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(The Daily Dolt)   Sarah Palin complains about politicians acting like reality TV stars. That's the joke   (thedailydolt.com) divider line 48
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2013-03-19 06:08:59 PM
6 votes:
Just popping into this thread to point out that the party who gave use Sandra Day O'Connor and Christine Todd Whitman has turned into the party that vilified Sandra Day O'Connor and Christine Todd Whitman and then exchanged them for Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann.
2013-03-19 04:52:19 PM
5 votes:
She's either deliberately trolling us, thinks/knows that her fans are farking retarded, or is farking retarded herself.
2013-03-19 05:31:22 PM
3 votes:

ongbok: Lionel Mandrake: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: She must be hard up for cash.  She's going all out these last few days trying to fan the embers of her lost 15 minutes of fame back into a paycheck.  But all she's doing is making herself out as even more of a flaming @$$hole.

Word is she's "writing" a book on "the War on Christmas."  Due out...Halloween or so?  No later than Thanksgiving.

She'll make millions.  But she won't convince anyone of anything who isn't already fkn stupid as a bucket of warm spit.

How is she going to make millions? Does she still have a PAC that will buy up thousands of copies of her book? And does she still give enough speeches for that PAC to give her books to contributors? Because with her other books not too many people actually bought them. All of the sales were from her PAC buying them up to give away.


I work at a used book store. We can't even sell signed copies of "Going Rogue" for $1.00 out of clearance.

I don't recall anyone, at any time, ever asing for "America by Heart." Most of the time I just chuck it in the trash in order to make room for something else that might actually be marketable for $1.00 clearance.

The thought of another O'Reilly "killing" book ("Killing Jesus") and Palin herpin' and a derpin' about the mythical War on Christmas makes me a sad panda.

I can't help but lose repsect for someone willing to shell out cash for either.
2013-03-19 04:57:48 PM
3 votes:
Who gives a shiat what she says? Stop paying attention to these idiots.
2013-03-19 04:54:01 PM
3 votes:
The GOP political strategy is, and has been for quite a while now, to accuse the opposing side of doing exactly what you are doing.  It puts the opposing side in the position of having to say "but you are the one actually doing this!", which is always weak.  The accuser always has leverage over the accused in politics.
2013-03-19 04:51:39 PM
3 votes:
No one has ever accused Sarah Palin of excessive self-awareness.
2013-03-19 04:49:38 PM
3 votes:
The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
2013-03-19 08:58:25 PM
2 votes:
She's the Kim Kardashian of politics - she was the "last chicken in the shop" as the VP portion of a Republican ticket that failed years ago, and widely cited as one of the reasons that ticket failed. She then ditched the guy she politically buried and latched onto what she thought would be the real success story of GOP politics - the TEA Party. You can see how that went. She's quit every useful job she's had since she became part of the national political scene - she quit the Alaska governorship, she quit Fox News - and yet she still thinks what comes out of her piehole is somehow meaningful.

She makes Ann Coulter look... alright, no one makes Ann Coulter look "good", but perhaps "less bad" may be appropriate.

Who in the hell cares about this moronic quitter's ravings? Who thinks she's still relevant, honestly?
2013-03-19 06:54:31 PM
2 votes:
As long as I live, I will never understand not just Palin, but other MENSA members reading teleprompter jokes from a...teleprompter. While there are many examples of TeaPublicans taking an extremely cynical and low view of their voters, this one particularly irritates me.

"You know, maybe we shouldn't read that joke off a teleprompter,"said the one man in the room with two brain cells to rub together.

*brief silence, followed by exploding laughter*

"AAAAAAAhahahahahahah. You think these people are gonna notice? Palin won't. Why should they?"
2013-03-19 06:22:41 PM
2 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: The word coont, as a derogatory term for a woman, is perfectly showcased for Sarah Palin.  If I didn't know better, I would think the word was invented just for her.


The fact the she is a woman had nothing to do with the criticism directed at Palin or the reason she should be referred to in a derogatory way.
2013-03-19 06:08:30 PM
2 votes:
i.huffpost.com

Doesn't she look like Dana Carvey?
2013-03-19 05:15:40 PM
2 votes:
Sarah Palin, the elitist griffter.

Living off of the welfare checks of the stupidest part of the population of 'Murica.

But keep giving her money. Maybe she will run for the President of the Confederate States of 'Murica.
You know them traitors to the United States of America.

/Now off to watch that porno she was in.
2013-03-19 05:06:12 PM
2 votes:
www.frontroomcinema.com
2013-03-19 04:57:00 PM
2 votes:
I wonder if the conservative movement will ever become self aware.
2013-03-19 04:50:51 PM
2 votes:
hmmmm, i wonder what IMDb has listed about her.... oh my.
2013-03-20 08:53:21 AM
1 votes:

Fluorescent Testicle: Why are Republicans incapable of telling the difference between hatred and mockery?


Fear, hatred and anger are the only emotions they recognize as extant and valid.

tenpoundsofcheese: Dr. Farkenstein: tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, she's a woman.

FTFY.
There is no hate like the misogynous hate of some farkers.


So you're saying she ISN'T a hypocrite?
2013-03-20 08:11:46 AM
1 votes:
Four pages of misinformed and general hate comments here should answer that for you.

Why is it that you idiots confuse derision with hate?
2013-03-19 11:07:52 PM
1 votes:
Bless her poor, dear, sweet heart...she tries so very hard...
2013-03-19 09:36:50 PM
1 votes:

theorellior: maxheck: Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty

Oh, Lord, I went and read a Freeper thread. Seriously, those people need help. And, yes, scary as it is, Fark really is in the top 10% of online political discussion.


You read a Freeper thread?  You poor, poor man (or woman).  Your computer is now unclean though, so I suggesting buying a new one and then setting the one you're currently using on fire.
2013-03-19 09:31:50 PM
1 votes:
You let her out of the cage, Republicans.  You get to reap the rewards of having such a powerful, graceful speaker branded to your party.
2013-03-19 09:13:20 PM
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: The Thoroughbred of Sin: Trivia Jockey: I think Sarah Palin's King Missile's speechwriter is just trolling her.

FTFY

Now that's dedication to a joke.


Couldn't resist, sorry.
2013-03-19 08:36:19 PM
1 votes:
Trivia Jockey: I think Sarah Palin's King Missile's speechwriter is just trolling her.

FTFY
2013-03-19 08:33:41 PM
1 votes:
i429.photobucket.com

This still gives me a weird boner.
2013-03-19 07:35:35 PM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: John McCain should get punched in the cock, every single day, just for foisting this woman on the rest of the country.


There are other reasons to hate McCain that are equally appropriate.
2013-03-19 07:33:36 PM
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: She's either deliberately trolling us, thinks/knows that her fans are farking retarded, or is farking retarded herself.


A little of B and a little of C.
2013-03-19 07:05:21 PM
1 votes:

spongeboob: Looks like a political opportunist.


So is Mrs. Palin.
2013-03-19 06:57:14 PM
1 votes:

Sambo: [i.huffpost.com image 550x282]

Doesn't she look like Dana Carvey?


I seem to be alone in this but I'm really seeing some meth face in the last year. She's got the weird around the mouth and jaw look (plus the gray undertones in her skin) that I see in the 2 am weirdos at the convenience store right before they start to lose teeth.
2013-03-19 06:54:08 PM
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: Lionel Mandrake: Lenny_da_Hog: Delay: Lionel Mandrake: With proper marketing and distribution strategies, Palin is a money-taker.
Agreed. So why did Ailes dump her from Fox News?

Fox also dumped Firefly. Go figure.

And The Tick!

Live action version? No loss.


Fk you, Mr Ed...

j/k...I'm a huge of all Tick stuff.  I thought the live action was awesome..In fact, I think it was one of the first 5 or so dvds I bought, to see the 3 or 5 or whatever episodes that never aired.
2013-03-19 06:47:38 PM
1 votes:

Delay: Philip Francis Queeg: AdolfOliverPanties: The word coont, as a derogatory term for a woman, is perfectly showcased for Sarah Palin.  If I didn't know better, I would think the word was invented just for her.

The fact the she is a woman had nothing to do with the criticism directed at Palin or the reason she should be referred to in a derogatory way.

If I understand AOP's post, that is not his point. I am sure he can speak for himself. As I understood his post, Sarah Palin was chosen by McCain because she was cute, overtly sexual and appealed to older men. There was no other reason for her selection besides her "I would sleep with you" girl next door attitude, much to his regret.


No, he was trolling for disaffected Hillary voters. That, and he was pissed that they wouldn't let him name Lieberman as Veep
2013-03-19 06:34:06 PM
1 votes:

Delay: Philip Francis Queeg: AdolfOliverPanties: The word coont, as a derogatory term for a woman, is perfectly showcased for Sarah Palin.  If I didn't know better, I would think the word was invented just for her.

The fact the she is a woman had nothing to do with the criticism directed at Palin or the reason she should be referred to in a derogatory way.

If I understand AOP's post, that is not his point. I am sure he can speak for himself. As I understood his post, Sarah Palin was chosen by McCain because she was cute, overtly sexual and appealed to older men. There was no other reason for her selection besides her "I would sleep with you" girl next door attitude, much to his regret.


That might justify the use of a derogatory term toward McCain.
2013-03-19 06:18:07 PM
1 votes:

maxheck: Repeating bears, or something:

This can't be made up:

Sarah Palin Holding a Big Gulp Is the New Statue of Liberty



Outside the ballroom afterward, CPAC attendees raved about the stunt. "Hilarious." "I thought that was awesome." "I loved that." One woman I spoke to said the moment "just really symbolized American freedom." A man named Tomas told me that Palin holding up the Big Gulp "gave a new look to the Statue of Liberty."(continued)


Jesus wept.
2013-03-19 05:50:20 PM
1 votes:

Muta: Lenny_da_Hog: Keep bringing it up to embarrass the shiat out of people who saw her as the greatest American hope. Even if they don't admit it to others, they will themselves know, deep inside, that they were conned and scammed by the GOP.

Make them dissolve from within.

Do you think she still wears that shirt?


[cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com image 458x613]



Are you kidding?  One of my "friends" on FB posted, in all seriousness, how Palin and Ryan would be a great GOP presidential ticket...and this was *last week*.  This was coming some someone who legitimately thinks they are more informed than most people and that anyone who doesn't think Obama is pretty much evil incarnate is stupid.  They are constantly posting countless links to Breitbart and similar sites.  It's illusory superiority at its finest.  My mouse cursor will hover over the "delete/hide friend" button but I never press it choosing instead to watch out of morbid fascination.
2013-03-19 05:32:27 PM
1 votes:

vernonFL: I used to hate Sarah Palin, but now I LOVE her.

Keep it up, Girl,  you show 'em!. Don't retreat, reload! Get 'er done!

/The Republicans will never be taken seriously.


This. I also feel this way about a libertarians. DO go on!  Please keep Nadering the GOP.
2013-03-19 05:27:07 PM
1 votes:
Don't forget the head-assplodey icing on the cake:

Her daughter's reality show was funded by taxpayers!
2013-03-19 05:25:57 PM
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: She's either deliberately trolling us, thinks/knows that her fans are farking retarded, or is farking retarded herself.


A little of column a,a little of column b and a shiatload of column c.
2013-03-19 05:15:49 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: She must be hard up for cash.  She's going all out these last few days trying to fan the embers of her lost 15 minutes of fame back into a paycheck.  But all she's doing is making herself out as even more of a flaming @$$hole.

Word is she's "writing" a book on "the War on Christmas."  Due out...Halloween or so?  No later than Thanksgiving.

She'll make millions.  But she won't convince anyone of anything who isn't already fkn stupid as a bucket of warm spit.


How is she going to make millions? Does she still have a PAC that will buy up thousands of copies of her book? And does she still give enough speeches for that PAC to give her books to contributors? Because with her other books not too many people actually bought them. All of the sales were from her PAC buying them up to give away.
2013-03-19 05:13:58 PM
1 votes:

Charlie Chingas: I'll care when you start doing porn. With Rachael Steel and Carmella Bing and Gianna Michaels and Faye...

/not that I know who they are


Not really into granny porn myself.
2013-03-19 05:12:44 PM
1 votes:

T-Servo: [i151.photobucket.com image 540x201]
One of my favorites...


 i48.photobucket.com
2013-03-19 05:10:08 PM
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: She's either deliberately trolling us, thinks/knows that her fans are farking retarded, or is farking retarded herself.


These are not mutually exclusive conditions, you realize.
2013-03-19 05:10:02 PM
1 votes:

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: She must be hard up for cash.  She's going all out these last few days trying to fan the embers of her lost 15 minutes of fame back into a paycheck.  But all she's doing is making herself out as even more of a flaming @$$hole.


Word is she's "writing" a book on "the War on Christmas."  Due out...Halloween or so?  No later than Thanksgiving.

She'll make millions.  But she won't convince anyone of anything who isn't already fkn stupid as a bucket of warm spit.
2013-03-19 05:09:14 PM
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: I think Sarah Palin's speechwriter is just trolling her.


ZOMG can you imagine how fun that would be.

"On the coastal wade for governance in the tenth percentile we can't forlorn our most cherished American hero champion values."

"Perfect, Mrs. Palin. You read that perfectly. Now go out on that stage and knock 'em dead!
2013-03-19 05:07:28 PM
1 votes:
I used to hate Sarah Palin, but now I LOVE her.

Keep it up, Girl,  you show 'em!. Don't retreat, reload! Get 'er done!

/The Republicans will never be taken seriously.
2013-03-19 05:05:36 PM
1 votes:
I think Sarah Palin's speechwriter is just trolling her.
2013-03-19 05:04:04 PM
1 votes:
Dear Sarah:

15:01.....15:02.....15:03.....15:04.....15:05.....

Yours in Christ..... Rann
2013-03-19 05:00:59 PM
1 votes:

Bartle J.: Who gives a shiat what she says? Stop paying attention to these idiots.


No, no.

Keep bringing it up to embarrass the shiat out of people who saw her as the greatest American hope. Even if they don't admit it to others, they will themselves know, deep inside, that they were conned and scammed by the GOP.

Make them dissolve from within.
2013-03-19 04:59:25 PM
1 votes:
Was this before or after she read a teleprompter joke off of a teleprompter?

What an idiot.
2013-03-19 04:55:21 PM
1 votes:
She had her own reality show, didn't she? I believe it was called  The Biggest Loser?
2013-03-19 04:49:15 PM
1 votes:
Don't you think she looks tired? She used to be so damn cute.
 
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