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(Daily Mail)   If you had 'just hours' before Lindsay Lohan would try to sneak in a club after being sentenced then step up to collect your prize   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 14
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2013-03-19 07:13:22 PM
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RacySmurff: "...Greek chorus of paps"?

pap 1 (pp)
n.
1. Midland U.S. A teat or nipple.
2. Something resembling a nipple.

I'm assuming the article was written by the same douche that started the trend of calling Bigfoot "Squatch". Well stop it. The english language is not your playground. Once you put in the work and become a wordsmith I won't have a problem with it. Your initials are not e. e.


It's pretty standard usage in celebrity coverage, from the Italian "paparazzo" -- would you like me to look that up for you as well?
2013-03-19 06:57:14 PM
2 votes:

BATMANATEE: markie_farkie: FlashHarry: um, that's not her.

FTA:

If it was her, Lindsay wasn't totally audacious about the move and tried to cover herself as she was driven up to club AV in the back of an SUV while her friend pouted at the cameras.

The real question is who is her far more attractive friend, and does she have low standards?


Hint: she's hanging out with Lindsay.
2013-03-19 04:53:02 PM
2 votes:

Did no one actually read the article? Here's the key clause:


"If it was her,..."


It's the Daily Fail. That's how lazy they are - someone sent them a picture of some unknown woman, with another person completely covered up in the back seat, and ran with that story. The whole article is couched in weasel-words designed to appear salacious but not libelious, in case LiLo actually was somewhere else entirely and felt like smacking the shiat out of the Fail. Meanwhile, just about everyone who reads that rag now thinks she was flouting the legal system, even though there's no proof at all, not one item of it, in that article.
2013-03-19 06:39:25 PM
1 votes:
She's an alcoholic. What did he expect?
2013-03-19 06:38:32 PM
1 votes:
I hope she gets caught violating court orders and has to spend a few months in jail.  At this point that is pretty much all I am looking forward to.
2013-03-19 06:08:55 PM
1 votes:
I don't know who looked sleazier, her or her lawyer.
2013-03-19 05:48:34 PM
1 votes:

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: ObeliskToucher: FormlessOne: Did no one actually read the article? Here's the key clause:


"If it was her,..."

It's the Daily Fail. That's how lazy they are - someone sent them a picture of some unknown woman, with another person completely covered up in the back seat, and ran with that story. The whole article is couched in weasel-words designed to appear salacious but not libelious, in case LiLo actually was somewhere else entirely and felt like smacking the shiat out of the Fail. Meanwhile, just about everyone who reads that rag now thinks she was flouting the legal system, even though there's no proof at all, not one item of it, in that article.

She's still not going to have sex with you...

Who knows? She very well might.


But you'd better hurry. She's about to Plato.
2013-03-19 05:35:47 PM
1 votes:

Mentalpatient87: Serious question: Why? Are these places so farking awesome that you have to spend every waking hour there? Why can't you just do coke and listen to shiatty music at home a few days a week?


You don't get paid millions to be on celebrity rehab staying at home broski.
2013-03-19 05:32:03 PM
1 votes:
Serious question: Why? Are these places so farking awesome that you have to spend every waking hour there? Why can't you just do coke and listen to shiatty music at home a few days a week?
2013-03-19 05:24:47 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

um, that's not her.
2013-03-19 05:23:38 PM
1 votes:
I'd like to continue to joke at her expense, but at this point (knowing as many alcoholics as I have) I can't.  She's an addict and it's clear she thinks and acts like one.  They can put her in rehab for a year and it won't make a difference because she really doesn't have a desire to stop feeding her addiction to drugs and alcohol.  It's not funny to me anymore...it's sad.
2013-03-19 05:21:44 PM
1 votes:

ObeliskToucher: FormlessOne: Did no one actually read the article? Here's the key clause:


"If it was her,..."

It's the Daily Fail. That's how lazy they are - someone sent them a picture of some unknown woman, with another person completely covered up in the back seat, and ran with that story. The whole article is couched in weasel-words designed to appear salacious but not libelious, in case LiLo actually was somewhere else entirely and felt like smacking the shiat out of the Fail. Meanwhile, just about everyone who reads that rag now thinks she was flouting the legal system, even though there's no proof at all, not one item of it, in that article.

She's still not going to have sex with you...


She might, if he were to rack up some lines...
2013-03-19 05:18:44 PM
1 votes:

ObeliskToucher: FormlessOne: Did no one actually read the article? Here's the key clause:


"If it was her,..."

It's the Daily Fail. That's how lazy they are - someone sent them a picture of some unknown woman, with another person completely covered up in the back seat, and ran with that story. The whole article is couched in weasel-words designed to appear salacious but not libelious, in case LiLo actually was somewhere else entirely and felt like smacking the shiat out of the Fail. Meanwhile, just about everyone who reads that rag now thinks she was flouting the legal system, even though there's no proof at all, not one item of it, in that article.

She's still not going to have sex with you...


Who knows? She very well might.
2013-03-19 04:42:03 PM
1 votes:
Stupid bint.
 
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