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(HyperVocal)   There's showing no remorse, then there's showing up to court with a "KILLER" T-shirt and flipping off victims' families   (hypervocal.com) divider line 360
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2013-03-19 05:51:19 PM
Normally, I'd wish a painful death on a person like this. But this kid is SO young. He could easily live for 60 years in prison. Can you even fathom that amount of time? He has to spend the rest of his long life thinking every single day about what he could be doing if he wasn't in that cage. The accomplishments that he could have achieved, the women he could have been with, the family he could have raised. Things that he could have had, but will never have. He will spend a literal lifetime in tedious routine and shiatty food for year... after year.... After year. He'll never drive a car, drink a beer, smoke pot around a campfire with friends, lay on a beach, or touch a woman, ever again.


And at the end of that interminably long prison sentence, he will have to face the knowledge that he accomplished absolutely nothing and died insignificant and alone, completely forgotten by the world and everyone in it.


That is, provided no one ganks him in 3 weeks.
 
2013-03-19 05:52:19 PM

Ritley: The fact that most people think its OK for people to be raped/killed in prison is more sickening than this crime.


There's a difference between acknowledging the very likely reality and condoning said reality.

I fully expect a kid with an attitude like that to get his ass kicked/killed in prison in short order.  Do I think that is good? No. Do I want to see that happen? No.  But he's going to pull that "look at me, I'm a badass, look at my middle finger" on the wrong guy - someone far more hardened and cold than he could ever imagine being  - and he's pretty much dead.

Again, I don't condone it, but those types usually don't last long in prison.
 
2013-03-19 05:52:48 PM
Lane, who suffers from hallucinations, psychosis and fantasies... so vote Republican?

/it's a crime to be mentally ill...it just takes a while for the punishment--not treatment--to kick in
 
2013-03-19 05:53:16 PM
You've got to admire his dedication.  Perhaps he hasn't thought his brilliant plan all the way through though.
 
2013-03-19 05:53:54 PM

nekom: Livingroom: of course, we cant have a death penalty. instead this guy gets to live out his life on our dime. wtf. this guy should be the poster child for execution, especially with his little quote.

FTFA: Lane offered one harsh sentence of his own: "The hand that pulls the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. fark all of you."

You do realize that the death penalty is more expensive, don't you? Legal fees and all that.

/fark that guy, life in a hole works just fine for him.


One again though I'm wondering how much money having the death penalty saves from people taking plea deals to life in prison in order to avoid it?  Anyone know of a study on this subject?  Personally I think the death penalty should be reserved for cases where there is absolutely no doubt that the person is guilty and remains a threat.  mass shootings, serial killers, this guy, etc.

I'm also wondering how his attorney allowed him into court with that shirt anyway.
 
2013-03-19 05:53:55 PM
In three months he will go from being the starting Tight End to being the starting Wide Receiver on the prison football team

/couldn't happen to a nicer guy either
 
2013-03-19 05:54:01 PM

fuhfuhfuh: For some, death would be a welcome release. For some, any attention no matter how negative, is attention that they crave.

This guy wants to be focused on. A death penalty would keep is ass in the news due to appeals. Putting him in general population would allow him to continue his attention whoring. This guy craves attention, no matter how it is received.

Put him in a dark, solitary cell. No human contact. No outside contact. No means of killing himself. Feed him the minimum required to continue living. Nothing to do but stare at a wall, until the day he dies. A punishment worse than death, because a death sentence means people will remember you (simply for the fact that just about everyone that gets a death sentence gets a spot in the infamous halls of fame). Wasting away forgotten and alone means no one will remember you.


I had an old friend who killed himself in solitary. Asphyxiation.
 
2013-03-19 05:54:08 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: oh wow. the defense lawyers face is priceless. wtf is that?? Is he? No!? He can't, but he is?!


Next week:  defense attorney commits suicide.

Probably not, but I couldn't stay sober the night after that.
 
2013-03-19 05:54:10 PM

what_now: I don't agree with the death penalty because I don't trust our justice system, but sometimes I wonder if there shouldn't be exceptions.


I think the answer to that is obvious, now...
 
2013-03-19 05:54:23 PM

Cast: It's funny because the things that will happen to him in prison will make rape seem like a day at the spa.

That ass is going to be completely destroyed. Reconstructive surgery destroyed. Flat tire for 500 miles destroyed.

Killer indeed.


This guy that I worked with was telling me about this guy he went to high school with in Iowa. When this guy was 18 he decapitated his girlfriend. When he was asked why he said that he didn't know why he did it, or even remember doing it. All he remembers was sitting in her kitchen arguing with her, then the next thing he remembers was being covered in blood running down the street. But any way the guy was sentenced to life, and after his third round of anal reconstructive surgery, he got around to killing himself.
 
2013-03-19 05:54:34 PM

LaraAmber: Ritley: The fact that most people think its OK for people to be raped/killed in prison is more sickening than this crime.

Okay?  No.  A viable alternative until the Government allows us to start catapulting people into the sun?  Yes.


Or, you know, we could have a system that rehabilitates prisoners like the rest of the civilized world.  But don't let me get in your way of need wanton violence.
 
2013-03-19 05:54:42 PM
Then there's spending the rest of your life as prison currency.
 
2013-03-19 05:56:30 PM
Lane, who suffers from hallucinations, psychosis and fantasies...

Sounds like he has mental health issues. I would think they'd put him in an mental ward rather than prison. At least study him to maybe figure out how to keep this from happening again.
 
2013-03-19 05:56:46 PM
I think he's about to find out how hardcore he really is.
 
2013-03-19 05:57:10 PM

nekom: Livingroom: of course, we cant have a death penalty. instead this guy gets to live out his life on our dime. wtf. this guy should be the poster child for execution, especially with his little quote.

FTFA: Lane offered one harsh sentence of his own: "The hand that pulls the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. fark all of you."

You do realize that the death penalty is more expensive, don't you? Legal fees and all that.

/fark that guy, life in a hole works just fine for him.


I'd happily start a fundraiser or hold a farkin' bake sale to raise the money to get this asshat executed.
 
2013-03-19 05:57:50 PM
Lame ass headline ... only took Fark mods what, 8 hours to get this story up.  BTW, this proceeding was this morning ... EARLY this morning.

Whatever ... asshat gets some last words ... good, because tonight, nobody's going to care when that big door shuts and he's not heard from again.
 
2013-03-19 05:58:09 PM

Reverend J: LaraAmber: Ritley: The fact that most people think its OK for people to be raped/killed in prison is more sickening than this crime.

Okay?  No.  A viable alternative until the Government allows us to start catapulting people into the sun?  Yes.

Or, you know, we could have a system that rehabilitates prisoners like the rest of the civilized world.  But don't let me get in your way of need wanton violence.


Hey lighten up, hippie! Rape is perfectly fine when it happens in prison, because no one ever goes to prison who doesn't deserve to be sodomized. It's the American way.
 
2013-03-19 05:58:15 PM

hitlersbrain: Lane, who suffers from hallucinations, psychosis and fantasies...

Sounds like he has mental health issues. I would think they'd put him in an mental ward rather than prison. At least study him to maybe figure out how to keep this from happening again.


Yeah but no one can get off to revengist fantasies about a mental health Ward.
 
2013-03-19 05:58:48 PM
If I was the father of one of the kids he killed, I'd put their entire college fund into care packages for the rest of the prison population with notes explaining the situ and if they wouldnt mind doing me a solid. Enjoy the cigs boys!
 
2013-03-19 06:00:04 PM

Reverend J: LaraAmber: Ritley: The fact that most people think its OK for people to be raped/killed in prison is more sickening than this crime.

Okay?  No.  A viable alternative until the Government allows us to start catapulting people into the sun?  Yes.

Or, you know, we could have a system that rehabilitates prisoners like the rest of the civilized world.  But don't let me get in your way of need wanton violence.


As some fool in another thread told me today, "It is not the responsibility or right of the government to make you a better person."
 
2013-03-19 06:00:51 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Lane, who suffers from hallucinations, psychosis and fantasies... so vote Republican?

/it's a crime to be mentally ill...it just takes a while for the punishment--not treatment--to kick in


There's a hell of a lot of people with mental illnesses who don't charge into a public location and start shooting people. Mental illness is being treated as a scapegoat/excuse more than it is an actual illness nowadays.
 
2013-03-19 06:01:18 PM
Well......you sort of have to give it up for someone who stands behind his convictions.....
 
2013-03-19 06:01:31 PM
1) He is mentally ill. No amount of "he'll see the error of his ways" will ever make it into his brain.

so

2) The families of the victims need to turn their backs on him and speak to the others that that can hear them. Wasting their breath on this boy/man in hopes of thinking it will hurt him or make a difference is a fool's errand.

3) Yes, I know he's in for life, but still - there are certain crimes that call out for mandatory sterilization (not castration). There are certain crimes where the violent perp should never, ever, make an offspring. This is one of those.
 
2013-03-19 06:01:34 PM
What's the big deal? I masturbate with the hand that held my ladies boob.  How does that make me history's greatest monster?
 
2013-03-19 06:01:41 PM

Reverend J: LaraAmber: Ritley: The fact that most people think its OK for people to be raped/killed in prison is more sickening than this crime.

Okay?  No.  A viable alternative until the Government allows us to start catapulting people into the sun?  Yes.

Or, you know, we could have a system that rehabilitates prisoners like the rest of the civilized world.  But don't let me get in your way of need wanton violence.


I'm all for rehabilitation, I think it would be great on most inmates, but do you honestly believe rehabilitation would work on this guy?
 
2013-03-19 06:02:02 PM
I am against the death penalty, mostly for financial reasons.  I could see an exception for this case, but what he really needs is treatment for his mental health issues.  He'll never be mentally healthy, and the idea of rehabilitating someone like that is ridiculous.  Sedate him, dope him up and try to get him to feel remorse.  I want him to feel bad about what he did.

Along with that, to NEVER be allowed to see life outside a super max prison again.  1 hour a day of outside air and the rest inside.  If there is a hard labor option, give him that as well.

Sick fark.
 
2013-03-19 06:02:26 PM

Reverend J: LaraAmber: Ritley: The fact that most people think its OK for people to be raped/killed in prison is more sickening than this crime.

Okay?  No.  A viable alternative until the Government allows us to start catapulting people into the sun?  Yes.

Or, you know, we could have a system that rehabilitates prisoners like the rest of the civilized world.  But don't let me get in your way of need wanton violence.


So you are volunteering to take on rehabilitating him?

Not everything or everyone is fixable.  It's broken forever and leaving it around just allows it to poison others.
 
2013-03-19 06:02:39 PM

Pork1: His parents must be very proud.


I can't fathom my boys, they're both under 4 years old, growing up to be psychopaths like this kid.

I'm against the death penalty in all cases, even for people like this.

I cannot help but wonder what his childhood was like??

/rambling
 
2013-03-19 06:02:46 PM

JonnyG: The Stealth Hippopotamus: nekom: You do realize that the death penalty is more expensive, don't you? Legal fees and all that.

expensive, but worth it.

Only because of the bleeding hearts. People like this don't deserve appeals. Sorry, but the only way to peace is to eliminate hate. Sure, we'll lose a few innocents, but in the end the world will be a happy place.


harshitkumargupta.files.wordpress.com

/Also you're a psychopath
 
2013-03-19 06:03:02 PM

lockers: What's the big deal? I masturbate with the hand that held my ladies boob.  How does that make me history's greatest monster?


That depends, was the boob still attached to the lady when you did it?
 
2013-03-19 06:04:41 PM

Paris1127: Lane offered one harsh sentence of his own: "The hand that pulls the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. fark all of you.

There are no words...


Umm,,,yeah there is, you just typed em

/cold motherfarker, he is.
 
2013-03-19 06:05:27 PM

stir22: Eddie Adams from Torrance: That boy ain't right.

this.  an overt sociopath.  pretty rare, actually.


More like a wanna-be sociopath. A real sociopath would be in tears, playing the little boy angle, convincingly showing remorse and empathy he didn't feel at all, in order to try and worm his way out of getting the full punishment he richly deserves.

This kid's actions just about scream "I AM TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO CONVINCE YOU WHAT A BADASS I AM".
 
2013-03-19 06:05:36 PM

Confabulat: I'm sure the guards won't have too much difficulty looking the other way should he find himself in an unpleasant situation in the shower room.


Otherwise known as date night.
 
2013-03-19 06:06:08 PM
A parting shot before hell on earth followed by hell in hell. Not a rosy future. I hope it was worth it.
 
2013-03-19 06:06:11 PM
My friend used to work as a prison guard. Whenever some cocky shiat-rat came through and started trash-talking them, they'd make sure he'd get "randomly" get paired with an AH* designated cell-mate.

*AH = Aggressive Homosexual
 
2013-03-19 06:06:28 PM

scottydoesntknow: I think this is a time where the appropriate sentence would be the victim's families, at any time on any day, can request him to leave his cell and get one extremely hard kick in the balls from each of them.


BEER_ME_in_CT: If I was the father of one of the kids he killed, I'd put their entire college fund into care packages for the rest of the prison population with notes explaining the situ and if they wouldnt mind doing me a solid. Enjoy the cigs boys!


I almost wished the judge turned him loose. He'd be dead before dark.
 
2013-03-19 06:06:59 PM

gilgigamesh: stir22: Eddie Adams from Torrance: That boy ain't right.

this.  an overt sociopath.  pretty rare, actually.

More like a wanna-be sociopath. A real sociopath would be in tears, playing the little boy angle, convincingly showing remorse and empathy he didn't feel at all, in order to try and worm his way out of getting the full punishment he richly deserves.

This kid's actions just about scream "I AM TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO CONVINCE YOU WHAT A BADASS I AM".


I think it is a ploy to get put in protective custody.
 
2013-03-19 06:07:33 PM

Profedius: I want to become his pen pal so I can send him letters such as "Had a great day out at the beach with the girlfriend we laid out and swam in the morning then in the afternoon we took out a sailboat. We ended up having sex on the sailboat and then that evening I made love to her on the beach as the sunset. We then had a wonderful steak dinner where the steak could be cut with a fork afterwards we had drinks and danced at a club. We got back to the hotel around 12 am and had sex about three times before taking a shower together then falling asleep in each other's arms. How was your day? Oh wait never mind I don't want to know because you are locked up in prison and will never get out."


are you telling him this, or us?
 
2013-03-19 06:09:02 PM

Profedius: I want to become his pen pal so I can send him letters such as "Had a great day out at the beach with the girlfriend we laid out and swam in the morning then in the afternoon we took out a sailboat. We ended up having sex on the sailboat and then that evening I made love to her on the beach as the sunset. We then had a wonderful steak dinner where the steak could be cut with a fork afterwards we had drinks and danced at a club. We got back to the hotel around 12 am and had sex about three times before taking a shower together then falling asleep in each other's arms. How was your day? Oh wait never mind I don't want to know because you are locked up in prison and will never get out."


http://www.news-herald.com/articles/2013/03/19/news/doc5148ad9c2b79d 67 8337531.txt

Replace "girlfriend" with "sister" and you might have a winner there ... oh, wait a couple years though ... you don't want to be in the clink with him.
 
2013-03-19 06:09:22 PM

WhippingBoy: My friend used to work as a prison guard. Whenever some cocky shiat-rat came through and started trash-talking them, they'd make sure he'd get "randomly" get paired with an AH* designated cell-mate.

*AH = Aggressive Homosexual


Your comments in the Steubenville thread are beginning to make more sense now.
 
2013-03-19 06:09:47 PM

Profedius: I want to become his pen pal so I can send him letters such as "Had a great day out at the beach with the girlfriend we laid out and swam in the morning then in the afternoon we took out a sailboat. We ended up having sex on the sailboat and then that evening I made love to her on the beach as the sunset. We then had a wonderful steak dinner where the steak could be cut with a fork afterwards we had drinks and danced at a club. We got back to the hotel around 12 am and had sex about three times before taking a shower together then falling asleep in each other's arms. How was your day? Oh wait never mind I don't want to know because you are locked up in prison and will never get out."


Every human being in the world should do this.
 
2013-03-19 06:09:52 PM

Cast: It's funny because the things that will happen to him in prison will make rape seem like a day at the spa.

That ass is going to be completely destroyed. Reconstructive surgery destroyed. Flat tire for 500 miles destroyed.

Killer indeed.


Boner killer maybe.
/til round 2 that is.
 
2013-03-19 06:09:58 PM

Confabulat: I'm sure the guards won't have too much difficulty looking the other way should he find himself in an unpleasant situation in the shower room.


My guess is the guards will love having this little asshole around.  Authoritarian types like jailers and cops like nothing better than a defiant punk to break.  It probably won't be a matter of them looking the other way so much as setting up party time with C Block and taking bets on how long he lasts.
 
2013-03-19 06:09:58 PM

lockers: What's the big deal? I masturbate with the hand that held my ladies boob.  How does that make me history's greatest monster?


Meh, the words you are reading right now were typed by the hand I fap with.
 
2013-03-19 06:10:26 PM
First the Steubenville rape case, now this.  At this rate, there'll be a Fark tag for Ohio by summer.
 
2013-03-19 06:10:47 PM

Quaker: JonnyG: The Stealth Hippopotamus: nekom: You do realize that the death penalty is more expensive, don't you? Legal fees and all that.

expensive, but worth it.

Only because of the bleeding hearts. People like this don't deserve appeals. Sorry, but the only way to peace is to eliminate hate. Sure, we'll lose a few innocents, but in the end the world will be a happy place.

[harshiatkumargupta.files.wordpress.com image 275x275]

/Also you're a psychopath


Stories of psychopaths on Fark also tends to bring other psychopaths out of the woodworks.

My theory is that the stories allow the latter to express their disturbed fantasies in a socially acceptable way.
 
2013-03-19 06:11:03 PM

Ritley: The fact that most people think its OK for people to be raped/killed in prison is more sickening than this crime.


Wow... as butthurt as you appear to be, its nothing compared to what's waiting for him. hehe
 
2013-03-19 06:11:03 PM

Karmic:
One again though I'm wondering how much money having the death penalty saves from people taking plea deals to life in prison in order to avoid it?  Anyone know of a study on this subject?  Personally I think the death penalty should be reserved for cases where there is absolutely no doubt that the person is guilty and remains a threat.  mass shootings, serial killers, this guy, etc.

I'm also wondering how his attorney allowed him into court with that shirt anyway.


I oppose the death penalty for a number of reasons, but I suspect you may be right on that. I would be interested to see if anyone did such a study as well. One further argument that does sort of have me at least understanding the pro death penalty crowd is what if a prisoner in jail for life kills another prisoner? Without the death penalty, they might as well just kill indiscriminately until they confine them to the SHU. If we MUST have the death penalty, I would like to see it reserved for particularly heinous crimes (child rape, terrorism including mass shootings, perjury resulting in an execution, massive election fraud, etc) and where the guilt is absolutely beyond any shadow of a doubt certain.
 
2013-03-19 06:11:03 PM
Unfortunately, I can see him becoming the prison bigshot that he dreams he is. Maybe not immediately, but he's young, able-bodied, destined to be locked up forever, and stupid enough that reform is out of the question. His choices are to either be tough or be dirt, and he's clearly made that choice already.

So while it might feel happy and righteous to cheer about harsh reality taking its course, my over/under on this twerp is 30/50 years. He'll fit right in with the rest of the sociopaths stuck in there forever.
 
2013-03-19 06:11:09 PM
Little man syndrome
 
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