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(HyperVocal)   There's showing no remorse, then there's showing up to court with a "KILLER" T-shirt and flipping off victims' families   (hypervocal.com) divider line 360
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14174 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Mar 2013 at 5:34 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-19 04:34:24 PM
Have fun in jail....


anyone want to set the over/under?
 
2013-03-19 04:37:25 PM
oh wow. the defense lawyers face is priceless. wtf is that?? Is he? No!? He can't, but he is?!
 
2013-03-19 04:39:10 PM
Some people just don't deserve to be alive...him for example.
Have fun in jail honey. Your a-hole is gonna look like the Holland Tunnel....if you live that long.
 
2013-03-19 04:42:15 PM
That boy ain't right.
 
2013-03-19 04:51:40 PM
So that's what happened to Sid from Toy Story.
 
2013-03-19 04:54:58 PM
I bet all his jail buddies are gonna be so impressed by how much of a bad ass he is
 
2013-03-19 04:56:12 PM
of course, we cant have a death penalty. instead this guy gets to live out his life on our dime. wtf. this guy should be the poster child for execution, especially with his little quote.

FTFA: Lane offered one harsh sentence of his own: "The hand that pulls the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. fark all of you."
 
2013-03-19 05:05:04 PM
I'm sure the guards won't have too much difficulty looking the other way should he find himself in an unpleasant situation in the shower room.
 
2013-03-19 05:05:06 PM

Livingroom: of course, we cant have a death penalty. instead this guy gets to live out his life on our dime. wtf. this guy should be the poster child for execution, especially with his little quote.

FTFA: Lane offered one harsh sentence of his own: "The hand that pulls the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. fark all of you."


You do realize that the death penalty is more expensive, don't you? Legal fees and all that.

/fark that guy, life in a hole works just fine for him.
 
2013-03-19 05:07:40 PM

nekom: You do realize that the death penalty is more expensive, don't you? Legal fees and all that.


expensive, but worth it.
 
2013-03-19 05:10:16 PM
At least he didn't placate himself by crying for mercy, giving a fake apology, or admitting the errors of his ways. I admire such conviction.
 
2013-03-19 05:12:39 PM
Lane offered one harsh sentence of his own: "The hand that pulls the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. fark all of you.

There are no words...
 
2013-03-19 05:16:00 PM
I'd say the over / under on him getting a shower-shank in the pen is about 3 weeks / 2 months.
 
2013-03-19 05:16:04 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: nekom: You do realize that the death penalty is more expensive, don't you? Legal fees and all that.

expensive, but worth it.


The SOB was 17 when he shot up his school, so he's ineligible as per the Supreme Court (Roper v. Simmons, 543 US 551, 2005). While they cannot execute him, they can lock him up in a supermax prison, depriving him of most human contact for the rest of his life, which is both cheaper and possibly as bad as or worse than death.
 
2013-03-19 05:20:37 PM
I think this is a time where the appropriate sentence would be the victim's families, at any time on any day, can request him to leave his cell and get one extremely hard kick in the balls from each of them.

Let's see him try to masturbate to murders when his balls are larger than grapefruits from swelling.
 
2013-03-19 05:24:01 PM
I don't agree with the death penalty because I don't trust our justice system, but sometimes I wonder if there shouldn't be exceptions.
 
2013-03-19 05:24:01 PM

Paris1127: The SOB was 17 when he shot up his school, so he's ineligible as per the Supreme Court (Roper v. Simmons, 543 US 551, 2005). While they cannot execute him, they can lock him up in a supermax prison, depriving him of most human contact for the rest of his life, which is both cheaper and possibly as bad as or worse than death.


We're going to see 10-15-20-30 etc etc year anniversary special out of this eff-wad. Oh! And if he finds religion we going to see him more often then that!

If we kill him we only have to worry about him being in the 10-15 and maybe the 20th year shows
 
2013-03-19 05:24:50 PM
but the law is the law so no needle for him.....
 
2013-03-19 05:28:28 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: oh wow. the defense lawyers face is priceless. wtf is that?? Is he? No!? He can't, but he is?!


No, I think he's saying "Thank god this case is over, what a complete and utter shiatbag, once this is done i'm gonna go and punch his parents".

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2013-03-19 05:31:38 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Have fun in jail....


anyone want to set the over/under?


Dahmer lasted 2 years before they got him. I don't expect this guy to make it past 12 months with his attitude.
 
2013-03-19 05:37:10 PM
I don't think I've said this since the Newtown shooting, but WHAT THE fark IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?
 
2013-03-19 05:39:13 PM

Paris1127: The Stealth Hippopotamus: nekom: You do realize that the death penalty is more expensive, don't you? Legal fees and all that.

expensive, but worth it.

The SOB was 17 when he shot up his school, so he's ineligible as per the Supreme Court (Roper v. Simmons, 543 US 551, 2005). While they cannot execute him, they can lock him up in a supermax prison, depriving him of most human contact for the rest of his life, which is both cheaper and possibly as bad as or worse than death.


I was thinking that we need to figure out a "hurry up and die" method of incarceration. Sensory deprivation with an unlimited supply of junk food sounds like a start.
 
2013-03-19 05:39:23 PM
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2013-03-19 05:39:45 PM
He'll be very popular in the pen...especially without the guns. And I don't mean the little chicken arms.
 
2013-03-19 05:39:55 PM
The fact that most people think its OK for people to be raped/killed in prison is more sickening than this crime.
 
2013-03-19 05:40:34 PM

cannotsuggestaname: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Have fun in jail....


anyone want to set the over/under?

Dahmer lasted 2 years before they got him. I don't expect this guy to make it past 12 months with his attitude.


I'd say six months or less because he's so little.  To make 12 he would need to be sent to a women's facility, and even there he would be toast.
 
2013-03-19 05:40:42 PM
Well son, before the sentencing portion I'm going to hold you in contempt of court.  That'll be 10 years in solitary and then we'll try this again.
 
2013-03-19 05:41:10 PM
Dammitsomuch!!1!

Murderer of three apologizes to his victims' families at sentencing hearing. With his middle finger. While wearing a t-shirt with the word "KILLER" on it

/Step 1. Hire Caveman Lawyer
/Sept 2. Sit in dark and mutter over the inequities in life
 
2013-03-19 05:42:00 PM
Wow, a society created monster.  Why is everybody so butthurt?
 
2013-03-19 05:42:17 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: nekom: You do realize that the death penalty is more expensive, don't you? Legal fees and all that.

expensive, but worth it.


Only because of the bleeding hearts. People like this don't deserve appeals. Sorry, but the only way to peace is to eliminate hate. Sure, we'll lose a few innocents, but in the end the world will be a happy place.
 
2013-03-19 05:42:23 PM
FTFA: Lane offered one harsh sentence of his own: "The hand that pulls the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. fark all of you."

Is it the left or the right hand, kiddo? Oh never mind, I'll just break 'em both.
 
2013-03-19 05:42:45 PM

txchad: Wow, a society created monster.  Why is everybody so butthurt?


Society created my dumb ass too, but I never run around shooting people.
 
2013-03-19 05:42:46 PM

Ritley: The fact that most people think its OK for people to be raped/killed in prison is more sickening than this crime.


Ohh this is gonna be good!

*grabs popcorn*
 
2013-03-19 05:43:33 PM
he told you he was hardcore..
 
2013-03-19 05:43:36 PM
Good for him sticking to his guns(if you'll forgive the expression).
 
2013-03-19 05:44:27 PM
That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, let's have a tune
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

//Got nothing.
 
2013-03-19 05:45:16 PM

Paris1127: The Stealth Hippopotamus: nekom: You do realize that the death penalty is more expensive, don't you? Legal fees and all that.

expensive, but worth it.

The SOB was 17 when he shot up his school, so he's ineligible as per the Supreme Court (Roper v. Simmons, 543 US 551, 2005). While they cannot execute him, they can lock him up in a supermax prison, depriving him of most human contact for the rest of his life, which is both cheaper and possibly as bad as or worse than death.



For now. Remember these threads before Roper? Death is preferable, prison is the harsher punishment, abolish the death penalty and keep the bastards locked up for the rest of their lives. Now that the Supreme Court has obliged, life imprisonment is the new worst thing ever, only loser countries do it, etc etc. The same talking points and lawsuits will now be used in an effort to get life sentences outlawed.
 
2013-03-19 05:45:37 PM

Ritley: The fact that most people think its OK for people to be raped/killed in prison is more sickening than this crime.


Okay?  No.  A viable alternative until the Government allows us to start catapulting people into the sun?  Yes.
 
2013-03-19 05:47:20 PM
He's doing the tough guy routine now, but after six months in an adult prison he'll be regretting that. In a year he will find Jesus, claim his dad molested him etc etc.
 
2013-03-19 05:47:31 PM
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2013-03-19 05:47:35 PM

JonnyG: The Stealth Hippopotamus: nekom: You do realize that the death penalty is more expensive, don't you? Legal fees and all that.

expensive, but worth it.

Only because of the bleeding hearts. People like this don't deserve appeals. Sorry, but the only way to peace is to eliminate hate. Sure, we'll lose a few innocents, but in the end the world will be a happy place.


Deal. If I get to define "hate".
 
2013-03-19 05:48:31 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: That boy ain't right.


this.  an overt sociopath.  pretty rare, actually.
 
2013-03-19 05:48:42 PM

scottydoesntknow: Ritley: The fact that most people think its OK for people to be raped/killed in prison is more sickening than this crime.

Ohh this is gonna be good!

*grabs popcorn*


I don't agree with the comparison, but there is some truth in this. Prisons are "supposed" to reform and rehabilitate. They most certainly do not, nor is it the intention of the justice system for that to be the case. People go to prison and become hardened and detached. What the hell is the point of a prison system if it does nothing to deter crime or rehabilitate people? Just fast track all the criminals to death - watch how fast crime drops. Sure, violent crimes may not drop, but the overall rate certainly will.

Yeah, there are many holes in this fantasy of mine, but I can't help but think if we had a justice system that actually "tried" to do some good, we'd probably see a change.
 
2013-03-19 05:48:48 PM
It's funny because the things that will happen to him in prison will make rape seem like a day at the spa.

That ass is going to be completely destroyed. Reconstructive surgery destroyed. Flat tire for 500 miles destroyed.

Killer indeed.
 
2013-03-19 05:49:29 PM
I have a strong suspicion this kid has played too much Call of Duty.
 
2013-03-19 05:49:54 PM
I want to become his pen pal so I can send him letters such as "Had a great day out at the beach with the girlfriend we laid out and swam in the morning then in the afternoon we took out a sailboat. We ended up having sex on the sailboat and then that evening I made love to her on the beach as the sunset. We then had a wonderful steak dinner where the steak could be cut with a fork afterwards we had drinks and danced at a club. We got back to the hotel around 12 am and had sex about three times before taking a shower together then falling asleep in each other's arms. How was your day? Oh wait never mind I don't want to know because you are locked up in prison and will never get out."
 
2013-03-19 05:50:01 PM
For some, death would be a welcome release. For some, any attention no matter how negative, is attention that they crave.

This guy wants to be focused on. A death penalty would keep is ass in the news due to appeals. Putting him in general population would allow him to continue his attention whoring. This guy craves attention, no matter how it is received.

Put him in a dark, solitary cell. No human contact. No outside contact. No means of killing himself. Feed him the minimum required to continue living. Nothing to do but stare at a wall, until the day he dies. A punishment worse than death, because a death sentence means people will remember you (simply for the fact that just about everyone that gets a death sentence gets a spot in the infamous halls of fame). Wasting away forgotten and alone means no one will remember you.
 
2013-03-19 05:50:31 PM
Tie that little farker in a chair and let people beat the hell out of him Airplane! style.
 
2013-03-19 05:50:56 PM
Why didn't CNN talk about how his promising life is now ruined because of this conviction?
 
2013-03-19 05:51:09 PM
His parents must be very proud.
 
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