1 votes:

Profedius: I want to become his pen pal so I can send him letters such as "Had a great day out at the beach with the girlfriend we laid out and swam in the morning then in the afternoon we took out a sailboat. We ended up having sex on the sailboat and then that evening I made love to her on the beach as the sunset. We then had a wonderful steak dinner where the steak could be cut with a fork afterwards we had drinks and danced at a club. We got back to the hotel around 12 am and had sex about three times before taking a shower together then falling asleep in each other's arms. How was your day? Oh wait never mind I don't want to know because you are locked up in prison and will never get out."


http://www.news-herald.com/articles/2013/03/19/news/doc5148ad9c2b79d 67 8337531.txt

Replace "girlfriend" with "sister" and you might have a winner there ... oh, wait a couple years though ... you don't want to be in the clink with him.
2013-03-19 06:06:11 PM
1 votes:
My friend used to work as a prison guard. Whenever some cocky shiat-rat came through and started trash-talking them, they'd make sure he'd get "randomly" get paired with an AH* designated cell-mate.

*AH = Aggressive Homosexual
2013-03-19 06:05:36 PM
1 votes:

Confabulat: I'm sure the guards won't have too much difficulty looking the other way should he find himself in an unpleasant situation in the shower room.


Otherwise known as date night.
2013-03-19 06:03:02 PM
1 votes:

lockers: What's the big deal? I masturbate with the hand that held my ladies boob.  How does that make me history's greatest monster?


That depends, was the boob still attached to the lady when you did it?
2013-03-19 05:50:31 PM
1 votes:
Tie that little farker in a chair and let people beat the hell out of him Airplane! style.
2013-03-19 05:49:29 PM
1 votes:
I have a strong suspicion this kid has played too much Call of Duty.
2013-03-19 05:48:48 PM
1 votes:
It's funny because the things that will happen to him in prison will make rape seem like a day at the spa.

That ass is going to be completely destroyed. Reconstructive surgery destroyed. Flat tire for 500 miles destroyed.

Killer indeed.
2013-03-19 05:45:37 PM
1 votes:

Ritley: The fact that most people think its OK for people to be raped/killed in prison is more sickening than this crime.


Okay?  No.  A viable alternative until the Government allows us to start catapulting people into the sun?  Yes.
2013-03-19 05:43:33 PM
1 votes:
he told you he was hardcore..
2013-03-19 05:42:46 PM
1 votes:

Ritley: The fact that most people think its OK for people to be raped/killed in prison is more sickening than this crime.


Ohh this is gonna be good!

*grabs popcorn*
2013-03-19 05:42:00 PM
1 votes:
Wow, a society created monster.  Why is everybody so butthurt?
2013-03-19 05:28:28 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: oh wow. the defense lawyers face is priceless. wtf is that?? Is he? No!? He can't, but he is?!


No, I think he's saying "Thank god this case is over, what a complete and utter shiatbag, once this is done i'm gonna go and punch his parents".

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2013-03-19 04:39:10 PM
1 votes:
Some people just don't deserve to be alive...him for example.
Have fun in jail honey. Your a-hole is gonna look like the Holland Tunnel....if you live that long.
2013-03-19 04:37:25 PM
1 votes:
oh wow. the defense lawyers face is priceless. wtf is that?? Is he? No!? He can't, but he is?!
 
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