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(The Daily Dolt)   Sarah Palin complains about politicians acting like reality TV stars. That's the joke   (thedailydolt.com) divider line 64
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2013-03-19 04:59:17 PM
14 votes:
global3.memecdn.com
2013-03-19 06:50:20 PM
10 votes:

Muta: Lenny_da_Hog: Keep bringing it up to embarrass the shiat out of people who saw her as the greatest American hope. Even if they don't admit it to others, they will themselves know, deep inside, that they were conned and scammed by the GOP.

Make them dissolve from within.

Do you think she still wears that shirt?


[cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com image 458x613]


s3-ak.buzzfeed.com

Not mine.

You're welcome, though.

Eyebleach:

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-19 09:14:11 PM
8 votes:

Muta: Do you think she still wears that shirt?


No, someone else got it as a hand-me-down.
i.imgur.com
2013-03-19 05:24:38 PM
7 votes:

Muta: Do you think she still wears that shirt?


I don't think she can get it off.
2013-03-19 05:15:15 PM
6 votes:
i48.photobucket.com
2013-03-19 05:12:44 PM
6 votes:

T-Servo: [i151.photobucket.com image 540x201]
One of my favorites...


 i48.photobucket.com
2013-03-19 05:05:26 PM
6 votes:
img.photobucket.com

Her reality show proved to be a little too real when it became apparent she wasn't actually the rootin tootin gun packin frontier momma she claimed to be. Barely knew how to use the damn things.
2013-03-19 05:03:59 PM
5 votes:
i159.photobucket.com
2013-03-20 10:35:16 AM
4 votes:
I started this one before Rufus posted his, sorry:

i47.tinypic.com
2013-03-20 09:29:14 AM
4 votes:

Crunch61: spongeboob: Coco LaFemme: John McCain should get punched in the cock, every single day, just for foisting this woman on the rest of the country.

There are other reasons to hate McCain that are equally appropriate.

Damn him, damn him to hell.

/now I only need a photoshop of the green Palin Statue of Liberty rufus-t-firefly used on the Planet of the Apes Heston scene.
//no skills


Quick & dirty.

i48.photobucket.com
2013-03-19 05:09:14 PM
4 votes:

Trivia Jockey: I think Sarah Palin's speechwriter is just trolling her.


ZOMG can you imagine how fun that would be.

"On the coastal wade for governance in the tenth percentile we can't forlorn our most cherished American hero champion values."

"Perfect, Mrs. Palin. You read that perfectly. Now go out on that stage and knock 'em dead!
2013-03-19 05:07:39 PM
4 votes:
Sarah Enderpening the World.

i48.photobucket.com
2013-03-19 04:51:39 PM
4 votes:
No one has ever accused Sarah Palin of excessive self-awareness.
2013-03-19 08:33:41 PM
3 votes:
i429.photobucket.com

This still gives me a weird boner.
2013-03-19 06:08:30 PM
3 votes:
i.huffpost.com

Doesn't she look like Dana Carvey?
2013-03-19 05:50:20 PM
3 votes:

Muta: Lenny_da_Hog: Keep bringing it up to embarrass the shiat out of people who saw her as the greatest American hope. Even if they don't admit it to others, they will themselves know, deep inside, that they were conned and scammed by the GOP.

Make them dissolve from within.

Do you think she still wears that shirt?


[cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com image 458x613]



Are you kidding?  One of my "friends" on FB posted, in all seriousness, how Palin and Ryan would be a great GOP presidential ticket...and this was *last week*.  This was coming some someone who legitimately thinks they are more informed than most people and that anyone who doesn't think Obama is pretty much evil incarnate is stupid.  They are constantly posting countless links to Breitbart and similar sites.  It's illusory superiority at its finest.  My mouse cursor will hover over the "delete/hide friend" button but I never press it choosing instead to watch out of morbid fascination.
2013-03-19 05:02:36 PM
3 votes:
i151.photobucket.com
One of my favorites...
2013-03-19 10:42:56 PM
2 votes:
i45.tinypic.com
2013-03-19 07:42:41 PM
2 votes:

spongeboob: Coco LaFemme: John McCain should get punched in the cock, every single day, just for foisting this woman on the rest of the country.

There are other reasons to hate McCain that are equally appropriate.


Damn him, damn him to hell.

/now I only need a photoshop of the green Palin Statue of Liberty rufus-t-firefly used on the Planet of the Apes Heston scene.
//no skills
2013-03-19 07:05:34 PM
2 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: There are still literally millions of Americans who think this woman should be the leader of the free world and commander of the most fearsome military on the planet.

Think about that for a moment. Then go scampering into the trees gibbering like you just read an advance of her Christmas book.

The only button this woman should have her finger on is the one that hits "SEND" on her application to be a guest on Maury for his "My husband loves his husky more than me" special.


www.culture-games.com
2013-03-19 05:35:50 PM
2 votes:
I'm scared of this strong, conservative woman.
2013-03-19 05:32:43 PM
2 votes:

Muta: Do you think she still wears that shirt?


She masturbates with it...
2013-03-19 05:25:44 PM
2 votes:
Have some compassion for Sarah Palin. She never asked to be so popular.
2013-03-19 05:22:20 PM
2 votes:

Lenny_da_Hog: Keep bringing it up to embarrass the shiat out of people who saw her as the greatest American hope. Even if they don't admit it to others, they will themselves know, deep inside, that they were conned and scammed by the GOP.

Make them dissolve from within.


Do you think she still wears that shirt?


cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-19 05:05:36 PM
2 votes:
I think Sarah Palin's speechwriter is just trolling her.
2013-03-19 04:50:51 PM
2 votes:
hmmmm, i wonder what IMDb has listed about her.... oh my.
2013-03-19 04:49:15 PM
2 votes:
Don't you think she looks tired? She used to be so damn cute.
2013-03-20 01:34:30 PM
1 votes:
i.huffpost.com

Bad photographer, baaaaaaaaad photographer!!

Looks as if someone had doped the hell outta that thar Big Gulp.

/red diaper doper babies
red diaper doper babies
red diaper doper babies
dance!! dance!!


//red = GOP red, natch
2013-03-20 12:44:26 AM
1 votes:
rufus-t-firefly:

Sarah Enderpening the World.

You Maniacs! You derped it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
2013-03-19 11:01:21 PM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: mayIFark: Is this where I mention Powe's law?

Sure, go ahead.

First, tell us what Powe's Law is.


Poweslaw
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-19 10:28:27 PM
1 votes:
We get it, she's a woman.
2013-03-19 10:17:07 PM
1 votes:

Mikey1969: Muta: Do you think she still wears that shirt?

She masturbates with it...


You should be banned from Fark for giving us that mental image.  Where the hell is my mind and eye bleach?  I can't unsee or unthink that shiat.  Thanks perv!
2013-03-19 09:36:50 PM
1 votes:

theorellior: maxheck: Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty

Oh, Lord, I went and read a Freeper thread. Seriously, those people need help. And, yes, scary as it is, Fark really is in the top 10% of online political discussion.


You read a Freeper thread?  You poor, poor man (or woman).  Your computer is now unclean though, so I suggesting buying a new one and then setting the one you're currently using on fire.
2013-03-19 08:58:27 PM
1 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: AdolfOliverPanties: The word coont, as a derogatory term for a woman, is perfectly showcased for Sarah Palin.  If I didn't know better, I would think the word was invented just for her.

The fact the she is a woman had nothing to do with the criticism directed at Palin or the reason she should be referred to in a derogatory way.


That is a VERY good point.  She is not a coont because she is female.  Dick Cheney is a coont.  Tucker Carlson is a coont.

That was bad form on my part.  Thank you for pointing out what I should have made clear from the beginning.  I posted like a coont.
2013-03-19 08:36:19 PM
1 votes:
Trivia Jockey: I think Sarah Palin's King Missile's speechwriter is just trolling her.

FTFY
2013-03-19 07:53:31 PM
1 votes:

Isitoveryet: dickfreckle: As long as I live, I will never understand not just Palin, but other MENSA members reading teleprompter jokes from a...teleprompter.


you know, there's going to be a lot of cropped images from her performance at CPAC 2013.

but even a freeper thread (posted up thread) actually had images with her & teleprompter posted & a ctrlF "teleprompter" gave me nothing.

These people are simple folks.


The common clay.
2013-03-19 07:32:04 PM
1 votes:
John McCain should get punched in the cock, every single day, just for foisting this woman on the rest of the country.
2013-03-19 07:26:06 PM
1 votes:
Palin is the type of person who makes you think you're having an aneurysm, because it's the only explanation for the gibberish you're hearing.
2013-03-19 07:03:25 PM
1 votes:
Hey, you got politician in my reality TV star!
Hay, you got reality TV star in my politician!
2013-03-19 07:00:57 PM
1 votes:
There are still literally millions of Americans who think this woman should be the leader of the free world and commander of the most fearsome military on the planet.

Think about that for a moment. Then go scampering into the trees gibbering like you just read an advance of her Christmas book.

The only button this woman should have her finger on is the one that hits "SEND" on her application to be a guest on Maury for his "My husband loves his husky more than me" special.
2013-03-19 06:55:16 PM
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: ...or is farking retarded herself.


That explains Trig.

/ducks
2013-03-19 06:54:31 PM
1 votes:
As long as I live, I will never understand not just Palin, but other MENSA members reading teleprompter jokes from a...teleprompter. While there are many examples of TeaPublicans taking an extremely cynical and low view of their voters, this one particularly irritates me.

"You know, maybe we shouldn't read that joke off a teleprompter,"said the one man in the room with two brain cells to rub together.

*brief silence, followed by exploding laughter*

"AAAAAAAhahahahahahah. You think these people are gonna notice? Palin won't. Why should they?"
2013-03-19 06:46:05 PM
1 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: That might justify the use of a derogatory term toward McCain.


I prefer to refer to Senator McCain as Sarah Palin's unconsummated Sugar Daddy.

Limp Daddy?
2013-03-19 06:18:07 PM
1 votes:

maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:

Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty



Outside the ballroom afterward, CPAC attendees raved about the stunt. "Hilarious." "I thought that was awesome." "I loved that." One woman I spoke to said the moment "just really symbolized American freedom." A man named Tomas told me that Palin holding up the Big Gulp "gave a new look to the Statue of Liberty."(continued)


Jesus wept.
2013-03-19 06:14:26 PM
1 votes:
Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:

Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty
2013-03-19 05:50:23 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: But there are enough people who still like enough her that proper exploitation/promotion will make money.


Vanilla Ice Tour Dates
2013-03-19 05:49:29 PM
1 votes:

Muta: Lenny_da_Hog: Keep bringing it up to embarrass the shiat out of people who saw her as the greatest American hope. Even if they don't admit it to others, they will themselves know, deep inside, that they were conned and scammed by the GOP.

Make them dissolve from within.

Do you think she still wears that shirt?


[cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com image 458x613]



A while back someone on Fark posted a freakish version of that pic, the shirt's face wearing the old lady ...
2013-03-19 05:49:25 PM
1 votes:

Lenny_da_Hog: Delay: Lionel Mandrake: With proper marketing and distribution strategies, Palin is a money-taker.
Agreed. So why did Ailes dump her from Fox News?

Fox also dumped Firefly. Go figure.


And The Tick!
2013-03-19 05:48:32 PM
1 votes:

Lenny_da_Hog: Delay: Lionel Mandrake: With proper marketing and distribution strategies, Palin is a money-taker.
Agreed. So why did Ailes dump her from Fox News?

Fox also dumped Firefly. Go figure.


....and then she also got a movie.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-03-19 05:24:50 PM
1 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: Rann Xerox: Dear Sarah:

15:01.....15:02.....15:03.....15:04.....15:05.....

Yours in Christ..... Rann

Yeah about that....

Just when you thought Sarah Palin had ducked out of the spotlight with the summation of her Fox News career, she's back in fighting form with a book deal on - what else - the "war on Christmas."

That's right, get ready to revisit the Christmas wars, Palin-style.
The nation's most impersonate-able politician is penning a book titled "A Happy Holiday IS a Merry Christmas," scheduled for publication by scheduled for publication Harper Collins in November.


"War on Christmas"???? Looks like Palin is trying to steal some merchandising thunder from Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.

What happens when three grifters are at odds with each other?
2013-03-19 05:20:11 PM
1 votes:
She put forth a strong effort, finishing in second place.


Priceless...
2013-03-19 05:19:16 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

/haven't seen these in a while
2013-03-19 05:16:53 PM
1 votes:

jaytkay: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 342x295]
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[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 342x471]
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Why is she wearing Piper's pants in that second picture.
2013-03-19 05:13:58 PM
1 votes:

Charlie Chingas: I'll care when you start doing porn. With Rachael Steel and Carmella Bing and Gianna Michaels and Faye...

/not that I know who they are


Not really into granny porn myself.
2013-03-19 05:10:08 PM
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: She's either deliberately trolling us, thinks/knows that her fans are farking retarded, or is farking retarded herself.


These are not mutually exclusive conditions, you realize.
2013-03-19 05:07:28 PM
1 votes:
I used to hate Sarah Palin, but now I LOVE her.

Keep it up, Girl,  you show 'em!. Don't retreat, reload! Get 'er done!

/The Republicans will never be taken seriously.
2013-03-19 05:06:12 PM
1 votes:
www.frontroomcinema.com
2013-03-19 05:04:04 PM
1 votes:
Dear Sarah:

15:01.....15:02.....15:03.....15:04.....15:05.....

Yours in Christ..... Rann
2013-03-19 04:59:25 PM
1 votes:
Was this before or after she read a teleprompter joke off of a teleprompter?

What an idiot.
2013-03-19 04:57:00 PM
1 votes:
I wonder if the conservative movement will ever become self aware.
2013-03-19 04:55:21 PM
1 votes:
She had her own reality show, didn't she? I believe it was called  The Biggest Loser?
2013-03-19 04:54:01 PM
1 votes:
The GOP political strategy is, and has been for quite a while now, to accuse the opposing side of doing exactly what you are doing.  It puts the opposing side in the position of having to say "but you are the one actually doing this!", which is always weak.  The accuser always has leverage over the accused in politics.
2013-03-19 04:52:19 PM
1 votes:
She's either deliberately trolling us, thinks/knows that her fans are farking retarded, or is farking retarded herself.
2013-03-19 04:48:35 PM
1 votes:
Mamma grizzly calls the kettle black?
 
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