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(Daily Mail)   If you had 'just hours' before Lindsay Lohan would try to sneak in a club after being sentenced then step up to collect your prize   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 63
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2013-03-19 04:42:03 PM  
Stupid bint.
 
2013-03-19 04:42:38 PM  
www.earthworksaction.org
 
2013-03-19 04:45:22 PM  
FTA:
Before the Meal Girls actress left the courtroom,...

I'm cautiously intrigued.
 
2013-03-19 04:45:43 PM  
She looks like a hot mess.
Do not want.
 
2013-03-19 04:49:46 PM  
just do some porn and get it over with, Lilo.
 
2013-03-19 04:52:44 PM  
That was a pain in the ass to read.

So, Lohan went to a club before before starting her sentence. got it. thanks Daily Mail
 
2013-03-19 04:53:02 PM  

Did no one actually read the article? Here's the key clause:


"If it was her,..."


It's the Daily Fail. That's how lazy they are - someone sent them a picture of some unknown woman, with another person completely covered up in the back seat, and ran with that story. The whole article is couched in weasel-words designed to appear salacious but not libelious, in case LiLo actually was somewhere else entirely and felt like smacking the shiat out of the Fail. Meanwhile, just about everyone who reads that rag now thinks she was flouting the legal system, even though there's no proof at all, not one item of it, in that article.
 
2013-03-19 05:11:34 PM  

FormlessOne: Did no one actually read the article? Here's the key clause:


"If it was her,..."

It's the Daily Fail. That's how lazy they are - someone sent them a picture of some unknown woman, with another person completely covered up in the back seat, and ran with that story. The whole article is couched in weasel-words designed to appear salacious but not libelious, in case LiLo actually was somewhere else entirely and felt like smacking the shiat out of the Fail. Meanwhile, just about everyone who reads that rag now thinks she was flouting the legal system, even though there's no proof at all, not one item of it, in that article.


I don't think anyone reads that particular brand of toilet paper for proof of anything. Other than maybe proof of the decline of society as a whole, but that's another story.
 
2013-03-19 05:12:22 PM  

FormlessOne: Did no one actually read the article? Here's the key clause:


"If it was her,..."

It's the Daily Fail. That's how lazy they are - someone sent them a picture of some unknown woman, with another person completely covered up in the back seat, and ran with that story. The whole article is couched in weasel-words designed to appear salacious but not libelious, in case LiLo actually was somewhere else entirely and felt like smacking the shiat out of the Fail. Meanwhile, just about everyone who reads that rag now thinks she was flouting the legal system, even though there's no proof at all, not one item of it, in that article.


She's still not going to have sex with you...
 
2013-03-19 05:17:26 PM  
Red-eye flights are west to east, not NY to LA. If she looked like shiat it's because she was too stupid to get a hotel room to sleep.
 
2013-03-19 05:18:44 PM  

ObeliskToucher: FormlessOne: Did no one actually read the article? Here's the key clause:


"If it was her,..."

It's the Daily Fail. That's how lazy they are - someone sent them a picture of some unknown woman, with another person completely covered up in the back seat, and ran with that story. The whole article is couched in weasel-words designed to appear salacious but not libelious, in case LiLo actually was somewhere else entirely and felt like smacking the shiat out of the Fail. Meanwhile, just about everyone who reads that rag now thinks she was flouting the legal system, even though there's no proof at all, not one item of it, in that article.

She's still not going to have sex with you...


Who knows? She very well might.
 
2013-03-19 05:21:07 PM  

ukexpat: Stupid bint.


i prefer a moistened bint...but allow it.
 
2013-03-19 05:21:44 PM  

ObeliskToucher: FormlessOne: Did no one actually read the article? Here's the key clause:


"If it was her,..."

It's the Daily Fail. That's how lazy they are - someone sent them a picture of some unknown woman, with another person completely covered up in the back seat, and ran with that story. The whole article is couched in weasel-words designed to appear salacious but not libelious, in case LiLo actually was somewhere else entirely and felt like smacking the shiat out of the Fail. Meanwhile, just about everyone who reads that rag now thinks she was flouting the legal system, even though there's no proof at all, not one item of it, in that article.

She's still not going to have sex with you...


She might, if he were to rack up some lines...
 
2013-03-19 05:22:01 PM  

ObeliskToucher: FormlessOne: Did no one actually read the article? Here's the key clause:


"If it was her,..."

It's the Daily Fail. That's how lazy they are - someone sent them a picture of some unknown woman, with another person completely covered up in the back seat, and ran with that story. The whole article is couched in weasel-words designed to appear salacious but not libelious, in case LiLo actually was somewhere else entirely and felt like smacking the shiat out of the Fail. Meanwhile, just about everyone who reads that rag now thinks she was flouting the legal system, even though there's no proof at all, not one item of it, in that article.

She's still not going to have sex with you...


Pointing out that The Daily Mail is awful = White Knighting the subject of the article in question?

If that's the case, I can only conclude that Farkers want to have sex with foxes, the Muslim Incursion, the nation of Iran (not the populace), Sciences, Statistics, and That Thing I Heard From A Guy In A Bar.
 
2013-03-19 05:22:03 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: That was a pain in the ass to read.

So, Lohan went to a club before before starting her sentence. got it. thanks Daily Mail

 
2013-03-19 05:23:38 PM  
I'd like to continue to joke at her expense, but at this point (knowing as many alcoholics as I have) I can't.  She's an addict and it's clear she thinks and acts like one.  They can put her in rehab for a year and it won't make a difference because she really doesn't have a desire to stop feeding her addiction to drugs and alcohol.  It's not funny to me anymore...it's sad.
 
2013-03-19 05:24:47 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

um, that's not her.
 
2013-03-19 05:25:07 PM  

ObeliskToucher: She's still not going to have sex with you...


And if she tries--RUN AWAY!!!
 
2013-03-19 05:26:33 PM  

Eligarf: [i.imgur.com image 634x815]


And in just a few short years, assuming she doesn't OD or something:

cfs15.tistory.com
 
2013-03-19 05:28:29 PM  

FlashHarry: um, that's not her.


FTA:

If it was her, Lindsay wasn't totally audacious about the move and tried to cover herself as she was driven up to club AV in the back of an SUV while her friend pouted at the cameras.
 
2013-03-19 05:32:03 PM  
Serious question: Why? Are these places so farking awesome that you have to spend every waking hour there? Why can't you just do coke and listen to shiatty music at home a few days a week?
 
2013-03-19 05:33:31 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
kab
2013-03-19 05:34:19 PM  
'just hours'?  Nope, I checked the 'zero farks given' box.

Which is always the right choice when it comes to stories like this.
 
2013-03-19 05:35:47 PM  

Mentalpatient87: Serious question: Why? Are these places so farking awesome that you have to spend every waking hour there? Why can't you just do coke and listen to shiatty music at home a few days a week?


You don't get paid millions to be on celebrity rehab staying at home broski.
 
2013-03-19 05:45:13 PM  

Mentalpatient87: Serious question: Why? Are these places so farking awesome that you have to spend every waking hour there? Why can't you just do coke and listen to shiatty music at home a few days a week?



My guess is her house looks like Jesse Pinkman's when he hosted his friends.  Sane people wouldn't visit her infested deathtrap.

Or her home, either.
 
2013-03-19 05:48:34 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: ObeliskToucher: FormlessOne: Did no one actually read the article? Here's the key clause:


"If it was her,..."

It's the Daily Fail. That's how lazy they are - someone sent them a picture of some unknown woman, with another person completely covered up in the back seat, and ran with that story. The whole article is couched in weasel-words designed to appear salacious but not libelious, in case LiLo actually was somewhere else entirely and felt like smacking the shiat out of the Fail. Meanwhile, just about everyone who reads that rag now thinks she was flouting the legal system, even though there's no proof at all, not one item of it, in that article.

She's still not going to have sex with you...

Who knows? She very well might.


But you'd better hurry. She's about to Plato.
 
2013-03-19 06:02:25 PM  

Mentalpatient87: Serious question: Why? Are these places so farking awesome that you have to spend every waking hour there? Why can't you just do coke and listen to shiatty music at home a few days a week?


Because nobody can see her at home. These type of people need to be seen and will do anything to be seen.
 
2013-03-19 06:08:55 PM  
I don't know who looked sleazier, her or her lawyer.
 
2013-03-19 06:11:46 PM  

markie_farkie: FlashHarry: um, that's not her.

FTA:

If it was her, Lindsay wasn't totally audacious about the move and tried to cover herself as she was driven up to club AV in the back of an SUV while her friend pouted at the cameras.


The real question is who is her far more attractive friend, and does she have low standards?
 
2013-03-19 06:22:39 PM  
Wow. Who punched her in the face? That's one hell of a fat lip she's got there.
 
2013-03-19 06:34:51 PM  
Over/under on number of days until she fails her first court-ordered mandatory drug test: 5 days.
 
2013-03-19 06:38:32 PM  
I hope she gets caught violating court orders and has to spend a few months in jail.  At this point that is pretty much all I am looking forward to.
 
2013-03-19 06:39:25 PM  
She's an alcoholic. What did he expect?
 
2013-03-19 06:40:00 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Over/under on number of days until she fails her first court-ordered mandatory drug test: 5 days.


Never. The California courts are a f*cking joke when it comes to celebrities.
 
2013-03-19 06:57:14 PM  

BATMANATEE: markie_farkie: FlashHarry: um, that's not her.

FTA:

If it was her, Lindsay wasn't totally audacious about the move and tried to cover herself as she was driven up to club AV in the back of an SUV while her friend pouted at the cameras.

The real question is who is her far more attractive friend, and does she have low standards?


Hint: she's hanging out with Lindsay.
 
2013-03-19 07:01:38 PM  
"...Greek chorus of paps"?

pap 1 (pp)
n.
1. Midland U.S. A teat or nipple.
2. Something resembling a nipple.

I'm assuming the article was written by the same douche that started the trend of calling Bigfoot "Squatch". Well stop it. The english language is not your playground. Once you put in the work and become a wordsmith I won't have a problem with it. Your initials are not e. e.
 
2013-03-19 07:13:22 PM  

RacySmurff: "...Greek chorus of paps"?

pap 1 (pp)
n.
1. Midland U.S. A teat or nipple.
2. Something resembling a nipple.

I'm assuming the article was written by the same douche that started the trend of calling Bigfoot "Squatch". Well stop it. The english language is not your playground. Once you put in the work and become a wordsmith I won't have a problem with it. Your initials are not e. e.


It's pretty standard usage in celebrity coverage, from the Italian "paparazzo" -- would you like me to look that up for you as well?
 
2013-03-19 07:17:22 PM  

FlashHarry: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x478]

um, that's not her.


the article suggests she's under the plastic bag in back.
 
2013-03-19 07:23:33 PM  

cryinoutloud: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 271x186]


This is bad music, understand? It's bad for you.
 
2013-03-19 07:25:22 PM  

FlashHarry: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x478]

um, that's not her.


You're right.  Whoever that is is way cuter.
 
2013-03-19 07:26:12 PM  

brandent: FlashHarry: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x478]

um, that's not her.

the article suggests she's under the plastic bag in back.


whoops, my bad. then again, the caption wasn't exactly clear:  Keeping her head down: Lindsay Lohan was warned on Tuesday by Judge Dabney not to go out partying, but she headed straight to AV nightclub that same day.
 
2013-03-19 07:37:12 PM  
Why is this person not spending the next 10 years in prison already.
 
2013-03-19 07:52:14 PM  

Warlordtrooper: Why is this person not spending the next 10 years in prison already.



Because rich people are better then us, so the rules shouldn't apply to them the same.

/not really, but that's the reason
 
2013-03-19 08:00:38 PM  

mongbiohazard: Warlordtrooper: Why is this person not spending the next 10 years in prison already.


Because rich people are better then us, so the rules shouldn't apply to them the same.

/not really, but that's the reason


Funny thing is, she's isn't really rich anymore.  She in trouble with the IRS I believe.  Charlie Sheen gave her $100,000 to help with her debts and it still wasn't enough.
 
2013-03-19 08:01:21 PM  

mongbiohazard: Warlordtrooper: Why is this person not spending the next 10 years in prison already.


Because rich people are better then us, so the rules shouldn't apply to them the same.

/not really, but that's the reason


Except she's not even rich. They always refer to her as "the Mean Girls actress". That was like 8 years ago.
 
2013-03-19 08:23:24 PM  

ObeliskToucher: She's still not going to have sex with you...


To quote George Carlin: "I wouldn't fark her with a stolen dick"
 
2013-03-19 08:33:08 PM  
So that's at least six mugshots for this stupid bink.  Is she trying to compete with Henry Earl?
 
2013-03-19 08:37:47 PM  
No evidence that this is even true. Stupid.
 
2013-03-19 08:46:41 PM  

ObeliskToucher: FormlessOne: Did no one actually read the article? Here's the key clause:


"If it was her,..."

It's the Daily Fail. That's how lazy they are - someone sent them a picture of some unknown woman, with another person completely covered up in the back seat, and ran with that story. The whole article is couched in weasel-words designed to appear salacious but not libelious, in case LiLo actually was somewhere else entirely and felt like smacking the shiat out of the Fail. Meanwhile, just about everyone who reads that rag now thinks she was flouting the legal system, even though there's no proof at all, not one item of it, in that article.

She's still not going to have sex with you...


And I'm glad about that - I'm not white-knighting LiLo, I'm just sick of the Daily Fail.
 
2013-03-19 09:29:24 PM  
Would someone just pummel the b*tch already? please??
 
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