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(ABC Action News)   ♫Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.♫ And I went to pick her up in the rain. But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck I got runned over by a damned old eighteen wheeler when I ran a stoplight.♫   (abcactionnews.com) divider line 41
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2013-03-19 02:59:58 PM  
Brilliant.
 
2013-03-19 03:08:45 PM  
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'...
 
2013-03-19 03:13:20 PM  
You know,that would be the perfect country and western song, but you neglected to mention 2 things. Something about a train and a dog.
 
2013-03-19 04:28:20 PM  
highly approves
www.examiner.com
 
2013-03-19 04:29:25 PM  
You never even call me...
 
2013-03-19 04:29:31 PM  
The irony is perfect. Racist country singer gets run over by old black blues artist.

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2013-03-19 04:30:07 PM  
Must have been real interesting riding on the tour bus.

i27.servimg.com
 
2013-03-19 04:31:15 PM  
 
2013-03-19 04:31:22 PM  
Steve Goodman wrote "You Never Even Call Me By My Name" song when he, John Prine and Jimmy Buffet went to Nashville.

"There's nothing to this country music.  I'll write the perfect song."

///Steve also wrote "The City of New Orleans" train song, recorded by Arlo Guthrie and Wille Nelson.
 
2013-03-19 04:31:32 PM  

metamax: The irony is perfect. Racist country singer gets run over by old black blues artist.

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At a crossroads, no less.
 
2013-03-19 04:33:02 PM  

netringer: ///Steve also wrote "The City of New Orleans" train song, recorded by Arlo Guthrie and Wille Nelson.


GREAT Song
 
2013-03-19 04:33:26 PM  
you gotta learn how ta pick em son
learn how ta lick em son
learn how to stick em son between the thighs
 
2013-03-19 04:38:37 PM  
Green, then red?  What the hell??

/not subby
 
2013-03-19 04:40:25 PM  

spentmiles: you gotta learn how ta pick em son
learn how ta lick em son
learn how to stick em son between the thighs


fark Aneta Bryant! Who the hell is she? Tellin' all them attractive and successful homosexual Americans that they can't be free! Throw that biatch in prison, maybe then she'll see just how much them goddamn homosexuals mean to me!

Be... cause... they... wash your clothes, clean your cell, help you drain your hose, give you smokes, laugh at jokes, sew up all your clothes, rub your feet, beat your meat, heaven only knows what I'd do without those homosexuals! They all read and write, fark all night, clean your fingernails, help you dress, play you chess, lay you down some rails, be your wife, take your life in a jealous rage... who says we don't need them homosexuals?

I tell you, some are big, some are small, some are in-between! Some are yellow-bellied queers, some of them are mean! Some are killers, some are theives, some are singers, too. In face, Aneta Bryant, some act just like you.
 
2013-03-19 05:11:03 PM  

vicejay: Green, then red?  What the hell??

/not subby


/knows who subby is and he was robbed.
 
2013-03-19 05:19:30 PM  
cdn.head-fi.org
 
2013-03-19 05:23:59 PM  

metamax: The irony is perfect. Racist country singer gets run over by old black blues artist.

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Okay, please tell me how David Allen Coe is racist. I've heard the accusations before, but I've never seen any evidence of his alleged racism.

And I will not accept anything as weak as occasionally flying a Confederate flag either.

Please tell us all how he is racist.

Until you can do that, go hang out with your token black friend.

/seen DAC a couple of times
//Great shows, good music, nothing racist about it in the least.
///Someone told me that if I use slashies I should use three of them.
 
2013-03-19 05:26:32 PM  

Happy Hours: Please tell us all how he is racist.


Well he DOES have a song called iggernay uckerfay.
 
2013-03-19 05:28:08 PM  

R.A.Danny: Happy Hours: Please tell us all how he is racist.

Well he DOES have a song called iggernay uckerfay.


Of course I personally believe he isn't filled with hate, he just writes music. Here's his side  http://www.countrystandardtime.com/d/article.asp?xid=360
 
2013-03-19 05:29:45 PM  

Happy Hours: metamax: The irony is perfect. Racist country singer gets run over by old black blues artist.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x313]

Okay, please tell me how David Allen Coe is racist. I've heard the accusations before, but I've never seen any evidence of his alleged racism.

And I will not accept anything as weak as occasionally flying a Confederate flag either.

Please tell us all how he is racist.

Until you can do that, go hang out with your token black friend.

/seen DAC a couple of times
//Great shows, good music, nothing racist about it in the least.
///Someone told me that if I use slashies I should use three of them.


DAC did two self-distributed albums, Underground and Nothing Sacred. One of the albums had a song on it called Attractive and Successful African American Farker (unfilterize that and you've got the real title).


That may have something to do with it.

The rest of both albums, however, were just good old fashioned dirty country. But that one song juuuuust might get people up in arms a bit.

Now, I've read somewhere that the song was written as a tongue in cheek parody. I mean, these are the albums that contain such classics as Farkin' In The Butt, Don't Bite The Dick, Cum Stains on the Pillow, Little Suzy Shallow Throat, Fark Aneta Bryant, and others, but who knows?
 
2013-03-19 06:11:47 PM  

R.A.Danny: Happy Hours: Please tell us all how he is racist.

Well he DOES have a song called iggernay uckerfay.


And I'm looking for it, but can't seem to find it so far. I'm sort of getting distracted. He didn't play it when I saw him.

But apparently that was a song he wrote and played in the '70s. Is it possible that he's reformed? He claims not to be a racist.

If I called someone a n******* 30 years ago, does that mean I'm still a racist? Does it even mean I was racist back when I used that term? It's an offensive term to be sure, but when someone is pissed off and stopping just short of violence, they're probably going to pull out every offensive word they can think of.

Okay, I just found the lyrics to the song in question (still looking for an actual recording of it). Yeah, they are definitely offensive and probably even racist but I can't get outraged over them. He's an unapologetic "outlaw country" musician.

He's not a robe-wearing member of the KKK. He doesn't advocate segregation or lynchings. To be honest, if my girlfriend farked a black dude, I'd be pissed off too. Of course, I'd be pissed off no matter who she cheated with. Merely pointing out that it was a black guy doesn't make one racist.

According to one of the links posted earlier his drummer is black and is married to a white woman.. I can't say I really noticed the color of his drummer's skin when I saw him play- I just didn't notice it, . The first time I saw DAC I was there to see Warren Haynes. The 2nd time I saw him was because I loved the concert the first time I saw him.

But let's get one thing clear for once and for all. Sometimes musicians hold opinions which differ from our own. Sometimes we might not like their opinions but still like their music.

It really doesn't appear to me that he is pushing a racist agenda. You could try to argue that he's just keeping that under wraps so he can sell more music and perhaps that is true. I still remain unconvinced though.
 
2013-03-19 06:18:37 PM  

Happy Hours: R.A.Danny: Happy Hours: Please tell us all how he is racist.

Well he DOES have a song called iggernay uckerfay.

And I'm looking for it, but can't seem to find it so far. I'm sort of getting distracted. He didn't play it when I saw him.



He doesn't play the two underground album songs in concert, and the albums were mail-order only in the first place.
 
2013-03-19 07:00:03 PM  

Happy Hours: R.A.Danny: Happy Hours: Please tell us all how he is racist.

Well he DOES have a song called iggernay uckerfay.

And I'm looking for it, but can't seem to find it so far. I'm sort of getting distracted. He didn't play it when I saw him.

But apparently that was a song he wrote and played in the '70s. Is it possible that he's reformed? He claims not to be a racist.

If I called someone a n******* 30 years ago, does that mean I'm still a racist? Does it even mean I was racist back when I used that term? It's an offensive term to be sure, but when someone is pissed off and stopping just short of violence, they're probably going to pull out every offensive word they can think of.

Okay, I just found the lyrics to the song in question (still looking for an actual recording of it). Yeah, they are definitely offensive and probably even racist but I can't get outraged over them. He's an unapologetic "outlaw country" musician.

He's not a robe-wearing member of the KKK. He doesn't advocate segregation or lynchings. To be honest, if my girlfriend farked a black dude, I'd be pissed off too. Of course, I'd be pissed off no matter who she cheated with. Merely pointing out that it was a black guy doesn't make one racist.

According to one of the links posted earlier his drummer is black and is married to a white woman.. I can't say I really noticed the color of his drummer's skin when I saw him play- I just didn't notice it, . The first time I saw DAC I was there to see Warren Haynes. The 2nd time I saw him was because I loved the concert the first time I saw him.

But let's get one thing clear for once and for all. Sometimes musicians hold opinions which differ from our own. Sometimes we might not like their opinions but still like their music.

It really doesn't appear to me that he is pushing a racist agenda. You could try to argue that he's just keeping that under wraps so he can sell more music and perhaps that is true. I still remain unconvinced though.


Some nice rationalizing there.

"Show me one rascist thing he's ever done!"...."ok that's probably rascist but he's an outlaw musician"..."it's not like he's in the KKK, so it doesn't bother me."

For me, I doubt he's any more rascist than any other "outlaw country" musician. So basically, who cares?
 
2013-03-19 07:29:04 PM  
His biggest hit?

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2013-03-19 07:32:28 PM  
Tell'em Large Marge sent ya!
 
2013-03-19 07:34:27 PM  
Great. Now he'll write another song with his own damn name in it.
 
2013-03-19 07:35:55 PM  
Didn't he just do a "Dukes of Hazzard "  reunion show?
Hopefully that pays well enough to keep a few back-up Suburbans at home.
 
2013-03-19 07:52:57 PM  
Nobody stops at red lights in Florida.

But that's understandable since the lights change colors randomly.

/completely serious
 
2013-03-19 08:06:50 PM  
The secondary crash resulted in a diesel fuel and fresh produce spill

WAS THE PRODUCE OK????
 
2013-03-19 08:16:54 PM  

netringer: ///Steve also wrote "The City of New Orleans" train song, recorded by Arlo Guthrie and Wille Nelson.


And he pitched it to Arlo in bar over a beer, if you believe Arlo's version of the story.

/Not saying Arlo Guthrie is a liar, just saying he tends to embellish his stories just a little.
 
2013-03-19 08:29:11 PM  

R.A.Danny: R.A.Danny: Happy Hours: Please tell us all how he is racist.

Well he DOES have a song called iggernay uckerfay.

Of course I personally believe he isn't filled with hate, he just writes music. Here's his side  http://www.countrystandardtime.com/d/article.asp?xid=360


His side seems to boil down to
"I can't be racist  becasue I have a black drummer, a black drummer married to a white girl"
That and that he has dreadlocks.
 
2013-03-19 08:34:13 PM  

Tom_Slick: netringer: ///Steve also wrote "The City of New Orleans" train song, recorded by Arlo Guthrie and Wille Nelson.

And he pitched it to Arlo in bar over a beer, if you believe Arlo's version of the story.

/Not saying Arlo Guthrie is a liar, just saying he tends to embellish his stories just a little.


IIRC, Steve told pretty much the same story.
At The Earl of Old Town.  "Tell you what. You buy me a beer and you can do anything you want while I drink it."

I don't think he was pitching it to Arlo as much as demoing it to get his opinion.

Earl suggested the middle verse when Steve only had the beginning and end, "Tell what happened on the train ride."
 
2013-03-19 08:56:25 PM  
his website says he will be ok.

/his oldest sister is a first-rate whore
 
2013-03-19 09:16:11 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: his oldest sister is a first-rate whore


Go on....
 
2013-03-19 10:21:12 PM  
To be fair ... DAC is batshiat insane.
 
2013-03-20 12:00:06 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: netringer: ///Steve also wrote "The City of New Orleans" train song, recorded by Arlo Guthrie and Wille Nelson.

GREAT Song


"Chicago Shorty" was a farking GOD of music!
 
2013-03-20 07:38:08 AM  

netringer: Steve Goodman wrote "You Never Even Call Me By My Name" song when he, John Prine and Jimmy Buffet went to Nashville.

"There's nothing to this country music.  I'll write the perfect song."

///Steve also wrote "The City of New Orleans" train song, recorded by Arlo Guthrie and Wille Nelson.


Actually, You Never Even Call Me by my Name was written by Steve Goodman and John Prine during a trip to New York City. Prine refused to take writing credits. After DAC recorded it and Goodman reaped a lot royalties, he bought Prine a juke box.

I had an old bootleg of Steve Goodman live in concert on which he sang a different last verse:

Ever since the dog for drunk and died and Mama went to prison
Things around this old farm just haven't been the same
And it was raining when mom broke out
She drove her emerald getaway laundry truck right into train
 
2013-03-20 07:53:35 AM  
This is Rebel Son, they open for David Allan Coe anytime he plays in Raleigh. Ive partied with them at the singers house. They are country as corn
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2013-03-20 09:14:35 AM  
Saw DAC about 6 months ago. His voice is still tight, but his body is going out.

He weighs about 400 lbs, has dreadlocks, beads, ribbions... in his knee length hair, walks with the aid of a cane and someone holding his arm and can barely see. He's in his mid to late 70's. Frankly, I'm surprized he's still with us. Stubbing his toe could be life threatening.
 
2013-03-20 04:23:48 PM  
I'm partial to his classics:

The Three Biggest Lies in the World
1- This'll only hurt for a little while
2- I'll only put the head of it in
3- I promise that I'll never try to cum in yo mouth.....

and

Linda Lovelace
I tell you I'm the only motherfarker in the world that can make Linda Lovelace gag
 
2013-03-20 09:22:02 PM  
  what has one hundred legs and five hundred teeth?


    The front row of a David Allen Coe concert...
 
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