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(Daily Mail)   If you had 'just hours' before Lindsay Lohan would try to sneak in a club after being sentenced then step up to collect your prize   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 63
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2013-03-19 11:13:21 PM

RacySmurff: "...Greek chorus of paps"?

pap 1 (pp)
n.
1. Midland U.S. A teat or nipple.
2. Something resembling a nipple.

I'm assuming the article was written by the same douche that started the trend of calling Bigfoot "Squatch". Well stop it. The english language is not your playground. Once you put in the work and become a wordsmith I won't have a problem with it. Your initials are not e. e.


I'm not entirely sure, but it could be some of that silly rhyming slang the British so love.
 
2013-03-19 11:47:30 PM
I've lost track of why I should care if this chick wants to drink and do drugs.
 
2013-03-19 11:55:22 PM

Surool: ClavellBCMI: Over/under on number of days until she fails her first court-ordered mandatory drug test: 5 days.

Never. The California courts are a f*cking joke when it comes to celebrities.


She needs to go to jail. Now. For at least a year. It was the only thing that saved Robert Downey Jr.
 
2013-03-19 11:59:16 PM

Milk D: ukexpat: Stupid bint.

i prefer a moistened bint...but allow it.


Just watch out for the scimitars.
 
2013-03-20 02:15:37 AM

Gyrfalcon: Surool: ClavellBCMI: Over/under on number of days until she fails her first court-ordered mandatory drug test: 5 days.

Never. The California courts are a f*cking joke when it comes to celebrities.

She needs to go to jail. Now. For at least a year. It was the only thing that saved Robert Downey Jr.


Seriously. If they don't give her real grown-up jail time, she's gonna end up dead.
 
2013-03-20 04:06:55 AM

Surool: Seriously. If they don't give her real grown-up jail time, she's gonna end up dead.


Club 27 is only two and a half months away.
 
2013-03-20 06:29:56 AM
damn hard looking 26! i know women in their thirties whom she looks ten years older than...
 
2013-03-20 07:04:23 AM
Since when did LiLo start hanging out with iCarly?  Where's Sam?  Did they get into a skimpy nighty pillow fight?

/I'd buy that for a dollar.
 
2013-03-20 08:39:19 AM

bluecrabscribe: Since when did LiLo start hanging out with iCarly?  Where's Sam?  Did they get into a skimpy nighty pillow fight?

/I'd buy that for a dollar.


I would do horrible things to that Sam girl. And something tells me she'd really, really enjoy it.
 
2013-03-20 09:29:30 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/18/article-2295077-18C36F4A0000 05DC-532_634x735.jpgHe looks like Bobby bottle service
 
2013-03-20 10:06:03 AM
I've lost track of why I should care if this chick wants to drink and do drugs.

You'd probably get back on track pretty quick if she got loaded and then smashed her Porsche into the side of your car, permanently crippling you in the process.I don't give a shiat either tbf but it's pretty astounding she didn't even get her license revoked. I'd have thought that was part of the deal
 
2013-03-20 10:43:53 AM
I remember a time when a Lohan thread meant hot pictures of said Lohan.
 
2013-03-20 09:41:20 PM

Angry Buddha: I remember a time when a Lohan thread meant hot pictures of said Lohan.


All of the "hot Lohan" pics have been posted, repeatedly.

There will be no new ones. Ever.

Unless you're a necrophiliac.
 
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